Rupert Schminkeldorf @DiggingUpGraves Twitter profile

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Rupert Schminkeldorf

@DiggingUpGraves

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@NBugans

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@satzustanner

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Rupert Schminkeldorf

@DiggingUpGraves

3 months

Wizard Twitter. Just last night Greg came into my spire and peppersprayed me

Megumi Bandicoot

@MegumiBandicot

3 months

What game is this?

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@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

That's my father he's looking to find and kill me

shan horan 🎷 🐛

@shanhorandraws

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obsessed with the tiny green mall wizard

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2 months

She divorced me again

Rupert Schminkeldorf

@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

YES YES I CAN FEEL IT! With this final spell I shall finally undo, MY DIVORCE

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6 months

Give it sentience and watch it suffer the folly of man

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@IsaRatties

6 months

You are offered Rat What do you do

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2 months

Stop giving him attention he's actively looking to kill me. You're giving him more power

Chief ⚔️ ‼️ Dinosaurs Are Real

@ChiefofIsaac

2 months

the ancient little wizard

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3 months

WRONG, I would not tell you

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@Dimosar

3 months

this is what having a wizard in your contacts is like

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

I punish my foul homonculi by making them guzzle gas

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@Cool3DWorld

6 months

gas

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@DiggingUpGraves

4 months

WOKE Wizard twitter be like: GAY Wizard WOMAN Mage They/themzard Greg

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@DiggingUpGraves

4 months

Best fanservice moments in wizard twitter [A thread 🧵🧵🧵]

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@Yamato_Here

4 months

Best fanservice moments in anime/manga [A Thread 🧵]

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

Green potion

FoodPorn: The Original

@FoodPorn

6 months

You can only add one thing to this breakfast, but ketchup is not an option. What do you add?

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@DiggingUpGraves

8 days

The evil gnomes looking for my firstborn son

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@CallyGingrich

8 days

Happy Labor Day!🇺🇸

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

Terrible idea, please don't. They're constantly prepping fireball and it's hot as shit

Skeleton Archmage

@ArchSkeleton

6 months

Thinking about buying some magic gauntlets, thoughts?

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@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

I hope the knight kills my father before he finds me

Chief ⚔️ ‼️ Dinosaurs Are Real

@ChiefofIsaac

2 months

they sent their greatest knights to find the ancient little wizard

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

Why do you harbour so much hate

Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

6 months

My stupid son whom I hate

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@DiggingUpGraves

5 months

I emulated this guys life and it was really sad. Just made me utterly depressed. Christ I don't even want to go out and cast fireballs at passersby

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@musashiIll

5 months

*sighs* *Taps the sign*

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@DiggingUpGraves

5 months

>group is called Wizard Twitter >Where are the wizOH MY GOD

#1 tony enjoyer

@punishedvergil

5 months

>Game is called Devil May Cry > There are no devil’s that may- YOOOOOOOOOOOO

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2 months

I can literally cast fireball I think that can easily destroy a person

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@SeekWiser_

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@DiggingUpGraves

7 months

Making rupillions right now

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@DiggingUpGraves

10 days

I'm sending my finest rats to gnaw off your balls

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@X

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power to the people in 🇧🇷 & everywhere else

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

Nobody ever invites me to see and do fun stuff like this

WARLOCK

@disturbingbeing

6 months

I WORE THIS TO THE WIZARD'S BALL AND GOT STABBED 16 TIMES IN THE CHEST THEN SET ON FIRE

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@DiggingUpGraves

3 months

That gnomes are perfect fast food

J Girl

@juliethardt

3 months

What opinion would you defend until your last breath? 🤔

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@DiggingUpGraves

7 months

We fed shrooms to our classmate Abdul and he wrote the necronomicon

you been watching film? thats cool! now watch this

@drone_jock

7 months

what was “the incident” at your mages guild?

