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@DarronDiesel

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Matured for 38 years in South African oke. Here for the shits & giggles. #loveislove πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined May 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 years
It’s Pierre Gasly! πŸ˜‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
This couple did an β€œEmpty Nesters” photoshoot to celebrate all their kids finally leaving home and I just πŸ˜‚
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Streetwise 3 with mash.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 years
YOU GUYS! MY HUSBAND HAD OUR WEDDING CAKE REMADE FOR VALENTINES DAY! 😭❀️
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
Ok who did this πŸ˜‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
No one: Absolutely no one: That one guy from Orania:
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Jean
2 months
Me trying to look natural after my GF asked me to hold her handbag
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
5 years married today and we’re dressed in our wedding shirts. πŸ₯°
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
Lynsey can’t even run a bath.
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Jackie Phamotse
5 years
She cried and said it’s unfair to run against Caster ..... Yet she can’t even beat the 5 women behind Caster πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ someone tell her to stop being delusional!!! Caster is NOT her competition!!!!!
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
The Faf Effect
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5 years
New in iOS 13.2: 🩲 Briefs
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
8 months
Mans literally *just* celebrated his birthday and now they’re edging to kill him off already.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
8 months
Too soon @CheckersSA , too soon.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
Hugo bel die Kolisi!!!
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
After 14 days in ICU they’ve finally moved my dad to the general ward πŸ˜­πŸ™
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
You don’t want the vaccine because β€œit hasn’t been tested enough on humans” and β€œyou don’t know what it’ll do to you in 15 years” but you’ll happily take horse medication? Giddy the fuck up outa here.
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5 years
srallod noillim net
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
Only in SA will you find a bunch of privileged white kids begging at the traffic lights for money so they can go on Matric holiday. πŸ™„πŸ˜€
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
I have been SENT! 🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
Show me a better view for lunch today.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
We were all this man at some point yesterday πŸ˜…
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Diana
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There’s it πŸ˜‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
GREAT NEWS: my dad got discharged from hospital this morning and is finally back home with my mom πŸ™β€οΈπŸ˜­
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
After 14 days in ICU they’ve finally moved my dad to the general ward πŸ˜­πŸ™
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
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@rid1kader
Ψ±ΨΆΩˆΨ§Ω† ο£Ώ
3 years
global pandemic on a scale we have never seen before.What does SA do?We put the minister of tourism in charge of health
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Too soon @CheckersSA , too soon.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
Some of you don’t proofread before tweeting and it snows.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
Reverse calls to mom to remind her to fetch me from school.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
My brother and his gf just adopted. I’m finally an uncle. Meet Leo. πŸ₯°
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
You had to be there.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
I ain’t got no SoundCloud to promote but I guess it wouldn’t hurt to give your boy a follow. 😏
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
On this night, 10 years ago, I drank up the courage to meet a man from the internet. And now look at us.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Haaai guys we’re at my house… and there’s two bitches in the pooooool
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Probably the best shark uterus board I’ve ever thrown together.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
You can’t take these boerseuns anywhere. πŸ˜‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
She fell in love with a chiropractor but he didn’t love her back.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
11 months
Scotland. Your Sixty60 order has arrived. πŸ‘Š
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
What a difference a year makes hey πŸ˜…
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
JABadabbadoo! πŸ’‰
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Call me a woolies avo cos I am RIPE n READY
@News24
News24 πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
3 years
LIVE | Vaccination registrations for those aged 35-49 to open on 15 July
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
Guys PLEASE, if you’re going to buy booze, go out and support and buy from the actual farms, breweries and distilleries.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
β€œHUGO, BEL DIE POLISIE!”
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5 years
Caption this.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
@mylanilove @MyBroJoe I don’t care what it is but it’s cute af tbh πŸ˜‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
Woah fok!
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Tell me you’re from Cape Town without telling me you’re from Cape Town. I’ll start: I’ve already googled the weather 4 times today and it’s only just after 10am.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
Today we celebrate 10 years of dating and 4 years of marriage. And yes we took β€œI do” shots.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
I’m going to need Americans to point out South Africa on a map first before they say anything.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
It’s the protein shake in the jacket pocket for me πŸ˜‚
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Natasha Nokuthula Phiri
4 years
Security is being beefed up outside the #Clicks store in Sandton ahead of the EFF’s planned picket. #sabcnews
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
The manager at Checkers when yet another cashier yells β€œVOID!”
