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husband, dad. writer, comedian. infj. leftist. he/him #blm #lgbtqia #womensrights #ally #bekind #wokeaf 🌊 #voteblue #HarrisWalz 💙⚾️🥃🚲🐈‍⬛🐕🚫dms 🚫magats

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Joined September 2009
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1 year
If you've ever: questioned the singular use of they/them; refused to believe there are more than two genders; insisted that gender is based on genitalia; mocked the use of pronouns; etc., please watch this with an open mind. It's helpful.
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@Kissmyazz24 They're pleasant, they're kind, they're empathetic, they're uplifting, they enjoy things at face value rather than for status, they appreciate emotions, they tend not to belittle others for fun, and they're not likely to rage out.
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@barchalk_joanne @CKscullycat "Superior, it's said, never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy"
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@Sam_Strikes @INMutualAid because that was their highest level of education
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@EmmaScott then there's this guy
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@sarahkayla_ @PeytonElroy @REDLOVEJOY oh, her tweet doesn't mean well at all
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@slutriarch I love how, at 0:16, some kid to the left screams and one of these cultists turns to look at them as if the kid is being rude
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@DrMattBob @bkesling Imagine simping for someone who undeniably broke the rules and violated the sanctity of such a sacred place
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Seven writers who have enthralled me Number 2: Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy weaves humor with the supernatural to spin madcap, chaotic tales that keep me alternating between WTF and LOL. And I mean that last part literally -- I have often laughed out loud while alone at
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@_nomadic_soul didn't you know fluttering your eyelashes magically turns us into outdoorsy good guys?
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@_nomadic_soul Good grief. There's no need for a contest, but if there were, it would still be no contest. I know I couldn't hack the pain of pregnancy and childbirth. Nor of menstruation the rest of the time from puberty through menopause. Talk to a woman sometime, dude. And listen.
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@GeekyPixie9 I think about her bigotry.
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@KaylaChowShow It's true; objects may appear larger than they are.
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@teknatronik @DeniseMBreen gee, I wonder who makes it unattainable?
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@BigBadUSNDawg @TheRyanHamilton Why in the world was it so important to you to rebut a grieving father?
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@DivscottyAlt @BlackKnight10k @HillaryClinton For anyone with a sense of decency. For his supporters, I still can't believe it didn't end the moment he mocked a war veteran for "getting captured."
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@JasonSCampbell He is a horrible person. He knows there's no logic nor truth to the arguments he's making, but he makes them, anyway -- to play to his base.
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@Sarahjdublin @Kieran1011847 He's gone completely now -- it says that account doesn't exist
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1 year
RWNJs already saying: 1) the shooter used pronouns, so LGBTQ+ people are dangerous; 2) the shooter is Asian, so White supremacy can't be a problem; and 3) the shooter went to Wuhan University, so there must be a Covid conspiracy. This is why Hillary called them deplorables.
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@PaulMMarion2 @Kissmyazz24 Would you feel the same way about a male barista?
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@brian_muss81255 No one assumed you were talking about the disabled; you implied the elevator is there because people are lazy, so we told you other reasons it’s there. It is required by law to be there; its presence doesn’t mean people are lazy.
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@JDog83259 @BexWords Have you considered not victim-blaming, and maybe minding your own business?
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@DPayton1979 @_celia_bedelia_ How do you know Khelif has an XY chromosome? No reputable source has confirmed that
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@TheTankGuns This is neither martial law nor communism. And those two are not the same, btw.
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@mrsbluestocking @notcapnamerica I suspect his comments might cause some friction with his brother-in-law, at least...
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@JadeK526 They can control themselves — saying otherwise gives them an out — but they choose not to. It’s sickening.
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@ScottyHov484 @Cubfan13241 @CalltoActivism How do tampons in boys’ rooms put anyone at risk?
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@MenWhoMadeUSA @SnarkyLibruhl @ASFleischman Oh noes! Colored lights on bridges are coming for our heritage!
