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Zamalisa

@Zamalisa

5 years

I’m going to go lie down because the best social media post this year has come from... Facebook.

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@Zamalisa

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The Olympics is the warm up to the Paralympics because WHAT???

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@DuttShekhar

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Oh wowww… hear the crowd erupt 🤯

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@Zamalisa

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Have you met South Africans?

Miss Capable✨👑

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2 months

Can you be poor and still be classist?

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@Zamalisa

4 years

Tell that to your peacekeepers who get immunity for raping the girls and women in the vulnerable countries they’re sent to

UN Women

@UN_Women

4 years

Women are not objects. Women are not objects. Women are not objects. Women are not objects. Women are not objects.

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@Zamalisa

2 years

That’s the head of the Lastrassi crime family please

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@Zamalisa

7 years

Tears. Actual tears. 😂😂😂😂

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@Zamalisa

4 years

My favorite kind of 2020 storyline

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@Zamalisa

4 years

Remember when we were happy?

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@Zamalisa

4 years

So you agree that rich people hoard wealth and resources while poor people keep the economy going.

Grant Cardone

@GrantCardone

4 years

Rich people invest money and poor people spend it.

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@Zamalisa

5 years

Nelly and Tim McGraw Yee’d so this bop could Haw🔥🔥🔥

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@Zamalisa

5 years

How does this get better every year???

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@Zamalisa

5 years

That’s what they get for costing the same as a wedding.

Fanoza

@Fanoza2

5 years

Nandos seeing this KFC trend:

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@Zamalisa

4 years

I can write a thesis on this and how it’s leads to procrastination which is just severe performance anxiety 😭

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@NoEmmeG

4 years

SO TODAY IN THERAPY I LEARNED PERFECTIONISM IS A RESPONSE TO TRAUMA. lets sit with that.

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@Zamalisa

5 years

@_swallowmewhole @viewshmitals Jakob could get it before Otis EVERY DAMN DAY

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@Zamalisa

8 months

If the police started asking flour rangers in Cape Town for their papers, I think it would shake the entire city up.

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@Kim_Khandashisa

8 months

Imagine my shock when I found out most CPT white folk aren’t even South African but white people from all over the world who came on a visitors visa and decided to overstay. And it just clicked, this is why CPT has a racism problem, they’re seasoned racists from other countries.

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@Zamalisa

1 year

I’m sorry????? Excuse me!!!!!

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@Zamalisa

3 years

Thyini. When did you realize you had to leave the DA?

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@Zamalisa

5 years

@ZedU_KOh “Are you willing to abort the Dark Lord?”

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@Zamalisa

3 years

Mariah Carey said “You’re a mom and pop. I’m a corporation. I’m a press conference. You’re a conversation.” How did Eminem not perish on the spot?

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@Zamalisa

2 years

Sta-soft life 🥰

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@Lush_Beauty1

2 years

Kupholiwe sana

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@Zamalisa

5 years

I too read this in her voice. It on made that drag, that much more enjoyable.

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@Zamalisa

4 years

Highest paid actors in South Africa are the politicians.

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@Zamalisa

6 years

Some of y’all have never had to bleed from your vagina and deal with the pain, complications and costs while still maintaining daily obligations and it really shows.

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@Zamalisa

5 years

“16 Days of Activism Against Gender Based Violence”

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@Tokyisma07

5 years

Bomboclaat

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@Zamalisa

4 years

@lxchicagoxl @challxxn @katfourseven The only race mentioned was Black. You seem defensive. Does the show fit too snugly?

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@Zamalisa

5 years

Yes. I agree that they’re intimidated not that I’m intimidating. Important distinction.

boy w/ the glowy skin ✨ PHAT MA!

@Werdondastreets

5 years

Has someone ever called you INTIMIDATING? Do you agree?

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@Zamalisa

4 years

Was Kate’s controversial because it’s ugly?

