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@XCouncillor

23 days

Misplaced priorities man. How tf you have curtain before a Play station? WTF

shumi•𝕩

@_mishumo_

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Sometimes, independence and peace start like this🫶🏽.

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2 years

I believe Kenyan athletes cry during the anthem because of the pain they go thru to get the Visa

Prof. Judi Wakhungu EGH

@JudiWakhungu

2 years

Magnificent Mary-Mary-Mary Moraa!!! 🇰🇪👏🏿🇰🇪👏🏿🇰🇪

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I will lose 369m from Sportpesa if I don't bet this weekend 😂😂

Capital FM Kenya

@CapitalFMKenya

13 days

Govt to lose Sh5bn with Eco Levy tax removal

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1 year

Still funny 😂😂😂

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Tukiweza enda re-run, Mt Kenya wataamsha hadi waliotuacha ndio waibishe Uhuru and Martha vizuri 😂😂😂

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22 days

Lack of father figure i guess

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2 years

Kama femiOne alifanyia ivo, imagine kitu wanaeza fanyia Kilundeezy? Akifika capital Fm na vest ya Bball na bandana ya purple 😭😭

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Ukiitwa na Ruto uende state house. Just know you're not part of us #RejectFinanceBill2024

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2 years

That iebc commissioner be like 50m shillings divide by 50m Kenyans... Each Kenyan will get 1m

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1 year

On Coop Bank 😂😂

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14 days

His phone number here #RejectFinanceBill2024

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

14 days

Police harass journalists covering the #OccupyParliament protests

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Manchester United fans are supporting Arsenal when we Arsenal fans are supporting Manchester City 😂😂😂😂

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2 years

You hate to admit it but Ruto is huge. Delivered to Raila in 2007 Delivered to Uhuru in 2013 and 2017 And now a problem to Raila+Uhuru 😭😭

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2 years

Osumo huona umepeleka dem alikuwa huko jana kula fish anacheka tu kwa ndani 😂😂

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2 years

Larry Madowo, a luo went to camp in Ksm waiting for election violence for the international media.

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2 months

Ni sisi tunaamua nini itatuua, si wewe

Bill™

@StillBiIl

2 months

Y'all eat ass lakini mnaogopa chakula ya kibanda ju ya cholera?

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5 months

I think Dr. Khalwale is the only politicians with kids in local schools doing regular syllabus and not British systems...... Give him ministry of education .

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3 years

Grandma's house. A house once full 24/7 is these days empty! We grew and went to towns and grandma died

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3 years

Luos and Luhya really respect kwa in laws.. Those are places we don't just visit fwaaa

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2 years

Wewe sasa ukienda Court judge akuulize ulileta nini utajibu? Nini yako imeibwa ata?

Martha Karua SC

@MarthaKarua

2 years

It is not over till it is over …..

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1 year

My daughter said because she hasn't been to coast for close to 1 yr. We start saving now so by April when they close school we have enough money for the trip. She is saving money for air tickets, i save for the rest. She has since saved Ksh 130 😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Please, we cannot cry they hacked. How? What was Uhuru's role to us? Kila siku tutalia tumeibiwa? Apana buana, go hack it back and announce Baba! 😭😭

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2 years

Cha muhimu ni kikuyu women will always give luo men vagina... Kwa votes wako strict, but io ni shida ya Raial

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Larry can be gay or whatever he wants in peace. I have never seen him push any rainbow nonsense down our throats. You straight sleeping with "rich" men left you with nothing. Just bitterness and drug addiction #RejectFinanceBill2024

Maverick Aoko

@AokoOtieno_

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Luos are exploring and exporting top tier since cold car Look at him, Madowo is perfect Sadly, he's gay

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He's going to kill us with taxes, hunger and unaffordable medical care anyway? So why would we make it easier for him? #RutoMustGo

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3 years

Ombachi alipika food poa high end na kufeed Street kids. Lakini nyinyi mkipea street kids maharagwe na chapo moja mnataka mpewe governor seats

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Please take clear images of police faces arresting people on the streets... We'll air their faces later and deal with them #RejectFinanceBill2024

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2 years

Nyama sita kama views za Octo YouTube

Pioche

@PiocheBrio

2 years

Nyama ya soo mbili inafanana ya thirty bob siku hizi?

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3 years

Any job that cannot allow you to attend to important family issues like delivery of your child, illness of the people you love etc,..is not a good place to work.

