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@MaximusVesuvius
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3 years
@koaleszenz @PardesSeleh Emma the-empathetic-daughter-of-lesbians is not who blew Osama’s head off— and she could NEVER BE. This guy blew Osama’s head off:
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6 months
@lporiginalg Only thing this is right about is the food.
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11 months
@Ellumi_ @Leviiii7 @junglecure All this to cope with the fact that boxing is just one aspect of MMA and MMA was created to answer this very question: “Who wins?”. Boxing didn’t win the original tournaments, Brazilian Jujitsu did.
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3 years
@NicholasHeurich @koaleszenz @PardesSeleh I’ll use the first amendment—that US soldiers died for— however I like. You can bich at me all you like, because I don’t care what some liberal Rick and Morty simp thinks.
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2 years
@lporiginalg “The Lord regretted making human beings on the earth, and his heart was grieved.” Genesis 6:6
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9 months
@BronskiJoseph IQ difference isn’t the biggest issue, the biggest issue is that men are more utilitarian and are more interested in systems— even when they have lower IQs.
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3 years
@yeezertothe Mcgregor had a real boxing match with Floyd, Logan would have been DQ’d for holding that much in a non- exhibition fight. It was a wrestling match.
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3 years
@Cernovich Floyd was overdosing on meth/ fentanyl and said he couldn’t breath before he got out of the car to resist arrest— verdict and reaction are mob rule bullshit, not justice.
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5 months
@yxm84 @bizlet7 First ones turn 30 in 3 years.
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1 year
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1 year
@kxngdacv @shawndre000 @BloodyElbow Floyd isn’t checking leg kicks or dodging head kicks. Conor took Max Holloway down, he could take Floyd down for shits and giggles and choke him out within 30 seconds if his pride didn’t stop him.
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10 months
@uberboyo @Trailblaze777 Most military wins but still a smaller empire than England. The French Revolution was socialist bullshit. French Enlightenment thinkers were mostly left wing douches while Scottish thinkers were inventing/promoting capitalism. The French created Post-Modernism. They suck.
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@MaximusVesuvius
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2 years
@theoliveranwar Someone show a ripped high testosterone guy they consider “woke”. I can’t think of any. There are NONE in the UFC or boxing.
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3 years
@ronrico404 @mymixtapez Not bad picks but also not the ones that get people into anime as children. You’re comparing Toy Story with Django; both good in their own right.
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@uberboyo @Trailblaze777 The French haven’t done nearly enough to be so pretentious.
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4 years
@Jacob__Crab @benshapiro Ben: Don’t you dare say anything offensive about Jews like “all about the Benjamins”! I wear my hat and celebrate every holiday!” Ben: (Makes fun of the fundamental tenet of Christian faith.) You can’t have it both ways.
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2 years
@AnjaKober @gregggonsalves “We shall risk a pandemic because people NEED to grind on strangers at parties!” - Gregg
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3 years
@SNedyarb @libsoftiktok I’m all for insults and telling them to fuk off, but I draw the line at wishing death upon people.
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1 year
@DanielKotzin @GadSaad Of course; though “Palestine” was originally named “Judea” or “land of the Jews”.. that was just a mix up, or something. Definitely wasn’t renamed by the Romans to insult Jews.
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1 year
@zermatist The rise of the PAWGs is black culture’s influence on white culture. Body type preference is variable (ass vs boobs) but society can’t change men’s preference for symmetrical women with good skin— standards for pretty faces haven’t changed since Marilyn Monroe and won’t change.
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4 years
@ScottMGreer @ColumbiaBugle The kid should be given a medal for protecting the city. Instead he’s charged with a crime. Trump should pardon him.
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4 years
@AP4Liberty That kid was an excellent shot. Bet he’s great at Call of Duty.
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5 years
@sapinker The virus is in humans and humans absolutely respect travel restrictions and security guards/police more than they respect the absence of them. Restricting travel can lower the death toll and give the US the time it needs to prepare.
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3 years
@chupercabruh @libsoftiktok Dressing up as a cheerleader for a goof is one thing, pretending to give a lap dance is another. It’s weird.
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3 years
@Estivel @Timcast Lawyer: If you had found Floyd’s body at home, are fentanyl levels high enough that you would classify this as an overdose? Medical Examiner: Yes. Lawyer: Did knee placement cut off Floyd’s airway? Medical Examiner: No. 49:40 and 53:40
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2 months
@fenoxsky @MumblesYaya “DDP, here’s what you’ll do.. run THROUGH the punches while windmilling your arms— fighters will be so confused you’ll become champion.”
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3 years
@crypto69crab420 @GreyDeLisle You’re only allowed to listen to The New York Times and “Pod Save America”. Sorry, I’m a leftist dictator and these are the rules.
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4 years
@jackmurphylive @willchamberlain BLM wanted no police. Congrats they got it! This is what people with common sense do to people that attack them. Deserved every bit of that.
