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@GBNEWS In a cult called Headliners, - you will know them by their fruit loops Lewis 7:15-20 'comedian'.

London, England
Joined July 2014
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@CressidaWetton
Cressida Wetton
7 months
Last night on @GBNEWS , we achieved a new record, over 1 million people tuned in just after midnight! 🥂 @andrewdoyle_com @LewisSchaffer @PaulCoxComedy
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On my way back from my gig in Portsmouth. These men working at 10.30pm at night in the rain didn't have ANY female representation in their team. Men doing jobs I don't want to do at times I don't want to do them. #mendoingjobsidontwanttodoattimesidontwanttodonthem
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Cressida Wetton
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I'm amazed men still interact with women at all. When they start ordering sex robots, stop working alongside us, and never speak to us again, I'll blame the hysterical feminists. Prison for a kiss? #MeToo has lost the plot
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Cressida Wetton
5 months
Why are you so proud to work for @GBNEWS Cress? This Sunday join @andrewdoyle_com for an episode of Free Speech Nation dedicated to the WPATH files, 'the medical scandal of the century' that the BBC doesn't seem to know about.
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Andrew Doyle
5 months
🚨 On this Sunday’s episode of Free Speech Nation, I’ll be delving into the WPATH files, which have exposed the medical scandal of the century. The updated list of guests is below. We have also invited a representative from WPATH to appear. • Michael Shellenberger
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Cressida Wetton
5 months
This is what I have to work with
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Cressida Wetton
9 months
I went along to the march against antisemitism today. It felt like a huge turnout.
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Cressida Wetton
7 months
Tonight! Join me, @TheSimonEvans and @francisjfoster for your first look at tomorrow's papers. We'll be discussing the Christmas day performance by @andrewdoyle_com , @LewisSchaffer and @PaulCoxComedy that created disarray at the Metro! (Bless). Headliners @GBNEWS 11pm
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Cressida Wetton
7 months
Getting ready for the final show of 2024 @GBNEWS with @andrewdoyle_com , @PaulCoxComedy & the keenly awaited debut of Brian Simpson!
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Cressida Wetton
6 months
Imagine being called excitable by @LewisSchaffer . See ya tonight!
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
6 months
I'm on Headliners tonight with @CressidaWetton making her hosting debut! With excitable @joshxhowie on the panel with me. Pray for Cressida! The Dream Team! Saturday 17th February 2024, 11pm UK (6pm NYC) @GBNEWS . Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236,
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Cressida Wetton
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I always assumed if I came to work in the same outfit as someone else, it would be @LeoKearse , but it was Angela Levin.
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@Proper_Memes
Proper Memes = =
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
Moving up in the world @GBNEWS #tealady
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Cressida Wetton
7 days
Thankfully the Guardian have written an 'explainer' so we can understand how the Huw Edwards scandal MIGHT affect the BBC's reputation. Brilliant.
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Cressida Wetton
4 months
I would gladly swap places and spend my evening in charge of the Salem State mental Hospital, but alas, I'll be hosting Headliners. Ratched didn't know she was born. See you tonight!
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
4 months
This evening! #Headliners with @GBNEWS Chief Know-it-All @mrstevenallen and my Nurse Ratched, @CressidaWetton . The Dream Team! Wednesday 17th April 2024, 11 pm UK (6pm NYC) @GBNEWS . Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB,
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Cressida Wetton
9 months
All the big names at the Battle of Ideas Festival! 🤩
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7 months
Dad and Janet stunned by their @LewisSchaffer calendar. Wait until they get to August.
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Cressida Wetton
2 months
Proud to be the people's channel, the home of free speech, and this high quality content 🪐🍑
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Cressida Wetton
7 months
"The sad thing is, I won't be able to play Jeffrey Epstein much longer". - @LewisSchaffer
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Cressida Wetton
5 months
I've been forced to watch Lewis's act in preparation for tonight's show. Don't make it all for nothing, tune in! @GBNEWS 7pm
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
5 months
I'm on Free Speech Nation tonight! @andrewdoyle_com invited me and @CressidaWetton . I'm going to wear a suit! The Dream Team! Sunday 3rd March 2024, 7pm UK (2pm NYC) @GBNEWS Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio,
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Cressida Wetton
7 months
Headliners is on in 7 minutes! I'll be joining @mrstevenallen for your first look at Sunday's papers. @nickdixoncomic steering the ship. @GBNEWS
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Cressida Wetton
6 months
This is the best one yet!
