Who remembers when the sun was golden not silvery, the sky was deep rich blue, not pale milky blue, and robust gorgeous cirrus clouds were everywhere, crisply delineated in the sky; when the sky was not plagued with weird streaks that spread with horrid inevitability, blocking
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[1/24]⚠️IMPORTANT⚠️WIZARDS PLEASE READ FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!!!
there's a scam going around on WIZARD TWITTER that's dangerous and genuinely convincing to some! i unfortunately fell victim to it, and once i realized what was going on, it was too late.
[more info in 🧵 thread]
Seven Hundred Million Wizards is a fully-voiced absurd comedy about every cat in the world being turned into a cartoonish wizard that can only be changed back by being shot with a normal gun.
"Seven Hundred Million Wizards" by Raddagher
#scp8k
Now that I’ve cleaned up all the vomit, I wanted to officially thank everyone who came and had a great time last night!Here are some photos I took, please feel free to share any you may have as well!!
And yes, that is THE Rupert Schminkeldorf—doing a line on MY banister!! 😍
Date idea: I cry in the restaurant, threaten to cast power word kill on myself when you try to walk out, and then order the calamari before throwing up on your lap
If Rupert Schminkeldorf has one million supporters, I am one of them
If Rupert Schminkeldorf has 5 supporters, I am one of them
If Rupert Schminkeldorf has 1 supporter, it is me
If Rupert Schminkeldorf has no supporters, I have fallen dead
I 💚 RUPERT SCHMINKELDORF!!
As my old rival Greg nears me in followers, you must know I can no longer be THE wizard if I am not the most followed wizard.
That means, yup, you guessed it. I will die.
Who will you choose in the
#GregWizardWar
? Remember, a follow for Greg is a vote for the Wizard to die...
Peter Lord reveals the new ‘WALLACE & GROMIT’ film will have a robotic gnome as the villain.
“Wallace has gone completely bonkers, making machines for every conceivable purpose and he invents a robotic gnome.”
(Source: )
@DiggingUpGraves
@anti_vamp_union
@FighterPosting
I honestly think that account is not a satire of conservatives, I believe they are genuinely fascist and racist.
I am confused about it because everyone seems to be fine with them so I wonder if I'm the one misreading it.