Alex Jewell 🧢 @bestfoodalex Twitter profile

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Alex Jewell 🧢

@bestfoodalex

4 months

@vincestaples And rose again with the footlong cookie

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4 months

@nbcwashington “Apparently people are buying food to eat instead of putting $100 into high yield savings?!”

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes Tell me more about the perfectly healthy baby born without kidneys, Ben

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@steelydante Literally the doctor IN the movie was like, “I’ve only ever seen liver damage like this from alcohol,” and Morgan was like, “Yo, that’s crazy.”

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4 months

@upblissed I drew an approximate representation of maxirat

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@notcapnamerica The best part of this whole video

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3 months

@francisxwolf TikToker explains how a grocery store needs shelves to store all of the different food products

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2 months

@katyperry @elonmusk It’s not too late to delete this

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5 months

@esjesjesj He’s right, Netflix went back to Ancient Greece to make them do gay stuff, just so they could put historically accurate Greek gay stuff in their 2024 doc and shove it down our throats. History is woke!

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@feraljokes The couch

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2 months

@Suntimes That’s like keeping coroners around after finding out they’re in a necrophilia club

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20 days

@BadMedicalTakes Imagine being so straight that you spend all day hunting for penis shapes in pictures of women

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1 year

@JoshuaPHilll A lot of folks have genuinely bought the systemic lie that being smart is a prerequisite to being rich

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4 months

@HowardMortman When your grandma drank a little too much wine before the city council meeting

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1 year

@steinkobbe First they came for the traffickers

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2 months

@MKBHD Marques about to drop the cherry on top

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@GordonRamsay @lmhospital The helmet

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1 year

@jules369369369 @Yolo304741 @catturd2 Stop it, there are videos, accounts by those impacted, completely independent and unrelated agencies monitoring every piece of this. You haven’t magically cracked open a conspiracy just because you don’t know how to consume information.

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@esjesjesj When the worst person you know is even like, “Hey chill out,” to the other worst person you know

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@esjesjesj Translation: your kids might find happiness in the world outside of the vacuum you should’ve been a father in

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@aethelfleds BC in Hollywood just means Before Cher

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@billybrizzle420 If enough of us don’t buy our monthly Porsche, they will surely apologize (again) for killing Jesus (again)

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@DiabolicalSpuds These 17 year cycle cicadas are built different

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@KVOA What kind of bananagrams did she play to change her name from Rachel Dolezal to Nkechi Diallo?!

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@InternetHippo My son, Deezus Nuttus, dragged the Copilot-enabled Roomba across the rug as it screamed in a voice eerily similar to Scarlett Johansson (but definitely not). “No Diddy, but why is this robot so skibidy Ohio?” he asked me earnestly. Deezus doesn’t remember a time when Ohio was

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3 months

@eeberquist More like

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@SartoriallyInc There’s still hope for Kim to surprise us with a banger

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4 months

@dieworkwear If Commander doesn’t like them, I don’t like them

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2 months

@mattxiv “I never touched you! I’M NOT TOUCHING YOU! I DON’T EVEN THINK YOU’RE HOT!”

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4 months

@guardiannews We all know a stoner from high school who is 35 years old and still decorating the house they share with 6 people like this

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4 months

@AshGotThis “If you invest in a ramen block for lunch,” an economist told us, “It not only won’t grow over time into more ramen, it will, in fact, be gone by dinner.”

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@CantEverDie “When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.” - George W Bush

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4 months

@kenzianidiot This man has been training for podcasting and doesn’t even know it

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@JoshuaPHilll Thank you, next

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@Keegan59992745 They’re really still eating like they’re in a world war over there

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@JoJoFromJerz Bleached blond Bad built Butch body

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@AP Oh but -

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4 months

@BNONews If my own wife asks what’s on my screen and calls me her secret agent in our own house, I’d immediately consider her a spy just to be safe

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10 months

@CNBC Next: a culinary expert shares dinner tips! “Procure an entree,” he recommends, “and I always like to have a side, as well. If it’s Friday, give yourself dessert - as a treat!”

