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@kambabe

3 years

This is how you chill when you live in your mama's house rent free with zero responsibilities

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@kambabe

3 months

The kinda tea we all want 🤣

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@kambabe

3 years

Brilliant life hack, grandma shows you how to fold a fitted sheet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@kambabe

3 years

I just got a lovely mother's day message from my husband's ex wife, thanking me for my role in parenting their 3 kids. 😭

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@kambabe

3 years

A certain South African party....

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@kambabe

5 years

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@kambabe

4 years

I had a joke about the UIF payments from government but No one will get it.

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@kambabe

5 years

Taken from Facebook. What a great response.

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@kambabe

5 years

So I stepped out of my comfort zone and at the ripe old age of 47 did a boudoir photo shoot. This grandma still has some miles on her.

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@kambabe

3 years

🤣

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@kambabe

3 years

who else does this?

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@kambabe

11 months

I'm sorry, I just can't today 💔😭😭😭😭😭😭R.I.P Guinness. You were the goodest boy ever 😭😭😭😭gutted beyond words.

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@kambabe

3 years

Pretty much

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@kambabe

11 months

At a pub in Malta 🇿🇦

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@kambabe

7 months

At my ripe old age of 51, I just bought a bikini to wear on the beach in Spain. Never, in a gazillion years would I have thought this would be me, with my old body ravaged with stretch marks from 3 pregnancies, but the saying is true. At a certain age, you just don't give a F$%&

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@kambabe

2 years

We got the keys to our home today. Signed a year lease. #maltahome a small thread. This is our front door

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@kambabe

3 years

Anyone else in South Africa have PTSD from water restrictions? Like when you're watching a movie and they leave the shower or kitchen tap running and walk away. I get irrationally annoyed at the water wastage and shout at the screen to turn the tap off.

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@kambabe

2 years

My husband painted a tiny Starry night, Van Gogh for me. (My thumb for scale) to replace the one we had to leave behind. I love it. ❤

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@kambabe

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@kambabe

3 years

Who remembers red nose day? And the gonk (giant plastic red nose) that people had on their cars.

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@kambabe

2 years

I'm grateful for my husband, going through this together means that some days we laugh hysterically at the absurdity of just how fucked we are financially and other days we hold each other through the tears.

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@kambabe

4 years

Yesterday I sold a house within 2 hours of listing. I think my MOJO is slowly returning. Gonna kick this panaroma fatigue in the nuts.

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@kambabe

2 years

Husband has impeccable taste, he bought me this bling dress for xmas, I love it

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@kambabe

3 years

I am a free, I am not man, a number 🤔🤣

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@kambabe

2 years

2 weeks to go and I start a new decade. I have decided that it's gonna start with fuck it, why not. I just applied for a job in the Mediterranean. My 50's are gonna be filled with taking chances and no regrets.

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@kambabe

2 years

B is the only logical way

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@kambabe

3 years

A whole 3 days old #grandson

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@kambabe

4 years

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@kambabe

2 years

So what are the chances of both a husband and wife being retrenched from their (two totally different industry) jobs 2 weeks apart.

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@kambabe

4 years

Um 🤔

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@kambabe

3 years

Just blocked someone who tried to engage with me, he wasn't rude or anything but he had the old South African flag as his profile pic. Sorry dude I want nothing to do with that.

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@kambabe

3 years

People who don't drink coffee, genuine question. How do you wake up in the morning? Like how????

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@kambabe

3 years

This is a complete and shameless attention post but you have no idea how good it feels to actually have a professional hairdresser blow dry your hair.

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@kambabe

2 years

I got my first "If you are from South Africa, why are you white" today. Also got told my English is very good 🤪I said I hope so because it's my first language. 😄 #expatlife

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@kambabe

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@kambabe

3 years

On my to Texas from South Africa, wish me luck

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@kambabe

3 years

The timeline cleanse I needed today. I wanna be as happy as these doggos splashing in the pool.