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@MikeSAdams They weren't and aren't.
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@tom_n_phx @JasonSCampbell for real, wait until he finds out there's a male in every hetero couple looking to adopt....
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@JulianaLung Why would you? It prevents fertilization, which in turn prevents abortions.
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@_nomadic_soul that guy nick is about nothing more than lobbing sophomoric insults; i engaged with him for far too long before muting and walking away
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@alaudisio @MeghanMcCain She's not stupid; she's lying
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@Sullie870125 @StephenKing imagine thinking you owned Stephen King with a comment like that
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@DoomScroling Look, it's a field of Bourbon!
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@matthewdmarsden @BlackKnight10k He didn't revolutionize anything; he bought the companies and their technology. Wealth does not necessarily equate to intelligence.
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@AgentSelf99B @earthing5000 wait, you mean trump wasn't flying that thing himself?!?
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@BlackKnight10k ngl, i was kinda worried about that election
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@ParkerMolloy Yes, because she released that apology before the groping video came out. She has a lot more to answer for now.
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@Kissmyazz24 It would open some eyes; unfortunately, I could see it causing a strengthening of the incel movement (if that's the right word for whatever they do). I'm not advocating against doing this; I'd just be worried about reactions, since men are violent and tend to not listen to "No."
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@MeghanMcCain Masks do not exacerbate asthma
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@RepJimBanks @theammind imagine feeling threatened because someone else has empathy for a marginalized group
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@inqdragon2 This was a candid shot my wife took during a beach weekend five years ago. Me and my younger son. It means the world to me.
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@Imp3ri4ll @MickJagger tell me you don't know anything about geography or culture without saying you don't know anything about geography or culture
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@C9MSK8 @Karmatrumpsgod And yet you told her to "go be with the men." Seems you want women in men's spaces.
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@in_the_sky34221 It's about forcing their religious beliefs onto the rest of us
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@jimaggie93 @Shutterfly @1800flowers why is it so upsetting to you that a company would show kindness and express support for a marginalized group?
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@TJ_onfire As if that person wasn't abhorrent enough, they threw in an ableist slur to ice the cake. Classy.
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@AllThingzTRUMP Is he suspending people for pointing out the truth now?
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@_celia_bedelia_ What did he even think he'd proven there?
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@EFarley38 @joncoopertweets Wait, Trump supports Biden?
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@AJA_Cortes Lotta 7s out there breathing easier tonight.
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@OmarRiverosays Meanwhile, they keep screeching, "Leave the kids alone!"
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@jWillia21075216 @ut73horns @NCAACWS @BigHec01 And they faced the consequences of that decision when half their team couldn't play
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@MLBNetwork @Phillies @jonmorosi I love Marsh! His story about the loss of his dad and his relationship with his mother is so touching. And he's so much fun to watch!
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@_celia_bedelia_ Imagine setting a goal based on nothing but offending strangers
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@jeffledson @Forbes You forgot "water-bomb the ancient cathedral"
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@JerasIkehorn Midway. Worst name for an airline ever.
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@mcgil_nick63 @alispagnola This *was* voluntary work; she did it voluntarily.
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@XCkyro @_nomadic_soul @jdajee6 quite the loving Christian, aren't you?
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@PaulMMarion2 @Kissmyazz24 And would you feel the same way if you were waiting in line behind some doofus who was wasting the barista's time this way?
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@Martin777warrio @DoomScroling @LilaGraceRose Theocracy is dangerous, but because you'll probably never believe that, look at what you want logically -- people would ignore such a law widely, so if there was a way to prove they had broken it, society would grind to a halt from having so many people in jail.
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@krisalteyespy Screaming Lambs
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@BrewingCopy @TheAuthorGuy Blue computer in the outlet by the light switch, For social media! Make a little MySpace in your soul. Not to put too fine a point on it, But Tom is my only friend, oh doggone it! Make a little MySpace in your soul.
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@KaylaChowShow I need to hire a pro.