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@shOoObz I would watch a whole show where she just bullies petty UK thieves while they get stuck in this little garden trying to steal a $50 bike

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5 months

@esjesjesj “With historians, [a lot of people were gay].” Maybe the binary wasn’t forced until it was artificially introduced via relogious dogma as another way of controlling the population idk

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@PleaseBeGneiss Pulling out all of the stops when Elon’s burner accounts are more obvious than a Segway tour on a bike path

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@hasanthehun in america, they measure strength by how many pizza boxes you can carry

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2 years

@nottodayyoubum Getty images

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3 months

@SaeedDiCaprio Order of operations is woke

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3 months

@trunarla Bookmarked by the IRS, as a lil treat for later

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@CantEverDie Literally Anybody Else

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3 months

@AsadFromNYC I know NYC isn’t about to pretend like it’s a beautiful tropical island lmfao

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3 months

@notcapnamerica Conservative grifters literally pointing at an illustration of the binary and still opting for rage bait

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11 months

@ShaykhSulaiman @sneako For every cause, there are essentially limitless correlations (coincidences). You guys have a base bias you now judge every single cardiac arrest by - without having access to medical records, without being close to the victims at all. It’s textbook illusory correlation.

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2 months

@CleanestDiesel And all the comments are like Amen Amen Amen

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@francisxwolf Don’t worry, they realized their mistake!

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@Dexerto “Now just drink laundry detergent. It’s for a shoutout, it’s for a shoutout.”

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3 months

@BNONews The coroner has decided this plane did this to itself in its truck right outside of its hotel, but Boeing’s thoughts are with it and its family

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8 months

@francisxwolf Prepare his throne and mittens

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1 year

@JUNlPER Yes! They tested the lab grown meats on him and things went awry. I saw it on Facebook

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4 months

@JoshuaPHilll The original skinny trickflation:

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@steinkobbe Trying to exit twitter like

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4 months

@dawginhim Tell me this thing doesn’t just look like a goddamn satellite

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@dieworkwear Way too much color for me. I prefer a more neutral palette

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4 months

@mattxiv Taylor: what did you say your favorite color is? Chaya; I’m not trying to say any color is my favorite, what color do you think I said is my favorite? Taylor: do you have a favorite color? Chaya: yes Taylor: what’s your favorite color? Chaya: that’s not what I said

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@BadMedicalTakes What a terrible day to be able to read

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes I bet whatever “new medicine” this doctor is ~Selling~ is super compelling

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@CantEverDie Conservatives: THEY/THEM ISN’T NATURAL Also conservatives: oh that’s just a near-human from Sollust. They played an important role in the Galactic Civil War

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@atrupar Yes, Ainsley, it sets a goddamn precedent. Remember like 10 years ago when the basic prerequisite for political office still was, “You don’t have any skeletons in your closet that are going to ruin this for you, right?”

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1 year

@suchnerve “It sounded like you were saying…” “I said exactly the opposite thing.” “But it sounded like that.” ??? Lmfao

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@dieworkwear Hey babe, wake up. Derek dropped a new diss track called Meet the Trousers

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3 months

@TheWapplehouse Dropping it off the ocky way

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4 months

@esjesjesj Why is he just constantly telling on himself, holy shit

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@abughazalehkat Greg doesn’t know how evidence works. “Like if they’re YOUR clothes with blood on them, and there’s an open investigation into your missing spouse, why can’t YOU throw YOUR own clothes away? What a witch hunt.”

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1 year

@SchmittNYC This is some of the lowest quality propaganda I’ve ever seen. It looks like a 4chan graphic designer was hired to make this in Microsoft Paint, then you printed it on card stock like it’s for small claims court, then you took a picture through aquarium glass.