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4 months

That time I found the porn channel on the Orb

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

Who remembers when the sky was blood red, when Xabaltrar the Horrendous came down from the heavens to curse us all

Dr. Naomi Wolf

@naomirwolf

6 months

Who remembers when the sun was golden not silvery, the sky was deep rich blue, not pale milky blue, and robust gorgeous cirrus clouds were everywhere, crisply delineated in the sky; when the sky was not plagued with weird streaks that spread with horrid inevitability, blocking

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@gregthesorcerer sending me 15 copies of goatse

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@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

Goblins are an invasive species. They invade my spire and steal my shit so I steal their lives with a hammer and wicked spells

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@DiggingUpGraves

4 months

The time @woman_mage beat me to death

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@DiggingUpGraves

3 months

I just use gnomes and goblins in my sushi

PETA

@peta

3 months

He doesn’t belong on your plate. #InternationalSushiDay

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@DiggingUpGraves

4 months

The hog arc

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2 months

My potions be like

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@DiggingUpGraves

4 months

I fucking hate all of this magic shit some sorceror just inverted my fucking scrotum

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@DiggingUpGraves

29 days

The last nation of wizards blew themselves up in collective hatred and madness. Now we are divided. There are only pockets of madness

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@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

Oh Greg you silly goober

Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

2 months

Oh my god I hit an elf with my car

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@DiggingUpGraves

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The woke mob is trying to cancel your old magical pal, Rupert Schminkeldorf. I need YOUR money to fight back, please give me your money

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

The foul goblin has annoyed me for the last time!

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@DiggingUpGraves

7 months

@KATBOI667 My spells are as real as my ex-wife thank you

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

The deep state pictures that The Wizard doesn't want you to know about

The Wizard

@wizardsextape

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The operation was NOT a success. I'm typing this with my tongue, I've lost all my limbs. Doctor was dracula too

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@DiggingUpGraves

27 days

They are going to rebuild me. I will be stronger, faster, and dracula resistant. None will stop Cyborg Rupert

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@DiggingUpGraves

4 months

What foul creature is this? Is this the result of gnome inbreeding or foul magics?

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@DiggingUpGraves

1 year

Me if if me if stealing when me if steal when *Pees robes*

Woman Mage

@woman_mage

1 year

me if stealing tweets were illegal in five out of the seven realms

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

He's so me

Wizard Student

@studyeroftomes

6 months

Can we all agree, please?

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@DiggingUpGraves

7 months

HEARTWARMING: Poor orphan child given a job working in my meth lab

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@DiggingUpGraves

17 days

WIZARD TWITTER TAUGHT ME be SCHMINKELFUCKED like Rupert be GREG like SORCERER be MAGE like WOMAN be WISE like WIZARD be BLASTED like BIMBLE

Mousmine

@mousingcrisis

18 days

CREEPYPASTA TAUGHT ME be KILLER like JEFF… be ABANDONED like DISNEY… be SUICIDAL like SQUIDWARD… be SUICIDAL like MOUSE… be DEAD like BART

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

The cashier when I ready a level 9 fireball in front of her face

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@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

YES YES I CAN FEEL IT! With this final spell I shall finally undo, MY DIVORCE

Skelbton

@skelbthree

2 months

@DiggingUpGraves Rupert I’m not supposed to use it but I do have unlocked the “un divorce spell”

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@DiggingUpGraves

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░S░P░E░L░L░S░I░N░B░I░O░

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Rupert Schminkeldorf

@DiggingUpGraves

7 months

Here you go freaks, the execution of Sonic the Hedgehog

Rupert Schminkeldorf

@DiggingUpGraves

7 months

To celebrate 400, I'm executing Sonic the Hedgehog tomorrow

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@DiggingUpGraves

7 months

My image stolen by that foul fucking rat

Slice0pie1

@slice0pie1

7 months

In Florida rn and there’s a crazy wizard character with an orb… ermmmm, what the deuce?

