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Just making sure this is on the record. My new goal, after a Pulitzer in Criticism is officially a law named "Suck It".

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@HouseVetAffairs @RepRosendale If we get a law requiring easy scan and go kiosks and limiting VA collections to 60 days, I'd like it named the "Simply Use Commonsense and Kindness in Informational Technology" bill.

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@jtrebach I'm a wilderness medic. I would rather have a paramedic over a doctor in most emergencies. I need to be stabilized, not get told I'm fat and should try birth control or effing box breathing. If doctors don't like the characterization, they should address that internally.

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@SouthPhillyJays I'd bring the book and the screenshot to the library and let them know he isn't a fan. This way, they can spend their limited funds on another author that would appreciate the support. We have a library that displays local authors and rotates indy books by demand. I love it.

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@simonharris_mbd Key point: food bank. Poor and low nutrition can absolutely destroy a milk supply or our own bodies or, despite producing, still be too low in nutrients for infants. Alice's opinion is basically "stop being poor."

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@NikoIai24 @jtrebach Lol, crap. I'll take my slow comeback lashing.

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5 months

@ask_aubry "My parents were hand to mouth, absent, and uninvolved. My wife and I struggled and made mistakes as youths. So, I did the exact same thing to my kid and expected different results. What did I do wrong?"

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@VeryBadLlama I started smoking at 13. Now, I understand that thr nicotine was soooo nice cause it was managing my neurotic brain. What's hilarious is that I went to bootcamp and was part of a pilot study for smoking cessation in the military. They gave me nicotine patches! I never missed a

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@ask_aubry I'd bet money that mister wonderful didn't tell his siblings that he ghosted for a few hours then came back to offer her a tipsy lay.

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@ask_aubry This is the type of man that consumes a woman for years while shopping school yards. Then he marries a fawny 19 year old because "can't turn a ho into a house wife," and he can use the ex to leverage his child bride.

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@jtrebach I don't have favorite bugs or fungus.

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@ask_aubry Grandma is a groomer. It is not a grudge, it's a boundary. It's not even a difficult boundary. "Don't let abusers near my kids," is kind of universal. Pick new grandparents and move on. Lotsa lovely old people out there, playing bridge and baking cookies with enough love for a

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@tremonenta @byron_queen Yup! 98% of applicants in my field weren't even experienced or credentialed in my field. What few that were, were sooooo boring with fluffy applications and jargon. I'd 100% entertain someone that acted human for a change.

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@pallbro As a Johnston, I'd like to forward all the spare E's I got growing up. Been saving them for a rainy day.

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@SomaKazima Her profile vs the date. I mean, I can tell it's her but there's some disparity.

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@NikoIai24 @jtrebach Lol, i replied with outsidey things I do have favorites of. Lol

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@ImmunoFever Is this taboo also why, in the year of our cat overlords 2023, women are still scolded and hushed for saying biopsies, scrapings, and iuds are painful? Asking for a friend.

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@ask_aubry He's lucky she didn't throw him in the ocean and return home a widow.

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@smoke_nd_pearlz I had a dentist refuse to keep fixing my cracked teeth and explain that I was having seizures. I'd been tested and was told it was teeth grinding and mental illness. He responded, "I know what seizures do to the mouth. You see this neurologist and tell him I say you have

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@JeromeAdamsMD Skip the entry level and get an apprentice position for a trade. My son did it at 17 and is fully licensed and in demand at 21.

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@SourceDuMal I joined search and rescue at 38, weeks after my second brain surgery and more than 2 years bed ridden from stroke. I'm younger, at 42, than all of my 30s.

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@saint_lazarus_ This is what I would do when an applicant wasn't a fit but had assets and skills my industry needed.

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@BookSpotlight Throw the man away. Throw the family away. Literally, everyone is trash. Regardless of the book content or feasibility or the plot, being told to ask permission for a hobby or interest is grounds to bail.

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@percybrainrot For my 26th birthday, my husband was deployed and my dad couldn't come see me. A friend invited me to Busch Gardens and said we'd make a day of it. I got up and got the kids ready, cleaned my house and even threw dinner for her whole family and mine, in the crockpot. She never

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@north0fnorth For the first time ever, I feel compelled to memorize something. If I am ever falsely arrested I will 100% say every line, ending with asking if they are awaiting my limp penis. I don't have one, but that will be the best part of the whole thing.