@MOpinyn
Mi Opinyn
6 months
I can't believe they would say Lewis never reads the articles they are talking about. 🤪 A good show tonight by these three. #headliners @joshxhowie @CressidaWetton @nickdixoncomic
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Cressida Wetton
11 months
Headliners @GBNEWS
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
I'm on Headliners tonight with @LeoKearse and the handsome @LewisSchaffer ! Isn't he handsome? Doesn't he look handsome? How old do you think he is? Ladies, any takers? HANDSOME 😎💪🥩🥩🥩 11pm @GBNEWS
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
1 year
I'm with beautiful @CressidaWetton tonight on #Headliners with the Chief @GBNEWS Enforcer @LeoKearse . The Dream Team! Friday 11PM UK, 6PM NYC time, August 18th 2023. Freeview 236, Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView 236, FreeSat 216 YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass
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Cressida Wetton
4 months
A bird, a Jew, and a gammon walk into a TV studio...
@PaulCoxComedy
Paul Cox
4 months
Good morning my little rashers, the People’s Gammon here reporting for duty! I’m back on @GBNEWS Headliners tonight with @CressidaWetton (the hostess with mostess) and @joshxhowie (I think he might be Jewish?) See you at 23:00 🥓 Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView
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Cressida Wetton
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I haven't seen Lewis in days! The night terrors are just easing off, let's go! Headliners, 11pm @GBNEWS (Just kidding, they're not).
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
5 months
I'm back in the studio this evening. Join me! #Headliners : @nickdixoncomic And @CressidaWetton . The Dream Team! Saturday 16th March 2024, 11pm UK (7pm NYC) @GBNEWS Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App,
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
I'm back on Headliners tonight with The Big Dog @nickdixoncomic & @mrstevenallen discussing - UK's 'dangerously low' weapons stocks - Covid loan fraud - C of E defending CRT - Hollywood's upcoming 'entertainment desert'😱(There'll be no such problem on @GBNEWS ) & more! 11pm
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Cressida Wetton
8 months
What passes for 'brave' is often someone cashing in on oppression from another time or place. @LouiseDistras has lost work, been stalked & now arrested for holding a legally protected belief, yet she continues to be brave. @MetroUK 's journalism is 'vile', Louise's remarks are not
@andrewdoyle_com
Andrew Doyle
8 months
This is beyond ridiculous from the @MetroUK . @LouiseDistras did not make any “vile remarks” on my show. This is propaganda, not journalism.
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Cressida Wetton
9 months
Tonight!
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
9 months
Tonight at 11 pm UK time. #headliners @GBNEWS with @CressidaWetton @LeoKearse and me, Lewis Schaffer. The Dream Team! 11 pm UK / 7 pm NYC. Saturday 4th November 2023. Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews
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Cressida Wetton
4 months
Join Nick and I for live coverage of storm Schaffer tonight, 11pm! @GBNEWS
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
4 months
I'm on #Headliners tonight with Big Dog @nickdixoncomic And Big Cat @CressidaWetton The Dream Team! Thursday 28th March 2024, 11 pm UK (7 pm NYC) @GBNEWS . Join us. Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App,
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Cressida Wetton
8 months
Christmas presents from Lewis! (No raw meat).
@GBNEWS
GB News
8 months
‘It looks like we’re about to kiss…?’ Lewis Schaffer gives Andrew Doyle and Cressida Wetton some questionable Christmas presents… 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604 🔓 Become a GB News Member:
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Cressida Wetton
5 months
The bloody cheek of it. You'll have to tell me what toner YOU'RE using Lewis. See you tonight! @GBNEWS 11pm
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
5 months
I'm back on the telly tonight! With brassy @CressidaWetton And the Big Man @LeoKearse . The Dream Team! Friday 1st March 2024, 11pm UK (6pm NYC) @GBNEWS #Headliners . Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App,
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Cressida Wetton
4 months
Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.... patient! 11pm Headliners @GBNEWS
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Lewis Schaffer
4 months
Change on #Headliners tonight as @CressidaWetton comes in and @joshxhowie now hosts. The Dream Team! Monday 25th March 2024, 7 PM UK (3 PM NYC) on @GBNEWS Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App, YouTube &
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Cressida Wetton
8 months
Mr Khan, we've had some feedback.
