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Founder & CEO of my life | Increasing Zen in a Land of Chaos | Sarcasm is a genetic trait ✨

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Peace, love, and happiness
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After seeing how men reacted to Hawk Tuah I am 99.99% sure all men want is a loyal freak
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there was a guy I had been seeing for 5 months… We had plans to make dinner and watch a movie at his house. So I wore yoga pants. A few days later he said we needed to “talk”… He told me wearing yoga pants to watch a movie was inappropriate because I wasn’t acting serious.
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based on my past dating experience this is EXACTLY how it went… Him: “i want a traditional feminine wife who takes care of the kids and is a homemaker.” Me: “oh i love cooking and taking care of kids…what do you think about stay at home moms?” Him: “i could never be with
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The problem with a lot of dudes who want a trad-wife is that they refuse to be a traditional husband.
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Yes I look like a nerd bc I am a nerd
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My husband received a cancer diagnosis yesterday. He is 37 years old and the healthiest person I know. For a couple years he had random heart palpitations but got CT scans, bloodwork, echocardiograms etc and everything was cleared and he was diagnosed with panic attacks. He
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@MishaFitton Yes I am actually very thankful he showed his true colors tbh
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@IAmTheKimmel Yes. I was like wait a minute…
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@GRITCULT Tell me you don’t have kids without telling me you don’t have kids.
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@elonmusk @unusual_whales No…way more. It started because of police brutality and the corruption by Macron and other politicians. They also increased pension on the people but kept it the same for those in government.
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@flyschola1 Ice cream sandwich
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@unkonfined 100%…I was very thankful actually. He seemed completely normal until then
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@smashbaals Why would you want to stay married to a woman who doesn’t want to be with you tho?
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When guys say “I don’t like makeup, I like the natural look” this is what they mean.
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Am 37. The click bait posts are getting old. Where did all the intellectual people go?
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@ThouShillNot So a fun freak who is not a hoe!
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@cuntchael There is a letter from when they were children where one of the brothers wrote the cousin about the abuse. Should get off if letter is real and matches handwriting.
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@PositivelyChris Very much so. High heels to watch a movie on a couch and make dinner?! Insanity
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@KILLTOPARTY “I really want to risk the relationship with the love of my life for vapid connections”
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@pop_archives I am pretty sure every single one got nose jobs or am I missing something??
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Is this appropriate for a 37 year old mom/wife to wear?
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Do you think spending $50k a year on family vacations is normal? People keep telling me this is a normal amount and I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone
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@growing_daniel “Mid” she looks like a movie star
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@WomenBeingAwful That’s def a W
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@MIKESPENT1 Yes exactly lol. I’m like that just sounds like me doing everything? 🤔
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@zonepolitical @piper4missouri It is frightening that lacking empathy is seen as strength by many people.
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@AngelaBelcamino Cheers!! And cute top ❤️
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@Rothmus I did know that
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@Eve6 Saw that post and this nice reply in there as well.
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@GDalander Makes no sense! Impossible combo lmao
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I used to be cute 💀
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@notcapnamerica Wow…thank you for sharing. That brought tears to my eyes. Everyone should see this story.
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The most makeup you’ll ever see me wear.
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I need whatever this is
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@notcapnamerica It’s really sad…she doesn’t even know.
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For a kid’s room 🥰
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@Imani_Barbarin That child will cut off the Mom completely at one point and the Mom will always wonder “why” and say she was a “good mother”.
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@LqLana I saw…I can’t believe it honestly. One of the women threw up on the stand while recounting what she went through. E. Vil
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Work Lisa ia looking a little rough 💀
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@MarkRichardson2 @smashbaals There is no marriage if 2 people are not committed to the marriage. 1 person cannot be in a marriage alone. It would be marriage by law. No matter what you do you can’t make choices for others. It is like forcing conversion for religion on people. It is meaningless since there
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@cinecitta2030 Is this a parody account??
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Who wants some homemade donuts?
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@InternetH0F Omg GET OUT
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It is beautiful out
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To People Asking My Husband’s Vaccine Status, He was NOT vaccinated and got symptoms right after getting covid. You look super unhinged and lack emotional intelligence if you ask vaccine status on someone’s cancer diagnosis post. Signed, Normal Human Being
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No purpose for this post
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Holy effing moly...I just finished grad school and GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK!
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@daytrader1974 I think both people should work to be one another’s dreams if possible!
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@ask_aubry omg...what is happening to society...
