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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

5 months

@Highway_30 Sorry, Royce. You tweeted my map of Minneapolis drinking fountains. There’s no escaping this.

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Mpls Dad

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3 months

How did they not see this coming

Mike Norton

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3 months

Fire at the Psychic Reader on Lake in Uptown

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Mpls Dad

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4 months

The amount of people so triggered by rainbows will never not be funny to me

Alpha News

@AlphaNewsMN

4 months

Minneapolis installs pride-themed street signs:

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6 months

Canada Goose vest: $585 Helmut Lang hoodie: $285 Breitling watch: $3,400 Being a megachurch pastor and MN’s biggest grifter: PRICELESS

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

21 days

Do I agree with Gopher fans storming the field after that win? Not really. Did I just smoke a joint on the 50 yard line? Yes.

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

5 months

What have I done

HuffPost

@HuffPost

5 months

MAGA Senate Candidate's 'Crime Map' Only Shows Drinking Fountains

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

2 months

Hey Royce, our little map made it onto Last Week Tonight. Are you still afraid of drinking fountains? @Highway_30

Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

5 months

@Highway_30 Sorry, Royce. You tweeted my map of Minneapolis drinking fountains. There’s no escaping this.

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

5 months

Oh wait. This is a map of drinking fountains in Mpls parks. Carry on!

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

15 days

Survived another week in the burned down hellscape that is Minneapolis

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Mpls Dad

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1 month

So what we know about both Trump shooters: White men Not Democrats Not Trans Not immigrants

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Mpls Dad

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5 months

Crime is absolutely out of control in this city.

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Mpls Dad

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5 months

Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

5 months

@Highway_30 Sorry, Royce. You tweeted my map of Minneapolis drinking fountains. There’s no escaping this.

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Mpls Dad

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3 months

The humidity finally broke. Kids swimming in the creek. Neighborly trumpet player. Life is good in Minneapolis.

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Mpls Dad

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17 days

How many major American cities have access like this to the outdoors 2 miles from their downtown?

daviss

@daviss

17 days

More and more new colors every day around Cedar Lake (Minneapolis, October 2024)

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Mpls Dad

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4 months

I can’t believe how many people think the 394/94 exit is a zipper merge situation. IT IS NOT.

Chris Hawkey

@Chris_Hawkey

4 months

394 west to 94 east In Minneapolis is the dumbest exit in America. And people who wait until the last second to merge should lose the right use it for the rest of their life. There’s construction everywhere. Fix THIS sumbitch.

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Mpls Dad

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2 months

My deceased grandparents and I just voted 3 times for Ilhan Omar!

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Mpls Dad

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5 months

Discovering that Charles Barkley has actually been to Minneapolis multiple times in the past 5 years is hilarious.

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5 months

@TheSotaSwede Good call

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11 days

@RealAliGabriel Hope this helps!

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2 months

I’m a big Gus Walz guy

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2 months

The other day someone called Royce White the Temu version of Andrew Tate and it’s absolutely perfect

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

2 months

I’m glad to see Dustin Grage’s tireless work these past 2 weeks is really paying dividends.

Polling USA

@USA_Polling

2 months

Tim Walz Net Favorables: (Aug 15 ---> Aug 28) MN: +15 ---> +19 MI: +14 ---> +16 WI: +8 ---> +14 GA: +13 ---> +13 NV: +7 ---> +13 PA: +7 ---> +12 NM: +11 ---> +11 AZ: +9 ---> +8 NC: +4 ---> +8 FL: +10 ---> +7 Redfield / Aug 28, 2024

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Mpls Dad

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2 months

Rough day for Dustin.

GOP Strategist Brutally Mocked For Easily Debunked Tim Walz Dog Claim

Dustin Grage’s attempt to make a point about the Minnesota governor’s dog, Scout, didn’t go as planned.

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

6 months

Is this a Weekend at Bernie’s situation?

Gary Peterson 🇺🇸

@GaryPetersonUSA

6 months

Meeting Mike Lindell at the Waukesha Trump Rally must've been what it was like to shake hands with the Apostle Paul before Christ took the stage at the sermon on the mound.

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Mpls Dad

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5 months

Dammit. I did it again. This is a map of McFlurry machines.