@darrengrimes_
Darren Grimes
8 months
Someone stuck a dildo to a ULEZ camera 😭
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Cressida Wetton
9 months
Tonight! 11pm
@PaulCoxComedy
Paul Cox
9 months
I’m back on @GBNEWS Headliners tonight with @mrstevenallen and @CressidaWetton See you at 23:00 Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App, YouTube &
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Cressida Wetton
5 months
Yes!
@andrewdoyle_com
Andrew Doyle
5 months
Should Comedy Unleashed come to Scotland on April 1st for a “Hate Crime Special”? 🤔
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Cressida Wetton
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@LewisSchaffer is ALWAYS on twitter
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
Contempt is bad news. It stops dialogue and ends relationships, but I don't know what else to feel towards people who want to censor an arts festival.
@UnleashedComedy
Comedy Unleashed
1 year
The venue (Leith Arches) has cancelled our gig this Thursday following pressure from censorious activists Is there an #Edfringe venue that believes in free artistic expression that will host us?
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Cressida Wetton
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She hasn't mentioned me gaining a stone, but otherwise, this is exactly how I feel about lockdown. "F*****g furious".
@AllisonPearson
Allison Pearson
9 months
I am f*****g furious that those lockdown liars are allowed to go on lying with impunity. They cost the country £400 billion. They wrecked the economy They left 1 million kids with mental health problems They delayed speech in toddlers, set back progress in maths and reading
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Cressida Wetton
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Tonight I have the pleasure of working with two of Britain's most illustrious eccentrics! Headliners @GBNEWS 11pm Freeview 236, Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView 236, FreeSat 216 YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App, YouTube
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
11 months
Tonight I'm on #Headliners on @gbnews with @nickdixoncomic and @CressidaWetton The Dream Team! @GBNEWS Friday 11PM UK, 6PM NYC time, 8th September 2023. Freeview 236, Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView 236, FreeSat 216 YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB,
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Cressida Wetton
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Tonight! Catch me and @Nico_DeSanto on Headliners at 11pm on @GBNEWS with @nickdixoncomic steering the ship. We'll be discussing Elon's latest SpaceX antics, the decline in cousins marrying, and Bin Laden's beautiful letter to America! 🥰
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Cressida Wetton
6 months
I'm not encouraging you to agree with everything we say on Headliners tonight, but I am urging you to watch it. @scottcapurro and I will be discussing why Tucker's interviewing Putin and much more with @TheSimonEvans on @GBNEWS 11pm!
@TuckerCarlson
Tucker Carlson
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Why I'm interviewing Vladimir Putin.
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Cressida Wetton
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I bet his GF feels like a strong independent woman! 💅 Some comments suggesting this is fake, but it fits with reports of falling testosterone levels. Women don't win when men lose. Same species, same team.
@KonstantinKisin
Konstantin Kisin
1 year
We criticise young people a lot but they really do have unique challenges we never had to deal with like... their gf didn't get their consent for a blowjob. No wonder they're so depressed and anxious. It must be really hard...
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Cressida Wetton
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He promised Andrew he'd behave. He was entertaining, not sure about well behaved though.
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
8 months
Now! Saturday. @CressidaWetton and @LewisSchaffer @andrewdoyle_com #Headliners @Gbnews . The Dream Team! 11 pm UK / 6 pm NYC Saturday 16th December 2023. Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App, YouTube &
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Cressida Wetton
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Leo's new show starts tonight! @GBNEWS 8pm
@LeoKearse
Leo Kearse - on YouTube & Saturday Night Showdown
9 months
They've given me my own show! First one is tonight at 8pm. I'll interview an elf, look at Geert Wilder's policies - plus the Taliban on rollerblades and the overreaction to the Dublin riots. The Saturday Night Showdown on GB News. With @AndrewEborn @dianespencerfun @NichiHodgson
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Cressida Wetton
11 months
Tonight @LewisSchaffer claimed he's been doing comedy for thirty years! (Don't listen to the people who say you haven't started yet Lewis, they're just jealous because you look so amazing)! Ladies, any takers?!