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This may be weird, but once in a blue moon I will text my husband a picture of a girl and say “SHE IS GORGEOUS!” He always responds “not that cute” or “she’s okay.” I have been analyzing this (yes, I am crazy)…at first, I assumed he was protecting my ego. So, I finally asked
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We are in the hospital and my husband has started chemo. He’s so confused bc he doesn’t have symptoms. My heart is broken 😔
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@market_sleuth 😆 he was completely normal until that moment
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which Lisa is better??? I’m going with Mona Lisa
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@Sarah_Katilyn This is incredible writing
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Another crazy week all done
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No makeup, no blow drying hair, just woke up…hopefully you can see my inner beauty shine through though. Namaste 🙏 🧚
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@james25503623 unfortunately it was real lol. If anyone used the “traditional wife” line I’d ask “what are your thoughts on stay at home moms?” to find out what they really meant 😂
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Sometimes Amazon Essentials gets it right (pants)
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@EdKrassen I feel like she is the definition of lawful but awful tho.
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I am heading to the ocean today…does being by water bring you peace like it does me?
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Goals: 1. Pay off debt 2. Keep buying assets 3. Work hard for 10 years at current career Move to an island and never interact with humans again
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I’m the Captain now
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About 15 years ago I was stopped in traffic and I was texting Somehow, I hit the car in front of me bc I wasn’t paying attention An older Asian fella rushed out of his car and started screaming at me through the window HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID?????? I looked the man straight
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do i look my age? 37
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do i look my age? 32 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@vrexec I doubt he only works 6 hours a week tbh. And many people work middle manager jobs and don’t work a ton. Some say the further up the ladder the easier the job.
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Time to let the grays roll in
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@andreharris89 @ChuckCallesto It is legal to refuse service if shirts disrupt the comfort of patrons.
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@Wazzeinvesting @EdKrassen I don’t think being a politician should be a lifetime career. That is what is probably causing many issues.
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@WomenBeingAwful Be the girl with the flowers…helps you weed out the bad ones faster
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@WomenBeingAwful Sounds like a W…am I missing something
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@WomenBeingAwful *while you’re sleeping
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@lmTheReasonWhy What’s interesting is my parents never did these things for me…but I emulated their behaviors. Both of my parents read everyday. They bought me books and I started reading to myself in first grade. They never sat me down to teach me things. My mom had microscopes all around bc
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@wiseconnector Getting a good nights sleep.
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@vissersixxx GET OUT NOW!!!!!
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hope everyone had a lovely night ❤️
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@UltraDane They…put people in jail in the UK for this?
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I’m 37. I don’t get Botox. I wear makeup. I’m a psychotherapist. I have dark sarcastic humor 💀 I trade stocks, options, and crypto. & I’m free of the political mind virus 🤯 What do you see?
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I’m 30. I don’t get Botox. I don’t wear makeup like ever. I own a Construction Business. I make everything a joke. I trade stock/crypto because I love both. & I’m free of the woke mind virus. What do you see?
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@kisstheblade_ Many people have dry weddings lol
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@Cancelcloco @dailydirtnap At least RK doesn’t indulge in insider trading like congress. It’s not a crime to share what you are invested in.
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@_celia_bedelia_ @_DeniseDenise_ So many things are adding up 😭😭😭
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Can you read this??? This is mirror reading which promotes synaptic plasticity.
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@MaroonSpirit21 @HannahDrake628 That’s a child. No one is begging. Every child deserves love and acceptance.
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@EdKrassen This is sickening. I hope Israel brings them all home 😔. Hamas is done.
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@ChrisJBakke I think she thought working class meant her parents had jobs as CEOs.
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@fasc1nate I was expecting a body lol
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@Alphafox78 She’s European probably
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What is something that beings you an immediate sense of safety? I am 37 years old and have a plushy named Pink Bear. My family all knows about Pink Bear. If I am feeling overwhelmed, Pink Bear is with me. I got the idea of Pink Bear after learning about transitional objects in
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Fuck Leukemia
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Love you all very grateful for you ❤️🦃
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@fawfulfan Who wants to stay married to someone who doesn’t want to stay married to you? Sounds like a nightmare.
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@thechosenberg This is the most selfish thing I have heard of.
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@oldscarf1stweek Absolutely not it is these and not even a contest
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@notcapnamerica Yes…she does not need clout from Drake lmao
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@martyq01 Yeah absolutely. It seems there are a lot of deaths in the fishing/hunting, logging, and roofer industry.
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@PopCrave I have no clue who she is.
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@WomenBeingAwful C!! Shouldn’t be a debate
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@Chesschick01 Smart nerdy dudes tbh.
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