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David May

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Gunsmith, machinist, carpenter, contractor, recovering atty, +married. I'm the guy that drives the speed limit and sets my cruise control. You're welcome! 🇺🇸

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@DavidMay00

David May

21 days

We weren't put on this planet to take pretty pictures of our food. We're here to turn ourselves from lumps of coal into diamonds. When I have to stand before my creator and account for myself, I want to show I used my time to forge myself into something worthy of his presence.

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David May

5 months

@AmiriKing I build 1911s all day, every day. His previous round was a squib and the bullet was stuck in barrel. His buddies probably thought they cleared a failure to eject and didn't look down the barrel. The "thing" that fell out was the broken slide stop which is linked to the barrel.

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@LibertyCappy Wouldn't an Asian angel have been more appropriate?

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@DogginTrump Crazy, right? The teamsters would vote for the only candidate protecting American jobs? Who knew?

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2 months

They're not assault weapons until you try to take them.

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3 months

@libsoftiktok And yet Israeli chicks seem to know what they’re doing. I think it’s a Democrat thing.

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@LouisvilleGun Why tf shouldn’t ppl be held accountable?

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@esjesjesj @butt_depot That is not well adjusted and certainly not happy.

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@esjesjesj @uglyspirit0 Yes

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@GigaBasedDad “Work, work”

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@hshLauraJ Is she a democrat? That's what makes my decisions now.

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@downbadcomment You're getting off at some point. Let the girl enjoy herself you selfish bastard. 🤣

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4 months

@HeidiBriones That’s probably one of the smartest songs of an incredibly vapid decade. She dumped him because he’s hung up on somebody that he used to know, and now she’s the one he’s hung up on. Nice irony. More importantly, it has a hook and you can understand the words.

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@LeadingReport Everything she stands for is pretty retarded.

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@MiaFarrow @MomAngtrades It's true though. And the truth hurts. That's why democrats censor the truth.

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@NatashaCL7 So U2 still haven't found what you're looking for?

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2 months

@chrisdmowrey Hi. I'm David and I'm not a dumb kid anymore, so I'm voting for the only person actually nominated by the people in November. You're just a wallet to the government kid. Don't just hand them your money. It's a bad investment.

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3 months

@blekhman So she's not black and her parents came here legally. Got it!

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@ThePrimal_Pod They do.

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3 months

@acnewsitics I can't imagine why the swamp wouldn't endorse this genius. And those guys not endorsing Trump is an endorsement.

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I’m dying… Props to whoever made this…

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@BasedMikeLee Free speech bro. Don’t have to like it or agree. Or are you a social media censor type?

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@MiaFarrow @Uniquely1963 Why do you keep posting that? It's meaningless.

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@NatashaCL7 Looks ai to me. Screwed up the lip bite and the cleavage isn't showing. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH NATASHA??!!

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3 months

For those of you who don't know, my cat, Widget, is running for POTUS. She sleeps around, is a communist (everyone's stuff is hers), is actually black, and has won the same number of Presidential primaries as Kamalamadingdong, but she does nothing her handlers tell her. Go Widget

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@felicia_hart13 @esjesjesj @butt_depot Not even a good try. Elon is kicking ass sand making everyone's life better. By definition, his son has a mental disorder and is clearly not doing well with it.

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@ArielleScarcell If we don’t play the lefts cancel game then they will continue to attack us. They drew the line.

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@jaketapper Identifying as black doesn't make you black.

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@NatashaCL7 A day without lip bite is like a night without stars.

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6 months

@southdintegrity @laurenboebert Actually, nothing you said there was a crime. It would only, maybe, have been a crime if he used campaign donation funds. Must be why the FEC refused to prosecute. Now let's talk about closing the border and opening the taps so inflation goes down.

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@hshLauraJ What a nice thing to say. Probably not true, butt nice anyway.

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@akafacehots My cat widget. She sleeps around and has the run of the house too.

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@FenixAmmunition They're only assault rifles if you try to take them.

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@ingelramdecoucy I get what you’re saying. But this is a case of FAFO. Liberals started the cancel culture because they believed it would never be used against them. How many conservatives suffered the same thing for years? Perhaps, just perhaps, they’ll reconsider it next time.

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@brixwe I was 11. I had the largest single paper route in LA for the Herald Examiner. More than 100 houses/day. I got $3/house/month. In 1976, $300/month for an 11 year old was making it rain.

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@felicia_hart13 @esjesjesj @butt_depot "simp" is an original thought? Your ad hominem game is pathetic. Give it another try.

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@Annika_VL I gotcha. #MAGA

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6 months

@Margie_smiles @Prolife_Sam Gotta say, as an empty nester now, I've learned that I should have gotten married sooner and had more kids. My life is fuller now than ever and grandkids are awesome.

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@ywomendeservles Why does she have a colostomy bag?

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@MattWallace888 @TTAVOfficial @LaurenWitzkeDE You'd save even more if you stopped eating plants altogether.

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3 months

@felicia_hart13 @esjesjesj @butt_depot 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Weak sauce.

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@RachieRach429 Get a better class of friends.

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@MasculinePeak Because they won’t leave us alone!

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@ZeekArkham

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@jrnpdx @thereal_SnS 100 yards is short.

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@jimNjue_ @realstewpeters Based on?

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@blackhawkce457 @ElaineAryn @jim99w @Ronaldo1221110 @Capitalist_Mike @USAJay1 @gioyjojo @kalasblack333 @clintga @ClearlyK9Mona @cloud1a7 @WifeOfCloud I follow back everyone that hates clowns. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. @DavidMay00

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3 months

@hutchinson Actually, that is what a cult does. You immediately adopt what you're handlers tell you to. If you'd asked why Biden's resignation letter wasn't on letterhead, why his signature is different, and why he hasn't been seen, then you'd not be a cult member.

