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@DashGetEm

10 months

Lemme pin this one

Felon Degeneres

@_alyssssssac

10 months

You can’t claim to be an advocate for mental health then turn around and call your friend who’s going through it “annoying” “miserable” and “always negative”

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@DashGetEm

6 years

A lot of you hoes gon' say "A Man/Big dick energy" but what you're not taking into consideration is.. You aren't the women that'll evoke this type of steadfastness in a man. Because you got a cashapp in ya bio

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Dawg, that conviction that Denzel had in his voice in 1992 when he said “I’ll never leave my wife.” 😳

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@DashGetEm

2 years

Michael Ealy is hilarious because he only show up in movies/tv to stare into the eyes of a woman he shouldnt be tryna get with

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@DashGetEm

5 years

She got no idea who "Colcho" is

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@DashGetEm

3 years

#BullyingWorks #KeepBullyingAlive

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@DashGetEm

4 years

Cutty: What it is hoe, what's up? Can a nigga get in them guts? Us at home reminiscing: Theeem Guuuts

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@DashGetEm

5 years

This Miami? Y'all better not ask for donations when the hurricanes come round

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@DashGetEm

4 years

The last 30 seconds of no air: Chris: Jordin:

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@DashGetEm

8 years

Canadians at the U.S border right now:

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@DashGetEm

4 years

Brandy vs Monica #Verzuz

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@DashGetEm

6 years

Canada gotta be the only place on Earth where you gotta mow the lawn and salt your driveway on the same day

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@DashGetEm

3 years

What makes Fat Joe think he can do that lol

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@HipHopDX

3 years

Fat Joe crowns DJ Khaled "The Quincy Jones of Hip Hop" & calls out "backseat drivers" ⏩ WATCH:

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@DashGetEm

3 years

Boyfriend who hates questions 🤝 girlfriend who's curious about everything

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@DashGetEm

3 years

Y'all gotta stop putting Katt Williams name up here. It's only 5 niggas seeing Katt Williams, and 2 of em are dead

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@Complex

3 years

Katt Williams is down for a comedic 'Verzuz' with Kevin Hart: "It’s almost cheating for me." READ:

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@DashGetEm

5 years

His gun jammed? Yo imagine you hired this guy, and you're watching from home 😭🤣

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@DashGetEm

6 years

You been knowing men all ya life, don't stop you from complaining about em everyday

$helena.

@___FIJI

6 years

Stop tweeting about the fucking weather, you lived in Canada your whole life.. IT SNOWS IN NOVEMBER UNTIL FEBRUARY EVERY YEAR. Fuck.

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@DashGetEm

5 years

The Kardashians are the only women who don't blame black men for their problems.

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@DashGetEm

4 years

An amber alert woke me up just to tell me I gotta stay home

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@DashGetEm

6 years

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Just shout "I HAVE IT ON ME EH", that'll split the crowd like Moses

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@DashGetEm

4 years

Last night my nigga asked me if he's weird for having a crush on his baby's mom..

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@DashGetEm

3 years

90% of the time when men tell other men rules, it's gonna be about how to manipulate women instead of just being a normal human being

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Honestly what does this do for Lauren

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@rihanna

5 years

I’m so sorry @LaurenLondon 💙🙏🏿💙

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@DashGetEm

5 years

The episode of the Office where Michael offers a class of students paid college tuition 😭😂

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@DashGetEm

3 years

Having a supportive girlfriend >>>>

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@DashGetEm

4 years

6 months talking to someone isn't even enough time to see how they handle seasonal mood swings lmao

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Never met a nurse who let you play with their time

Fat Jesu$

@8Ball_305

5 years

“THEY GOTTA GO TO WORK!” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@DashGetEm

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@DashGetEm

1 year

A movie about a brilliant darkskinned boy/man with a solid father figure, living mother who cares and supports him and he's vulnerable at different points throughout the film? AND NOT A SINGLE GUN IN THE TRAILER? Im uncomfortable with how excited this makes me

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1 year

Oh Teyana Taylor is taking it

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Told y'all he got his face done, now he look like Handsome Squidward

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@DashGetEm

2 years

The music industry is like 9 families, total.

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@Fullmoonaftert1

2 years

Ciara going to prom with Monica’s younger brother ,Montez .🥹

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@DashGetEm

4 years

We?

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@DashGetEm

7 years

If you dumb enough to believe something you heard about me without talking to me about it I'm not even gonna correct you. Just stay on your side, you ding dong.