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2 years

Imagine if a man said this

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Kama si kulala kwa rallies. Baba angeona hana votes Mt Kenya

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3 years

Online stores with no physical stores should be strictly PAY ON DELIVERY!

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2 years

Siaya people. The goal is simple. Send Orengo and Oburu home

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2 years

Nilipewa 6 ballot papers. Marked the all well and placed in each correct ballot box. But zero of my candidates won 0/6. This is a CURSE 😂

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2 years

That religion huwa funny af.... They don't want alcohol but marrying underage girls is fine?

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3 years

Alafu next year, mdate watu wanawapenda... Si dem anakuwacha Nairobi akienda road trip Naivasha bila panty

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2 years

See that reply? It's what we don't tell people

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This is how you beat the regulations 😂😂😂

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3 years

Ni vagina tu. Si ati uko na dawa ya cancer

Muva!

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3 years

I really don't understand what this man wants from me

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1 year

Mimi nilidhani Kimanzi anaRoll na akina Huddah... Anyway, ata maji chafu huzima moto

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2 months

Car sex nayo ilinishinda.... Ata club washroom sex hapana.... Kama unataka kunipea, tuende tu home ulale na mgongo mimi nilale juu yako

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3 months

We have to agree. This hommie knew too much

jacob juma

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9 years

Ruto wants to buy a bank and he is interested in buying a collapsed NBK coz it will be cheaper for him since NBK shares are currently pricey

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2 years

Huyu hataki mtoto wangu aitwe Arsene. Hahaha watabaki hapo hospital wajipange bas

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2 years

Mimi nilikuwa najua by now tutakuwa na 3m gap.... Don't trust women to bring anything to the table

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2 years

Shoba hutaftwa na single mothers ndio aweze kupikia watoto za watu wakati mama yao wameenda 1824 😭😭😭

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26 days

Shida ya mount Kenya leaders and voters ni huwa wana realise they made a mistake in a previous election. They talk and come very United again to make a worse decision than the previous one in elections 😂😂😂

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3 years

Relationship za watu huwa na deep accents huwa na true love kabisa... Nyinyi wengine wa kuita God "gaad" ni pombe ya bure tu imewaweka pamoja

lee

@youloveleona

3 years

If its not like this I don't want it 🥺

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Sorry to LGBSTSISGSV community.... We will be twetin like the old days 😂😂😂😂

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1 month

RIP I lost my girfriend 😭So today i got to the hospital in pyjamas. went straight to the ICU where my girlfriend was. Her legs were gone and so was her right arm. Road Accident 😭

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2 years

Dem wa kupiga picha na kuanika twitter

~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~

@dansilly_ke

2 years

As a comrade ...nini ingine imebaki 😂💔

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3 years

They way they treated Meghan Markle,... Italy will do it for her

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Please treat ABSENT AS. YES. AND LET THIS LIST GUIDE US GOING FORWARD #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024

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1 year

Ni kuma tunataka, mtoto pelekea babake

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3 years

Off to Kisumu. Too see my bro's lifeless body 😭😭

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2 years

Osoro ndio alilisha Joy akanona.... Ni kama Umoja ilikuwa tu weed na tap water 😂😂😂

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2 years

Asimio bloggers. Kama tumeshindwa mmeseme tu tusonge na life as we wait for Baba the 6th 2027. Izi vitu zingine mnasema hazimake sense

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1 year

Your boy is employed again. 40hrs per week with a good medical cover... Tunashukuru Mungu

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4 years

Kikuyu women will give your son a female name and find it okay. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Saa zingine uko brown saa zingine uko dark... Enyewe mombasa ni majini tu

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😂😂😂

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Joy ndio aliAdvice Mohkay about vasectomy ndio io mbegu ya drama isiendelee?

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1 year

Tumeanza kusoma jana ushaleta CAT? Lazy teachers 😂😂

TurboDiesel

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1 year

Curious what is mercedes good at?