Page Six

@PageSix

4 years

The secrets behind the most controversial royal outfits of all time

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@Zamalisa

4 years

I want to fight Normani’s team in a back alley

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@Zamalisa

4 months

@beaucoupbougee @Elithehuman_ Nope you’re wrong. That’s her seat.

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@Zamalisa

2 years

Damn if women didn’t exist, how would men know how to be funny?

Jay On-air

@jay_onair

2 years

How did you grow up and which mother are you?? 🌚🌚🌚

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@Zamalisa

9 months

@crablegluver @SoualiganAmazon She should be at the club!

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@Zamalisa

3 months

Lady in the voting line fainted and was escorted to the front. Energetic and chipper after she’s done voting. Chatting up a storm to all the people who shouted for a doctor on her behalf. Even gonna walk home. Genius. No notes.

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@Zamalisa

6 months

@mxmsworld Men who objectify women always believe theirs a jackpot out there and will waste a woman’s time while he “finds her”

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@Zamalisa

5 years

@Jaradope @drdre_olson I laughed out loud at this. Like imagine saying this as the gender that is literally allergic to being accountable? WE FOUND SOME MORE AUDACITY OVER HERE 🗣🗣🗣

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@Zamalisa

3 years

Think this warrants a conversation about Western institutions that don’t recognize African credentials.

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@Zamalisa

4 years

@zinfulzag @Baiju_03_P @LaPetiteBre @Ayctb @MeatAnalog @JinnAndT0nic @StephanieYeboah This happens because if African resources were paid for with their actual value and not stolen, the world economic system would collapse. French presidents have said it multiple times, considering France would be ruined economically without Francophone African countries

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@Zamalisa

3 years

A girl lost her Rhodes Scholarship over lying about a history of poverty and abuse. She absolutely deserved it but I think the main failures here are the Rhodes Scholarship committee, who demand poverty porn applications to the point where a yt girl could craft one they’d like.

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@Zamalisa

3 months

@sebrrari God bless her she was working for that ring. LH is for the streets though and I don’t mean races.

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@Zamalisa

5 years

Dear @shondarhimes , I know you’re busy breakers barriers for breakfast but, when you find the time, we would LOVE a B613 spin-off series. We need more @JOEtheMORTON monologues to build the story of how a man like that became the most dangerous operative in America. Thanks 🙏🏾

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@Zamalisa

3 years

Fat Black girls on yachts? Say less 🔥

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@Zamalisa

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@lelowhatsgood Randburg is a state of mind

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@Zamalisa

4 years

I miss Natasha Beddingfield. That woman had us singing “I wanna have your babies!” At full volume with no irony. Her Summer Sunshine aesthetic is needed ✨

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@Zamalisa

6 years

Right fucking here you swine! Because Babes life was put in danger so Masechaba could look like some kind of hero. Tsek!

NO TO WOMEN AND CHILDREN ABUSE

@moss_beret

6 years

Where are those who called out Masechaba Ndlovu when she defended Babes Wodumo against Mampintsha

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@Zamalisa

7 years

@selfcritics Blue wouldn’t say it your face but you’d feel it in her presence

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@Zamalisa

5 years

@Timmy_turner9 You absolute bread basket!

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@Zamalisa

3 years

I feel it’s important to remember WHICH humans. Rhinos were chilling before colonization.

Vertigo_Warrior

@VertigoWarrior

3 years

The end of an era.. The northern white rhino which survived 55 million years and saw ice ages, earthquakes, meteor strikes and was testament to innumerable historical changes on the planet could not survive humans. The great beast is now functionally extinct.

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4 years

The Dutch arriving in the Cape

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2 years

@aimeethmpsn Bless you lip readers

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@Zamalisa

5 years

@vsop_z @blaqueword The Friends creator low key admitted at a stage. That Living Single was the model they looked at when conceptualizing the show

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@Zamalisa

6 years

Girls with degrees! #IssaGraduate

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@Zamalisa

6 years

Nice work ladies.

