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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

9 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆

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4 years

🥰🥰🥰

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4 years

Mum and son😊

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

The fat bastard sitting on the lion should be shot.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

What sauce 😂😂😂

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Bruce Devlin

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3 years

Good morrow y’all 😂😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

😂😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

✨No Context Paul✨

@nocontext_paul

3 years

🙂🏳️‍🌈 #GayPrideMonth

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

@JoshuaConkel @prettygoodphil @inagarten Yes I like her measures 😋

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

6 years

@rorydmackay @EamonnHolmes This is what really happened

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

Sorry watched this again and if you’re offended by this, you need to get a fucking life! 😂😂😂 long live Lozza @reallorraine 😂😂

Peter White

@peterwhite_1

4 years

Just love this ‘Queen’s Speech’ from Lorraine Kelly on The Last Leg tonight #thelastleg

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

6 years

Touché

jAy, Ph.D. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@jayrotoole

6 years

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

6 years

@marksandspencer Morning, you’re really opening yourselves up for real innuendo today with your ‘love sausage’ 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

2 years

I didn’t know that @edinburghcastle has a cemetery 🪦 for war dogs. I think that’s lovely ☺️

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

@HanGraceMusic I hope he’s got a club card 😉

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

Reward offered for safe return of dogs stolen from outside an Edinburgh Tesco | Edinburgh News Hope they’re returned and soon.

Reward for dogs feared stolen after they were left tied up outside Edinburgh Tesco

The owner of two Jack Russell terriers believed to have been stolen from outside an Edinburgh store has offered a reward for their safe return.

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

How lovely ☺️

Helen Dale (not on your team, but always fair)

@_HelenDale

4 years

"Hey! It's MINI-ME!"

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

6 years

@RealDeniseWelch @loosewomen Also here’s what happened on @theJeremyVine earlier

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

@janeforan @cammyk_67 @APPGCatalonia She’s 64? That beggars belief, I’m aware that this is serious however I can’t believe she’s in her 60’s.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

@frankieboyle What does it actully mean and can’t folk just ignore each other. I do. Haha bonjour.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

😂😂😂😂

Dr Sukh The Waiting Room 💙

@DrSukhSDubb

3 years

Quite possibly the best sign I have seen before the day ends 😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

@LiZaOutlives

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

Ex-MP Natalie McGarry has embezzlement conviction quashed - BBC News. Ok does anyone know what the miscarriage of justice was? So she didn’t do it? She should then counter sue her accusers? Anyone else as baffled as I am??

Ex-MP Natalie McGarry has embezzlement conviction quashed

A court in Edinburgh rules Natalie McGarry had suffered a miscarriage of justice.

www.bbc.com

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

Oh @reallorraine have you seen this, it’s wonderful.

STV News

@STVNews

3 years

'It was so good, I've never met a real princess in my life before.' A little girl living with cancer has had tea with the Duchess of Cambridge at the Palace of Holyroodhouse, who kept her promise to wear a pink dress for the occasion.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

@ccshoreditch @RedMedusa13 @BetteMidler 😂😂😂😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

Walks today, Dame Smidgen is celebrating her #sweetsixteen today, my little lizard, still full of nonsense. Happy birthday little lady, I love you very much xx

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

7 years

Genuinely cannot read anymore ‘I’m so fat’ tweets from gents who are anything but. The bartering of ‘bemused’ compliments is just sickening. What’s with all the faux humble neediness? It’s a bad as 25 year olds who feel they’ve hit middle age 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

6 years

@bbcthree @Tweet_Dec

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

@chelseahandler Gay covid eh? The best dressed and most sassy 💁🏻‍♂️ of ALL variants 😉

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

😂😂😂😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

@dublin_andrew You really should have smashed your glass in his face, firm but fair 😉

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

6 years

@RealDeniseWelch Have to say, your eloquence and truth on @loosewomen just now was nothing short of fantastic! Appreciate the matter of balance but there’s also the matter of truth! 😘

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

6 years

@marksandspencer Oh Chris, what sauce 😉😂😂😂😂👍🏻

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

6 years

New iPads for the kids 😉

Closer Magazine UK

@CloserOnline

6 years

Kirstie Allsopp reveals INCREDIBLE Christmas gift from Phil Spencer

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

Many happy returns Smidgen. 14 today and we’ve not aged a bit 😉

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

I can’t even Begin??

