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Dale’s Dad Twelve

@DalesDad12

7 years

Waco, Texas . . . . . . . . . Welcome to the resistance

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The 5th dentist on the panel:

Still Knigga.

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Colgate absolutely stinks

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7 years

Kevin Durant looks like Penny Proud when she joined the swim team

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6 years

omfg this is my best day on twitter

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4 years

Kliff Kingsbury has been the head football coach of football teams with Baker Mayfield, Patrick Mahomes, and Kyler Murray over the last 8 years and has never (and I mean never) won more than 8 games in a season

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2018: #3 ranked class in college football 2019: #3 ranked class in college football 2020: #8 ranked class in college football 2022: 0 players drafted into the NFL draft Pretty nasty work going on down there in Austin, bros. Is @TexasFootball ok lol

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@juice3wavy

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@ProdigyNelson

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5 years

i can’t breathe

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3 years

BYU, Cincinnati, UCF, and Houston all have more wins in the last 10 years than the Texas Longhorns happy Friday gang

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3 years

Texas went 0-5 against baylor in football/basketball this year 🤢🤢

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Baylor has more conference championships this month than Texas A&M has in the last 23 years

Chance

@chance_bitters

3 years

Texas A&M has finished in the AP top five more in the past year than Baylor has in its college football history.

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4 years

Johnny Manziel Kliff Kingsbury 🤝 Building an entire career off of the greatness of Mike Evans

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@DalesDad12

3 years

we are exactly three months away from Texas chanting "S-E-C" in the first half of what will be a home loss to Kansas State gang

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3 years

Baylor is the reigning Big 12 Champ in Football, Basketball, and Womens Basketball? Is that what I’m supposed to believe?

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3 years

how many times did baylor rush the field on you this year?

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7 years

Please stop liking this tweet I refuse to be held accountable for the slander of Penny Proud and her good name

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@DalesDad12

3 years

I swear to gawd if y’all let me live in a world where Baylor is the reigning big 12 champ in MBB, WBB, and Football i am going to cause problems on this website

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3 years

Schools with a Heisman Trophy Winner, a NCAAW Basketball Championship, and a NCAAM Basketball Championship in the last 40 years: Baylor

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damn i really slept in my car half my freshman year of college bc i couldnt afford gas to get across town or an apartment and now we out here double degreed up on a Monday afternoon life is crazy

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Baylor Football had both a 1 win season and a 2 win season in the 2010's and still had 5 more wins on the decade than the Texas Longhorns

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@DalesDad12

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Baylor had both a 2-win and a 1-win season in the last decade and still had 12 more college football wins than the Texas longhorns in the 2010's

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With a win today, Matt Rhule will be one (1) win away from winning 12 football games this season. Baylor has never won 12 games in a single season. What a time to be a Baylor Bear folks

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Do you think Ben Shapiro got today's wordle or do you think his wife finished it for him when he went to the bathroom

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Combined MBB, WBB, and Football championships in the Big 12 since 2010: Baylor - 14 Kansas - 10 Oklahoma - 8 Kansas State - 3 TCU - 1 Oklahoma State - 1 WVU - 0 Texas Tech - 0 Iowa State - 0 Texas - 0

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St. Mary's is the only ranked team that Gonzaga has played since December 18th of 2021 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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@DalesDad12

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When she sings in German 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

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Luckily for Texas there are only 12 teams better than Arkansas in the SEC

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3 years

You mean to tell me that the Texas Longhorns were ranked preseason #5 in the country and now are in danger of missing the tournament altogether? Am i understanding that correctly?

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@DalesDad12

3 years

baylor/waco people what do you call this specific movie theater

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Dave Aranda made Lincoln Riley reconsider his entire life lmao this is my best day

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3 years

Baylor went undefeated in SEC play this year

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@DalesDad12

2 years

5 star players keep going to this program. 5 win seasons keep happening. What is happening in Austin, Texas?

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4 years

i have watched my beloved baylor bears lose consecutive games to Liberty and UTSA to open a season you cant kill me

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Lmao baylor lost a HOF coach and damn near half the roster and still won the big 12 this year. Y’all are so screwed

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@DalesDad12

3 years

The big 12 has given out 6 conference titles in basketball and football in the last 2 seasons and Baylor has 5 of them

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@DalesDad12

5 years

Ok I'll bite lmao kyle we are going to get along so well Big 12 Championships in Football in the last 10 years BAY 2 TEX 0 Heisman Winners this Millennium BAY 1 Tex 0 Top 25 finishes in the last 10 years BAY 5 TEX 2 Days Since Last Conference Championship BAY 1564 TEX 3707

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Combined National Championships + Conference Championships since 2010 (football, mbb, wbb): Texas: 0 Baylor: 17

Charlie white

@Charlie01053133

3 years

@EvanHebert And how many championships has Baylor won? Throwing random cherry picked stats isn’t doing anything here