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@DiggingUpGraves

10 months

Ever since losing my gnomes I've been in dire financial troubles

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@DiggingUpGraves

7 months

Not my ass stumbling *a goblin circumcises me* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT

Woman Mage

@woman_mage

7 months

not my ass stumbling onto wizard twitter

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@DiggingUpGraves

3 months

Goblin's blood you dimwit

Zeno

@Itz_Zen0_

3 months

Dude what are they serving me

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

I can't do it, I can't be mean to Elmo. He helped me get through the divorce

Elmo

@elmo

6 months

Elmo thought you might need this! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Admit it, who's been microflirting with my fucking homunculus

miss chad

@laurenposting

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Microflirting

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@MLGuy10 @Cyberboredasf @TwinkMahBoi @Trip_Maverick @BarnesEPowell @browsersatdv4

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

This ugly gnome came to my spire asking for tasty treats. I bashed its fucking head in

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

I lost my heart the moment my wife took it in the divorce

Lost the Spellcaster🧙

@LostMage2D

6 months

"Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all." - Aristotle

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I'm in a ditch the draculas fucking got me

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@DiggingUpGraves

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Robbed a gnome at wandpoint

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@DiggingUpGraves

3 years

@Pickaxe81789248 @HagvardL @ManMilk2 It's tiresome to keep doing that, so I'm pretty glad that dude reminded me I could mute words n stuff

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@DiggingUpGraves

5 months

Hey can you give me the three digits on the back of your wand?

Woman Mage

@woman_mage

5 months

[1/24]⚠️IMPORTANT⚠️WIZARDS PLEASE READ FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!!! there's a scam going around on WIZARD TWITTER that's dangerous and genuinely convincing to some! i unfortunately fell victim to it, and once i realized what was going on, it was too late. [more info in 🧵 thread]

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@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

How's everyone faring under the Bimbleocalypse? I found some delicious gruel to eat that I will NOT share

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@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

My divorce

The Notorious J.O.V.

@whotfisjovana

2 months

remove 1 thing

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@DiggingUpGraves

7 months

Fascists get flayed on sight, keep away from me and my fellow magical friends

Bimble the Wizard

@BimbleWizard

7 months

One quick reminder: wizards do not tolerate fascists. We're beings of chaos and mischief, not division and hate. Keep that shit out of here

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THEY'RE TRYING TO EXTERMINATE US, WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK

The SCP Foundation

@scpwiki

6 months

Seven Hundred Million Wizards is a fully-voiced absurd comedy about every cat in the world being turned into a cartoonish wizard that can only be changed back by being shot with a normal gun. "Seven Hundred Million Wizards" by Raddagher #scp8k

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My father taught me this trick when I was a young mage. It is why I have a dent in my skull

Riley Wigglewood

@RileyWigglewood

2 months

The Magician's Brick

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6 months

A second orphan has hit my methlab

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@DiggingUpGraves

7 months

HEARTWARMING: Poor orphan child given a job working in my meth lab

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27 days

Yes I do. I fucking love eating gnomes

Gnomey BumbleCrunch

@Tykais123

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This wizard is boiling a pot of gnomes. The wizard community doesn’t want you to see this

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@DiggingUpGraves

10 months

As the new wizard council takes form, what new policies would you like to see? No we will not stop the consumption of gnomes

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@DiggingUpGraves

1 month

Nevermind I lost 8 followers gonna Rupend it all

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@DiggingUpGraves

1 month

Awesome, 900 freaks are following. I'm building a f r e a k y army

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I fucking hate everything so much I just shot a butterfly with fireball FUCK YOU

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Holy shit that's fantastic looking. Absolutely great painting

Gorla 🧌

@GblinApprentice

29 days

Now that I’ve cleaned up all the vomit, I wanted to officially thank everyone who came and had a great time last night!Here are some photos I took, please feel free to share any you may have as well!! And yes, that is THE Rupert Schminkeldorf—doing a line on MY banister!! 😍

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@DiggingUpGraves

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Who want Rupert

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@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

Skibidi Wizards

Gorla 🧌

@GblinApprentice

2 months

Wizards and their orbs are no better than children with their tablets I’m afraid

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@DiggingUpGraves

1 month

Fuck me something just crawled inside my penis. Could it be the urethra gnome?

