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Devon Wildflower

@DevonWildflower

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🔞 Intelligent, sexy, fun, naughty milf 🇬🇧 Indie SWer The most fun you can have in the southwest

South West, England 🇬🇧
Joined May 2020
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
4 months
@hamnett_mike @_nomadic_soul Our words are telling you our actions. Not sure how you'd like us all to prove that we are quite happy in less clothes with others around because you don't believe us when we are actually telling you that.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@latkedelrey I had a 38 year old ask me if I liked younger men. I was 39 😑. I replied yes my bf is 24. His crestfallen face 🤣
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@Gwennyffar @idj24 @fullofspoilers @Penelope9393 @ayzers37 @victoriaxhorton @jeannakadlec Men surprisingly making up a religion that downplays a woman's ability to curse because it'll come back to you 😂 I'm a witch I'll curse whomever I want 😁
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@itshoneylive Mr orange was obsessed with Salt n pepa 'push it'. If it came on the TV or radio he'd run to you wherever you were and start spinning in front of you until you picked him up and danced.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@FifeRight14 @Jobaker9 @sainsburys I was once told I couldn't buy alcohol because I had the baby with me! As a single mom, there was rarely a time the baby wasn't with me. It happened again when she was 14. I might be buying alcohol for her. I replied that red wine wasn't usually a teenagers drink of choice 😆
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@wallywelles @ask_aubry I had a friend who, upon telling her husband she had breast cancer, was immediately told "I can't do this this. I'm having an affair and I'm leaving you". He packed a bag and left her and the children that same day 😭
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
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@faulbchdt @Gaylussite And walk? It's a 60 mile round trip to the nearest one from here.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@elliemidds Having paid to see a dentist because of the symptoms I was having and the long NHS waiting list, I did indeed need some dental treatment. Funny that. Almost as if I knew what was wrong with my own body.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
3 months
@sp6runderrated @akhivae I feel that if the latest research about the decline in sperm health after 30 was better known, maybe some of them would change their tune.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@oui_joy @clhubes @LOLGOP A few years ago. Doc 'Could you be pregnant?' Me 'nope' Doc 'what makes you so sure?' Me 'Probably the fact I haven't had any sexual contact for 3 years' 😂
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@compltshznt11 @amberying What was awful for my spirit was trying to force myself to work a 40 hour week when disabled and spending all my time out of work either sleeping or crying from exhaustion and pain. SW enables me to have a life outside of work.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
3 months
@townsendyesmate She was amazing at the radio 1 weekend. Such an energetic set. I was buzzing afterwards.
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@DevonWildflower
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5 months
@VampireGhuleh Stunning. Also 🍄 shirts for the win.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@Ru54229343 @amberying @gwensnyderPHL I don't sell my intimacy. I sell a physical act.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 months
@TylerBeThyName @rawmilkhoney Plenty of beautiful women date average men. Your weird views are the thing that'll put them off.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
Sub to this beauty NOW. Look at those beautiful breasts. How could you not want to see more. It'll make your day I promise
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@Author_PCorrell Dd3 at 8 wanted to read romeo and juliet as Shakespeare wrote it . Librarian insisted it went on my card as it was 'adult reading obviously for me'. It was enough to upset Dd and she asked me to put it back😢 Children's librarian was livid with upstairs librarian for gatekeeping
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
9 months
@lostJoeJoe87 @z4ckito13 Aside from that being one of the stupidest things I've seen here(and I've seen some dumb 💩) can I welcome you to twitter where a whole host of titties, spread pussies and asses will be on your timeline daily. If you're going to report for nudity here, you are going to be busy😂
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 months
@xXLatinQueenXx @AidanCTweets What about the women with xy who've given birth? Are they not women despite giving birth then?
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
3 years
@graceyswer I started crying during sex with my partner once. No idea why. I told him he could continue because I wanted to have sex but he stopped because even though I was verbally consenting, he felt my body wasn't and it felt wrong to him to continue.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@Anthony27232265 @FeraLorde @kaliroses Several of my clients are conventionally better looking than my bf but, like most women, swers date people for their personality not how they look. Perhaps if you lost that chip on your shoulder you'd do better.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@DevNull4now @Coastalwh0re It's another reason to fucking read the information on a providers ad and check availability before sending a deposit.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 months
@Crystal_Parsins @ask_aubry He refers to 30-40 as young so he's probably at least late 50s
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@wglide2003 @heavymetalwh0re I'm sorry for your lack of taste and also your inability to stay in your own lane about topics that don't concern you.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
3 months
Be good boys and send this beauty a birthday gift!
@GreekGoddess6ix
Calista Diamandis 👑 Toronto
3 months
35 AND STILL FINE! 😉 Now say happy birthday to your queen.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@sapiotextual This morning I had "can you be here in 20 mins? " Well you are 20 mins away and I'm sat on my sofa in pj's cuddling the dog so not a chance unless I've learnt to teleport! I always say I require at least an hour but so many seem to think I'm just sat waiting around in lingerie.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@heavensbvnny His cute little voice as he gets hard in my hand but says "no more demon, sleepy time" 😈
