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I sent a voicenote off the tequila fr, (I actually sent a few💀) ..fast fwrd a couple months later, my VN is the Needle intro😭 Happy Pink Friday🩷 #PinkFriday2
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Gossip Girl was a man.
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All my friends have feelings for niggas, what ABOUT OUR SUMMER
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r u even Canadian if you don’t remember that commercial with the 3 girls chasing the boy and the Italian music in the background?
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@loveeeshorty
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We’re not dating men we have to fix in 2019. Tell them go seek professional help.
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Found $100 in my purse, RT for good luck✨
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@loveeeshorty
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Me secretly having feelings for a nigga
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@loveeeshorty
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Black men criticizing black women’s hair and calling it *nappy* or ugly, when the same 4C hair grows out of their scalp is the most wild shit.. 🥴🥴🥴
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@loveeeshorty
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Does Airbnb know that ppl 25+ shoot ppl too? Or no
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Everyday I wake up to Doug Ford cancelling something BUT HIMSELF🤨
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Absolutely nobody: Toronto niggas: okokok so wat r u sayin for the night
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@loveeeshorty
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4 years
Nah this nigga ended my shit.. last summer I was standing on couches and pouring henny in bitches mouths. September 4th 2020 I’m making banana bread cuz I think he had a long day
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Knowledge Bookstore is black owned and in Brampton on Queen St W. The children’s books are what have me in awe, there’s so much representation with books like Bedtime Bonnet & Hair Like Mine🥺
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STOP telling little girls to put on more clothes in their OWN house because there's men around. Start checking the men in ur life instead, thnku.
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Having a child wit the wrong person looks like the scariest thing in the world holy smokes I want no parts
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Ppl make it seem like “industry women” are the only ones getting cosmetic surgery.. Like the girl next door didn’t finance some titties. Yes you can finance titties.
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WHY ARE THEY STILL PUTTING THEIR KNEES ON PEOPLE
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Niggas in Toronto are annoying bro, but who else is gonna be the ah to my lie
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@loveeeshorty
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White guy: oh my fiancé is from Jamaica, she's moving here Me: bumbooooo papers ah get Him: Pardon? Me: I said that's lovely🤗
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Why lie about having surgery, it’s 2020 no one cares, tag the surgeon & recovery house u lunatics
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Wining to popcaan >>>>
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So like I went to hospital for terrible pain, and the doctors like no ur fine ur just pregnant I’m like???? Then a week later my doctors like r u sitting down? Cuz there’s two in there, excuse meeeeeee
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A nose can make or break your face I promise you
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The Robinson Twins👣👣🤍
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I’m this old
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Bring back the ice storm since y’all don’t know how to act during summer
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A man has been found dead after being shot in a downtown apartment building. READ MORE:
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How do you let niggas who don’t take care of their previous children/baby mothers get you pregnant? ......and... you.. keep.. it..
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The real tea is you don’t have to ask men who actually like you for nothing. Shit just gets done. Ttyl
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You really should be doing nothing after childbirth but feeding/changing your baby, and trying to recover. Wth do you mean women, AND married women are cooking, cleaning, doing groceries after labour????
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when u can't get em to turn $135 to $1080
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Bro I swear some people don't like money and that's fine
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Baby Shower 7’s
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Princess Amelia & Princess Amiyah are here, we did it. They are healthy, and nothing short of perfect👶🏾👶🏾💖💖
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You know what bothers me? The fact that Riverdale is on Season 5, but Star got cancelled🤨
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Taking Uber Pool because you’re cheap and then being shocked when other ppl are actually in the car ........
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Me on my way to my mans house to start some shit after putting 2 & 2 together and getting 36
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Stop doing this, it’s not funny.
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Worst date was going to Jacobs and he asked for a glass of sparkling water, and he put his grills in the fucking glass. It was a shit show from there
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we’re wearing biker shorts my guy
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I haven’t really been seeing the sundresses this summer , wassup ??
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My thing with c*vid screening questions is.. people can just lie about how they’re feeling, or if they’ve travelled in the last x amount of days.. so how effective is it really?
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We deserved more than two seasons🤨
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Man in shoppers drug mart picked up Pink Sugar Spray and told the lady he needs it for his girls last minute gift, and she told him maybe get the Chanel if he doesn’t wanna be single tmrrw😭😭😭😭😭
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the girls need this in bikinis.
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FENDI SS22 Water-Reactive Shorts🖤
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Speaking things into existence is great, but um.. I.. I think.. a lot of you miss the part where you actually have to get up... and put in work..?
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Wypipo: ur Jamaican so like can u speak Jamaican? Me: yahmon, guh suck yuh madda Wypipo: wow that accent is hot
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Big dick energy is a nigga making plans and telling you what time to be ready. Not “idk what do u wanna do” 🤕
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I wonder what pussy feels like to dick. When you ask men they always tell you some basic shit like it’s warm & tight, ok WHAT ELSE🥴🤒🤒
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some of u don’t even finger yourself but you’re gonna eat pussy.. for a man?! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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also Toronto niggas: sayin you’re in da crib tonight, okokok good girl, I like that styllllll, proper
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because the city wanted to spend $760k on a sign instead of helping the public, dats y y’all overwhelmed
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City has been 'overwhelmed' with number of homeless encampments, Mayor Tory says
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Calling the police and reporting my car stolen.