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@DiggingUpGraves

4 months

Gnome blood

Food Porn

@FoodPornPhotos

4 months

🚨 Pick only ONE dipping sauce for these nuggets

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@DiggingUpGraves

1 month

Date idea: I cry in the restaurant, threaten to cast power word kill on myself when you try to walk out, and then order the calamari before throwing up on your lap

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@DiggingUpGraves

4 months

HEARTWARMING President JOE BIDEN impregnated via TRUMPS insemination SPELL!! Will it be boy or gnome?

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@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

Perhaps I don't need my ex-wife, a legion of loyal goblins will fill the void too

Gorla 🧌

@GblinApprentice

2 months

If Rupert Schminkeldorf has one million supporters, I am one of them If Rupert Schminkeldorf has 5 supporters, I am one of them If Rupert Schminkeldorf has 1 supporter, it is me If Rupert Schminkeldorf has no supporters, I have fallen dead I 💚 RUPERT SCHMINKELDORF!!

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7 months

Without The Wizard, who would poison all the dogs? Please choose wisely everyone in this #GregWizardWar . Choose The Wizard

The Wizard

@wizardsextape

7 months

As my old rival Greg nears me in followers, you must know I can no longer be THE wizard if I am not the most followed wizard. That means, yup, you guessed it. I will die. Who will you choose in the #GregWizardWar ? Remember, a follow for Greg is a vote for the Wizard to die...

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@DiggingUpGraves

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Getting really into this "shitting in the toilet" concept. Could be the next big thing

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@DiggingUpGraves

7 months

More unnecessary gnome inclusion in cinema. Has the woke mind gone too far?

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

7 months

Peter Lord reveals the new ‘WALLACE & GROMIT’ film will have a robotic gnome as the villain. “Wallace has gone completely bonkers, making machines for every conceivable purpose and he invents a robotic gnome.” (Source: )

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The gross wizard and the gross game he wallows in

Gorla 🧌

@GblinApprentice

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the freak + the game I am a freak for

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@DiggingUpGraves

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The gnome I punished for stealing my potions be like

mr online

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This is one of the creepiest bot dms I ever got jesus fucking christ

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@DiggingUpGraves

3 months

@gregthesorcerer Why did you bend your cigarette

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@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

The woke hog is coming

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5 months

I'm going to place multiple pipe bombs in your abode for wasting my time, hear me The Wizard

The Wizard

@wizardsextape

5 months

Check out this video I just made

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

Ooughh I ate so much pussy last night, my belly is full of clitorises... Buuurp urp

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@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

All you will be is dust when I'm done with you miscreant

Golden_Fryingpan

@GoldenFrgpn

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@WesJohnsonVoice If you dont learn to work with ai you will be left in the dust

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@DiggingUpGraves

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WOOOOO MAMA HUBBUDAHUBBUDAH *eyes pop out* *tongue rolls out* *my cock explodes*

Benjamin Percy

@Benjamin_Percy

8 months

The neighbor kids made this... I'm moving.

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Rupert Schminkeldorf

@DiggingUpGraves

16 days

Some would say me, but I disagree

Daily Star

@dailystar

7 years

Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina

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Rupert Schminkeldorf

@DiggingUpGraves

7 months

I'm almost at "300" "followers", I don't know what this means but I need the attention please stalk me more I'm so fucking lonely

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Rupert Schminkeldorf

@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

My soul and the one who currently owns it

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Rupert Schminkeldorf

@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

I had to imprison a goblin after it tried stealing my potions

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Rupert Schminkeldorf

@DiggingUpGraves

2 months

I'm sad they didn't get to kill him. He is still mt father out for my blood

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@Scrimble_1

2 months

This is getting crazy

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Rupert Schminkeldorf

@DiggingUpGraves

10 months

THE TWINK ELVES ARE CALLING ME CRINGE

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Rupert Schminkeldorf

@DiggingUpGraves

6 months

Just gonna quickly share this here

The Ice Lord

@_Ice_Lord_Real

6 months

@DiggingUpGraves @anti_vamp_union @FighterPosting I honestly think that account is not a satire of conservatives, I believe they are genuinely fascist and racist. I am confused about it because everyone seems to be fine with them so I wonder if I'm the one misreading it.

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