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Joey McGuire is so universally beloved that this man is leaving his job with 4 weeks left in the season and all of us are crying happy tears for him to be joining a team we play in like 4 weeks. Good for him, man

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@DalesDad12

2 years

needs to get a new hobby he stinks bro

Vala Afshar

@ValaAfshar

2 years

“Never put an age limit on your dreams.” This man was born in 1917, running a race at age 102

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4 years

I was told Gonzaga was the best team of all time. Y’all better start telling the truth about scott drew and the Baylor bears

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@DalesDad12

2 years

A cool thing about baseball is you have to break laws to watch your favorite team play over 20% of their games

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Calendar year 2021 conference/national titles (football, wbb, mbb): Baylor: 4 Texas: 0 Oklahoma: 0 West Virginia: 0 TCU: 0 Texas Tech: 0 Kansas: 0 Kansas State: 0 Iowa State: 0 Oklahoma State: 0

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@TylerIAm

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We are one (1) Baylor victory away from your Baylor Bears being the reigning big 12 champion in football, men’s basketball, and women’s basketball

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@DalesDad12

4 years

There is exactly one big 12 school with a football, WBB, and MBB championship in the last decade and yep you guessed it Baylor has 13 of em

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@DalesDad12

3 years

It’s time, yet again, to talk to your children about a #1 ranked baylor basketball team.

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@DalesDad12

4 years

Am I, a 26 year old man, about to go to scruffs on a Monday

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@DalesDad12

3 years

yeah i'd say that'll do it

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@DalesDad12

2 years

losing a cousin and a wife on the same day gotta be hell

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Bob Stoops and Lincoln Riley are going to finish this year with the same amount of ranked wins

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Baylor has more NCAA Men's Basketball Championships in the last 30 days than the Texas Longhorns have in the last hundred billion years

Kyle Umlang

@kyleumlang

3 years

Texas has earned more Conference Championships since 2017 than Baylor earned during the 81 years of their Southwest Conference membership. #BaylorFactWednesday

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4 years

2014 TCU was ranked #3 on the last week of the season and won their game by a trillion points and still didnt get in lmfao the cfp is going to find a way to get ohio state in

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3 years

“Coach, the Baylor Bears are looking like the most well rounded football team in the league. What can you do to avoid a loss to Baylor this week?” “I am never going to coach another football game for the rest of my life. Y’all be easy.”

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3 years

This gotta be the worst single day for the Texas Longhorns in about a thousand years lmfao

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@DalesDad12

6 years

hey @georgesoros here’s that sick burn you paid me to tweet please send the $50,000 to me ASAP

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Texas is going to have the beat Kansas in November to get bowl eligible 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Baylor has more NCAA basketball tournament wins this year (6) than TCU has in their entire program history (5)

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@DalesDad12

5 years

folks only 4 cfb teams get to claim a Heisman winner, a biletnikoff winner, and multiple conference championships in the last decade Alabama Baylor LSU Oklahoma really makes you think

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Shaka Smart won the big 12 tournament and got fired

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5 years

Unfortunately I must inform you all that I would also leave my job for 60 million dollars

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@DalesDad12

3 years

The University of Texas has never won 1 consecutive NCAA championship in men’s basketball

Kyle Umlang

@kyleumlang

3 years

Baylor Football has never won 3 consecutive games against Texas. Texas Football has beaten Baylor 3 or more consecutive times 9 different times. #BaylorFactWednesday

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@DalesDad12

2 years

this is brian kelly being offered a bowl of jambalaya at a recruit's home

Hunter Hearst HIMsley

@TheUptownSound_

2 years

Bruh it’s a compilation videos of wild animals being set free in the wild, they get to the tiger, the tiger saw the jungle and really made this face

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Hate to say this but this is a big reason why Texas likely won’t get respect from College Football Playoff committee anytime soon: They lost 7 games including one at home to Kansas

Taylor Gaspar Estes

@TaylorEstes247

3 years

Hate to say this but this is a big reason why Baylor likely won’t get respect from College Football Playoff committee anytime soon. Game is an hour and a half away from Waco and fans didn’t travel. CFP benefits from having big brands with big fan bases that travel for games.

