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your favorite mpls troublemaker 🤡🚲

Dinkytown, MN
Joined April 2023
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1 year
there’s a clear front runner for the flag competition and it’s embarrassing how obvious it is
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My boss just used the term “prairie dogging” to refer to walking around and popping into everyone’s office to see how their morning is going 😭
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where I was raised.
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Some people say there is no true beautiful art left to make but I beg to differ
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@cringe_genius Boss only gives me a half a monkey minute to eat my monkey meal. Gets me so mad I’m shooting monkey mud all over the place
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@goofygoober562 It hasn’t even been 200 years..
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@ok_alriight Maple Grove solely because it feels like a giant strip mall
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My father-in-law is a builder. It is difficult to get his attention in a magnificent space because he is lost in wonder. We were in a cathedral together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer. “We can’t, we don’t know how.”
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Can everyone say a prayer for my sweet uncle JP? He was practicing his moon walk around The Lake when he was turned into road kill by a bike gang. 1 like = 1 prayer #RIPuncleJP
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@ShiaLabridge If men were having their bodily autonomy taken away the same way women are I’m sure they’d be following the same path as Gen Z women
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@Highway_30 Don’t you owe like $100k in child support?
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@moeinminn Lol thank you for willing my header photo into existence 🙌
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Is this a straight morel growing in my yard lol
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@ziibiing Not sure if this one is on that site but it’s still one of my favorites I’ve seen so far
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This is my choice for the new Minnesota state flag
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Is there anything better than this? 🌲🌲🚲🌲🌲
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@shellydunlap That’s not what most people think it means lol
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@DiabolicalSpuds You’re only supposed to look like this after coming in from shoveling snow for 45 minutes
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@rmiskimens Biden could always stop funding Israel and supplying them with the weapons they’re using to commit genocide. That would be a great start
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@SecondHandVegan @the_transit_guy @43blah Arresting someone based solely off of racial profiling sounds like fascism to me
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@ACABylonBee Do conservatives forget that you provide ID when you register to vote?
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@TomLasby @GoodVibePolitik If the US is not a party to the war why are we providing bunker buster bombs (among many other weapons) to Israel?
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MN conservatives seem to be extra butthurt about bike paths and lanes this week. If we removed them I’m sure they’d be perfectly happy with bikes riding on sidewalks and directly in traffic all the time
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@DannyboiATL “Physically assaulting a child is not abuse!” - you
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@tbluvoter Maybe Biden should stop sending military aid to Israel that they’re using to kill civilians? That would be a great start to get people back on his side. Voting uncommitted in the primary is a great way for us to voice that opinion
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Drinking one of my favorite beverages made in Minnesota
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@RobertB20679639 That’s how it’s pronounced lol
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@PoorDecisionsMW @Xakryn @BikePortland @PBOTinfo If that’s the case then you should be in favor of the bikes having their own lane..
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@Ezinger44 This is definitely reminiscent of when the Nazis *checks notes* were extremely inclusive to the lgbtq community. Wtf kinda history have you been studying 😂
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Can we do #30DaysofBiking every month?
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it’s wednesday my dudes
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@ByJanetMoore Yes! I used to take the megabus from the twin cities to Madison. It stinks that there isn’t an Amtrak stop in Madison proper yet
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@RespectfulMemes Japan’s way is best for naming computer files for sure
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@williamlegate @nopersonal1nf0 Hmm gas is more expensive now than two years ago during peak Covid when no one was driving and the market was flooded with cheaper oil? Checkmate libs /s
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If I sneak onto the bridge right before they close it off do I have to stay there for two years? Asking for a friend
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@JoLuehmann @griddr @AGoatsBack @NoSteppinOnSnek Most of these guys complaining about having to split assets in a divorce are the same ones complaining that no one wants to be a stay at home mom anymore. I wonder why🙄 They don’t want wives, they want nannies/maids that they can have sex with
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She isn’t even gone yet but I already miss her 😭
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My father-in-law is a builder. It is difficult to get his attention in a magnificent space because he is lost in wonder. We were in a cathedral together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer. “We can’t, we don’t know how.”
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@UDMGreg @Nokomis_Dad Everyone thinks what the feed our future people did was awful and illegal. This post is about the hypocrisy of a pastor dressing in designer clothes
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@brisology @the_transit_guy @unusual_whales Do you consider all veterans who have a pension from serving to be welfare babies?
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I found this map on the ground at pride yesterday. What could it mean?
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@foxyjewishmama The Super Bowl party pic always made me laugh 😂
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@okimstillhungry Destiny is literally going over the entire debate on a YouTube live stream rn lmao
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@MomOnTheVergeOf Prairie dogging where I’m from: “I’m not gonna make it to the bathroom!!!”
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@HavinGayes @gayest_tone @Chekhovs_Gunman @peterawolf Is Biden sending bombs and other weapons to Israel?
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@brisology @the_transit_guy @unusual_whales He has three pensions that he’ll be able to live extremely comfortably off of
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@BestPixMN In college the fellas and I would mix grain belt, hamm’s, schmidt, and schell’s together. We called it the Minnesota Rouser
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@dallonthinker All these idiots think that anything that makes them uncomfortable is woke
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@M_Simonetti28 What do conservatives plan on doing to make Minnesota “great again?” Most of their plans seem to only involve culture war topics and lowering taxes on rich people.
