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The One And Only I'm like the woman for wizards

she/her, 22 in dog years
Joined November 2020
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w,.women,,. ar.r,e so., p;rertettyy.,,,..,, itis.,., lllieke.,, ma,,.g.ic.,.
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@woman_mage
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im stuck listening to @gregthesorcerer tell me all about his elixirs and i think i might just drink one and end it all
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@woman_mage
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dear god he just drank a green one holy fuck
@woman_mage
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im stuck listening to @gregthesorcerer tell me all about his elixirs and i think i might just drink one and end it all
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@woman_mage
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my four worst homunculi yet. i must keep them separate lest they combine into an 「EXODIA」
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@woman_mage
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in the wizarts tower. straight up "enchornting it". and by "it", haha, well let's justr say. My Want
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@woman_mage
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@gregthesorcerer
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my style? Whimsical and Enchanting
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@woman_mage
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THROW ME INTO THE PIT OF ONE THOUSAND MONSTERS AND IM COMING BACK PREGNANT‼️
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@woman_mage
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NO!!!
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@woman_mage
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Girl likers make some noise
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@woman_mage
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my invisibility spell isn't working today i am so visible right now
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@woman_mage
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2 months
IF A PIRATE GIRL ASKS FOR HELP "PLUNDERING SOME BOOTY" SHE DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL BE PILLAGING MERCHANT SHIPS OR FORGOTTEN TEMPLES. FIGURED THIS OUT FAR TOO LATE.
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@woman_mage
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If Nosferatu is your comfort character, open this thread! 🧵
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@woman_mage
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just remembered women could get sad so i punched a hole in my wall...
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@woman_mage
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unsheathe thy staff, fair maiden!!! let thy magical article swang!
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@woman_mage
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@woman_mage
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sticking.. out your wand.. for the rizzard [🚨EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER🚨] erm.. sticking out your orbs for the wizzler [🚨EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER🚨]
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@woman_mage
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[1/24]⚠️IMPORTANT⚠️WIZARDS PLEASE READ FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!!! there's a scam going around on WIZARD TWITTER that's dangerous and genuinely convincing to some! i unfortunately fell victim to it, and once i realized what was going on, it was too late. [more info in 🧵 thread]
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@woman_mage
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*points at your shirt* hey whats that *flicks my finger up and shoots a fireball in your face* haha pranked you!!! ^_^
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@woman_mage
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?
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@woman_mage
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if i edited the woman mage emoji to look more like me irl would that be cool or cringe but also im totally woman mage irl woman mage is real i am she
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@woman_mage
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My wand would be swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock
@deathbian
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women, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?
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@woman_mage
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Do you like transgender women who are also wizards ?
@tgirl_fangs
girlpuppy 🐕🔆🇵🇸
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transgender girl who likes bugs and lizards and women
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@woman_mage
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twink death is when i set them on fire
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@woman_mage
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helloooooo every-nyan ╱|、 (˚ˎ 。7 |、˜〵 じしˍ,)ノ
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@woman_mage
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Another day, another drink at the Enchanted Forest Cafe and Bistro. Served with love by the Oompa Loompa Barista who hates me
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@woman_mage
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GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO, DO *NOT* JOIN ANY WIZARD TWITTER DISCORD SERVERS!! THE BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER WOMEN *WILL* BULLY YOU!!
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@woman_mage
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PARENTS; is your child texting about Monsters? OOMF - One of my Frankensteins MOOT - Mummy Of Our Time TBH - The Big Hobgoblin IDC - Igor Does Cry OMG - Oh! Meat Ghouls! ROFL - Right On, Funny Leprechaun BRB - Bring Reagan Back
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@woman_mage
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my fetal homunculus enjoying his last day in the tube before i send him to war
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@woman_mage
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Everyone asking for the link in the replies
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@woman_mage
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GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO, DO *NOT* JOIN ANY WIZARD TWITTER DISCORD SERVERS!! THE BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER WOMEN *WILL* BULLY YOU!!
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@woman_mage
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Not my ass stumbling onto wizard twitter
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@woman_mage
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do you fw 5'10" women who also happen to be wizards
@RoseWaltzEX
Rose_Waltz🏳️‍⚧️
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Does anyone here like 6’5” trans women 🥺?
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@woman_mage
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the enemy monk when i cast RAY OF ENFEEBLEMENT on him
@awkwardOW
Awkward
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Too toxicly masculine for the Overwatch community😢
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@woman_mage
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not my ass stumbling onto wizard twitter
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not my ass stumbling onto wizard twitter
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@woman_mage
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I want nothing more than for this to be my life
woah oh my god
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@woman_mage
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gee-whiz! kissing girls is swell! oh my oh my!
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@woman_mage
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Hi Greg the
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@woman_mage
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the promised land... it's real... a chubby girl maid cafe...
@dearsqn
なおみぃ naomii
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I went to a chubby girl maid cafe the other day and they were sooo cute but they wear different uniforms based on their 'size' which I thought was a little weird lol But it also had a "smoking room" which made it really hard to eat in there 💀 From the concept I thought they'd-
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A DRAGON HAS CAPTURED ME AND I NEED A KNIGHT TO RESCUE ME FROM THIS TOWER HELP HELP HELP
@Styrlingelf
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Helping my knight 🤍
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@woman_mage
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YOU'VE CLEARLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE GREAT HOG WAR
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does anyone know how to undo this
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@woman_mage
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Oh you're dating? Who's the vampire and who's the werewolf?
