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Presenter @GBNEWS Headliners. Host of The Current Thing podcast. All links here:

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New topical podcast episode out with @PaulCoxComedy . We discuss: -Starmer forgetting he’s prime minister FIVE TIMES in PMQs -Labour’s attack on Oasis over ticket prices -The Tory leadership race -Jeremy Corbyn’s new ‘Independent Alliance’ And loads more!
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‘Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up smiling and clapping at the idea of my own people’s throats being cut...’
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I’m sitting here as an English person in England, wondering whether I’ll be arrested if I tweet the truth about anything happening in my own country. Meanwhile the establishment’s fake media discuss whether to ban social media entirely. Our ruling class has turned tyrannical.
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I cannot improve upon this reply.
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I’ve never seen a prime minister attack the people like this. Some would argue the miners’ strike era was a war on working people, but this is a thousand times worse.
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Wow they actually said the thing. 38 arrests, 4 knives recovered, one man stabbed but overall it’s been ‘really peaceful’ 😂 Three years in prison if you’re a white bloke, but chuck in some twerking and it’s a beautiful day. Scum media. Joke country.
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If you know the slightest bit of context, this is actually one of the most disgusting tweets of all time.
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I don’t know much about Meloni, but it is quite funny that a democratically elected leader is essentially being called fascist by the unelected German president of a European superstate.
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Hey Elon, I’m in one of London’s most expensive areas and no one has been raped OR stabbed in the last eight minutes. How do you like them apples, Spaceship Man?!
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Crikey- you may be right ⁦ @elonmusk ⁩ - it feels like imminent civil war in London this evening - people from all races and religions sitting in the sun, having picnics, walking dogs, playing frisbee, enjoying the greatest city in the world. #edgy
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So Piers Morgan says the unvaccinated shouldn’t receive healthcare, Edwina Currie thinks they shouldn’t be allowed out in public, and New Zealand’s PM has had them ‘moved on’ from their jobs. Let me know when this goes too far for you. Assuming I haven’t already ‘disappeared‘.
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We are under attack and we can’t even speak out about it without fear of arrest. The world has noticed. Britain is now an international disgrace.
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No one is ‘mad’ that you’re asexual. It’s like building a movement around not liking cheese.
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You can lay flowers, or sing an Oasis song, but our politicians have caused this, and deep down they must know it.
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Is there any vile criminal who hasn’t worked for the BBC?
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Sometimes it really is just you.
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We have no police, no legal system, no army, no navy, no border, no education, no culture, no identity, no religion…no country. There is nothing left to fight for. England is just a memory. Some of us are lucky enough to have seen it before it was destroyed.
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Starmer says: ‘If you target people because of the colour of their skin, or their faith, then that is far right’. Ok so the entire political establishment is far right for targeting white Christians for years.
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Is this kind of doxxing allowed on here @elonmusk ? Police appear to be abusing this platform by giving out the street name of someone they know will have potentially violent political enemies.
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A man was arrested as he stepped off the plane after his holiday for his involvement in the disorder in Southport Thomas Whitehead, 53, of Pool Street, Southport, was jailed for 20 months yesterday.. Watch the moment Whitehead steps off the plane & into our custody ⬇️
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Being angry about children getting stabbed is now ‘far-right’.
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Everyone should be incredibly disturbed by what’s happening in Germany and Austria, no matter how many vaccines you’ve had. Such authoritarian precedents make the world worse and more dangerous for us all.
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This is beautiful. One for the connoisseurs.
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Matt Walsh tricking Robin DiAngelo by slightly changing his hair has got me reassessing Clark Kent’s glasses.
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1 year
I can’t seem to find the BBC’s apology for this segment where both their female guests repeatedly diminish male suicide. Could someone point me to it? Thanks.
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Utterly demented.
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Starmer could have calmed things down by offering balance. Instead he chose to intensify and try to bait British people at the end of their tether into committing crimes. It was a wicked and dangerous thing to do.