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Do yall wanna watch the replay of the championship that baylor won this year? No not that one the other one. No not that one either the other other one

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@DalesDad12

7 years

Baylor has their first female president and a student government lead by 3 women how freaking dope is that

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Scott Drew has put more Tight Ends in the NFL than half of the Big 12 football teams in the last 4 years

B/R Gridiron

@brgridiron

3 years

Mark Vital has landed a spot on Seahawks practice squad as a TE Vital won a NCAA basketball championship with Baylor last season

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@DalesDad12

4 years

Baylor has 2 hall of fame head basketball coaches on campus right now

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@DalesDad12

3 years

It is once again time to talk to your children about a top-10 ranked Baylor Bear football team. Take all the time you need, but it’s time

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Baylor really gonna win the Big 12 in basketball for both teams two years in a row huh

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@DalesDad12

3 years

@blinkinriley if we know anything about Tom, its that he can take a team that was good 15 years ago and turn them into a team that was good 18 years ago

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Baylor football - ranked 20th Baylor men’s basketball - ranked 8th Baylor women’s basketball - ranked 7th No one is doing it better than the bears this fall, gang

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Georgia (4) is the only team in America with more ranked wins than the Baylor Bears (3)

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the most accurate last name of all time:

JACK SETTLEMAN

@jacksettleman

3 years

Did not expect some of the best BBQ of my life to come from Cleveland, Ohio but here we are 🔥

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@DalesDad12

2 years

*turns hat around backwards* kids, I know of another carpenter who was taken from us too soon

New York Yankees

@Yankees

2 years

Matt Carpenter left tonight's game with a left foot fracture.

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@DalesDad12

2 years

I once saw Baylor start 6 quarterbacks in a single season

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@DalesDad12

4 years

good morning Sam Ehlinger has never and i mean never scored a touchdown against the Baylor Bears

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Good afternoon Alabama, Ohio State, Oklahoma, and Clemson are the only P5 teams with more conference championships in football than Baylor since 2013

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Football, MBB, and WBB Big 12 titles since Texas lost to Alabama in the National Championship game in 2010: Baylor: 23 Texas: 1

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@DalesDad12

3 years

can someone help me to understand if this is good

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Jalen Pitre going from a feel-good story about a 3-star kid who stuck around when he had every reason to leave to a legit all-american level linebacker who will be playing on sundays is so damn special. Can't wait to cheer on the homie for the next decade

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@DalesDad12

3 years

There are 4 CFB teams from Texas in the AP top-25 this week and the university of Texas is not one of them

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@DalesDad12

5 years

Folks we took the #14 squad in the land and made them look like the university of Texas today

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@DalesDad12

4 years

Oh did UConn get burned on a bad call by the referees :(((((

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@DalesDad12

5 years

Folks did you happen to know that since the beginning of the 2010 seasons to the end of the 2019-2019 seasons Baylor MBB, WBB, and Football have combined for 593 total wins, while in the same span, Texas MBB, WBB, and Football have combined for 387 total wins.

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@DalesDad12

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Gonzaga needed a miracle game winner over an #11 seed last year just to earn the right to get hit with a tombstone pile-driver for 3 hours on national tv by baylor lmao

Michael DeCourcy

@tsnmike

3 years

Just heard a CBB analyst on radio claim when #Gonzaga gets out of WCC play it’s not “battle tested” for @MarchMadnessMBB . Since 2017, Zags has won more NCAAT games than anyone. They are only team with multiple Final Fours. How is this still being peddled as informed analysis?

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@DalesDad12

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If Baylor WBB wins tonight, they win the Big 12. If Baylor MBB wins out and Kansas loses one (1) of their final three games, they win the Big 12. Let's get weird, team.

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Jalen Hurts and Kenneth Murray being nominated for Offensive and Defensive national players of the year without winning that honor in their own conference sure is something folks

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absolutely the worst 24 hour stretch in oklahoma football history in 20 years and we get to all see it together as a family -- look at God

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@DalesDad12

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Oklahoma State has yet to play against Terrel Bernard this year fyi

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@DalesDad12

4 years

folks we havent seen a stockpile of ammo in waco like this sinc-

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@DalesDad12

2 years

Last time each Big 12 team had 4 players drafted in the first 3 rounds of the NFL draft: Baylor: 2022 Oklahoma: 2020 TCU: 2020 Texas: 2010 West Virginia: 1999 Kansas: 1974 Texas Tech: Never Kansas State: Never Oklahoma State: Never Iowa State: Never Really makes you think

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this clown responded to me in 90 seconds i have died and gone to heaven

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Football, MBB, and WBB holding onto a big 12 trophy and add in that MBB natty? We are witnessing the second biggest stockpile in Waco history

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@DalesDad12

1 month

fb + wbb + mbb wins since 2011 can someone tell me if this image is loading for them

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@DalesDad12

2 years

Did you know that the big 12 has given out 6 football, MBB, and WBB conference titles in the last two years and Baylor has 5 of them

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Baylor has a top ten coach in CFB locked up until 2029 all of you are so screwed

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@DalesDad12

3 years

Baylor has more Big 12 Championships in football, mbb, and wbb in the last calendar year (3) than the following teams have in those sports combined since the year 2010: TCU (.5) Texas (0) West Virginia (0) Oklahoma State (1) Iowa State (0) Kansas State (1.5) Texas Tech (.5)

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