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Ladies your man borrows your car to go to work & you catch him drive by you on road 2 hours later with another shorty in the whip. Wyd?
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@loveeeshorty
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because it expires in 7 minutes
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@loveeeshorty
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Men think that the equivalent to this “were not spending money on women in 2019, were telling them to get a job.”.... like that’s ur biggest issue with women? Money? Ok.
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Rock Away is my wedding song, my bbq song, my family function song, every ting song
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Jammar Allison is still missing yall not gonna find him first?
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Search for owner of ‘Ossington Bear’ goes viral after couple take him out on the town
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when ur the runner*
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A man could make 500k a year, has benefits, and makes it home for dinner.. but you still wanna fuck a hood man?! Girl ur brain is leaking fluid
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why would you jeopardize your career with benefits to help a man eyeball some fenty, r u ok
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twin mommy, Happy Mother’s Day🧡🥰
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with Amelia cuz Amiyah is sleeping💜
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💖my twins are girls, everything pink💖
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Men: I don’t know why this is bothering u, it’s not that big of a deal When it happens to them: YOOOOOO WHY YOU MOVIN LIKE THAT NAH HAVE A NICE LIFE DONT CALL MY PHONE BRO
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CNE opens this weekend, so that means its time to get a Halloween costume, which means start Christmas shopping, which also means 2019 is around the corner. Happy New Year🎉🎊
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@lovebykatherine @yes_tojess literal proof that there’s a woman for everyone
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used to do YouTube to mp3 converter, and then sync all the songs you just downloaded to your iPod, you see how far we’ve come😭
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wishing 7 figures on every girlboss I know🤝
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I can’t even part my hair and you guys are out here braiding frontals? It’s curtains for me
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Every now and then you have to rewatch Mean Girls, it’s just good for you.
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Getting my hair, nails, toes, brows, and wax done on the same day
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What's something that ISN'T a sport, but still FEELS like a sport?
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Niggas have grabba from last weeks woods under their nails, and always tryna touch somebody. Stink.
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Men will have a baby on the way and tell u it should’ve been u, dawg what the fuck is wrong wit y’all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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why r u guys not dancing with her? 00’s babies are dubs
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Before there was Urban Kids there was Siblings, if you know, YOU KNOW
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idk I think like this
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Anywayyyy how do y’all prep for anal? I’m listening
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You can be exfoliated with a fresh wax, skin glowing and moisturized.. and men will give you bun for a girl with one panty that’s hard in the middle. Just gotta focus on yourself🏌🏾‍♀️
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Lizzie McGuire was the first shorty wit a Bitmoji.
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Um why did I just remember this show, and why did it come off TV😭😭😭
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the way so many darkskin black people do not want babies that look them, is DISGUSTING
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You can hold a man down, and go through hell with him because you think you’re gonna be his end game. Nah bro, men will drag you to hell and give another woman the world WITH EASE. Focus on yourself.
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Always thinking of an escape route, buying mace, holding ur keys to stab, sharing ur Uber rides, taking different routes home, staying on the phone w/ someone til u get inside, BECAUSE UR A GIRL IS EXHAUSTING
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having someone that knows just what to do for you after a shitty day, without u saying a word is >>>
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There’s a man on here who said drinking a smoothie is feminine, u guys should link
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Not everybody is ready to drive, and that doesn’t make them waste. It’s mature of them to make the decision to stay off the road. It’s really in everyone’s favor for an anxious person to not get behind the wheel.
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Every time I bake for my man, I have flashbacks to how loud I was screaming real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga last summer
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real fuckin hot girl shit
God i remember rocking the hell out these bitches
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If your partner doesn’t wanna do household work while you’re recovering from childbirth, I guess it’s cuz he has the money to hire ppl cuz there’s no way in hell
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Congrats to them but I’d rather braid grass
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Women tired of waiting so now they shooting their shot and hitting the J 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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That no new friends mindset is trash. That’s how you end up clinging on to toxic ass friendships that should’ve ended when you left high school🤧
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can you do math?
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stop asking how women with long nails clean themselves, and start asking why you have short/no nails and still stink🥴
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2 months ago today my princesses were born🥺🤍
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I hate when ppl say “you’re so young you have so much time”.. nah bro everything starts nowwwww
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I wouldn’t charge my babies rent, we brought them here, and it’s literally our responsibility to house them whether they are 18 or 23. I don’t want nothing from them but to do well man
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Men will nut in their socks
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I cannot believe this video is still in circulation like I have kids now💀
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my pooh bears🧸💛
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👶🏾👶🏾🤍
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when I was 6 months pregnant I ended up hospitalized w/ c*vid, and I was this👌🏾close to ending up on a ventilator, and having the twins early. Believe me when I say the 3 of us being here is a blessing.
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I’m having girls and I can’t braid plz 911
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