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1 year

Mtu hawezi jua

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1 year

March 💝🫶🫶

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Now parents that left their kids at Marie stopes educating Ombachi on how to handle babies at the pool 😂😂😂

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😂😂😂😂😂

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If you watched Arsenal v City, Liverpool v Chelsea. Watching United v Wolves was pure abuse 😭😭

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3 years

😂 😂 😂 😂

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3 years

Shuka ukule bana

Gitahi Mureithi

@MorrisCarryone

3 years

Top of the table FC. Hello @Shakkeela__ and @OwichBrio

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1 year

Techno ikipita 10k si heri ununue mkisii akupigie kelele

drey

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1 year

Hio Tecno phantom X2 ni 80k? Siwezi nunua tecno ya beyond 15k 😭😭😂

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2 years

Laugh at Bahati. But remember, your girl has iPhone 8 you didn't buy 😂😂😂

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Bad girls will always get husbands... Then there is you Eunice asking for 3 dates and 90 days before sex

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Look at this. The gathering of funds, walking to hospitals, and making everything public for accountability... But y'all still want to talk shit about her?... If someone is paying her to do this work, let her continue getting paid... Beautiful work Hanifa...!

Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

@Honeyfarsafi

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Mchanga has found a way to pay for medical bills directly. I’ll be posting the details here after going to each hospital with all the details I’ve received. What’s the account number for KNH and Nairobi West Hospital? Of course other hospitals too and people outside Nairobi will

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Seen your pictures without masks. Ama wewe ulikuwa unauma corona na meno inakufa??

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What a loving family. Father to BRUCE NJIRU MUGO and BARBRA MUGO. Your father beats young protesters on the streets though

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4 years

Ulitoka kwa mzazi and mastered organized begging. Wacha sisi tukae na mama zetu bro

drey

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4 years

Hahha mnaishi kwa wazazi kama cartoon

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Its official. I went to vote. And out of six seats i voted for. All failed. I blame the candidates. 0/6

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😂😂

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She stopped reading midway to post on social media

Kiguta || Treasonous?? 🇰🇪

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theres this kenyan book i am reading and its about to make me forget social media for a few hours

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Picture of bottom 15 students staying in school 1 more week after closing day 😂😂

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1 year

Small Meeting day at the AG for my people

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Jaduong na Mohkay ni drama queens tu. Mwingine hana lungs mwingine hana balls...

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14 days

His Facebook account #RejectFinanceBill2024

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

@Osama_otero

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He is around archives he is a plain cloth cop..beware #occupyparliament

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In case of arrest from Today's protest, save this number. Text your name, place of arrest, and police station 0716 200 100 #RejectFinanceBill2024

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Yoh 😂😂

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2m target achieved. And Japrado found. Now focus on the main goal #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024

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Imagine explaining yourself to strangers because ulikuwa unadate mwendawazimu 😂😂

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Out of 6 seats i voted. 5 of my candidates lost so far. The only hope now is Raila LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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11 days

And don't forget to address the case of Robert Mugo Njiru.. The rogue police whose wife is said to hold a senior position at IPOA #RejectFinanceBill2024

IPOA

@IPOA_KE

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Investigations into police shooting during the Finance Bill, 2024 mass demonstrations. #GuardingPublicInterestInPolicing #PoliceAccountability ^EM

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Niliwai jaribu io kitu mnaita threesome na huko kwa college. Shimo ya kwanza niligwara na fire strokes machines ikakataa kuamka for shimo ya pili. Walinyonya machine wakibadilishana na ilizima ilikataa kuamka kabisa 😂😂😂

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When other kids wanaimbiwa "lala toto lala" kikuyu kids wanaimbiwa "usiwai pea raila president" Nothing else can explain this despite having Uhuru and Martha on our side

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2 years

Twitter, you must be clear 😂

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Japrado amechukuliwa outside Sikh Union rerweet widely guys sijui wameenda naye KCU 819H #RejectFinanceBill2024

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2 years

Listen to her, she has 5 years of experience being a man

sab 🇰🇪

@Sab__G

2 years

Why are some men so scared of wearing short shorts?? Kwa hii jua unangangana na jeans na Chelsea boots(WORST!) Na ndani ya shati tena uko na vest? 🙆🏿‍♀️ Short shorts are good, guys. The shorter the better.

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2 years

I hope ako na ukimwi juu najua alikuwa anatombwa na yule jamaa alikufa

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3 years

Lakini nick alifanya poa kufanya vasectomy.... Io generation ya wajinga need to end...

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We have been waiting for Billy at his place the last 3hrs. Ata kama ilikuwa anatembea from Muthaiga, angekuwa ashafika Mwihoko #FreeBilly

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3 years

Ako na kuma bana

iamjinx

@jamrick_

3 years

Wekeni paybill tuchangie Nyoks pesa ya simu bana.

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2 years

The late Wanjiru Wambui Maktejah

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