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@ask_aubry So, this is a wish list for an abuser seeking a manageable long term victim. Take notes, friends.

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@guywhoiswoke It's the best.

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@HWickersWriter Why would one person with more than can fit in one seat be entitled to something they didn't pay for, when the other person with more than can fit in one seat did pay for it? If mom doesn't want to hold a kid, she should have bought a seat.

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@AM_Pines @VeryBadLlama LOL thirteen year old me did an n=1 study and won.

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@ask_aubry I just knooooow this em effer also did no housework, chose all their entertainment, and expected huak tuah because he made more than her, thusly, was of greater value to her existence. If any of us ever see a headline about a recently single scotsman, who was found flayed in half

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@ryancduff If a man is aroused enough by an unconscious woman and chooses to manipulate her limp body for "sex"... he's disgusting and a rapist.

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@erikhane This schnauzer did the koolaid man thing through our garden netting so much, for 4 months, that we finally quit fixing it this week. Now, he goes in the garden and eats cherry tomatoes with impunity.

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@PetiteNicoco @LoFiRepublican I did sympathize. I never saw the age. FIFTEEN?!?! A fifteen year old ate paper instead of cooking themselves a meal. I just can't.

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@kwoade I had a huge field for him to play in while I did yoga. He grudingly sat on my mat, slowing pushing me off of it, til I gave up and put him back in my bed.

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@ask_aubry The solution is he puts his mom in a hotel nearby and makes her comfortable there. OR better yet, gets his wife a week long vacay and spa package. I'm very transparent with friends, family, and my children that My husband is who I have to live with forever, so I will always put

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@Humanbeingalso Yesterday, I was carshopping (online) and asked the chat bot if they had first responder discount. It happily reported that they offered 500 off msrp for first responders and their wives. I had to break it to my husband that he wouldn't get a discount for being married to me.

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@ask_aubry Number of mentions of his son's talents, interests, or strengths: .2 "He spends his money on PS." So, dad is trying to shape the wrong kid. I'm pretty sure the kids both know this and think it's dad shitting on the son.

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@ask_aubry Now, talk about the "husband stitch."

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@lporiginalg Yet another example of people not having clear and honest discussions before reproducing and marriage. It's almost as if some of that old fashioned stuff could have saved them both two years.

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@InternetH0F In three states your child wouldn't be culpable for their actions...

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@ask_aubry He slipped and said "my anger." She got quiet because he was angry. Not because he spent money or because they disagreed. Which means she's been shutting down and shutting up to avoid... say it with me **his anger.** He wants her to speak up but admits to shitting on her for it.

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@FreeRangeLawyer @IJ So, by their logic, they could investigate a real estate mogul with the intent to seize an apartment building (the shell) and then inventory and retain the content of all the apartments? Or, perhaps, seize commercial property and then keep the contents of every business inside?

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@bencsmoke Crap... now I'm paying attention to a public figure in another country and thinking something is weird. Either, they're trolling or the lizard people are about to pounce.

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@birdbrainmd3 Skin care like soaps, moisturizers, and prestige sun blocks, I would start around 10 or in that hitting puberty window. Same stuff but tinted or glittery, and basic hosiery instead of just tights or leggings, 13. Full on make-up 15+. Hosiery with shaping or shapewear, never.

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@ruthyvbz So, they have pilots flying on such narrow margins that a 30 minute holding pattern would put them over time and force them to land 50 minutes from their destination? The math say they landed and took a 14 hour siesta, in real beds with access to modern amenities, in a foreign

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@Arthur_Chien @fox5ny I feel like the police could have gotten the suspect out safely, but chose to walk through the park and three city blocks of angry mob. Maybe this is what police resorted to since they can't be sure criminals will be punished later.

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@RightKingTodd @lporiginalg As a private investigator, i cannot suggest mailing this person photographs of himself in seemingly private moments for the rest of his life.

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@WomnOfValor My dad was just thrilled to get a kid and wasn't fussed when my mom lost interest. Dolls, guns, cars, GI Joe, camping, and glitter. He made sure I experienced it all and never felt like "just a girl."

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@216_Eliot_Ness @SouthPhillyJays It's how I find new authors without breaking the bank. If they have 3,7, Or 23 books on the shelf and I like the first one, I'll probably buy the rest.