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Stabbings are a daily thing now in Britain. Dartford Saturday (also defiled the body), Crawley Sunday, Manchester today. We can’t speculate why, or we’ll probably go to jail for longer than them 🤐 Deluded liberal politicians have destroyed this country.
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Checking in on Starmer’s international reputation.
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Ricky Jones has been suspended from Labour. Obviously they had no choice. Will he now be tried in a 24 hr court? How does Starmer fit this into his absurdly one-sided narrative?
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Starmer is actually raising an army that we know will only be used against the British people. This will never be forgotten.
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I exercise, take vitamin D, don’t drink or smoke. Yet I’m hated by people who put a piece of dirty cloth on their face and think they are being responsible for the nation’s health.
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People think wanting to reduce immigration is an attack on minorities, but I would happily deport millions of liberal white women.
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Lee Harris
2 months
This is a satisfying watch! The BBC assembled the most biased, left-wing, unrepresentative audience possible, and this woman thought she could embarrass Nigel Farage... It backfires spectacularly. Wonderful 🔥 #bbcqt
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They think they have ‘owned’ Farage by pointing out someone on £95k ends up with more money than someone on minimum wage. But this MSM nonsense only makes Farage stronger.
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Rowley has utterly lost it. Hubris doesn’t come close. This government is completely out of control.
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End Wokeness
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Met Police Commissioner Mark Rowley threatens to EXTRADITE and imprison American citizens over online posts. He does not rule out Elon Musk.
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ITV presenter just claimed two hot days is ‘The severe effects of climate change clearly becoming apparent’. This is why I don’t watch mainstream media.
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This Reform rally is huge. No amount of hit pieces can stop this.
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Does anyone know if she survived?
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If you’re not in the club, they’ll destroy you for nothing. If you’re in the club, they’ll defend you no matter what.
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Strange times when a white South African has to step in to save the British white working class from being oppressed.
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Imagine being more worried about the word ‘invasion’ than the actual invasion.
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This is the narrative they’re going with. The evil far right did bad things but the brave pro-immigration rainbow coalition defeated them. Pure fiction but whatevs.
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Obviously as a deeply neutral TV pundit I can’t say who I voted for. My only hope is that we can reform the UK.
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A woman abandoning a fight 46 seconds in after receiving a suspected broken nose from a biological man. Then crying on the ground because her dreams and possibly her nose are shattered. If you think this is ok there is something seriously wrong with you.
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So glad we have people like Piers Morgan to counter the hatred and fear stirred up by people like Piers Morgan
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He has failed his first test so badly that it will go down as one of the great failures in British history.
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The most disgusting line of Starmer’s speech was: ‘This shouldn’t be a country where people fear walking down their street’. Because the next line (about TVs/cars being set on fire) showed that he only meant the riots, and not the real causes: immigration and two-tier policing.
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‘People in this country have a right to be safe’, says Starmer. Exactly. And that is what the political class have taken away from us with their immigration policies and two-tier policing.
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Doesn’t mention the stabbing. Blames climate change. Normal day at the BBC.
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He has to be fired for his clear racism, as would certainly happen if he said this about any other race. If not, the BBC need to make a statement explaining why they believe white people don’t matter and can be openly discriminated against, just so we all know where they stand.
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The Telegraph
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🎙BBC Radio 5 Live presenter Nihal Arthanayake has said an overwhelmingly “white” working environment is affecting his mental health ⤵
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Just Argentina calling out the UK for being a socialist hellhole. All completely normal.
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Argentine President Javier Milei on UK censorship: "Since the socialists came to power, they have been been putting people in jail for posts they made on social media. Many journalists here (Argentina) would also want to have it like that, because they don't like the fact that
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A young man went to prison for over three years, just two days after posting saying he didn’t care about violence against migrants. Yet commit actual violence against Nigel Farage, and all you get is a suspended sentence and a small fine. We call it two-tier, folks.
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Throw cement at me, walk free.
