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this is probably the best fit of all time

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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?

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i have big news to share

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this is an insane headline and gif combo

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8 months

what was “the incident” at your mages guild?

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1 year

he kinda looks like Italian Mao in this picture

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1 year

mood

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Hey @espn @MelKiperESPN

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6 months

I know a million people are going to post this clip, but Shady McCoy and Tre’davious White retelling the story of Vontae Davis retiring mid game is one of the funniest football videos ever. RIP to a legend

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1 year

Stephen A Smith: at what point does Draymond Green become a liability? Jalen Rose (staring at phone): I think Steph and Klay need to talk to him [cut to TNT halftime show] Chuck: Shaq, who got the uglier kids me or you?

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Denver Broncos

@Broncos

2 years

The Walton-Penner Family Ownership Group is pleased to welcome former Secretary of State @CondoleezzaRice to its ownership group. Statement »

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2 years

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I would never fuck Peter Griffin BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: HOWEVER!

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2 years

This man created a whole fantasy universe with multiple continents, in immaculate detail, so he could escape the pain of being a Jets fan

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@GRRMspeaking

2 years

The NFL is back, and I don't know whether I should cheer or weep...

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1 month

Harbaugh is a t5 funniest NFL coach ever

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@AdamSchefter

1 month

Chargers HC Jim Harbaugh lauded quarterback Justin Herbert and other players who were stuck in an elevator for two hours at the team hotel in Dallas on Friday night.

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2 years

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3 years

[Lee Corso meekly removing an American flag from the studio desk before shocking his viewers by tossing it over his shoulder and reaching back under the desk to reveal a turban] Corso: Gimme me that turban! I’m going with the Taliban!

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6 months

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6 months

I think if you are in your 40s and have sex with teenagers you are a massive predator and also a pedophile

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3 years

lol

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2 years

this is the NFL combine for Turkish people

HasbullaHive 🐐

@HasbullaHive

2 years

That head movement is absolutely elite stuff

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8 months

my beautiful wife died last night after drinking your lemonade @Pantera

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1 year

Lead Actor from Pixar’s Sodas

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1 year

even if he had the height, it’s hard to imagine Adolf Hitler having what it takes to succeed as a Division 1 quarterback, much less in the NFL

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3 years

Jerry Seinfraud was CARRIED by George GOATstanza

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2 years

It’s sad to see how hard he’s taking Stav leaving the show

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@Dubs408

2 years

Nick Mullens first snap is a fumble

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3 years

@tbhd0g they swagged him the FUCK out fr

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9 months

late to posting my James tweet today, please forgive me

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1 year

YouGov America

@YouGovAmerica

1 year

NEW poll on Israel | Oct. 9-10 | 2,517 U.S. adults % who say the U.S. should increase / decrease the amount of military aid to Israel U.S. adults: 40% / 12% Democrats: 40% / 14% Independents: 29% / 16% Republicans: 56% / 6%

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1 year

Shaq: that’s the problem with guarding Joker, he’s very tricky Chuck: just like you with those crypto investors Shaq: you can’t even spell crypto Kenny: I actually worked on Wall Street, so I know about investi– Chuck: they gotta build a whole new jail for Shaq’s big ass

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@TheDunkCentral

1 year

Shaquille O’Neal is allegedly still avoiding attorneys representing FTX investors “According to the Wall Street Journal, lawyers for the plaintiffs have tried and failed to serve O’Neal both at his home and the TNT studio repeatedly. At one point, they said they ‘tossed the

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2 months

in a way, he won in the end

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1 year

Joe Buck: I am told that what is on the hard drive of Alan Williams is not to be seen Troy Aikman: Yeah we’re not gonna show that

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3 months

I would cry too if I got a non contact injury in front of Shakira

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3 months

Lionel Messi seen crying after being subbed out of Copa America final due to injury.

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[listening to new SSRI-core indie rock band] vocalist: i miss all of our pillow fights, i miss watching Nick at Nite [Spotify Radio plays a Guided by Voices song next] Robert Pollard (vocals recorded too hot): I Am The King of Fractions, I Got A Postcard From Hitler

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1 year

last night may have been the single funniest game in NFL history. let’s recap:

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3 years

Manatee of La Mancha

@heckmanatee

3 years

what “old person name” do you think needs to make a comeback?

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8 months

there’s gotta be like a cast member of the Wire or an Animal Collective guy out there that better qualifies for “Ravens celebrity fan”

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3 years

those are some cannes alright!

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3 years

susan sarandon at cannes in 1978

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2 years

[traveling 10 hours to attend my best friend’s wedding and listening to Ringer podcasts for the entire drive] me (giving best man speech): Mike and Katie’s relationship has always reminded me of…the 2008 Boston Celtics

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3 years

@mertcentury have seen several men in their thirties tweet about getting drafted, dire stuff

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8 months

you could make at least a rack selling bootleg shirts of this image with SLINT in block font above it

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8 months

China's Chairman Mao Tse-tung, front, swims in the Yangtze River. July 25, 1966

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8 months

One veteran daily fantasy player told ESPN on condition of anonymity that they believe ParlayPicker is "the biggest loser ever on FanDuel." "He was legendarily bad," the person said. Story via ESPN:

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3 years

what an irrational fear to have

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2 years

disney adult gf: omg Donald Duck is sooo funny 😂 and also kinda cute 😏 me (seething): he’s literally just some guy. everyone is just some guy

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2 years

My girl prettier than the sixteen chapel 😍

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2 years

this teacher is goofy as shit for using the band Franz Ferdinand as a hint when posing a question to a bunch of 14yr olds in 2022

Christina E. Cox

@ChristinaECox

3 years

Today, when introducing WWI, a student raised her hand and brought up the death of a certain archduke. Nobody knew his name, so as a hint, I offered that he shares his name with a band. Gentle reader, my students asked if there had perhaps been an Archduke Metallica.

