30/she/they/bi - alan wake containment zone of
@gulpereels
- must be 18+ to follow - fic wip/more explicit locked
@eternaldeerfest
- will contain spoilers
like I'm staring at the two like I'm not going crazy there's deffo differences but all I can see so far is that Scratch's beard is like, darker? did he use just for men or what
honestly Rose is inspirational like enjoy your hyperfix if it makes you happy, love yourself and feel confident in the things you do in life, be kind and sociable with the people around you, and *checks notes* get good with a shotgun--wait
so far what I've gathered Ilkka's filmography is like:
- fuckboy
- weirdo
- sad fuckboy
- sweet boyfriend
- guy who has a lot going on
- Best Selling Author Alan Wake, a man plagued by his personal struggles and inner demons made manifest
- guy who drives
- goth fuckboy
when Jesse finally meets Alan for real for real and she's just like oh my gooood you've been so fuckin annoying what the fuuuuck is your problem do you know the BULLSHIT I've been dealing with cuz of you maaaaan
alan writers room tape but it's just 3 minutes of him walking around the room going I FUCKED IT. WE'RE SO OVER. FUCK. IT'S FUCKED. WAIT. WE'RE SO BACK. NO WAIT
sometimes I feel like I'm going insane when I notice a difference but even if you make Alan's hair wet and pushed it back, would it really be as long as Scratch has it????
oh my god I was just casually googling pictures of ilkka and ???? we made comparisons with Alan with a jesus/saintly aura but he actually has played jesus in one of those good friday demonstration things??? 😭😭😭 what
just standing in my kitchen when it dawns on me that with the dlc, if that is actually Scratch, it makes my theory valid that Scratch is always the same technically but changes to conform to the genre and narrative that he's a part of
no one:
a bunch of people reviving a game from 2012 that was previously basically ignored and not regarded as part of AW canon until now and not until everyone realized it was hiding an S tier cringe fail babygirl meow meow: hey you should play Alan Wake's American Nightmare
I made a mistake, I was gonna head to bed but then I started watching that short film with ilkka and i'm going crazy over him posing like this in those slacks and suspenders