Animal Adoptions UK 🐕‍🦺🐈🐎❤️

@AdoptionsUk

3 years

Please retweet, police smash car window when dog is locked inside in soaring temperatures while owners drink in the pub for 3 hours😡😡😡

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

Yes or no? I think I love it @LidlGB

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

Well how very lovely. Woke up to an email, asking if I had any more dates this month as the ones advertised have sold out. God bless restrictions to make stand ups feel like @Madonna at their gigs 😉😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

Jesus Christ. How utterly abhorrent, seriously. Wtaf. What scarier is the child’s reaction. She’s been exposed to this before. That’s awful. Why on earth would you post that. Proud day for Scotland, not. That’s actually made me feel sick.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

2 years

@susie_mccabe ‘Her comes the highland granny, twa big tits and a hairy fanny’ the eurythmics. 😂😂😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

Can’t believe I’ve been nominated and won both @ComedyAwards thank you 😊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

@eliistender10 Grateful for my best pal, Smidgen.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

8 months

Yes but who made the frock @kylieminogue ? Good luck for tomorrow 😘

Venust

@XVenust

8 months

Kylie Minogue wore an electric-blue dress with glittering Christian Louboutin sandals for pre-Grammy event in LA.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

George the 4th bridge in #Edinburgh is chronic with idiots who won’t practice single file and very nasty woman shouting at an older lady and her wee dog. Suffice to say I had a wee word on the dogs behalf 😉 what is with people. Relax, some of us actually live here. #pipedown

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

As a child I had a cat. Jess. When others couldn’t get Jess down from a tree I was told get to the back or front door and sing ‘all the nice girls love a sailor! I did and she always came back. This isn’t made up and I’m happy to go sing outside no 10. Night night this time 😘

Tim Stanley

@timothy_stanley

5 years

Getting a PM to resign is like trying to entice a cat down from a tree.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

6 years

What a lovely, genuinely lovely tweet to go to bed on.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

Well if parts of Edinburgh struggle, we’ve blown the minds of at least thrice dundonians! 😂😂😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

@BorisJohnson_MP I love that Nick feels that to call Muslim women ‘letterboxes’ isn’t racist. It’s a ROBUST choice of words.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

The struggle is real people!

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

6 years

Best joke of @edfringe to date ‘Peirs Morgan should realise he’s only the warm up act for Lorraine Kelly’ @ayeshahazarika 😂😂😂😂 brilliant show 😘😘😘😘

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

You very rarely if at all wrap on a job and wish it wasn’t over. However, that’s been just a fantastic experience on @RSCookTV special thanks to @StephenLeez , the audiences @Rylan and most importantly he Glasgow landlady @andreareid also the bottle of @RockRoseGin #navystrength

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

Candidate for @POTUS

PrimalLassie

@primallassie

5 years

A nurse from Tennessee weighs in on the #coronavirus and SHE. IS. TIRED. 😂😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 months

Oh that’s very sad 😔

Being Scottish

@BeingScots

5 months

Sad to hear that actress Gudrun Ure has died today at the age of 98. Born in Milton of Campsie, she was a seasoned actress of stage and screen. She was much-loved as Super Gran, the main character of the 1980s TV show.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

2 years

@TrinityTheTuck Hiya! I hear you were the toast of the roast last night here in edinburgh. Hope to catch you another time. Much luv xx

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

Sorry is #piersmorgan really getting worried about people not abiding by the rules at Christmas and the failure of government? So it’s ok out-with the Yuletide? Dear god the hypocrisy. To think that guy on the jet sky gets jailed for a month? If a celeb/mp etc nothing?

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

This has amused me 😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

😂😂😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

7 years

I don’t care if you’re fat or thin, the fact you need validation from people you don’t even know is the problem. Relax, have a biscuit, it’s fine 😘😘😘

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

Have to say it’s beyond belief that this ‘character’ is still a go-to piece of on air ‘talent’ with itv. Personally don’t find him amusing at all.

Edinburgh Live

@EdinburghLive_

3 years

Melanie Sykes says she 'cried' after Keith Lemon's jokes left her 'struggling'

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

Regardless of how busy you are, please don’t be rude to the flyerers this @edfringe they are just doing their job, just take one and bin it if you must. Screaming at them is out of order.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

10 years

“ @reallorraine : @EamonnHolmes Perez is a fud!!!'” Excellent use of a colloquialism! #fud

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

😂😂😂😂😂

Mark Pattenden

@disco2man

4 years

Yesterday I was having a go at making banana bread what you think?😉

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

Have spent many a happy hour or nine in here over the years.