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Ey.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
Lil Did You Know
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Phil de Lange
5 years
For Halloween I am a Chappies Rapper. I only spit facts
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί my dad just FaceTimed me from the ICU can’t deal rn 😭😭
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
@DeplorableChoir REAL women know what they’re voting for... You clearly don’t.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
Harry Potter and there’s a stationery truck N1 outbound at Sable road. Expect delays.
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Good Hope FM
6 years
If a Harry Potter movie was set in Cape Town, what would it be called? #CTHarryPotter
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
You had to be there.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
If you drink JC Le Roux don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
When you ask your friend for a smoke. 🚬
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 years
Then & Now πŸ˜„πŸ₯°
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
ordered wrapping paper on Checkers Sixty60 and didn’t want the guy to drive for one item so I filled a cart but apparently the wrapping paper is out of stock so now I just got delivered a bunch of stuff I don’t really need instead of the one thing actually I wanted ffs πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
I don’t care if you’re happy/sad, drink/smoke, puff/suip... just wear your masks, keep your distance and wash πŸ‘ your πŸ‘ damn πŸ‘ hands πŸ‘
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
@Eusebius JP must be short for Jou Poes
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
5 years ago we boarded a cruise ship in the Caribbean as boyfriend and boyfriend. Little did we know we’d walk off as fiancΓ©es. Today, 5 years ago I said yes. β€οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
10 months
They could’ve waited for Cheslin πŸ˜‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
How many Afrikaans workers does Santa have? Elf.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Here I thought someone burnt their braaibroodjie
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Art
3 years
Barcelona at night
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
I don’t know who needs to see this but
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
No one: Afrikaans people: β€œMΓ΄re, mΓ΄re”
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
This is my boy Rex. He turns 10 today. Likes include eating, playing fetch with his rope, napping, eating, chasing hadedas and eating. He strongly dislikes when his brother steals the rope. Still doesn’t know how ears work. 12/10 goodest boy in all the land. ❀️
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Look hoo-hoos chilling in our palm tree
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
Hey @Our_DA why don’t you STOP telling us what everyone else doing wrong and rather START telling us how you’re going to better your own party. THAT’S how you get votes. Not by finger pointing.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
@WaterstonesPicc You’re stocking them so we admire you right back.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
White Americans will do anything to get on Ellen.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic no description.
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@kambabe
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4 months
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic no description.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
Nigel Pierce Instagram videos
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
Somebody really went and made a β€œis fokkol is festive” track and I just πŸ˜‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Koesister Sunday FTW πŸ™Œ
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 years
For Lent, I’m giving up.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
Been at it for 2 years today πŸ’ͺ #TransformationTuesday
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Masala steak gatsby for lunch.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
I’m done πŸ˜‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
Red Hot Chili Puppers but the drummer is a Flea.
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Rory Petzer
4 years
Name this boy band.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
She fell in love with a gym instructor but they didn’t work out.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Archie really fell with his bum in the butter when he came here hey.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Koesisters on a Tuesday? Don’t mind if I do 😏
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
Happy anniversary to us! 🍾πŸ₯‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
How it started. How it went.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
Chuck. King of fetch. Eater of treats. Barker of barks. The one true Floof of the North.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Not this naai talking sense for once
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
3 years
Omicron is not a 'South African variant', it's a variant that was spotted & reported by brilliant South African scientists so fast the world has a chance to get on top of it. Could have originated anywhere.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
CemAir CEO’s response to this β€˜Speak to the manager’ Lady sent me πŸ˜‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
Easiest would be to delete your account.
@helenzille
Helen Zille
5 years
Can anyone tell me how I get to block or delete the 600,000-plus fake bot accounts following me? And is it possible to find out who created them?
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
@Nomfund0 @RufaroFanadzo Relatable content actually πŸ˜„
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
The most impressive shark uterus board I’ve ever had.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
This place though 😍
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
7 years
When someone is standing in my way.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
Let’s do this again. Your weekend in pictures.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
White people when they eat a gatsby
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
8 months
Happy four time Rugby World Cup Champions Day to those who celebrate.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
If I fits, I sits. πŸ˜‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Been stewing on this all day. My first oxtail pot.
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Me & @MovesLikeDragan in 40 years
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Ministers of Throats
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Cabinet meeting things πŸ₯‚
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
Please tell me someone else remembers these!
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Mr D πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 years
A selfie on your stout? That’s a Stoutie
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