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@cctv_idiots

3 years

Swimming lessons 🐶😂

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@kambabe

4 years

Because you all love kittens so much, I just had to share this pic of this gorgeous kitten. Isn't it adorable. 😜

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@kambabe

2 years

Thank you my Twitter fam!!!!! I won😁😁😄😄😄

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@kambabe

3 years

I blame MTV for this one 😅

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@kambabe

4 years

We have somehow managed to keep each other alive for 6yrs of marrigae. Standing together in that aisle waiting to say our vows and Scott turns to me and whispers "You have awesome cleavage" ❤️ Happy Anniversary @Squidsquirt

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@kambabe

3 years

I told Scott I don't like showing my teeth in pics because I can see how skew my mouth is. I have a huge overbite from sucking my thumb. I showed him this pic as proof and he said "No that pic is called being happy" So anyway here's a rare sighting my skew teeth

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@kambabe

2 years

A whole 19yr old me, with my daughters aged 3 and 1

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@kambabe

1 year

I took this photo at 6:15am. this morning, while waiting at the bus stop.

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@kambabe

5 years

@Jpnana7 @OfficialJoelF No I'm fine really

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@kambabe

4 years

My granddaughter Aliyah is 9 Today. I will one day get to hug her again.

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@kambabe

6 years

I think I'm about done with side A of this record of life. Can someone flip me over please, I wanna see what side B has in store.

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@kambabe

4 years

To all my friends on here. Please don't feel the need to apologize for the Karen memes or sensor yourself for my benefit. I'm not egotistical enough to think that they are about me personally nor am I a delicate flower. Post them, I'll laugh with you. 😂🌻🌹

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@kambabe

3 years

People who are or have been married, let's do a thread of your favourite wedding photo. I just love looking at beautiful dresses and happy faces. Mine...

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@kambabe

3 years

Tried to flirt with husband and failed miserably, we both ended up laughing. I said "Look I was trying to be sexy Ok" He says "You don't have to try to be, you just are" 🥺🥺🥰❤ Guess who's getting anything he wants for xmas😁

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@kambabe

4 years

My husband baked me a starry night cake!! 🥰😍💜❤️😍

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@kambabe

3 years

This!

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@kambabe

3 years

So far 49 isn't so bad.

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@kambabe

3 years

My eldest grandchild is 10 today. Despite not being able to have a party she was in high spirits when I dropped off her gift. Kids are so resilient.

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@kambabe

3 years

Took me a minute 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@kambabe

3 years

Every damn time...

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@kambabe

4 years

My daughter and her youngest who started Grade R this year. She sent me a video of her reading. It's so cute.

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@kambabe

4 years

Every morning I open my eyes and think, I really should start exercising but I'm lazy so I put it off for tomorrow. It's been 11yrs now. At least my procrastination game is strong.

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@kambabe

2 years

"I'm leaving on a jet plane, Don't know when I'll be back again"

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@kambabe

4 years

😁

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@kambabe

3 years

Been in the queue since 10:20 am and I'm finally done!!! Have to now still wait 15min before I can leave but I'm vaxxed babeee

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@kambabe

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@kambabe

5 years

Allow me a little mom brag. This is my daughter. She teaches matric maths, ad maths and science. Has 3 degrees. Currently doing her PHD in maths and Science and is co-authoring the new maths text book while being a mother of 2

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@kambabe

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@kambabe

3 years

We have arrived at our guest house for the weekend. Our room has its own lounge, bathroom, balcony and we have a sea view and a mountain view from our bed 😊

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@kambabe

3 years

My new business venture 🤣

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@kambabe

4 years

Yip!! From a tweetup to dm messages and now we here. 11yrs together this year.

Dr. Taylor Byas, Ph.D.

@TaylorByas3

4 years

I will scream this all year: SLIDE INTO YOUR TWITTER CRUSH’S DMS. Life is too short. It can lead to really magical things. Or it may not work out. Either way, you miss all the shots you don’t take!

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@kambabe

2 years

Today's mood

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@kambabe

3 years

@minni_eenhle it's this one for me. If you blindfold me I would not be able to tell the difference between this and the Jager

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@kambabe

3 years

Had such a good laugh 🤣🤣🤣

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@kambabe

3 years

When you didn't understand the assignment

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@kambabe

8 months

You see the one on the far left holding the award. That's mine 😁I'm so proud of his journey. From retrenchment in SA to attending (and his company winning) a prestigious award at the Savoy in London.