IF A PIRATE GIRL ASKS FOR HELP "PLUNDERING SOME BOOTY" SHE DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL BE PILLAGING MERCHANT SHIPS OR FORGOTTEN TEMPLES. FIGURED THIS OUT FAR TOO LATE.
sticking.. out your wand.. for the rizzard [🚨EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER🚨] erm.. sticking out your orbs for the wizzler [🚨EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER🚨]
[1/24]⚠️IMPORTANT⚠️WIZARDS PLEASE READ FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!!!
there's a scam going around on WIZARD TWITTER that's dangerous and genuinely convincing to some! i unfortunately fell victim to it, and once i realized what was going on, it was too late.
[more info in 🧵 thread]
PARENTS; is your child texting about Monsters?
OOMF - One of my Frankensteins
MOOT - Mummy Of Our Time
TBH - The Big Hobgoblin
IDC - Igor Does Cry
OMG - Oh! Meat Ghouls!
ROFL - Right On, Funny Leprechaun
BRB - Bring Reagan Back
I went to a chubby girl maid cafe the other day and they were sooo cute but they wear different uniforms based on their 'size' which I thought was a little weird lol
But it also had a "smoking room" which made it really hard to eat in there 💀
From the concept I thought they'd-
Like, there's a potion I could make that would make me temporarily close to being as funny as them, but when I read the ingredients one of them is a lesbian's permission to make it or it just won't work. I mean that's not an issue but how do they hold such power over comedy
summoned this thing to help me move some boxes but it didn't vanish when i dismissed it. it just stares at me. what should i do? should i keep it? do i need to feed it? should i name it?!? help
it's only gooning if normal people do it. when wizards do it; its something different, magical, divine, whimsical, and often laden with unforeseen consequences
Met an Elf prince from another world today...
And uhhh...He is weirdly rizzing me up...
Should I make a move?
I'd prob be sentenced to death if we get caught...