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2 years

My ex-wife is 2-8 in relationships and 0-2 in marriages. She has no feel for the game, she has the IQ of a potato. Our children hate her, they want Dad!

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2 years

the JSON suspension is like the Queen dying for guys who are on their 4th account

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3 years

Some of y’all could use a visit…

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8 months

“Mr Hands” would be a great nickname for a star wide receiver in the NFL

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9 months

a dude completing 1 out of every 10 throws just beat the greatest QB to ever do it in Arrowhead. this is the biggest win the QBs Don’t Matter movement has had all season

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Hey man you just gotta put yourself out there more you know. Shoot your shot. My friend shooting his shot:

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POV: you are a female sportswriter who just made a joke referencing a hilarious sports moment

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3 years

everyone in Boys Chat reacting to the latest Mind of Json post

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5 months

hold up

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2 years

The song “Money” by Pink Floyd is actually about Capitalism if you pay close attention to the lyrics

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4 months

Elon’s worst move was fake monetizing the site so that now every unfunny guy is even more desperate to go viral with this kind of shit

Chad

@ChadDraven

4 months

I’ve literally tried everything getting a girlfriend is impossible

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1 year

NFL Twitter has a long way to go before they have the dawg mindset of NBA Twitter

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2 years

using Grindr to find guys to play pickup hoops with

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11 months

Roman soldiers at Gethsemane: we are here to arrest the one known as “Jesus of Nazareth” Jesus: I am he Jarrett, the irony disciple: Pontius Pilate has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

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3 years

Can’t believe this is what Zion Williamson looks like after 2 seasons in New Orleans

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3 years

Taliban after US forces vacated Afghanistan

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6 months

I think if you are in your 40s and have sex with teenagers you are a massive predator and also a pedophile

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1 year

women these days…

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1 year

me (boys chat): I’m not convinced Brandon Miller can play the 2. He’s got good length/hip fluidity, but his lack of burst/lateral agility will hurt him against guards me (loading hinge): hey the link to the boygenius song you sent wont work. btw did you listen to Dopethrone yet?

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3 years

She would have loved Twitter spaces…

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Ian Rapoport

@RapSheet

1 year

Live feed of Taylor Swift just watching the game, who says no?

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9 months

this is what NPC dialogue is like when you live in Pittsburgh

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2 months

He should have picked a position that actually matters if he wanted to be this annoying about everything

Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncing

2 months

Harrison Butker bashes Olympics opening ceremonies ‘Last Supper’ tableau with ‘God is not mocked’ quote

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3 years

@balt03189147 damn he's got that thang on him 👀

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3 years

putting an ❌ above a Tinder dates door as I leave to let other guys know that she has a PS5

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2 months

every cop is simultaneously the most aggressive psycho AND the worlds biggest pussy

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5 months

chapo guys tweeting about anything sports related

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3 years

good kid, m. A. A. d. city by Kendrick Lamar is the greatest, most no-skip rap album of all time. It is a modern day Ulysses for the black teen in a dangerous yet still beloved urban environment. We need more albums of this statute and less mumble (c)rap!

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1 year

Notice what he’s eating. Chicken fingers with ketchup just like Taylor did at the Chiefs game…but no ranch? Is this shade at Swifties? Hold that thought, my wife is calling me from my best friends house, better see what that’s about

Jason Kelce

@JasonKelce

1 year

I also have a superstar in my corner. @JakeStateFarm

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3 months

it seems impossible that a 24yr old guy who has never married could look this divorced

NFL

@NFL

3 months

New look in Denver for @ZachWilson

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3 years

Look at my quarterback dawgggg we’re goin 7-5 😣🤣

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10 months

@905Kar or just give it to the RB on his team who actually deserves it

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3 years

gf: hey, can I use your phone? me: sure babe, just gimme a sec…

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2 years

Aaron Hernandez pleads not guilty to first-degree murder

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3 years

tfw when the gabagool is fresh

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1 year

it's funny we pretend any band other than the Beatles is the best band. it's a cute way to individuate ourselves but at the end of the day the band with ~9 perfect albums that changed music in a hundred different ways is still the best

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3 years

@bitchrespecter

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3 months

Thick Female Wrestlers Showing Out

WORLDSTARHIPHOP

@WORLDSTAR

3 months

What They Got Going On In Mexico?! Thick Female Wrestlers Showing Out… Not Even About Wrestling No More!

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3 months

school guidance counselor: we are starting to worry about your son. he keeps saying strange things like “let’s redraft the 2019 boys junior varsity wrestling team” and “is Principal Skinner having her Giannis moment?” Bill Simmons: i have no idea where he’s getting that from

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11 months

It’s actually supposed to vaguely look like you combined the shapes of South and North Carolina into a panther

Brett Kollmann

@BrettKollmann

11 months

There's a Panthers game tonight so I just want to remind everyone that their logo looks like you just told it a story from your childhood that you had no idea was actually traumatic and now you gotta go unpack some stuff.

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9 months

all professional sports are like early 20th century levels of rigged right now

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2 years

when a girl is banging you 😔 when a guy is banging you 😃

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