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4 months

@bigcontentguy The man makes one samurai sword and now he thinks he can rock the tiger drip

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1 year

@rodentsheriff I’m a holistic girly and I do BREATH TWERK and QUANTUM ENERGY THERAPY SESSIONS and I take NO MEDICATIONS and [I will probably do cocaine in the bathroom at the bar] but that’s just part of my [intuitive diet] after I broke up with my real therapist when they said I shouldn’t.

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@Acyn Yes, all presidents must be good at dropshipping golden Temu sneakers. Very important part of the job

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@elaifresh “Parents, why do you keep putting your tiny kids in the way of my Range Rover? They keep messing up my wrap.”

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@francisxwolf Serving, protecting, and screaming, “Get on the ground!“ to a man engulfed in flames

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@bressane @PicturesFoIder “I even tried drawing on a fake mustache and going up to strangers, screaming, ‘Oui! Oui!’ And no one Oui’d or Bonjour’d me back. I feel stupid for wearing the mime outfit I have planned for tomorrow, but I don’t know what else to do at this point.”

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@URdreamingnow @Rushthewriter Just google, “pastor arrested,” lol

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@bxragingbullyo Looking into this

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@AntiWuCoalition Top shelf shitposting, unwittingly

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@Morning_Joe @SuzeOrmanShow Your show is literally called Morning Joe lmfao

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@amylou126 Honestly, $125 for one of these behemoths is a steal. Retail $400-$500.

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@SupernovaMomma It’s astonishing how much these manfluencer & tradwife algorithmic echo chambers seem to not only be enabling outdated misogynistic ideologies, but causing a weirdly regressive renaissance for them. “My wife isn’t allowed to take a trip without me,” feels at least a century old

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@Yolo304741 Conspiracy theorists: I don’t trust institutions, so I’m going to make up unfounded stories of intentional poisoning and elaborate global lies instead of being upset about the stuff we DO know about corporations, deregulation, and the impacts on our environment.

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1 year

@quelsee I wasn’t ready for season 5 of You until 2024 wtf

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@kirawontmiss Talking about the tornado like it’s gonna sue them for slander if they accuse it of leveling

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@esjesjesj They can’t even blame this one on vaccination, since he’s notoriously antivax lol

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@ABC7 I’m extremely full after being exposed to donuts today. No one could’ve predicted this accidental brush with glazed carbs. Thoughts & prayers I make a full recovery while my family works through this difficult time.

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@lnbshr He wrote this track like he was standing at the kitchen island trying to explain to Chris Hansen what he’s doing there

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@lipton_eli @upblissed “Can AI do THIS?!” - me drawing one of the worst things you’ve ever seen 😂

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@airbagged Did anyone recommend him a strong helmet to better sustain these jokes? I mean, after all, the plastic surgeon is just testing the room - seeing how cool everyone is. Is it not funny, Matt? Can’t take a little c o m e d y, Matt?

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@samlymatters “Sir, you don’t have to blur your background, we know where you are.”

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@notcapnamerica So wait, do conservatives actually want younger, relatable leadership, or is that just another song and dance to trick the working class?

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@Eve6 Elon acting like he’s written a single line of code that made Twitter what it is yet thinks he OWNS its prior success because he strong-arm purchased it out of lowbrow comedic ego.

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@CantEverDie Not AM Not PM But a secret third dimension

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@BeardedGenius We all know a stoner from high school who is 35 years old and still decorating the house they share with 6 people like this

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@ChrisDJackson This is some of the lowest quality propaganda I’ve ever seen. It looks like a 4chan graphic designer was hired to make this in Microsoft Paint, then they printed it on card stock like it’s for small claims court, then took a picture through aquarium glass.

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@BadMedicalTakes This is horrific and sad to see. Zoey was a friend; I tutored her in college and watched her transition, followed the journey. Some of her last posts on Facebook were heartbreaking to read. These groups of diseases are distinctly linked to genetic history of autoimmunity.