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@woman_mage
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ive never played magic the gathering if anyone is wondering
@switch_n_smirk
✨Addie✨
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me and the other transgirls when i say i dont play magic
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tramgeder
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@woman_mage
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Spells are always strongest when cast with a voice you can be proud of, so don't forget to voice train
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@stabbun i want you
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@woman_mage
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listen all im saying is if a pretty woman started casting wicked and tortuous spells on me i wouldnt counter spell. JUST SAYING
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think about it...
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@woman_mage
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i have been employed at the torment nexus
@woman_mage
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I'M FREE FROM THE TORMENT NEXUS 4,000 YEARS EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I THINK IT WENT WELL)
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@woman_mage
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SHE'S ONE OF US
@schaferfiles
hunter schafer gallery.
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hunter schafer.
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@KATBOI667 "roleplaying" yeah ok whaaaaaaatever
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@woman_mage
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LEAKED PHOTO OF THE TRUMP ASSASSIN
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@woman_mage
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the potion that makes funny lesbians
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@BimbleWizard
Bimble the Wizard
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Like, there's a potion I could make that would make me temporarily close to being as funny as them, but when I read the ingredients one of them is a lesbian's permission to make it or it just won't work. I mean that's not an issue but how do they hold such power over comedy
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i look like this. shame and all
@ArtorOtherThing
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Pandora by Thomas Benjamin Kennington (1908)
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@woman_mage
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HEY DONT STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND'S TWEET YOU FRAUD
@pirate_posting
Pirate Posting 🇵🇸
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@woman_mage
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all the lowly peasants on wizard grindr keep asking to see my wand 😕
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@woman_mage
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Since The Wizard is dying tonight, I'd like to share that, while he poisoned many dogs, he never got any puppygirls. Not Once. Not on my watch.
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would you guys still love me if i faked my death and posted hole be honest
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@woman_mage
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Look between the "Q" & "E" keys on your keyboard. Now U & O. Shift & X. Caps Lock & S. E & T. S & F.
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@woman_mage
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i hope im not just a wizard to you, but an oomf
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@woman_mage
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only cute people can reply to this post
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@woman_mage
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Orbs in my mouth Orbs in my mouth Orbs in my mouth ------------------- Thou art naught
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@woman_mage
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TO the women of the world; please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please - Woman Mage
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@woman_mage
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There need to be more women
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estrogen comes from the estrogen gnomes
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waow.. ive always wanted to be on a list
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if i see this bastard it's on sight
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@woman_mage
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WIZARD FACT: every wizard has a price on their head at the Guild of Assassins
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if i ever post a face reveal i need all the beautiful women following me to hype me up and call me cute
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@woman_mage
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
@UnvalidNiko
NikoUnvalid
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@woman_mage Hey uhh I have bad news for you
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@woman_mage
Woman Mage
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from now on if you like my posts you have to reply with this
@Drow_Posting
Drow Posting🕷
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@woman_mage
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I'm so glad likes are private so no one will know I liked this
@loserpilled_
gross boy🐌
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oh, she's.....
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@woman_mage
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just watched episode 2 nvm
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it's crazy how they made an anime where both of the main characters are "literally me"
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@woman_mage
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a girl without a wand is like a....... uhmm... uhhhhhhh........... well. not a wizard. i can tell you that much
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@woman_mage
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magic works better after being bitten really hard by a pretty girl. try it!
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@woman_mage
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summoned this thing to help me move some boxes but it didn't vanish when i dismissed it. it just stares at me. what should i do? should i keep it? do i need to feed it? should i name it?!? help
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@woman_mage
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hi greg the sorcerer
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@woman_mage
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I've been researching this extensively
@GOBBLECOCKTRON
Gonk
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Girls have naked under the clothes
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i love you
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Good morning wizard twitter. Are your bones feeling any different?
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@woman_mage
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it's only gooning if normal people do it. when wizards do it; its something different, magical, divine, whimsical, and often laden with unforeseen consequences
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@woman_mage
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I don't know if this makes sense but is Dracula a chaser or t4t
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who wanna get t4t with woman mage
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my identity has been stolen
@woman_mage
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the perks of being famous 😌💅
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@woman_mage
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IM... SO.... BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Magic blast sends hundreds of gnomes flying away into the treetops*
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@woman_mage
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hey what does this mean @BimbleWizard
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@woman_mage
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well it wont cast any spells bent like that
@whatsfemininity
pedalica ⚧️
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i fucked my vibrator to death. tragic
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@woman_mage
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omg it's Laios from Dungeon Meshi
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cursing a random follower at 3,000
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@woman_mage
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with the power of magic, we can make twink pregnancy real
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@woman_mage
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now get this; women.... wait for it.... mage. yep, that's right.
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@woman_mage
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Gghhggjhh,, 😵‍💫 did you get his number..,, asking for a friend
@LostMage2D
Lost the Spellcaster🧙
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Met an Elf prince from another world today... And uhhh...He is weirdly rizzing me up... Should I make a move? I'd prob be sentenced to death if we get caught...
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@woman_mage
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I had nothing to do with recent events
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@Gori_Grindelfig
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@woman_mage I love women!!! I love women of most every shape and size!!!!
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