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@bestfoodalex @JaredEMoskowitz Please do. It will crush Trump if it gets out that he’s not a racist, or a misogynist, and was a Democrat. He’ll have to drop out for sure!

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@LadyDemosthenes Stranger in a strange land.

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@MiaFarrow @LibertylJustice We can watch the speeches of JFK. No matter what RFK's sell out family says, Trump is more like JFK than anyone in the party today.

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@RasmussenT56381 Go to YouTube and watch the knife sharpening videos. I couldn’t describe what to do in one tweet. I use this and it will come out razor sharp.

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@eparillo @salisbot 🤣🤣🤣 my F'ing child support bill wishes that was true!

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@FischerKing64 I was expelled from public school and wound up in an all boys school. For the first time in my life I was actually able to think while at school.

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@babesfortrump47 Home defence? Yes. Country defence???

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@JustJenRX You have not

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@zhuatc @AmiriKing Kinda did. Magazine sure ejected with gusto. 😁

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@Thiohna If this is an abortion thing, consent was given when the penis entered the vagina.

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3 months

@iAnonPatriot This is my cat, Widget. She's a communist (everyone's food is hers), she sleeps around, she's female, doesn't just identify as black, but is black, and had won as many presidential primaries as Kameltoe. Unlike Kameltoe, Widget does nothing her handlers tell her to.

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@ZOrtiz99 That's better than a lot of things I see at the store.

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Anyone else watch Trump on Gutfeld?

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3 months

Note to crypto bunnies: I prefer my women mid and highly intelligent. I’m long out of my Armani suit phase so fancy lifestyle is meh. I’ve been around the world a couple times. People are people and dirt is dirt, except pacific island dirt. Do something interesting.

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@TRHLofficial CSA is a badge of honor to Dems. After all, he's not a pedo. He's just a minor attracted person. Nothing to see here. Move along racist.

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@RonFilipkowski It not a hoax with police body cam footage and newspaper stories. Sry, bro. Quit the lies.

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@hashjenni Sesame street. Then Mr Rogers. Finally electric company.

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@VodkaMuse So do older women

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3 months

@samanthaIsMe_90 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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3 months

@GoofyWise @brax_hecker What about Jan 6? It was a bunch of unarmed ppl walking around the capitol, escorted by police. Or did you not notice the new ruling?

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@pearlythingz Sorry Pearl. You can't be my side chick. Quit asking.

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@NatashaCL7 Better write another book. At least make him weigh the options.

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6 months

Here's my take: if true, Billary only got a hummer, while the Trumpinator made it to home plate. Trump is still more of a man than the manliest libtard. Trump 2024!

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@here_shitter @sherm_stevens @ValerieAnne1970 My fat, sick doctor waiting for my numbers to be bad after four years.

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@uncleFredsTweet Capitalism isn’t the problem. The government taking what you earn is the problem.

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@robertsepehr @OwenShroyer1776 Regardless of the name, nazis were leftists. Totalitarianism is farthest left. Anarchy is farthest right. Any government that presents the state over the individual is left. Nationalism is across the whole spectrum, or have you forgotten the nationalism of the USSR?

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@LionessDeb19 Is Sisson sporting a chubbie?

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@NatashaCL7 Best picture yet.

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@THEPATRlARCHY @jimboL1976 @TheCensoredRock

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@goofichyck

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@TrollsByDennis Trump is a 34 time convicted felon in a kangaroo court. Every case will be dismissed when it hits the federal circuit.

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I don't date stupid women like this. Not because I'm married 😘. Not because I'm a bigot. 🤨 not because she's a feminazi, though 🤮. It’s because she picked white men, when Asian men make the most money. Just more proof white liberal women are dipshits.

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How are you swiping?

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@pearlythingz Pot, meet Kettle.

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@Punchy_Playz It's about the pets! And, yeah, everything else. But de poor widdo kitties! 😥🤣 IFBAP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@NatashaCL7 The issue with cheating is the lie more than the act. If everyone on board knows and consents, no harm, no foul. Obviously, that doesn't take into consideration religious attitudes, but that falls under consent I think.

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@NatashaCL7 No lip bite? 👀😱🎉

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3 months

Not a clue. Anyone got a guess?

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@acnewsitics She’ll do as well in those debates as she did in the presidential debates. 🤣

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@Tinaphil_20 🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Kids were nicer when there was a rifle in the back of every truck. 👀🧐🤔

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@TheDickKnightV2 Citiots are going to be eating long pig before they ever make it to the country. Country folk made heavily armed US government agents tuck their tails and run. You're delusional.

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🤣🤣🤣. No. Seriously. You need to watch and share. This is hilarious!

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Not one single vote, yet Scamala is the Dem nominee. Makes sense right🤣🤦‍♀️💀😈Watch⬇️

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@THEPATRlARCHY @jimboL1976 @TheCensoredRock Perhaps if you'd spent less time reading about sex and more time having it, there wouldn't be 12 unsatisfied women in the world. Hopefully you weren't so bad they jumped to the other team.

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@NicholasKruge 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@conservfam7 🇺🇸

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@ZeekArkham @Scaramucci He'll explain it to you like you're black and he's a democrat. Something like, "if you don't know it's racist, then you ain't black." We can call it Demsplaining.

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3 months

Why do vegans that look sick keep posting videos claiming to be healthy?

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I’m going to prove to you all that oatmeal for breakfast doesn’t make you shorter and in fact is healthier than steak and eggs.

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4 months

Democrats. They’re the problem. Republicans just aren’t the solution.

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I don't know who is dumber. Republicans or Democrats.

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