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@Zamalisa

3 years

Very trippy watching girls who came from money telling women how to interact with men when it comes to money. Especially when such girls get wifed by men who mostly date women who come from money so they can spend their money *loses signal*

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@Zamalisa

6 years

@smahmalinga @makylalynnay I don’t see what that has to do with being open and understanding about your child’s issues. You don’t have to be rich to be a good mother. As difficult as that may be.

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@Zamalisa

8 months

@GrandBoss_ Your wife deserves a better husband. I wish her luck on that.

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@Zamalisa

6 years

@d_weezy @Neo_url You honestly could have stopped at number 1 and it would have sufficed. The money blogs are such poor-shaming scammers

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@Zamalisa

7 years

Everyone says Family Guy is psychic but it’s Seth McFarlane being a white man in Hollywood, exposed to secrets he uses as punchlines.

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@Zamalisa

8 months

Today marks 15 years since my mom’s passing. She’s officially been gone for half my life span. From this day forward, I will have lived longer without her than with her. Wild.

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@Zamalisa

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@Lynette_SA Lynette have YOU tried reading the room?

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@Zamalisa

8 years

I just got my ass psychologically handed to me by a colour palette. I'm. It gonna go through this alone so here

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@Zamalisa

5 years

@jaboukie Is it hard being funnier than the people you work for?

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@Zamalisa

7 years

When your former Minister of Finance becomes Minister of Finance.

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3 months

@Slangdini No Country for Old Men but the Women are Doing Just Fine

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5 years

@paulsklein94 @BonMotVivant That’s the entire point

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2 years

@HeavyDeeThaDon @jamescervantes @sweezy____ Baby you remember it but the world doesn’t and unfortunately that’s what matters. She won this one with one hit.

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@Zamalisa

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There’s a serial killer running rampant in Pretoria but it’s not an alert-worthy story because it’s homeless people that are being targeted. I desperately need this world to end.

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Fifth homeless man found dead in Pretoria

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@Zamalisa

5 years

How the hell did y’all know about Solange’s marriage???

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@Zamalisa

5 years

When will SAA be exposed for being three kids in a trench coat posing as an airline?

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@Zamalisa

4 years

You play your opponent, not the game

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4 years

The perfect example of how to work smarter not harder 😅

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6 years

Steven Spielberg is a giant and a legend but I’m glad this is what will shape his legacy. He is showing his entire ass. He doesn’t get to decide where moving making goes as a medium because he’s dominated a dying method.

Vulture

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Steven Spielberg is planning to “propose rule changes” that would specifically prevent Netflix, and other streaming outlets such as Amazon and Hulu, from qualifying for Oscars contention

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@Zamalisa

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@cheeseus_crust_ @NewtonKameron I know in my heart @iamjohnoliver and @hbo can make this happen. For the culture. For the CHILDREN!

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@sbearbergman She is everything. People are annoying. I will endure demure for 100 years if it means the dolls are fed and taken care off by purely by the strength of their creative genius.

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@oldurtycurty @HendoSlice Well he’s a white guy in the entertainment. Him being successful and him being a good comic can be mutually exclusive. That’s literally Seinfeld himself.

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@Zamalisa

3 years

My dad got over it and you will too

Midas no maxwell 🇨🇮 🇸🇱

@maxwell_midas

3 years

Imagine you been grinding for 20 years to 7+ figures just for your children to major in Art and not care bout anything finance

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@Zamalisa

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@cjwerleman If the ICC were truly an objective body, the US and Britain would be in and out of trials for the next century.

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@Zamalisa

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@mykapuchy Sir, I hope this is the right account. If so, I’d like to virtually take every hat I own off to you for this masterpiece. That’s all.

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@Zamalisa

5 years

Black actresses are the custodians and defenders of their characters. I’ll never forget Taraji telling us she had to pay for her own lodging when filming BENJAMIN BUTTON.