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@remick0 @AquaticFlapper Truly a little scandalous. Lol

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@lisatomic5 A couple friends and I build a minecraft realm and boobytrapped it with buttons. Some buttons operate traps. Some release monsters. Some make food. We showed it to our kids and they took it over and brought in more kids who are bringing in more. Now, when you log in, if someone

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@ask_aubry Say it with me: your business, employees, and customers are not your dating pool. I've seen it in so many lines of work, especially private security and fitness. Owners (men and women) using their position to scout for partners. Like Hallmark romance but with guns and adultry.

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@ask_aubry I could not read beyond "no other alternative.... put the boy on the couch or let him bunk in your room. End. Of. Converstion.

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@tricia7191 @VeryBadLlama Now, I carry nicotine gum and chew it like a performance enhancing drug when I need to focus and be polite at the same time. I told a doctor friend and he said an occasional ciggy would be more effective if I could do it without starting back full time. He also cited that smoke

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@ask_aubry I've met several women who insist on female doctors because their husbands are "protective." I don't have the energy to deal with that.

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@imnotabotbiatch Nope. Children are not a retirement plan or a suitable alternative to skilled care. If y'all have a healthy relationship and want to invite him and would have him around, without the C, then I could see inviting him to ride it out with family.

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@nienna121 3.9 GPA and fogged a mirror for the LSAT... The disparity in those scores would have me rejecting him. Either he cheated or he has zero sense of nuance or deep thought.

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@EJAllstonEsq The couple requests that you go have an adventure and a nice meal in lieu of gifts. Your presence is what matters.

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@ask_aubry Omg, I don't know about Mr. Rogers but can attest that SAHMs absolutely watched Blues Clues on loop for Steve. I was stunned when a friend got all swoony over him and proceeded to tell me the inside secret that he was a sexy sexy man. I always thought of him as a man playing a

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@ApeIsrael @rsr_opal @jtrebach Y'all are silly but I'll play. I don't have a favorite fungus because they're tricksy liars that look like bones but aren't. I DO have two favore bones. This one, because it looks like it's raging at the sky. Also, I love photographing bugs but don't have preferences beyond

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@pallbro I'm oddly riveted. Will Dr. Johnstone ever complete the training? Is HR trolling him? Is this hazing? Where are all the e's?!

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@JanusJuhani What I'm hearing is that the last three years of VA appointments, grievances, congressional complaints, and wait lists, to maybe see a doctor in 2025 could be avoided and resolved in a few days if I fly to another country.

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@my_hive_away I hope it's just her singing Judas Priest songs.

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@ask_aubry I can't believe I'm saying this but... what she did is not impacting his relationships 11 years later. His reaction to it just never stopped and all his future partners are still doing pennance. Lame.

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@ask_aubry "I can't be the only mom," not wife... mom. This is the whole story. Wives, stop mommying your husbands.

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@ask_aubry I hate that she felt like she had to provide him details, explain a round of drinks, or ask the internet to get affirmation before she protects herself. *frome the rafters* YOU OWE NO ONE AN EXPLANATION and can set ANY boundary you want. The end.

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@ask_aubry Is this alphabet boy club some kind of book clue or something? Alphas, betas, sigmas.... what happened to gamma, delta, epsilon, etc?

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@ask_aubry Do not raise a child with someone who betrayed and entrapped you because the alternative is hard. "Sad and lonely" is a stupid and pointless sentiment and not worse than "raising a prostitute's drug baby cause I signed a lease." FFS

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@InternetH0F Thanks Andy for renewing my invitation. As a child, I loved the cultural exchanges. My dad and I flew into Seoul just for Lunar New Year.

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@LibertyLockPod This is 100% a reincarnated child.

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@NAO_SEYCH I watched this muted wondering the context. I loved her glow and re-watched thinking she mights mention a product. Wow... no.

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@bharperauthor The other day, I got onto an elevator. A woman was standing next to the button panel, like bodily obstructing it. I said, "five please." She squared her feet, facing the panel, belly button five inches from the 5, didn't press it. I couldn't tell until she got off on 3. I pressed

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@Pnut_Malika @Karnythia Agreed. That's a "what we did, doesn't count cause..." if I've ever heard one.

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@o2bnobx The goal is independence. The hurdles are a not disability complaint app that requires vision to interact with store bar codes. It sounds to me, like they should be placing the discount code on the product OR make a clicking tag to put with the price and sale cards, to indicate

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@JosiahHawthorne I know more combat vets and former cops that will watch Princess Bride, Frozen, and Shrek before any of the stuff he listed. Their wrists are quite sturdy.

