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You don't have to die to be dead to me.

Joined December 2011
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@Njeri___
Kate
1 year
The moment you come to terms with the fact that everything is temporary you will experience an unimaginable amount of peace.โœŒ๏ธ
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@Njeri___
Kate
7 months
Did you confirm with the hospital coz men can lie.
@MwagiAdv
Christine Bosibori
7 months
A man went silent on me for 2 days and because I didn't want to come off as needy and/or clingy, I also kept quiet. kumbe he was sick and in hospital the whole time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Look at what you guys have done to me. I'm always on guard ready to leave ๐Ÿฅน I hate that for me ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜’
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@Njeri___
Kate
5 years
Kesho mlipwe na one of the supermarket mtrendishe hashtag ya *our meat is safe*
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@Njeri___
Kate
7 months
Women normalize leaving men once they lose their jobs and go broke coz let me tell you he will also leave you for his type once he get that bag.. ๐Ÿค
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Kate
1 year
I guess the reason all a sudden he decided to do that podcast is coz the baby mama is now with Mike Mondo. He is so bitter kwa hizo YouTube/TikTok comments aki.
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@Njeri___
Kate
11 months
It was not equity being robbed. An mpesa agent operator was the one who was robbed. A chase down by members of the public then ensued which led to the suspect seeking cover at equity where the crowd surrounded.
@PropesaTV
PropesaTV
11 months
An armed robber with 2 pistols arrested trying to rob Ruiru Equity Bank. Residents requesting for 2 mins to deal with him.
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@Njeri___
Kate
11 months
Ati natamani sana kunyonya uke wako... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ kiswahili bana.
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@Njeri___
Kate
2 years
This have reminded me kuna morio alinirushia funguo za gate instead ya kuja kunifungulia...I instantly blocked him na nikarudi home.
@_Humphreymugo
Humphrey
2 years
@yunise_murray Ata amejaribu, inafaa kurushwa kama funguo.
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Kate
2 years
@mumirah Good for you.
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@Njeri___
Kate
2 months
Shelmith amepatikana migori?? From Thika? We might be looking for missing persons Nairobi na wako mbali zaidi... So let's keep on posting and reposting those missing.
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@Njeri___
Kate
2 years
Wale wa "not me though" ndio hufanya zaidi.
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@Njeri___
Kate
7 months
But mwanaume akisema it's over believe him please. They rarely end relationships.
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@Njeri___
Kate
4 years
Hii story yote ilitokea coz the guy asked another guy how he let his momma stay for 3months bila stima!
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@Njeri___
Kate
11 months
Kama ni Njeri hiyo haikuwa mimba ni kitambi.
@Odawa__
O.J.
11 months
Yani unaacha all those big booty latina hoes yues unakujia njeri wa mimba Nairobi ?
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@Njeri___
Kate
1 year
The man I'm about to date is going to get baby boy treatments ile serious.
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@Njeri___
Kate
2 years
I'm beautiful,I'm kind,I have a fat ass(well,not so fat) and I deserve everything that the world has for me. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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@Njeri___
Kate
1 year
@Nelly1Kremlin Should we also avoid single dads?
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@Njeri___
Kate
11 months
But some people are just dirty. Not everyone whose house is untidy is depressed.
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@Njeri___
Kate
3 years
"After reading the negative effects of drinking and smoking I've decided to quit reading."
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@Njeri___
Kate
2 years
@Ednah___ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Just throwing words.
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@Njeri___
Kate
11 months
Just because you haven't found the right person doesn't mean you will. โ˜บ๏ธ
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@Njeri___
Kate
5 years
Y'all don't pick unknown calls? Na mtu wenu akakuwa amepata accident and a good Samaritan anakujulisha?
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@Njeri___
Kate
9 months
Tuambiane ukweli,only Shiku can tell Mike to stop posting those kids.
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@Njeri___
Kate
2 years
"Unakuanga kirembo" what kind of compliment is that?
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@Njeri___
Kate
9 months
She said her brothers are in the house, anyone with her brother's contacts? This is scary
@nyamburant
Empress๐Ÿง๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
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pills are beginning to kick in. i'm beginning to feel delirious. omg i can't believe i'm live tweeting my own de*th ๐Ÿ˜‚. but i am looking forward to seeing what's on the other side! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ rn it feels like sunshine, rainbows, lollipops etc. which is a STARK contrast to my life rn
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@Njeri___
Kate
2 years
So who is Joho's social media manager? Since mnajua ni mmoja wetu hapa..
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@Njeri___
Kate
8 months
Watu wa ground floor it's your time. Watu wakicomplain joto nyinyi hamfeel anything
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@Njeri___
Kate
1 year
Arรบme ni andรบ cheap mรบno. Urerรญra mรบndรบ nyondo tu akauma รบrรญrรญ thaa thita รบtukรบ.
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@Njeri___
Kate
2 years
Mtu anaongea from Kiambu to Ruiru non-stop,this cold morning. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Njeri___
Kate
1 year
Twitter is the best app they ever invented. It gave me a husband.
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@Njeri___
Kate
3 years
Atawauliza kama aliwaambia mmpigie.. alafu awatusi ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@Njeri___
Kate
11 months
And to make things worse imasemekana ni karao
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Kate
6 months
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ hakuna kitu rahisi kujua kama when your man starts liking someone else.
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@Njeri___
Kate
2 years
@IdahQueenbee Ushirika estate..Kuna bookshop kadhaa hapo.
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Kate
9 months
Ray C had mad sex appeal I swear.
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@Njeri___
Kate
1 year
@SirAlexas These same people wakiambiwa wasiongeleshe their friends they cut them off without blinking
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3 years
@MwirigiOfficial @MtuPombe ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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