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@Martin777warrio @DoomScroling @LilaGraceRose How does sex out of wedlock hurt the weaker ones?
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@ParkerMolloy Holy shit, what an embarrassingly stupid promo!
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@harrisonjaime @MikeLeeforUtah There was a lot of short-term memory loss in that chamber last night....
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@Kissmyazz24 (not me watching this thread and waiting for that toddler from yesterday to return)
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@eric_festa @TheDemocrats Fascism is based in nationalism; that's part of the definition. Leftists literally can't be fascists. They can be authoritarian, dictatorial, etc. -- but fascism is solely a rightwing government due to its nationalist roots.
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@jeffstorobinsky All I heard was, "Arf, arf, arf! Arf, arf, arf! Arf, arf, arf!"
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@Katerationopia What's interesting to me is, she told them she didn't want to go there anymore. Dunno for sure, but this sounds like it had to be before they dismissed her. I don't want anyone, even bigots, denied life-saving care, but I'm aghast she put in writing that she didn't want it!
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@Urtoez75_2 @Kanan_Jarrus_ I make a wide berth and look at my phone or the elevator display. If we happen to make eye contact, I give a quick, polite smile and look away. Women should tell men to smile more.
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@Advo_Katy I like how you cite your own blog as proof
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@Marcissist Talking Heads. Fear of Music is probably their most musically revered, and maybe I'm way off-base, but I think of the *back* cover of Remain in Light as their logo. Those airplanes were originally intended as the front cover, btw.
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@Chadlyv74 @tkag2020_ann @Ch33rs @McDonalds @McDonaldsCorp This has happened to just about anyone who's ever ordered at a drive-through window; it has nothing to do with her being a cop.
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Seven great books Number 6: Lamb -- Christopher Moore A hilarious recounting of the life of Christ -- from the perspective of Biff, his childhood friend. @TheAuthorGuy excels at researching a topic for accuracy and finding outrageously funny alternate explanations for familiar
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@TJ_onfire I can't get over the "viable at conception" claim. That is demonstrably, objectively, and scientifically false, no matter how you feel about abortion.
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@Martin777warrio @DoomScroling @LilaGraceRose Why do you care if other people have sex out of wedlock?
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@hwsmithca @Amy_Siskind Was that sent by the official Antifa organization, from its central headquarters building at the undisclosed location?
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@BlackKnight10k 😂.....wait what? That can't be the whole story. There has to be more to it. From 1980 to 2008 they were besties... What happened in 2008? Oh the top secret plea deal. That's right, I forgot about that part.
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@guelphgirlchris @LaraLeaTrump Check his left hand at 0:09
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@B1LLY_M0RR15 Only one was an attempt to overturn the results of a free and fair election.
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@BlackKnight10k and of this:
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@LiberalBitch_Jo and she would be putting her life in danger by doing so, whereas she would not pose a threat to anyone by using the women's room
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@MaximusVesuvius @FinesseEness @notcapnamerica it is if you're a woman and a man feels entitled to your attention; in fact, it's often dangerous
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@RepBoebert Try that argument when another country refuses to admit you. You know you can't just dodge their customs agents like the House metal detector, right?
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@TheOnion you know some people are going to share this thinking it's true....
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@BlackKnight10k I've never understood it. It's some serious, seething rage toward someone who isn't hurting them in the least.
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@OccupyDemocrats Please never use the phrase "see Trump go down" in the context of a Stormy Daniels reference again....
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@mychalrwilson @EmmaScott Wait, you think it's weird of her to expect people to not act like creeps?
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Here's why it's important to vet before following anyone who posts #NoDemUnder1k -- this goon is an antisemitic white nationalist whose page is a dumpster fire of bigotry. And she is explicitly trying to disrupt @BlackKnight10k 's amazing hashtag movement. Don't fall for it. Vet.
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@ChairLPCO @AriDrennen “the majority of kids at public school meltdown if they have to engage with anything other than an electronic device.” Citation?
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@Still_Mark_Rami she wasn't born male
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