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Lord Buckethead defeats Count Binface then gives him the double finger. Gotta love this country #ElectionResults2019
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Nothing worse than a white man being polite
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Imagine being wrong 100% of the time
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Will agreeing with 2015 Keir Starmer get me arrested by 2024 Keir Starmer?
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I don’t want to get arrested, so I’ll stick to the bare facts. This post is getting heavily ratio’d and mocked by users around the world. The government’s approach damages our international reputation, and tarnishes our great history of civil liberties. Think before you post.
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Think before you post.
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‘The atmosphere continues to be brilliant’. …apart from the three people stabbed, including a woman who was with her child and is now in critical condition. So insane how stabbings are just an accepted part of it, like mud at Glastonbury.
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Starmer is a managerial midwit. A brittle man of winter. A dead-eyed shark pushing ever forward towards his next grim, mechanical task. You could coax Shakespeare himself down from the heavens to tell him of all England’s beauty and he would only be annoyed that you had kept him
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Yes, because Jesus always conformed with the state and famously would do anything for an easy life
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Yes, I recall my childhood in rural Cumbria. Everyone was English but there were no doctors. Most of us didn’t make it through winter. Especially as we didn’t have any clothes. A nice cup of tea might have warmed us, but alas it did not exist. It’s a wonder any of us survived.
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Extraordinary interview, and doubt the authorities are thrilled with it being out there.
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Starmer is like a shark. Can only move forward, hunting for his next arrest. He is not a prime minister. Barely even a politician. Just a partisan enforcer.
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This man threw items at the police, yet he is met off the plane, 20 months in jail and his name and street published here (not just ‘a man’ for once). Meanwhile child rapists get no prison time, and machete killers are out in 6 months. This is no longer a legitimate government.
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The BBC audience just shouted ‘Shame!’ like it’s Game of Thrones at the prospect of…leaving the ECHR. Where do they find these gimps?
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Commentator: ‘She’s not happy about something’. Maybe getting punched in the face repeatedly by a man? Maybe the end of her Olympics or her entire sport? Remember all the smug woke people saying this was fine? Where are they now?
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I don’t know about you, but I think the running of the biggest free speech platform in the world should be decided by the woman who used to do sums on daytime TV.
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UK comedy has been destroyed by activists posing as comedians. Talent is no longer required, just public displays of fealty to the new ideology. The more vicious and unhinged, the better.
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The more I look into this Dominic Raab thing, the more convinced I am that bullying took place. The civil service bullied him out of a job.
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Lol. Pure fantasy.
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Starmer’s press conference was worse than even I predicted. He is pretending there is only violence on one side and goading people into absolute hatred. Which in turn he will use to justify increasingly brutal punishments.
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Clarkson was doing an obvious, if crude and misjudged, Game of Thrones satire. He was also lampooning himself with the absurd exaggeration of his hatred. But now we have to go through the cancellation ritual yet again, ironically chanting ‘shame’ at him. We have learnt nothing.
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Tough day for Labour. First a councillor incites horrific violence, now an MP is found to have posted these tweets. And just one day after we defeated the far-right and achieved a queer, decolonised peace throughout the land. Heartbreaking 💔
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I agree with Ash. Must be the end of days.
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Took a day off social media but I see they’ve gone full Matrix attack on Farage. It won’t work. They cannot stop what’s coming.
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Literally hundreds of comments condemning this disgusting behaviour/tweet by the police. I found one person praising it. Seemed odd. Turns out to be a Labour councillor. There is your police state.
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Starmer said he was going to be prime minster for the whole country. Yet he has immediately declared war on ordinary British people. There was literally one word on ‘understandable’ concerns, then just the usual football hooligans, far right etc.
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It’s impressive how many nicknames Starmer has inspired in such a short space of time. Two-tier Keir Tier Starmer Keir Stalin Keir Jong Un etc Already the most hated prime minister in British history.
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Keir Jong Un
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Never meet your heroes.