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@michelle_byoung I'm still convinced these two are related.

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@crystalandqueue @mommabunnie My special needs child is 22. I was disinvited from autism play groups and even Autism Speaks events because I was resistant to "autism mom." I didn't understand the purpose of putting 12 nonverbal kids in a room and having all the moms loudly coach them into coplay. I asked how

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@RachelGlickler I don't like cake or sweets but my husband and adult sons make sure I get a nice steak and flowers on me days. Mother's day, my oldest offered to take me to a martial arts place I want to tour (a competitor to his school).

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@madebygps She's doing the lord's work.

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@ask_aubry The best horses are bomb proof and can be ridden by anyone. People need to stop comparing women's vaginas to farm animals and combustion engines. We. Will. Ruin. It.

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@ask_aubry He should join the military and move away.

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@FunkGodArtist Imagine thinking "lots of trauma" is a selling point to a woman... or any person.

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@ask_aubry Wow, she'd be unbearable at a steak house. The waitress would lay on some sickly sweet faux southern charm and call them, "hun." Then, the green eyed beast would explode, "How absolute dare you jezzebelle!!! He's MIIIIINE." Then! The wife would transform into a big hairy monster

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@shesbonky A 9mm would be very small and relatively painless, when he gets after his emotional blackmail and limited violence. Very fair. Only choice when running over him with a car could damage the alignment.

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@xerna_zaragoza @birdbrainmd3

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@thedigitalyenta Must be related to my doctor. Emeffer told me I needed to lose weight and I'd stop having issues. I came back and explained that it wasn't working. He explained CACO and called me obese. I told him my tdee for last 90 days was 1650, my daily burn was over 3k, and my intake was

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@AngryBlackLady I am hard on phones because I use them to the edges of their capability (outdoors and in austere conditions). Despite this, my used-refurbished Samsungs consistently last several years. It's a couple hundred bucks and it keeps my unlimited plan down to $30. My S21 is 3 years old

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@KeenanPeachy These labels serve to dehumanize and distance us from one another. Calling every person that is different "far" and a mix of acronyms and slurs helps good people promote hate and vitriole that they wouldn't do if forced to call people by their names and address facts.

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@mrsmeganeverly That's wholesome and I hope she finds happiness.

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@smoke_nd_pearlz Since I'm blocked from answering the question of my shade of MD, I'll answer. Our diet, hygeine, and sleep quality can seen in our mouths. The literal gateway tonour health. A dentist seeing a child with poor hygiene may well be able to flag signs of abuse or neglect that can't

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@DennisWormald Which gene makes him sit like this while we try to have a conversation?

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@SerenaTNZ @ask_aubry Not in the US.

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@SerenaTNZ @ask_aubry I'm aware. The US won't adopt this or permit it. Women might not get off on invasive procedures, but the billing departments of hospitals does.

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@EliMcCann If I need space or an open washer, I'll text ahead. Coming home to an open garage and low light through the house with fresh towels in the bath is everything. In these moments, silenslce and space is golden.

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@simsbehavior @percybrainrot That was 15 years ago. I've moved up.

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@dirojolu @simonharris_mbd Read what I wrote again. If someone is experiencing malnutrition it means they are not getting adequate and bioavailable nutrition to replace her body's stores to pass on through the milk. Hence, low nutrient density or low supply.

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@TheJeffPutnam Before homeschool, my son kept getting crazy lunch bills even though he brought lunch. He had food allergies. I kept asking why they were sending him to the line for food he couldn't eat if he had food. I was just told they wouldn't stop a child from getting food. Then! The bill

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@kimyaf I only hear from my mother when she wants something, including, most recently, her whole house decorated. I declined. My son is a tradesman. I pay him fairly to do work around my house. He declines the money but I've insisted because children are not an on-call service or

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@MizShannonS Yesterday, my husband and our sons (in their 20s) sat til 915 for me to wake up. It's the longest I've known them to all hang out and talk in months. That was special. They didn't need props and gifts to bond.

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@buitengebieden Thundering through the group of kids is pure labrador behavior. 🤣

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@emilykmay She's probably, at most, a size 6 in that second photo. People do this crap and act like 120 or 130 is HUGE on 5'5" frame. God forbid a 31 year old woman be slightly bigger than when she was 15.

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@fklein907 Definitely don't reassure children that the bone they found was deer or explain the difference between human and deer bones are in shape and texture. Apparently, that's a universal no.

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