PictureThis Scotland

@74frankfurt

4 years

Glasgow Watering Holes: The Doublet, Park Road. (2020) Pic: Andrew Baddon.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

Do you know where I really don’t like? Wagamama, over priced pish.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

Why didn’t I get this a child? Why was it made for kids? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

JJ 🍸🌈🐻

@JonDev6

5 years

I always wanted one of these 🍹🍸🍻

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

6 years

Sometimes I wish I had a regular job, like today. My hair is sitting beautifully and I think my co workers would appreciate it. However as that’s not be, I’ve solicited Smidgens opinion and she’s very enthused by the shape and texture.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

6 years

@rorydmackay @EamonnHolmes Jesus Christ! Won’t use the word I have in mind!!

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

My god @kylieminogue you turned it out gurrrrllllll 😘😘😘😘😘 @edinburghcastle that was immense 👌🏻👌🏻🏰🏰

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

Ok bitches, it’s happening, here’s a sneak peak at my new set and I’m thrilled 😁 can you believe a ‘straight’ man put this together. Here’s a link for the last remaining tickets and theres also this retweets of course, welcome 🤗

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

@GiftCee @SkyNews @adamboultonSKY @BBCNews @Channel4News The police are aware apparently.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

Sorry, this is brilliance! Who the fuck do folk think they are 😂😂😂

Jay Arnold

@jayfarnold

5 years

Am I a horrible person to get schadenfreude from this?

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 months

A woman on the Victoria line, she produced a Cornetto, seems to be a pack of three. Hasn’t offered me one, so I hope the rest melt before she gets off 😂😂😂😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

This is brilliant 😂😂😂

🔰 Gizmo

@Gizmo_Tweets

4 years

This... 😂😍

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

Yes the joeys

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

@NaomiCampbell @MariahCarey Oh wow! What a good pre Christmas 🎄 treat 😘😘

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

8 years

Oh good Mother @sheenadevlin they're here! I'm so excited @KatyDevlinn @Joancollinsdbe next week! #cannotwait

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

5 years

@jamesmartinchef @EdinburghLabour @sat_jamesmartin I’m sorry l, I agree with James. Are people really so stupid to think that all programming is live. Ffs

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

@eliistender10 There’re a similar thing here at chip shop, you buy your chips/meal and you can pay for another and they put the receipt 🧾 on a board for those who need it to redeem when they come in.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

Oh dear god.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

Well that was a genuine treat being back @StandComedyClub tonight and what a great audience. Huge’s thanks to ian and his team for being so covid compliant in a most friendly and efficient way. Really enjoyed that. Large @TheLeithGin poured now and ploughing on with @cw_dynasty

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

@JaneyGodley @ashleystorrie Congrats @ashleystorrie and proud mother @JaneyGodley and what a lovely thing to announce on #internationalwomensday2021

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

Oh dear god 😂😂😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

Thanks to Jordan @Morrisons at your waterfront avenue, Edinburgh store today. Who went over and above the call with granny’s 80th balloons for tomorrow. My niece got them and said that he couldn’t have been any nicer or indeed more helpful. Many thanks indeed.

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

2 years

Sometimes blocking is the only answer. The fun really has gone out of this. Still for those I do enjoy, merry Christmas y’all and here’s to a great new year when it comes, well a better one anyway xx

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

I honestly love her 🥰

Floella Benjamin

@FloellaBenjamin

3 years

Happy New Year everyone especially my #Playschool Babies. Don’t forget to spread love and joy wherever you go throughout 2022! ❤️

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

8 years

Just baked a Camembert, had the whole thing for lunch, you really don't need people in your life hahaha

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

So sad, rest in power 😘

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

So now you all know 🎄👏🏻🤳🏻🍸

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

8 years

@EamonnHolmes @RuthieeL @DogsTrust @thismorning take a look at this everyone and of course #rt

Edinburgh Evening News

@edinburghpaper

8 years

Helen Martin: My silent protest is starting to be heard

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

Very sad to hear #rogano in #Glasgow won’t open again? Here’s me and my sister enjoying the cheese post set menu 😉

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

😂😂

Sean ferguson

@crazycatgay02

3 years

🤦🏼😂

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

3 years

Och do you know what? I’m a wee bit tiddly, but I really love my dog 😂😂😂💯👍🏻

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Bruce Devlin

@BruceDevlin

4 years

@RealLyndaCarter @RudolphUcker @KaceyMusgraves My word Linda, you continue to be a lesson for the world in beauty, amongst other things. You look fantastic 😘😘😘😘😘 you know? As young lad, I dressed as you for Halloween and my mother claims she never knew 😉 let’s leave that there shall we? 😂 stay safe from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