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Turning the replies off tells us more than your whole report.
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'The numbers of attacks on women have more than doubled since 2021 - the numbers weren't very low to begin with.' Sadiya Chowdhury speaks about the safety of women on trains as figures show that violent crimes against them on railways have risen Sky
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Lammy was always an awful choice for Foreign Secretary.
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Must be nice to tell the police how they should respond to your armed gathering. Wonder why everyone else doesn’t just do that 🤔
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I won’t have the vaccine till heavily armed police break down my front door and physically force me to take it. So probably around July.
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I see the libtards are using this moment of hysteria to try to cancel Douglas Murray, and even imply he should be arrested. This is how they operate. Pure Bolshevik bloodlust.
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Stating that a man and a woman is the ideal family unit to raise a child was enough for David to be labelled ‘an unpleasant bigot’ by the host. Political discourse in this country is a joke.
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Nick Dixon
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Check with community leaders.
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Sky News
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Are the Taylor Swift Wembley shows safe? [THREAD] 🧵
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Checking in again on Starmer’s international reputation.
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Lots of people saying this means we now have blasphemy laws in the UK. But don’t worry, you can still say anything you like about Jesus.
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Kind of takes the fun out of a conspiracy theory when the head guy confirms it at a conference
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So the ‘chilling’ precedent is not the bank compiling a massive dossier on you in order to kick you out for your political views, but an individual standing up to that bank? Extraordinary.
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Will they ever stop this garbage? People don’t like her because she’s horrible and pitted herself against our nation’s beloved Queen. It’s not complicated.
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This is a new low even for the BBC. A psychopathic immigrant games the asylum system and attacks women, yet the problem is somehow boys in schools (presumably watching Andrew Tate videos), microaggressions, and incels? Dangerous, moronic propaganda no one should be paying for.
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@BellRibeiroAddy claims that the asylum status of the acid attacker "is not the issue" and instead lays the blame at the door of "incel culture". These people truly believe that there is a pathway from microaggressions to dousing people in acid. I'm dumbfounded.
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The great thing about this poll is that the question is not loaded.
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The overconfidence of the stupid man.
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Labour MPs now organising to quit X in an attempt to delegitimize it and effectively turn it into Parler, which is their only play. Some services are following. A desperate Regime attempt to regain control, but can only work if enough do it. And even then it might not be
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The police are now Starmer’s private army, using their resources against one particular group in our country. This should not be allowed to happen. Where are the so-called opposition? And before I’m arrested, I’m talking about the Tories.
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Merseyside Police
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A man was arrested as he stepped off the plane after his holiday for his involvement in the disorder in Southport Thomas Whitehead, 53, of Pool Street, Southport, was jailed for 20 months yesterday.. Watch the moment Whitehead steps off the plane & into our custody ⬇️
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Regime comedians seem to be competing for worst take on this.
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People called ‘Jolyon’ out here talking about privilege.
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3 years
Sorry to sound like a bullied child but at this point I will vote for anyone that leaves me alone
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The male suicides keep ratcheting up as men try to make their way through a Western world entirely hostile to them. Yet this idiot wants to make things even more ‘uncomfortable’ for men and take away their last entertainments, like Star Wars. Imagine how awful her film will be.
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Matt Walsh
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Here’s the feminist director of the next Star Wars film saying that her goal is to “make men uncomfortable.” This movie is destined to be Disney’s biggest flop yet.
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Ah. NOW it’s important to know why people are congregating. If they’re violent young Muslims we suddenly need to know their whole backstory.
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Farage has survived a plane clash, a car crash, cancer, and defeated the British political establishment and the European Union. So I doubt he’ll cope with an unimaginative hypothetical insult from an actor.
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Labour are sending people to jail for social media posts, knowing they will be attacked by Muslim gangs in prison. They’re not quite prepared to use direct force yet, so this is how they do it.
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Leo Kearse - on YouTube & Saturday Night Showdown
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I found it
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