Danté Banks @Dante_Banks Twitter profile

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

4 years

Still one of my favourite tweets.

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4 years

@MittenDAmour Full Christmas dinner (I know, but I really love it) enough booze for a rugby team, seasonal music blaring, Love Actually and Muppets Christmas Carol on TV while I try to single-handedly save the chocolate industry. Bliss. ❤️

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Danté Banks

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5 years

When digging through all the shit surrounding Brexit, this is what you find at the heart of the matter...

Fencoul at mastodon dot scot

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6 years

Everyone was broadly ok with our relationship with the EU. Until it said it was going to crack down on rich people's tax-fiddles.

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Danté Banks

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3 years

As a Remainer I'd like to apologise for Project Fear. We got it wrong. The reality of Brexit is far worse than even we imagined.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

3 years

Dear @Channel4 . Please repeat The Tube. Every episode....from the beginning. Merci.

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@Dante_Banks

5 years

Lorraine gives no fucks. None. Not one.

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Danté Banks

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6 years

@lloydo872 Mate, I've been on here for nine years, some 160k tweets and I never do anything for likes. Just thought it would be nice to share something that isn't completely shit. Sorry if you feel otherwise.

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Danté Banks

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4 years

@Coldwar_Steve Spotted in Edinburgh circa 2014. We weren't far off, were we?

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Danté Banks

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4 years

Anti-vaxxers Thank you @Rachel__Harper 😁

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Danté Banks

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6 years

@dorey1414 Forty-ish years ago it could have been me. Works out just right for both of us.

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Danté Banks

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5 years

He might be a Tory, but I'll be sad to see #Bercow stand down as speaker. He's making a speech right now. To me, it appears to contain several phrases of the 'fuck you, Johnson' variety.😁

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

2 years

Don't hold back, @mrjamesob . Say what you mean...

LBC

@LBC

2 years

This is James O'Brien's utterly savage and epic takedown of 'monstrous bullying coward' Boris Johnson on his last day as PM. LBC listeners are branding it James' most exceptional monologue yet! @mrjamesob

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1 year

You fucking hateful cunts.

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5 years

@_ImFinAwesome Not the worst, but this stuck with me. Lovely summer evening, so we decide to drive into the countryside in a convertible car. She's straddling me in the passenger seat and just as I came a donkey 'heehawed' in my ear.

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6 years

@katiemgould This is lovely. Give Bowie a scritch from me and Mia.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

5 years

@bbcpress Embarrassing. You've got this wrong not once, but twice.

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Danté Banks

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3 years

Strange charity shop finds: A framed photo of Charlie Dimmock.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

5 years

People really need to chill the fuck out. Bloke just knocked at my door, I open it and he's standing there with hands on hips. Me: 'Yes?' Him: 'Move your car.' Me: 'Eh?' Him: 'Are you deaf, move your car.' Me: 'No. I'm not deaf. And I don't own a car.'

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3 years

@AngelaRayner There's this too. Makes you wonder where the tail finishes and the dog begins...

BBC director Sir Robbie Gibb didn't declare links to Tory lobbyists

Sir Robbie Gibb, who attempted to block the appointment of a top editor, did not respond to Insider's queries about his Conservative lobbyist role.

www.businessinsider.com

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Danté Banks

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4 years

@BrexileInBerlin @sueellen305 @RogerHelmerMEP It takes a special kind of intellect to be wrong about absolutely everything they tweet, but @RogerHelmerMEP has managed it.

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3 years

Had a spare ten minutes, so I put together a playlist of the final show. @shaunwkeaveny #ShaunLeaveny #Onions

Shaun Keaveny BBC 6 Music Final Show (episode 644)

Playlist · Danté Banks · 31 songs · 443 likes

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

2 years

This is a disgrace! She wasn't listed in your earlier post. How dare you parachute in a Tory stooge and sister of the former PM at the last minute! #bbcqt

BBC Question Time

@bbcquestiontime

2 years

Tonight Journalist @RachelSJohnson will be on the panel #bbcqt

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7 years

On an intellectual level, @Jeremy_Hunt going after Stephen Hawking is like a chimp throwing its own shit at the Hadron Collider.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

2 years

"Will you walk into my parlour?" said the spider to the fly.

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5 years

Him, with the realisation he's in the wrong: 'Oh, I see. Do you know who's car it is?' Me: 'No. Now fuck off.'

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

1 year

Show me a picture, taken by you, that you love.

Steve.W 💙

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1 year

Show me a picture that you took that you love

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6 years

New lad update: I won't be posting many tweets about him, but for those who are interested he was waiting at the site when my lads arrived at 7;45.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

9 years

Dear @twitter Why do you want to be like Facebook? You do realise most of us are here because we hate FB, yes? #RIPTwitter

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

6 years

@realDonaldTrump Bob Woodward has been a respected journalist for over forty years and never been accused of lying. While you are a tuppenny-ha'penny conman who lies every time you open your mouth. I know who I choose to believe.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

6 years

Got chatting to a lad earlier today who was moved onto universal credit after losing his job through no fault of his own. That was on Nov 18th. He's not had a penny in benefits since then. Bet the DWP won't make a video about how it's worked for him.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

5 years

You know what? After seeing this, I really don't care that we lost.