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 months
@_nomadic_soul Except what men find hot is pretty much anything in my experience so we probably shouldn't leave the house, although if they break in and attack us of course that will be our fault too.
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@DevonWildflower
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@e06550757 @coffinelf Nah Daddy is a vibe not an age.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@ivy_wylder @ask_aubry I always joke that bf would blow away in a strong wind but just the sight of him leaves me standing in a puddle 😋
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
11 months
@sweetiesinxx GFE never meant BB but some manipulative clients will lie and try telling newbies that's what it means.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@mysteriousheaux I had a client do it. He thought it would be 'hot'. I didn't allow him to touch me for the rest of the session, finished up quickly and I threw up on the way home. Then I had to take a week off because it grossed me out that much 😡
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@irvingjlang @notoriouskaanna Witches and wiccans are two different things!
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@LauraCohenSolo So, above enjoying spending time together, he wants to be thanked for following the rules required and asked for feedback?
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
10 months
@muadib1981 @_celia_bedelia_ Clear this up nicely? There's no mystery. It's not The famous five and the mystery of Celia's genitals 🙄
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
9 months
@EmberlynSlade Just popping into Dior to tell them their prices seem a little high 🤣
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@NealDav80449822 @_celia_bedelia_ So, once you have your job in human resources, you don't have to do any additional training about changing work practices or indeed changes in the law? Is it OK for women to be sexually harassed at your workplace then because it wasn't seen as a issue 30 years ago😬
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@_King_Juan @Martha_Gill Is it the sex trafficking or the raping that you see as the good he's done? Complete our survey now and help us know which watch list you'd prefer to be on.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@_celia_bedelia_ @BigWill7307430 Why do they mysteriously always say they have a 'big' dick as well. I know it's big compared to their tiny little brain but that doesn't make it big 😂
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
10 months
@CWThompson1965 @RachelCurtis82 @zoe_bearx @Conservatives Add in all the extras you buy for babies to that. Buggies, bouncers, sterilisers, cots, toys and the list goes on. Still under 1k?
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@JadeAllDayUSA2 @MoistenedTart @LilahRPGtt The handmaiden they keep locked in the basement I think.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@LauraCohenSolo I had a client write on a forum review that I'd said no to an*l but I 'could probably be persuaded'. 🤬🤬 No means no!
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@DevonWildflower
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2 months
@shipit757 @anotherwhore77 I'm sorry that you don't have a life at all.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@cryptoschronic @AubriePesky Why do people always presume that you lie to your partner.? Every SW I know has an open and honest relationship with her significant other.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@CharmDomme And they are always timewasters anyway. A man who is not confident in his own ability to research a provider correctly is never going to be a good client.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@MsNickiLV Had a guy try to lowball me and followed it up with "it's okay I'm not Indian" 😑 he sent me a thumbs down when I replied that I see people of all races and my Indian clients are actually very respectful.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@sexandtheswiss @ask_aubry Women also like anal but not men who put it on their tinder profile
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@ladysnessa So if someone is laura-jayne or ellie-mae she just uses half their name because she needs it to be simple? Perhaps she's told old to continue working as a therapist if she struggles with long first names and pronouns 😑
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@RIA_bythebay @ask_aubry My bf was the first to give me multiples. I would help him dispose of the body and give him an alibi if he asked 😂
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
1 year
@AnikaFieldsYVR Had a guy I'd never met comment "I bet you'd charge to come over to watch a film" Yes Sir,this is a work number that you contacted me on. I barely have spare time to hang with the people I love. Why would I want to give up my valuable spare time to hang with a stranger for free!
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@iwantgracie Because work and home are two separate things.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@Blah_Everything @MouthyHooker Could look for a SW with pics and recommendations in multiple places, websites and a social media presence but yeah a thumbs up pic is definitely the best way to ensure your safety 😂
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@pprofessionalgf I do. I'm always surprised (and saddened) by how pretty the wife is in the photos.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@LauraCohenSolo I'm not compromising my day job, my other business or my children's lives to send a face pic to a random guy so he can determine my 'attractiveness level'. I don't do discounts because I'm not a supermarket. It's just so disrespectful to even ask.
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
10 months
@Jackson__UK @Sandford_Police And I don't know what charity shops you are going to but around here ebay and vinted are cheaper than the charity shops!
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
5 months
@LauraCohenSolo This whole thing screams "women can't be trusted" and "a man would understand those silly reports against me were over reactions by women who we both know can't be trusted not to lie" and he'd definitely fail screening .
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@DevonWildflower
Devon Wildflower
2 years
@rudaytrader @sloanesalizar Well the American system must be very different to the British then as I charge less than that and I'm neither trafficked or have a drug problem!!
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