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
Headliners tonight! Me and the Big Dog @nickdixoncomic with @andrewdoyle_com at the helm. 11pm We'll be discussing what Lizzo's dancers have accused her of 😱🤯(Perhaps working with Lewis Schaffer isn't so bad after all). 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604 🖥 GB News on YT
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Cressida Wetton
4 months
Join me and the people's gammon, @PaulCoxComedy tonight at 11pm on @GBNEWS for a rummage through tomorrow's top stories with Headliners pin-up @mrstevenallen 😍🥰🔥 Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509 etc
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Cressida Wetton
11 months
Tonight! Headliners @GBNEWS 11pm #dreamteam #deathoflove 🥩 etc etc
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
11 months
Velikovsky tonight! @CressidaWetton and @LeoKearse #headliners . The Dream Team! Wednesday September 27th 2023. 11pm UK / 6pm NYC. Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App, YouTube & .
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
Beautiful!
@AndyShaw1
Shandy Raw
1 year
People gathering for to oddest gig at the #EdFringe @UnleashedComedy
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
Headliners on @GBNEWS now!
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Cressida Wetton
6 months
Tonight!
@PaulCoxComedy
Paul Cox
6 months
I’m back on @GBNEWS Headliners tonight with @TheSimonEvans and @CressidaWetton 🤩 See you at 23:00 ❤️ Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App, YouTube &
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Cressida Wetton
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"Daylight savings is a lie", - and we're off! Join us later for more hot takes on the state of the world, gravity, women, love, truth itself, and of course meat. We might take a look at some news stories too 🤞💪🔥🍖🥩🥩 Headliners @GBNEWS 11pm
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
5 months
Daylight Savings Time in USA, which is a lie. No light can be saved, ever #Headliners : @joshxhowie And @CressidaWetton . The Dream Team! Sunday 10th March 2024, 11pm UK (7pm NYC) @GBNEWS Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509,
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@CressidaWetton
Cressida Wetton
8 months
Yes it does. They're always proud to declare discrimination at the organisation level, and then insist that every individual candidate is there on merit. Pick a lane mate, it can't be both.
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Cressida Wetton
4 months
Walk me through your thinking. Doesn't this video confirm that Falter is being told he may not use the whole of the public space because he is Jewish? Or, is your argument that we shouldn't be concerned about that?
@grayshuss
Esraym Werks
4 months
@GBNEWS @CressidaWetton @joshxhowie @PaulCoxComedy WATCH THE FULL VIDEO FROM A PROPER NEWS CHANNEL
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Cressida Wetton
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Tonight!
@Nico_DeSanto
Nicholas De Santo ن 🇮🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇦🇲 🚛
3 months
🎙 Tonight: I am back on GB News #Headliners with @LeoKearse and @CressidaWetton . (11 PM UK time) 🎙 Tomorrow: on GB News Saturday Night Showdown with Leo Kearse. (8 PM UK time) 🎤 Next week: 🇨🇦 Canada (Ontario) Stand-up Tour, see pinned post for 🎟 links.
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Cressida Wetton
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I'm back on Headliners tonight with @mrstevenallen and host @andrewdoyle_com 11pm! @GBNEWS Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App, YouTube &
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
What you think I'm doing on the lineup is none of my business, but good to know how you differentiate me from the other acts.
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Cressida Wetton
8 months
Finally, someone recognises that being the token woman isn't my career strategy at all.
@TedZup
Nigel Smith
8 months
@LewisSchaffer @nickdixoncomic @PaulCoxComedy @GBNEWS It is the number one line up. It's a pity it isn't a three person panel, so we could have @CressidaWetton as well. She is probably waiting for one of the first team to pick up a long-term injury.😄
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Cressida Wetton
8 months
Anyone making any new year's resolutions this year?
