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What? You want me to have a THEME? I barely know who I am for ME let alone your entertainment. If I'm funny, I'm high I fucking swear. You can count on that

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Fred Clas, Grandpa, Inventor of Carbide Tip Tools passed away today. 1922-2021. There are few, if any people on earth whose lives are not better from the contributions of this man. I could not be more proud.
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@NeillBlomkamp I was scolded at by a friend because I was "opening his Telsa's door wrong" by using a lever rather than the button. -The button lowers the window a smidge to clear a weather seal. I bet that's what happened If you need education to open the door.. the door is wrong, not me.
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I'm wondering what might be the trigger that will -really- makes people sit up and notice Climate Change. Here's my theory. Below is the price of Cocoa. Chocolate for you laymen out there. Watch what happens in society when this happens to coffee
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"Colt Gray" doesn't have that Venezuelan gang immigrant ring to it, huh?
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My name is Barron Trump. I am 18 years old, and I will be voting for Biden in 2024
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There is a massive market for small trucks. Make this a hybrid and watch them show up -everywhere-
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@dtmorgan18 You self owned here. You're saying "I don't like this, therefor my opinion shall rules their way of life" Which is all great until YOU are n the other side of the decision process. Or they jack up their fees, or you want solar panels, or to stop wasting water on grass.
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@crevicedwelling super tasty too!
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@lumbjackwharfie Posts like that make me wish there were checkboxes on the replies so I could mass check and block the bruhs
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@zillowgonewild "Master bed and fireplace" -Uh, the whole place is a fire place
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Ok check this shit out: In terms of sheer monetary volume, coffee ranks at number two on the most commonly-traded commodities list. So #1 : Oil -no shit, right? But #2 Commodity in the world? fuckin Coffee
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@JTrea81 So what's your solution? We just tear down all things, pave the world over like a big open parking lot and set driver free?
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@thedesertginger the hazards of being a master air accordion player
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The best thing that happened to Trump's stock was the possibility of him dying
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@CarHelmets This happened on Sunday. We brought Marvin home inn Friday
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@ohshidt Took Gary a minute before he knew everything was all white
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@dtmorgan18 It's ok to have an opinion It's not ok to form a coalition of karens to force it on other people or throw them out of their home
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@claudioguglieri Many are asking why not just use phone. My answer: I want to get away from everything the phones are trying to steal my attention for. I want to get back to a place where it was JUST the music. No notifications (no you can't really turn them off) No temptation
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@MillCityGirl2 @LauraGMitchell No planes in sky, tear it out for parking
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Seriously, Turns on red are out of hand
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Trump is doubling down on Mark Robinson
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@jackcalifano healthcare. I would drop a massive salary for woodworking if I just knew my health was not at stake. But yes, a roof over your head comes before than
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That's more than soy beans, potatoes, corn, gold Commodities are natural resource raw material goods -It's ok i had to look it up so I'm going to type it. I feel like I'm looking at the next apple, nvidia, etc. Coffee future might be the place to go
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Fuck oversized trucks and their tiny brained drivers and the stupid fucking cops who are like "welp they said they didn't see them walking in the parking lot so, okee dokee"
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Anyone live near shane green in Denver? Stay away
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Are white men okay?
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@Junk_Baller Well sure but did he ever kneel? They have standards
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@MillCityGirl2 @wpb003 @LauraGMitchell We're dealing with it like this
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@cbschicago Ya know, the cyclists have been posting about it for DAYS and call the 311, local police and NOT ONCE was the car ticketed, let alone towed. So, pay attention when people are playing by the rules you setup? Or people get frustrated risking their lives, right?
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@Hispeedlowdrug That thing kicks "big truck" ass when it comes to doing actual work
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@dtmorgan18 Perhaps not but HOAs regularly fine people into submission up to and including throwing them out of their homes. house nazis gonna house nazi.
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@its_jessi_grace This is my cat Marvin last year on the third day after we brought him home.
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It's wild to think that you could potentially -profit- from collapse. Like you can invest in it and "make a killing"
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Drivers can't hear you and don't want to... Thanks to random pedestrian for helping redirect the moron
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Capitalism, it finds a way
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@GoingDutchDEN everything you need to know about the car brain out there
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@timjhogan I have the same reaction for kids when I open the door at Halloween. Ohhh my what are you?
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@tkulogo Lithium production is a function of mining. Climate change doesn't factor in. I'm addressing agriculture. As for the zero thing.. that's how all the graphs I find on this are presented. The increase is not exaggerated. Feel free to submit a "good" graph if you find one
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OK wtf is going on with Kimberly Guilfoyle
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@FrankTheL1ght @MoreCrazyClips @crazyclipsonly Who specifically are they going to sue?
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note I have a zero tolerance policy for denial in my thread. insta block, never thought about again
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@TheMcKenziest Actual weakest targets were revealed after uvalde
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@NerdPyle @Teslaconomics @elonmusk I mean, who amongst us has not has a steel ball thrown at their car or been shot at? These everyday occurrences will finally be a thing of the past
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@CraigDMauger Apparently there is a civil war inside the party and the leader of the opposition was escorted out by the cops. I'm not clear who is more MAGA or what they are each about yet... Equally unclear if THEY even know who is who or why
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Pete Hoekstra is a tool of the bougie establishment. Kristina Karamo is for the people. ✊
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@HousesVictorian Found one inside pic so far
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@buitengebieden Oh I got one of those
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THIS is why I ride out in the road. I've tried to post the video a few times today but twitter is not having it. Dude practically kicked open his door just as I passed.