Amol Rajan

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5 years

Henderson’s dad had throat cancer and asked him not to see him while he was going through treatment. I’ve hugged a parent in the same way for similar reasons and this video is definitely the highlight of the season

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@mrjamesob I sold an IKEA Billy bookcase on Gumtree, but it turned out it was really a tactical nuclear warhead to North Korea. Big Oops. 🤷

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

9 months

What did Boris struggle with during covid? Fidelity, graphs and the truth. #HIGNFY

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

4 years

It's official. I've got the Ro-Ro. Let this be a lesson to you all. I've been super careful, only go out for essential reasons, never leave the house without a mask, sanitise entering and leaving shops, wipe down all me shopping and I've still caught it. 😕

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10 years

This is fucking brilliant. Spotted in Edinburgh: http://t.co/vUOyyBHxTU

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4 years

@richardosman Mr Brightside by The Killers. Yes, really.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

5 years

@harriet_rose13 @Actor1 Meet Barry, Maurice and Robin Gibb-Pig. We also have Lord Sebastian Flyte, but I can't find him on my phone. 😏

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Danté Banks

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2 years

@sleafordmods Ket It Be.

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Danté Banks

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6 years

@mrjamesob You could say "fuck Brexit" to a Mail reporter and they would spin it as "James O'Brien want to have sex with Brexit". 😏

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

3 years

Yes @shaunwkeaveny , we're out here. And where you go, we go. ❤

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@Dante_Banks

3 years

Few positives to take from #Election2021 , but @georgegalloway receiving no votes, none, not a single one, might make up for some negatives. What a "useless plank of wood". 😂

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

1 year

@thenitinsawhney @ShalnevaE Ah, madam. I believe this is yours...

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

6 years

Well, well. Look who we have here... #bbcqt

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

5 years

Barely 7:30am and I'm already seeing people moaning about #TShirtDay . Here's an idea, why don't you fuck off. It's a bit of fun, that's all. Don't we deserve a little light-hearted fun?

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Danté Banks

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2 years

Hero of the day. Mick Lynch of the @RMTunion . His self control when confronted by endless lies and bullshit from Tory MPs and their media lackeys is almost superhuman.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

3 years

@clare_eliza @neety41 @f_shallisknight @Mariana_nbt Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

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@Dante_Banks

2 years

If things had turned out differently, today would have been my 35th wedding anniversary. Still miss her every day. x

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2 years

@tichgibson_pat @Otto_English He was being sarcastic. Sometimes difficult to spot on here, but if you knew the person, you'd see it for what it was.

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5 years

Always loved, never forgotten.

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Danté Banks

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6 years

Read a piece about Michael McIntyre being mugged. At the beginning of the article they say he's worth 38m and at the end 25m. So. either the muggers got away with 13m or whoever wrote the piece just made some numbers up, then forgot the number they'd made up. 🤔

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8 years

@OwenJones84 @YouTube We did this in a day @realDonaldTrump . Imagine what we can do with a few months notice.

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4 years

@AlanKelloggs @AsimC86 @Helzbels Sorry mate, but that don't impress me much. 😏

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6 years

Amazing! 😮

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Danté Banks

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4 years

Don't know why people are getting het-up about John Lydon being a twat. He was always a twat.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

4 years

This is genius.

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3 years

Lord knows how I missed seeing this. 😂 @shaunwkeaveny @matteveritt #ShaunLeaveny

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

5 years

Forty-seven years ago today my mother died. Such a long time and yet, as every year, I have the same thought - if she was still alive, I hope she'd be proud of me. Miss you, mum. xx

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7 years

@MPritchardUK You're an MP? We are totally screwed.

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3 years

@adlynch @dannywallace They're going to run out of beer and drink the Thames dry? 😳

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7 years

@petercorser @aidanjmcg @Oi_Staf @ANDERSONUKIP @maddingkraut @Claire_Phipps He's gone to google 'government brexit reports'. 😏

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4 years

Gemma Collins and Darren Day doing a duet of Baby, It's Cold Outside. Hopefully, cold enough to freeze these two insufferable bastards.

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Danté Banks

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2 years

@BBCNews How much did it cost taxpayers to fly Johnson back from a private break in Cornwall? Give it a rest with the client media, you used to be better than this.

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6 years

@AlisonMoyet I had a terrible referdnfumyou, but a strong antibiotic cleared it up in no time. 😏

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9 years

@Ed_Miliband If your pigheadedness on this point gives us another five years on the Tories you'll be the most hated man in the UK.