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Cressida Wetton
5 months
Backstage at @EpicComedy4 with @PaulCoxComedy chez Staggeringly Good Brewery 🍺🍻
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
Just under two weeks to go until I'll be in Leeds with @andrewdoyle_com @LewisSchaffer @Kogie11 and @BruceDevlin for @UnleashedComedy ! 💅😎👌💃
@UnleashedComedy
Comedy Unleashed
1 year
Comedy Unleashed launches in LEEDS on Friday 7th April. Fantastic line-up @andrewdoyle_com @CressidaWetton @LewisSchaffer @Kogie11 @BruceDevlin at @HiFiClubLeeds #YORKSHIRE Tickets 🎟️👉
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@CressidaWetton
Cressida Wetton
2 months
Tonight! I might even open my eyes what with Lewis looking so amazing! Doesn't he look amazing? Ladies any takers?!
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
2 months
D - Day, today. @GBNEWS Headliners with @nickdixoncomic and @CressidaWetton The Dream Team! Thursday, 6th June 2024. 11 PM UK time. 6 PM NYC time. Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App, YouTube &
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Cressida Wetton
10 months
I'll leave you to decide whether or not you think I'd touch Boulton's with yours, but if I were that way inclined, Allison Pearson would get it.
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Cressida Wetton
8 months
Is there a word for when you discover that you're your own evil twin? She 👇 looks like butter wouldn't melt.
@MOpinyn
Mi Opinyn
8 months
Another great Headliners tonight. It warms the cockles of the heart on this cold, icy night. Cressida is back on her boat - I don't envy that ❄️❄️❄️ @LeoKearse @CressidaWetton @Nico_DeSanto #headliners
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
Let 'em say we're crazy I don't care about that Put your hand in my hand Baby, don't ever look back Let the world around us Just fall apart Baby, we can make it If we're heart to heart.... 🎶🎵🎶
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Cressida Wetton
4 months
@LewisSchaffer Happy birthday to my dear friend, colleague and oncologist, Lewis Schaffer! These days I can't imagine my life without you. (I've tried and tried).
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Cressida Wetton
8 months
Obviously my colleagues affect my mental health daily, but it's entirely due to the content of their characters. (And in one case, calendar).
@GBNEWS
GB News
8 months
❓ Are there too many white people at the BBC? ❓ @AndrewDoyle_Com , @CressidaWetton , and @FrancisJFoster discuss Nihal Arthanayake comments about his “overwhelmingly white” working environment is impacting his mental health.
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Cressida Wetton
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@scottcapurro @UnleashedComedy @Backyard_Comedy @andrewdoyle_com @AcmeComedyCo "I guess my being a gay, married man from San Fransisco, those credentials are meaningless to us in this current progressive climate" 👌
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Cressida Wetton
3 months
Simon says, so you probably should.
@GBNEWS
GB News
3 months
They're live and on the loose. In partnership with Comedy Unleashed, GB News is proud to present A Night with the Headliners LIVE. On Monday 3rd June, you can join @AndrewDoyle_Com , @JoshxHowie , @TheSimonEvans and @LeoKearse for an evening of stand-up comedy. Find out more
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Cressida Wetton
11 months
Full house @UnleashedComedy this week!
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Cressida Wetton
8 months
I'm now confident that I saw the tail end of TR's arrest. At the time my friends and I wondered if the person surrounded by police was a Hamas supporter. (Ha! Hardly). I know nothing about policing, but this seems heavy handed for a bloke leaving a café. And pepper spray?!
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GB News
8 months
ICYMI: ❓ Should Tommy Robinson have been arrested? ❓ @AndrewDoyle_Com , @CressidaWetton , and @Kogie11 react to Tommy Robinson being arrested today in London after he tried to join an anti-Semitism march.
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Cressida Wetton
8 months
"Hello, just the lady recruitment process for me please, not the more rigorous one for the senior white males, thank you". *Blushes and hides pretty & unthreatening smile behind fan* Aviva chief gives final sign-off on senior white male recruits
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Cressida Wetton
9 months
It's extraordinary how many stories we do that are really about Lewis looking amazing. Ladies, any takers?!
@GBNEWS
GB News
9 months
🗞️ 'Model says her face was edited with AI to look white: 'It's very dehumanising' 🗞️ | The Guardian @LeoKearse @LewisSchaffer @CressidaWetton
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Cressida Wetton
11 months
Tonight we celebrate the career of my ghost of Christmas future @LewisSchaffer !