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@bk13k @GeorgeTakei Typically I would agree but, you have the read it a few times to appreciate the self own on this one.
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@JoJoFromJerz He's going to call the RNC a bunch of RINOs next, right? It's on my bingo card.. right here
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@Tazerface16 hey maybe he was trying to turn on the defective wiper blades
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@blakecbutcher like the rules posted right there on that road?
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Opposing Palestinian genocide is not antisemitism or support for Hamas
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@AWMueller @RareOats Nah... you want an HGTV make over? here:
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And then the parade ended, giving people a sudden moment of car free streets. And they were happy, free and safe
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I constantly amazed at how effectively @KyleClark uses facts of a story to bring about meaningful change. He simply quotes the sources.. often right back at themselves, until there's no place to hide. Facts, or asking for them plainly, is a formidable tool in the right hands
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@DevinCow Today we started talking about making our life what we want it to be rather than what it needed to be. For the first time: We're debt free
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Folks, Tennessee finally banned chemtrails behind airplanes. Our children can breath again! Next, we need to find out WHAT IS GOING ON behind boats in our waterways and reservoirs. Who is behind this plot to fill our precious drinking sources? Until them, stay way from water!
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@kathrynresists I would laugh so hard if they left and the dems passed the border bill the GOP wrote along with a massive pile of $$ for the ukraine.
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@AllenCowgill @jeremyjojola I've been around a bunch of trains of that size and hell yeah you can hear them. Even more the light on the front of them is like the sun fell to earth for a mile or more away
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@zbowling @Rivian It -looks- like a cute car that echos the hatchbacks of the 80s. But in fact it's no smaller than all the other crossover SUVs. Still far too big.
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@swak_12 @X I'm just going to block everyone who thinks this is a good idea
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@vanillaopinions It feels like it wasn't even really talked about as much before maybe 5 years ago for me. Like there was a sudden shift in NPR stories that had a trans angle, 2-3 times a day. I've listened to NPR for 40 years. Noticeable change like "pink elephants"
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@unusual_whales But I thought the world was ending and all the banks were going to fail and the boogie man was gonig to get us all
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@lilmamahel @TimmyWolfie @NeillBlomkamp Lever pops the door open mechanically in case of emergency. You'd THINK it would also lower the window when power is available but, no. So when you close the door after using lever, the window does NOT clear the weather seal and is pressed outwards forcefully
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@CeFaanKim But we gotta put speed limiter on ebikes, huh?
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@CarmineSergal @dtmorgan18 'we don't like your kind here'
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@Bicicleto_ZGZ That was a rapid transition from what oh cool oh shit
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@Rainmaker1973 who else was waiting for the explosion???
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@JoJoFromJerz Cracking down on voter fraud, just like the GOP keeps asking for
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@NPR I hear the 5th echoing from the future
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@jeremyjojola I thought it was a little bit over like they didn't realize how close they were... they were FULL ON over the middle of the tracks. WTF. AMAZING she's alive
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@JTrea81 This is a great point... let's start by removing all parked cars on the streets. they are clearly hazards
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@TimmyWolfie @NeillBlomkamp In telsa's case, the button lowers the window and opens the door. The lever only opens the door without moving the window. You can see them in in the picture I think along with the window controls. But good luck!
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@TheMcKenziest I was the boss for a while of a team of 12 and it was always super easy to tell who was high. It was me... I was gummied up all day long
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@savannahvicario So a post about being pure using someone else's pictures... got it
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@zillowgonewild ok that's the firs time I've seen metal siding used like this
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I'm about an hour from letting a 17 year old dog go.... I know they don't really compared to the complexity of kids but... 17 is a while to have someone who only loved ya. Kinda crushing
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@ScreminJ @dirtyhandsops I guess the customer shouldn't have agreed up front then
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@savannahvicario what about hair dye?
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It's that time of year when people who can't possibly have parking inhibited by bike lanes magically find another place to go to avoid street sweeping fines
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@TheWapplehouse Ate too much ass
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This was the moment I realized: fuck this guy
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@its_Xopher Ahh.. you have attracted many wonderful people to block, thank you
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Pee wee german
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@TheWarOnCars While these massive trucks ironically have 6 foot beds incapable of holding a single 2x4, You would be AMAZED to know how many tiny violins you can get in there.
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@oschnipps @Boenau Licensed, unmodified car
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A guy hit an occupied and parked car in front of our house, I ran out and banged on his car as he drove off, got pictures. His front wheel was screwed up. He got a few blocks away, abondoned the car, WITH AN AK47 AND 500 ROUNDS, was shot dead by police in a park.
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I'm failing to see how perceiving indecency in a person works when you lead off calling the person "Tampon Tim"
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@obsidia88116631 @bookswimming Oh yeah? post a pic of the bill when it shows up, k?
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@fox5sandiego How is this different from a parked car? Let's get rid of those!
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