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7 years

@MarinaHyde I'd happily pay a few quid extra on my council tax for a Hopkins Exclusion Zone.

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6 years

@zerojaay @redskyatnight She calls herself his PA, but it's actually his gran.

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3 years

What have we become?

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Danté Banks

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3 years

This is your two hour warning. Get dinner sorted, put the kids to bed, then settle down for @shaunwkeaveny on @BBCRadio2 . #Onions

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4 years

@darrengrimes_ Did you have to pay someone to be with you today? 😏

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5 years

If you believe Johnson's claims of more money for police, NHS or schools, you're a fucking nose-led idiot.

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4 years

An FB memory thing from 4 years ago. Juvenile, yes. Funny, I thought so.

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2 years

Today, is the fiftieth anniversary of my mother's death. It's been such a long time, but I still think about her every day. Her strength, her compassion, but especially, when I see something I know would have made her laugh, her fabulous laugh. Love you, mum. xx

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8 years

@KenLoachSixteen If Toby Young thinks it's rubbish, then everyone should see it... ...twice.

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Danté Banks

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1 year

@lilyallen Eventually, karma always wins. I'll raise a cup of tea in celebration.

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3 years

@CCfunkandsoul @shaunwkeaveny I was, and am still struggling to accept Shaun's leaving. But, out of all the people who could have taken over, I'm glad it's you. Congratulations, Craig. Looking forward to the good times ahead. ♥️

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@PhelpsieSarah GOD, YES! I would run, at full throttle, to buy one if it came with her voice. 'Kathy, remind me to buy cat food' Kathy: 'Yes, babe'.

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@Dante_Banks

3 years

@pritipatel If football came home, you'd try to deport it.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

5 years

Get to fuck. Of all the people who could and should be blamed you pick on men and women who put their own lives on the line to save others.

Channel 4 Dispatches

@C4Dispatches

5 years

Next week - #Dispatches investigates the response of the London Fire Brigade to the Grenfell Tower fire, which killed 72 people, and asks did the Fire Brigade fail? Monday at 8pm on @Channel4

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I'm rarely, if ever, moved to tears. But I was then and I am now. @shaunwkeaveny IS the very best of us. Humble, self-effacing, in real life as down to earth as you'd imagine. It's been a privilege to listen and interact with you all these years. Love you, mate. x

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@metpoliceuk You don't regret anything. It went exactly as planned by your bosses. 😡

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Danté Banks

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5 years

@WonderKatu @StaceyHunterEdi I'd like to see more of this. Watching that Victorian bodysnatcher squirm fills me with joy.

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Danté Banks

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5 years

Yes, today is my birthday. I'm 58, so there will be no jelly and ice-cream. But, if I play my cards right, there might be cake.

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Danté Banks

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6 years

Do you see this @BorisJohnson ? That's you, that is.

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4 years

@MittenDAmour Let's be honest, leftovers are always the best bit. 😁

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Danté Banks

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6 years

@SeatInTheStalls Had some pretty severe mental health issues this year, so it's helping me as much as him. 🙂

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

2 years

Andrew Pierce really is a snivelling, fame hungry, little shit. Isn't he. Rhetorical question. I know the answer is, yes.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

5 years

How? How have the Tories got a 19 point lead? What sort of person sees the results of the last nine years and thinks 'yes, I want another five years of that, but with extra cuntery'.

Britain Elects

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Westminster voting intention: CON: 47% (+3) LAB: 28% (-) LDEM: 12% (-2) BREX: 3% (-3) via @OpiniumResearch Chgs. w/ 15 Nov

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6 years

I know Dan is a 'stay at home dad' but I guarantee, when he worked he grassed somebody up and got promoted for it. #GBBO

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Danté Banks

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4 years

It is, with deepest regret I must inform you that my daughter is one of those queuing outside a shop. I respectfully ask for privacy at this difficult time.

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Danté Banks

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1 year

I'm not exactly enjoying life at the moment. But, I unexpectedly came across this today, and it made me smile.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

2 years

@BootstrapCook Branston pickle, eaten using a spoon, straight from the jar. 🤤

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

8 years

This lad Rashford What what... #MOTD

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

7 months

It's a bit early for 'Dick of the Year', but Richard Madeley calling junior doctors 'apprentices' is a strong contender.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

5 years

@caitlinmoran Also, worrying that @BBCPolitics , @BBCNews and @bbclaurak seem to think the man being a labour activist is a bigger story than Johnson lying to him and electioneering when no election has been called.

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Danté Banks

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3 years

Massive media hatchet job on the BBC being orchestrated by people with axes to grind. Sick to death of hearing Johnson's pious mewling when he's the most crooked fucker around.

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Danté Banks

@Dante_Banks

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@AaronJBrand1 @RMTunion Aww, you really thought you'd found a winner there, didn't you. 🤭

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