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Blanche Cameron
11 months
Tonight at @theoldnunshead SE15! The brilliant @CressidaWetton comedian and commentator joins @LewisSchaffer to celebrate (commiserate?) his 30th Comedy Anniversary - see you there 7.30pm
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Cressida Wetton
10 months
Idea for a new rule: It's fine for college girls to cry on social media so long as they agree to donate the value of the mascara they sob off to an FGM charity. ...Thoughts?
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Ian Miles Cheong
10 months
This generation is completely doomed. They can't even hold a 9-5 job without having a mental breakdown.
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Cressida Wetton
7 months
Put the kettle on, almost time for Headliners!
@LeoKearse
Leo Kearse - on YouTube & Saturday Night Showdown
7 months
I'm on Headliners on GB News at 11pm covering: 💥 Prince Andrew finally sweating as he waits for Epstein files 💥 GPs cash in on 6 million GHOST patients 💥Crackdown on second-hand clothes side-hustle: Customers make more than £1,000 in sales on Vinted, Etsy, Depop and eBay
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Cressida Wetton
2 years
Had a great time with @LeoKearse & @Kogie11 on Headliners @GBNEWS tonight covering Rishi pulling out, why we're all so fat, the popping of Prince Harry's royal cherry, and more! Catch the repeat on YouTube
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Cressida Wetton
2 months
Men drive more than women. Shocking. I wonder who typically pays more tax and puts more groceries on the table.
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Cressida Wetton
11 months
Bring on the chaos! 🥩🥩🥩
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
11 months
We're all good friends. I hope! TV at 11pm this evening. @CressidaWetton and host @leokearse . #headliners . The Dream Team! Friday 23rd September 2023 11pm UK, 6pm NYC time. Freeview 236, Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView 236, FreeSat 216 YouView 236,…
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Cressida Wetton
11 months
I'll be back on Free Speech Nation tonight with the frightfully glamorous @PaulCoxComedy 7pm on @GBNEWS 🔥 📺 Sky 512, Virgin 604, Freeview 236, Freesat 216, YouView 236
@andrewdoyle_com
Andrew Doyle
11 months
Tonight on FREE SPEECH NATION… I’ll be talking to academic and author Alka Sehgal Cuthbert ( @ASCphiled ), who was no-platformed this week from the “Rethinking Education” conference. Other delegates claimed her opposition to Critical Race Theory make them feel “unsafe”. Writer
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Cressida Wetton
11 months
I don't know what @joshxhowie is saying here, but let's hope he's this hilarious again tonight! We're on Headliners @GBNEWS with the Big Dog @nickdixoncomic !
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Cressida Wetton
8 months
It's like skiving A level English, and then seeing your teacher in the pub.
@GBNEWS
GB News
8 months
🗞 Asylum seekers stopped at airport 'trying to leave Britain and go home for the holidays' 🗞 @andrewdoyle_com , @mrstevenallen and @CressidaWetton discuss an article in the Daily Express. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604 🔓 Become a GB News Member:
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Cressida Wetton
4 months
🥊🥊🔔
@LewisSchaffer
Lewis Schaffer
4 months
On now on @GBNEWS ! Headliners! with @CressidaWetton and @joshxhowie . The Dream Team!
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Cressida Wetton
7 days
Being discussed on @GBNEWS now!
@MartinDaubney
Martin Daubney 🇬🇧
7 days
TUNE IN TO @PatrickChristys TONIGHT 9pm, for the extraordinary story of how I got "nicked" tonight at the Cenotaph, simply for doing my job - and recording a protest march
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8 months
I took part in a debate for @IdeasMatterUK tonight. ‘What is the greatest representation of freedom in culture'? I talked about Lenny Bruce's work. Of course, being allowed to have debates about freedom is a pretty good representation of freedom too. Thanks for having me!
@ElliotHammerSR
Elliot Hammer
8 months
Lovely to hear brilliant arguments by @CressidaWetton , @LeVilla121 @DavidCotter1994 and @robertreidALBA many other tonight during the @IdeasMatterUK debate on freedom.
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Cressida Wetton
4 months
I hate DEI with all my female-in-a-male-dominated-occupation little heart. Let's find out if my instincts are reasonable! 1st May, London. Someone who knows what he's talking about will be exploring this @sacredcows_ldn
@sacredcows_ldn
Sacred Cows
5 months
Join us for our inaugural talk in London on Wednesday the 1st of May, "May Contain Lies: Do Diverse Companies Really Perform Better? With Professor Alex Edmans"
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
Thought I'd look and see what @BBCNews had to say about the @ThePosieParker situation. Hot take.