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Mpls Dad

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10 months

This flag is going to make some conservative heads explode 🤯 cc: @FlagsForGood

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1 month

Uh oh they must have some real dirt on him this time 😱

American AF 🇺🇸

@iAnonPatriot

1 month

Tim Walz is going to be exposed soon! 👀

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@Nokomis_Dad

5 months

Ok, so I messed up yesterday. THIS is the map that shows rampant crime in the Twin Cities.

Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

5 months

Crime is absolutely out of control in this city.

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Mpls Dad

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10 months

@GrageDustin “Leaders in those districts told MPR that the increase appears to be a combination of kids from low-income and higher-income families taking advantage of the program for the first time.” Great news, Dustin! The cost overruns are directly related to the success of the program.

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

3 months

Damn. This is the nail in the coffin. Klobuchar might as well just concede now.

Royce White 🇺🇸

@Highway_30

3 months

I am excited to announce Mike Lindell endorsing me for U.S. Senate. His commitment to this country is inspiring. His story is one of redemption, success and courage. I am proud that a fellow Minnesotan continues to fight for our elections to be secure and I appreciate his

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Mpls Dad

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2 months

It’s 10:15pm and I’m on a bike. Pray for me.

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

9 months

Student loans should be interest free

Steven Cotterill

@socialiststeve6

9 months

My wife and I left graduate school 23 years ago with a combined total of $70,000 debt. Since then we've made $500 monthly payments for 23 years ($120,000+). Today, we still owe $60,000. Explain to me again why student loan debt shouldn't be cancelled.

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

5 months

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The New Republic

@newrepublic

5 months

Royce White, a Republican-backed candidate for Senate in Minnesota posted a map on X claiming it showed all of the crime around Minneapolis. But as @_cingraham quickly pointed out, the image was actually a map of drinking fountains at public parks.

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

2 months

Big if true. Care to comment @GrageDustin ?

will davis

@wdavisx3

2 months

Wow. His bio says he’s a columnist at @townhallcom , but I can’t find a single article that Dustin Grage has written for them, and his name isn’t even an option on their website’s “author” dropdown section. Stolen columnist valor!

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

2 months

Look at what they took from us

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

4 months

🚨Local Hot Take Alert 🚨 The Cedar Ave bridge crossing Lake Nokomis should be torn down. Our neighborhood shouldn’t be used as a suburban commute to downtown for cars still going at highway speeds.

Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

4 months

At least 20 cars passed before my kids and I could cross this intersection tonight (47th and Cedar). There might as well not even be a crosswalk sign.

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Mpls Dad

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3 months

POV you’re walking down Lake Street with a 3 year old on your shoulders and a Manny’s Torta in your belly

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Mpls Dad

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3 months

@RepPeteStauber Hey Pete. Undocumented immigrants cannot vote. Why are you lying?

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Mpls Dad

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1 year

@maxrrymer Do you ever walk through a place like that and think, maybe Target isn’t the issue, maybe I’m the problem?

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Mpls Dad

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3 months

Before After

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3 months

@NortonMpls How did they not see this coming

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Mpls Dad

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1 month

Breaking: Tim Walz shares a Netflix password with his daughter even though they don’t live in the same house

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9 months

Wait I thought it was all because of Biden 🤔

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Mpls Dad

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8 months

BREAKING NEWS: a use of force instructor wants innocent female bystander to come to his rescue

MNConservative🇺🇸⭐️

@RealJMPeterman

8 months

I was walking the lake yesterday in Minneapolis and was assaulted by a man on a bike who thought it was funny swerving walkers off the trail. He threw an elbow to my mouth and rode off. A @MomsDemand groupie stood there and watched multiple people get assaulted and did NOTHING.

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Mpls Dad

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2 months

Update: Dustin did not care to comment.

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Mpls Dad

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3 months

@southernjanes It’s currently 7:10pm. I’m walking down Lake Street with a 5 and 3 year old.

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Mpls Dad

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10 months

There are a lot of people who aren’t going to like hearing this.

Zack Stephenson

@zackstephenson

10 months

After losing just under 4k people in 2022, Minnesota gained 23,615 people in 2023. Minnesota's population growth was in the top half of states in 2023. This is good for Minnesota, bad for the narrative that people are fleeing Minnesota's politics.

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8 months

@ModerateIndy @mkoska215 That’s… how downtowns work.