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@DashGetEm

6 years

Me dodging your hints in hopes that you'll grow tf up and say it with your chest:

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@DashGetEm

6 years

Gas is.. 1.37

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@DashGetEm

6 years

Lyrically: Nas Em Pun 3 stacks Flow/Charisma Biggie Hov Snoop Bodies of work: Hov Biggie Kanye West 3 stacks Success wise: Hov Dre Diddy Drake 50 IMPACT Tupac Wu tang (The collective) Outkast 50 Soljaboy

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@DashGetEm

1 year

Never thought Dani Leigh would go to jail before Dababy but here we are

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Heard some of y'all waited 4 hours to get a haircut just for no tings to choose you.

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@DashGetEm

4 years

Who keeps hiring you

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

4 years

Gal Gadot’s spy thriller ‘HEART OF STONE’ is now in the works at Netflix. (Source: )

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@DashGetEm

4 years

Idk what Oprah did but, she did that shit.

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@DashGetEm

6 years

Y'all really see a problem with meeting somebody and getting to know em before taking them out? What if y'all got nothing in common? Then you just eating awkwardly in front of each other

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@DashGetEm

2 years

People who vehemently defend Kanye, Joe Budden, Dababy, Tory Lanez in the midst of controversy are super odd to me

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@DashGetEm

6 years

Just uninstall it, stupid.

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@people

6 years

Kim Kardashian Says She Doesn't Like Having a Big Butt: 'I Cry About It on the Daily'

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@DashGetEm

6 years

If ya girl tell you she gonna go smoke at a niggas house at 2 am, and you don't know him? You wasn't invited? That ain't ya girl fam.

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@DashGetEm

4 years

Why are single people always discussing what they wouldn't accept in a relationship on here? No one wants you.

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6 years

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@DashGetEm

4 years

These guys gonna be your favorite actors one day

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@DashGetEm

5 years

It's two types of niggas:

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Yo we really met Vegeta while he was eating alien limbs, they done domesticated a psychopath

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@DashGetEm

6 years

A whole lot of you "can't relate" yet seem to wanna fight lmao

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@DashGetEm

4 years

There's a my yute who started a racist hate group on Facebook and once he got enough members, he forwarded all their hateful rhetoric to their employers.

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Tired of Americans reinforcing this "Canadians are so nice", start robbing these niggas man

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@DashGetEm

6 years

@Likesaturn__

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@DashGetEm

1 year

Andre 3000 always look like he's midway through an epic journey somewhere

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@nfr_podcast

1 year

André 3000 & Swae Lee 🤝

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@DashGetEm

5 years

I keep telling this girl I'm broke and I'm in no position to date, but she keeps saying "that's not a problem.." Y'all remember this tweet in three months when IM the bad guy again for "wasting someone's time".

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@DashGetEm

6 years

Why do I live in this fucking country

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@Atomicfact

7 years

A neighborhood pool in China.

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Millennium 2020 tour got Bow wow, Pretty Ricky, Sammie, Lloyd, Soulja Boy and the Ying Yang twins?

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@DashGetEm

4 years

I know for a fact I'mma end up blocking a lot of y'all but make your picks:

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@DashGetEm

7 years

"You mind if I still use your netflix?"

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@DashGetEm

6 years

Women STAY uplifting other women. This is beautiful.

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@DashGetEm

6 years

"Omellete du fromage"

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@dailystar

6 years

Men reveal the three words they LOVE to hear during sex

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@DashGetEm

5 years

See how y'all drained this man with that "Wakanda forever" shit?

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@steelers

5 years

. @chadwickboseman in the house for #FamilyFest ‼️

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@DashGetEm

3 years

Ya this why idk why y'all romanticize going to the states. That whole country sounds like a mistake

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@DashGetEm

2 years

This Art attack niggas son?

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@DailyLoud

2 years

This man made an incredible Takeoff mural out of just clothes🔥🙏🕊

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Y'all find way too much joy in bringing niggas misery 😂😅

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@loveeeshorty

5 years

Me on my way to my mans house to start some shit after putting 2 & 2 together and getting 36

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@DashGetEm

7 years

How'd we get 5 different angles of Meek Mill hopping out his whip like a super villain but nobody got real Chris Brown v Migos footage

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@DashGetEm

5 years

5000 is soft. Twitter, let's give her a hand

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@DashGetEm

6 years

Y'all goin to Scarborough to look at art

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@DashGetEm

1 year

I want y'all to know Omarion was like really cool back when I was 15

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1 year

Omarion was repping for Lil’ Saint 🙏🏿

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@DashGetEm

7 years

My mom keeps sending me funny videos on whatsapp and i love her so I gotta pretend to laugh like 10 times a day

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@DashGetEm

8 months

"If I got away with something, let me get away with it" lock Slim Thug up, he hiding something

The Gworls Are Fighting

@baddietvv

8 months

#Rapper #SlimThug says he doesn’t agree with women suing their abusers if they don’t speak up when it happens. “it should be a time limit” #Diddy #Cassie

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@DashGetEm

4 months

Beyonce ft Kartel would legitimately blow the world up.