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
I'll be back on Headliners tonight with @PaulCoxComedy and @LeoKearse 11pm @GBNEWS
@PaulCoxComedy
Paul Cox
1 year
I’m back on @GBNEWS Headliners tonight with @LeoKearse and @CressidaWetton I wonder how ridiculous the news will be today? Perhaps someone has been cancelled for their views on worms? Or it’s now illegal to eat cheese? See you tonight at 23:00 or on catch up.
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Cressida Wetton
8 months
Now!
@LeoKearse
Leo Kearse - on YouTube & Saturday Night Showdown
8 months
I know I look like a Christian counsellor but I'm actually hosting Headliners on GB News at 11pm with @CressidaWetton and @Nico_DeSanto : 💥Record migration fuelling Britain’s rental crisis, warns Zoopla chief 💥Foreign criminals will serve shorter sentences than Britons under
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Cressida Wetton
9 months
Happy birthday @PaulCoxComedy ! You don't look a day over 43 😚 Hope Lewis is taking you somewhere nice x
@PaulCoxComedy
Paul Cox
9 months
Today is my 44th birthday and I’m ready to be the real me x
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Cressida Wetton
4 months
"She'd just be happy to have a kitchen"
@GBNEWS
GB News
4 months
'What's Pornhub?' @NickDixoncomic , @JoshxHowie and @CressidaWetton react to a story from the Telegraph about how more middle aged women are watching porn.
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Cressida Wetton
10 months
Oooh, women are going to be sexy again! Retro. I hope there's enough testosterone left out there for everyone to enjoy it.
@GBNEWS
GB News
10 months
🗞 'Victoria's Secret drops feminist makeover after sales slump' | The Telegraph 🗞 @nickdixoncomic @LeoKearse @CressidaWetton
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Cressida Wetton
5 months
"I'll ask you a question. I don't know if this is appropriate...." Oh good.
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GB News
5 months
‘Why are y-front men better lovers? Men who wear tight pants probably have higher testosterone, and they’re probably gay… what type of underwear do you think I wear?’ Men who wear Y-fronts are better lovers... apparently. @LewisSchaffer @NickDixonComic @CressidaWetton
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Cressida Wetton
4 months
In this clip about claims of race discrimination, harassment, and victimisation we learn a lot. Mostly about ties.
@GBNEWS
GB News
4 months
‘This is why I never give women compliments… or talk to them!’ Comedians @NickDixonComic , @CressidaWetton & @LewisSchaffer react to news that calling a woman ‘glamorous’ at work risks ‘belittling’ them. 🔒 Become a GB News Member:
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Cressida Wetton
3 months
Been away spoiling the wife @BruceDevlin for our anniversary! Heading back to London now to treat her to an appearance on Headliners with me and host @mrstevenallen @GBNEWS 11pm 🥂 Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio
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Cressida Wetton
9 months
I'll stick with the mates I've got thanks, even Lewis. Better the devil you know than the pervert you're randomly paired with.
@GBNEWS
GB News
9 months
🗞️ 'Omegle shuts down after 14 years: creepy website that allowed users to video chat with random strangers closes amid claims it paired children with paedophiles' 🗞️ | The Daily Mail @MrStevenAllen @CressidaWetton @PaulCoxComedy
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Cressida Wetton
1 year
Love these photos. And that woman's t-shirt.
@KtLeeArrowsmith
ARROWSMITH🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Comedy writer Graham Linehan performs his stand up show outside Scottish Parliament - after venue cancelled on him. @UnleashedComedy @Glinner @SWNS
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Cressida Wetton
3 years
@davidgoggins @joerogan One morning I put on a random podcast on my drive to work. It was Goggins on Rogan. That night I ran 10 miles (normally do 3-5 now and then). Then did it twice more in the same week! You've got weird powers man. I think of you whenever I can't be bothered WWDGD? He'd STAY HARD!
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Cressida Wetton
3 months
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: 2024 😂
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Scott Capurro
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