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@_x_sean_x_ He died how he lived—being an asshole by The Lake while shitting himself #rip
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@brisology People in the military are communists?
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@numetal_moment @Ayrton2202 This 100%. At the beginning of the set they were like “sorry if we fuck up we’re not very good DJs.” It was a super fun set though!
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@mangan_mike @midwestern_ope I’ve come across plenty of people here in MN that claim they’ve never heard it or said it but they actually say it all the time and don’t realize it
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@clovis69 Most of us know it to mean something very different
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@GNQ__ @trouble_man90 “For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we will pick up two moderate Republicans in the suburbs in Philadelphia” -Chuck Schumer. Worked super well in 2016!
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@mattykinsX @POTUS Many conservative states are trying to ban gender affirming care for adults
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@BBBBBAAAAZZZZZ @taliaotg @jacobkornbluh Why do special interest groups lobby and give money to politicians if not to sway their decisions?
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@the_transit_guy Maplewood, Minnesota
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@dadof4princeses @whokilledjoan @hankgreen @swe11er If he opposes government subsidies why do his companies receive them?
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@ShibaDog2022 @n00dles71 This is not true at all lmao
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@dadof4princeses I’m just wondering why you’re posting something that’s clearly not true.
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@HavinGayes If you’re actively telling someone to stop killing people you probably should not provide them with more weapons to kill people.
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@Jeffyboythought Children born in the US to undocumented immigrants aren’t here illegally. People who come to this country to seek asylum aren’t here illegally
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@nypost The US ship is pretty far from the US. Maybe the US shouldn’t bring its ships so close to China?
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@mollywidstrom Just gotta leave it in vinegar or maple syrup overnight
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I’m so happy Hilltop finally got a Waffle House!
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@TheSotaSwede Go walk downtown on Flying Cloud Drive… if you dare
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@NortonMpls I always order one of the spiciest items on the menu at a local Mexican restaurant and I’m convinced they’re not making it as spicy as they usually do because I sound and look like I’m from the show Fargo lol
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@BestPixMN Yes. We need to take back Isle Royale
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I bought a hot dog earlier using a $20 bill and this is how I got my change back. What is wrong with people??
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@Henryz_mom The typical driver here (myself included) breaks the law in some form almost every time we go drive. Those people are mad at you because they don’t want to see themselves as dangerous drivers who are breaking the law.
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@DrPlutocracy Who is stopping you from doing this?
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@mercybx13 @Shut_downAmazon Cuba would be in much better shape if the US ended the embargo. Why is the US afraid of the free market?
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@PoorDecisionsMW If cyclists are riding in the street with no bike lane then they aren’t impeding traffic they are part of traffic. If you are this butthurt about the topic you should spend more time advocating for better biking infrastructure that keeps bikes separate from car traffic
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@sabocat_teacher Going to the fair solo is usually a much more enjoyable experience. Only downside is that a lot of the foods are portioned and priced for 2-3 people
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@Ian_Gay_briel Most drivers break the law every time they drive based solely on the speed limit being seen as a minimum instead of a maximum
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Just ordered my new Minnesota flag this morning! Can’t wait!
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We officially drank every single can of Turbo at Frenchman’s Pub. We got the patio looking like a recycling center!
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If you know Minnesota well, and I know it well --especially Isle Royale-- it's changed.
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@TeamAdam76 @emcmack @TimTalk3 It’s called climate. And it also changes because of decades of manmade greenhouse gases being pumped into it
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@mollywidstrom Smoking weed at the Witch’s Hat at sunset
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@bartsampson6 I watched with tears in my eyes this morning as 12 chinook helicopters airlifted our precious bridge away forever. When will the woke madness stop?
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Tweeting live from the Flameburger parking lot for the next 15 minutes
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@H1TWOM4N Going from being a family computer person to a laptop person at age 13 was life changing lol
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Sweetie you haven’t touched your glass of microplastic filled bird flu milk, is everything alright?
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Bird flu virus now found in milk, is of “great concern” to WHO
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I bought two powerball tickets earlier with a twenty dollar bill and this is how they gave me my change. Is this real money or should I throw it out?
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@AccountantBrad @BlameBootsy @esjesjesj I’m glad you posted this. We can all rest easy now as we know the police never put out false/wrong information
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@MNRevenue How much longer should I keep refreshing? My girlfriend’s husband’s laptop is almost out of battery!
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@TinaSmithMN Senator, this dance move is referred to as the “chode juggler” and it’s very popular in right wing circles as of late
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@StPaulNate When it’s cold out but you still want to go on your fav trail
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@TheSotaSwede I was sitting on a park bench at The Lake drinking a turbo and I saw this happen
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@bonanzavalley @TheSotaSwede @RepMaryFranson Pretty impressive that they were able to make a vaccine that only injures conservatives
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@HomeLoanBill @TheHoustonWade @Starseed1756671 Do subsidies make things cheaper or more expensive?
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@BestPixMN Possibly the most beautiful bird ever??
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@damianSZN_ @nickmotown666 @Mind_Taker360 @IAM41776311 @ChuckCallesto “I feel discriminated against for being refused service for wearing a shirt with hate speech on it that discriminates against a whole demographic of people 😭” these people are ridiculous
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@drnifkin @iamrockytee If I were the parents I would put a megaphone in front of the baby crying and point it at that asshole
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