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@ThatDudeMCFLY

4 months

I'll save y'all the trouble, Act 3 is gonna be Dancehall.

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@DashGetEm

5 years

He don't lik-- NVM y'all not listening anyway

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@DashGetEm

4 years

Lifehack:

BIG SKAR

@_CCMXO

4 years

Stay away from niggas that like 2 impress other niggas

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Ja rule: Are you readaaaay.. Everyone: Ja rule: .. I guess not

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@DashGetEm

3 years

A week? She was supposed to be satisfied with the memory of you? 😭😭😭

FOCUS ON YOURSELF💫🇹🇹🇧🇧

@Relly_95

3 years

Didn't link a shorty for a week because I was doing my thing. I check snap and she was snap on a CN tower date. Had to hold that one

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@DashGetEm

4 years

The line is out of order, but her posting it while fuckin the nigga rapping it is insane

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@DashGetEm

1 year

"They cloned Tyrone" is incredible for so many reasons.. but let me tell you.. That nigga John Boyega? That is an actor. Jamie is always Jamie, we know but I love that he can take a secondary role and make it so compelling Don't get me started on Teyonnah Parris 😍

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Guyanese women not even shaped like that.

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@DashGetEm

6 years

#SlaveryWasAChoice Massa: Git ya lazy ass to the tool shed Me: Man's aren't even with the work ting today Massa:

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@DashGetEm

6 years

Lost my wallet 6 months ago on yonge st. and somebody mailed it back, with all my cards and cash in it. THERE IS DECENCY LEFT IN THIS WORLD.

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@DashGetEm

6 years

This the only nigga in the world who won't get clowned for having the same braid up for 8 years

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@DashGetEm

5 years

The vegans have mounted their first attack. It seems they've developed some sort of biological warfare.

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@DashGetEm

6 years

"I don't care if you're fucking other girls, just tell me"

the place holder

@oneshadowlove

6 years

Fellas what's a woman's favorite lie to tell a man?

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@DashGetEm

7 years

What's it called when you don't want somebody but don't want them to move on?

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@DashGetEm

3 years

Reboot was waaay ahead of its time, like 20 years early

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@DashGetEm

4 years

There isnt any one right way to do relationships. Y'all read some sensationalized bullshit on Twitter and act like it's the end all be all of information. Nobody has your experience and comparing your situation with those that you see online is ridiculous.

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@DashGetEm

4 years

"Denzel Washington is my father" would be on my business card, and I'm 100% serious

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@Complex

4 years

John David Washington says he would hide his father’s identity to get acting jobs on his own: “I used to lie, saying he was a construction worker or in jail.”

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Do you know how stupid this sounds lmao

Crop Top Shawty

@OfficialRaymo

5 years

"Mans who apply to every job around them bc they need money are weirdos" Copy

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@DashGetEm

6 years

Yeah but he still beat.

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Tell me which generation was good, since you're the authority on the subject

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@DashGetEm

10 months

Idk if y'all realize it, but you're telling on yourselves.

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@J1gg__

10 months

How you assault this smh

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Top 3 worst races right behind Raccoons

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@DashGetEm

3 years

HBO will not take their foot off necks

What's On HBO Max

@WhatsOnHBOMax

3 years

'Static Shock' comes to HBO Max February 15

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@DashGetEm

3 years

The Soulja Bow wow Verzuz is tonight? Where is my fitted and 4x t shirts

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@DashGetEm

5 years

Ya dad

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@DashGetEm

6 years

This girl at work that I got no interest in been giving me energy, and her work boyfriend came in and now he insecure So, naturally.. I'm interested in her now

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@DashGetEm

6 years

Hate when I fall out with someone and they go around making it seem like some life altering event. I got no hard feelings towards you, stop telling people I give a damn.

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@DashGetEm

3 years

Nobody ever talks about how overwhelming it can be for your life's trajectory to completely switch and start going straight up. Like I am so uncomfortable with things going my way at this point that im too paranoid to accept it.

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