If Beale Street Could Twerk

@camerouninema

5 years

Oh if yall didn't know for her audition of Prudence, Tati Gabrielle actually made the decision to come in with the fingerwaves in her hair and she created the voice her character uses. She actually did her own hair on set all of pt1. Also her idea to shave it for pt2

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Men want women on the Forbes list to cook for them? Is it crack?

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@Zamalisa

6 years

May girls and women be considered more than just collateral damage in the quest for men to get their s*** together.

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May your daughters be treated the way you treat girls.

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@Zamalisa

4 years

Death Note but it’s a Black Girl in America in 2020

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4 years

Hello world, I made a song called ‘Death Note’ where i literally rap about anime and cartoons.. if you want me to upload it. Uhhh like this post? Or don’t.. idk, this is the cover art

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@Zamalisa

7 years

Jay Z: Only rapper to rewrite history without a pen... Blue Ivy: Hold my sippy cup #ivyleague

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@Zamalisa

7 years

South Africa has a great personality.

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@Zamalisa

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Lil Kim battle rapped with the Sorting Durag and won so she can change houses when she feels like it #BlackHogwarts

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@Zamalisa

4 years

@sibajparker @tinycamcorder Oh I don’t support her at all but RZA and Russell can also be cancelled as well. We won’t tolerate her bs but we won’t let that justify blatant violence and abuse against a dark skin Black Womxn. That’s the precedent being set if we don’t hold these two trashbags accountable.

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@Zamalisa

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@donald_cijay @iiven_m @Tumi_Axe @TTTheBraniac Y’all sound hurt

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@Zamalisa

3 years

I have economic privilege so you can take what I say with a grain of salt but I need people to understand that “soft life” is not owning LV or Balenciaga. Influencer culture hijacked it because it offers the most visually appealing example but soft is rooted in self-care and ease

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@Zamalisa

5 years

White South Africans getting their passports stamped just to they can find out they’re mediocre on two continents is my favorite thing. Will always remember the lady who has to sell cakes at Australian hospitals because she couldn’t crack an actual job. Poetry.

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@Zamalisa

9 years

"Don't know why they got a black director for Black Panther. They didn't get a horse to direct Seabiscuit" Anthony Mackie actually said this

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@SooRayRay @burakkuhani @beaucoupbougee @Elithehuman_ And yet here you are crying, screaming and throwing up in my mentions

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@Zamalisa

4 years

Bitches be 26 today. It’s me. I’m bitches 😁✨

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@Zamalisa

4 years

@fendifaguette I can’t stand the people in this thread saying that they were annoyed with her lack of confidence as if it wasn’t because of years of colorism she probably faced.

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@Zamalisa

9 years

Black people: *Get called Monkeys* Black people: Top Matric Achievers. Black people: Break records. Black people: Ain't even gettin started.

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@Zamalisa

3 years

Leave Africa out of the climate conversation once and for all.

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Most people don't realize this, but the majority of high-income nations have already significantly exceeded their fair share of the carbon budget for 2 degrees. Their "zero by 2050" targets are therefore wildly inadequate. Here are the biggest overshooters:

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Sista Bethina O’right In the meantime Oh shit It’s happening tonight in the place to be Hibiri (x6) Heh bare sidl’ ubusha bethu (x4) Hoh sphethe labantwana in the meantime Hibiri Heh bare sidl’ ubusha bethu (x4) Hoh sphethe nabantwana in the meantime....

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@Zamalisa

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@WrittenByHanna That next album gonna be nuclear I’ll tell you that!

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4 years

Is this how niggas felt in 94? 😭

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@Zamalisa

5 years

I wish y’all would unlearn pitting Black women against each other. What do Beyoncé and Solange have to do with your lack of being able to compliment Debbie and Phylicia without making it a competition?

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@Zamalisa

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@FansGeof @ava Imagine trying to educate a Black woman about historically racist white people

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@Zamalisa