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2 months

@PosterTubs “Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya are mid”

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2 months

Heading back this afternoon with a van full of my undocumented neighbors!

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

5 months

😂 😂 😂

The Daily Beast

@thedailybeast

5 months

It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Minnesota’s Royce White.

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Mpls Dad

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2 months

@taylr I think Shelley at Crime Watch has all 430k Mpls residents blocked.

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Mpls Dad

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6 months

@VikesCountry I’m sorry you’ve been fooled.

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Mpls Dad

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6 months

Is it something I said?

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Mpls Dad

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2 months

Mostly racism

Janie Danger stream EAST ATLANTA SOBER

@Wifesucker

2 months

I have always wondered what’s goin on here

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Mpls Dad

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8 months

Dean Phillips should suspend his campaign today and endorse Uncommitted in hopes of getting a cabinet position.

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5 months

@hellodonavon @Highway_30 It makes me so happy

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Mpls Dad

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11 months

I have a client that is renovating a multimillion dollar home. The contractor is working on the bathroom today, and they apparently just tiled the homeowner’s cat into the wall.

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

6 months

@lavettetaye @bbygwala @VeniGnoskils Have you ever been in a serious relationship? People break up for all sorts of reasons.

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8 months

I thought I was being civil by not even mentioning her husband by name 🤷🏻‍♂️

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6 months

Don’t even get me started on Mrs. Ketterling

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8 months

@ModerateIndy @mkoska215 Then why say downtown? That’s weird. And regardless, Chicagoland is 10 million people (27% in city proper).

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9 months

Imagine thinking Alexandria is too Liberal

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5 months

@AjMarganelli Correct. When you vote blue, you get access to fresh drinking water.

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2 months

Just when I thought Dustin’s tweets couldn’t get any dumber

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8 months

🇺🇸 Uncommitted 2024 🇺🇸

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2 months

@jpkolb You people are so incredibly ridiculous

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3 months

It sure is entertaining to watch MAGA turn on Kyle Rittenhouse

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5 months

@Highway_30

Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

5 months

Ok, so I messed up yesterday. THIS is the map that shows rampant crime in the Twin Cities.

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6 months

@lavettetaye @bbygwala @VeniGnoskils Again, people break up for a number of different reasons. Not just because a man was disrespectful or unkind.

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

11 months

Has anyone written a good rebuttal to the Fall of Mpls? I have some friends who have succumbed to the propaganda…

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1 year

@billglahn My 4 year old daughter has been to 2 games this year. She’s less scared of downtown than you.

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2 months

@RevTChristopher His proposal was turned down by the GOP-controlled senate.

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Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

11 months

If you want to get the attention from a ton of mouth breathing conspiracy bros, I recommend tweeting something like this. Oh boy 😂

Mpls Dad

@Nokomis_Dad

11 months

Has anyone written a good rebuttal to the Fall of Mpls? I have some friends who have succumbed to the propaganda…

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4 months

@srsBryzness Same actually. I pick my target, which is usually a slow accelerating truck.

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8 months

Totally normal behavior (I’ve never even posted a kid’s bike pic)

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2 months

@HarryNiska Holy shit you people are miserable

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2 months

WE MADE IT TO SOUP SEASON

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2 months

The falls are still raging

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2 months

@Zaxon551 Man I must’ve really struck a nerve. Poor little kitty.

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3 months

@WalterHudson @RepMaryFranson Please provide ONE example of a pregnancy without complications being terminated at 9 months. Just one.

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3 months

Can someone translate this for me?

Connor Finn

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@Nokomis_Dad Liberals and Minneapolis like oxygen and fish

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5 months

@BRobMN Pretty typical scared conservative. Btw I don’t live in the north loop, I’m 10 blocks from GFS you baby

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6 months

Not sure how a restaurant review is normalizing Islam. Does she also think Bar La Grossa is a Catholic restaurant?

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@Highway_30

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@RealJMPeterman @MomsDemand So you were walking on the bike trail. Got it.

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2 months

Lovely little Saturday

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5 months

@profpennpodcast What would we talk about? How Royce is a misogynistic deadbeat dad who owes $100k in child support? How he’s a self-described antisemite? Or maybe how he’s under investigation by the FEC for breaking campaign finance laws?

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@HOFbarrybonds25 So you must think these are stupid too