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1 year
@lthomasnews @SuicideKing86 Walker told the doctor “I’m in the desert” lol.. I actually think the doctor stopped it because he felt disrespected.
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3 years
@ronrico404 @mymixtapez They got more people into anime than any other shows— maybe not the greatest anime but good enough and have great qualities that got people invested.
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2 years
@big_business_ The real doctor in the back:
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3 years
@ronrico404 @mymixtapez Or, they put them as the “founding fathers of Anime’s popularity” because they are. That doesn’t mean I haven’t watched Sword Art Online, Mob Psycho, Seven Deadly Sins, Made in Abyss, Attack on Titan, Re: Fate Stay Night, Dorohedoro, Full Metal Alchemist, Yu Yu Hakusho.
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@sirenspear @RichardHanania “Hey guys, hypothetically, is it ok to bang minors if I pay them and their parents?” That’s the question he’s asking and the answer is so obvious that it implies an ulterior motive. Very, very, odd to ask.
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11 months
@crystalxduan This is why women with multiple brothers and no sisters are the most reasonable out there.
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5 years
@HelenBranswell Best news so far, actual mortality rate is .6%: South Korea has tested 140,000 people for the coronavirus. That could explain why its death rate is just 0.6% — far lower than in China or the US.
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@franklinleonard @LillChristopher @WadeMiller_USMC You resorted to personal attacks when he gave you a logical argument that you couldn’t handle emotionally.
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@JenXFreeman @notcapnamerica The Democrat desire for echo chambers where everyone agrees with them is foreign to me. I get bored if I’m not debating my ideas.
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1 year
@FightHaven Retards fighting on concrete.
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11 months
@charlesmurray Exactly why I’m not, Edmund Burke said it best:
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3 years
@jakepaul Whoever buys this should be immediately imprisoned.
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5 months
@ThatTylerPopp @CircaSharp @Resist_05 @nadawi_20 Less kids would die if Egypt would let them into their country. Why won’t they?
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@SitaRose27 @davidfrum Blowing up in their faces because you don’t like it and didn’t like them anyway? lol
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11 months
@FischerKing64 Replace “baseball” with.. all professional sports leagues.
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3 years
@PiperTrace @JaywanIncBeats @GreyDeLisle She’s been divorced 3 times, has kids, and is 47 years old; unless this Rogan listener is 60 years old she should be grateful any dude wants to go on a date with her.
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9 months
@hollowearthterf Unless you’re trying to gain millimeters of distance or shave milliseconds off your time, you don’t need to wear tiny spandex.
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2 years
@TPostMillennial “Testosterone is why we don't live in caves. Next time you're driving a machine that runs on explosions, across thousands of tons of concrete arching gracefully through the sky..and you don’t die..thank testosterone.”
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3 years
@arielhelwani Ron Desantis— the only US Politician that handled COVID correctly and PROTECTED THE OLD IN FLORIDA!
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2 years
@VaushV @EndWokeness Saying that every black American needs to do an Ancestry deep dive and determine if they’re owed money from people that never owned slaves.. isn’t “historical accuracy”. And the North was rich without slaves, slaves didn’t “build this country” anymore than cheap Chinese labor.
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3 years
@bobcoxict @JackPosobiec Lawyer: If you had found Floyd’s body at home, are fentanyl levels high enough that you would classify this as an overdose? Medical Examiner: Yes. Lawyer: Did knee placement cut off Floyd’s airway? Medical Examiner: No. 49:40 and 53:40
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3 years
@Inkling61 @wokal_distance These are tiny groups of people using bots to trick the Twitter algorithm into making non-issues seem more important/popular then they are.. in order to blackmail corporations into firing people that tiny groups dislike. I’d say that’s fraudulent and nefarious.
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@0x49fa98 I owe my awareness to my 50% black high school and functional prefrontal cortex but I appreciate Steve. On a more serious note, Charles Murray and John Rushton were my influences. I just recently heard of Steve.
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@GeopoliticalRob @oocmma It’ll be 20 years before another comes around.. he was a once in a generation personality.
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11 months
@biocompound @NickTheCynic Most men think being shy is hot. Exact opposite of women. What? You think we like loud aggressive ball busters? We like introverted women.
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2 years
@ChristinaPushaw @LizHighleyman @schraderism @gregggonsalves “We shall risk a pandemic because people NEED to grind on strangers at parties!” - Gregg
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3 years
@GathieFalk @Cernovich “Then my wonderful transgender friend gave me a big tight hug and I said….BACKUP BITCH, BOUNDARIES!.. I am transphobic ya know.” These people laughed but have short term memory issues.
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@HunchoM5 @AOUREDOO Can’t forget this one
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2 years
@ClownWorld_ When we shoot down 11 balloons the Chinese will say we had 12 balloons over China.
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4 years
@JasonLareau @ElijahSchaffer @MichaelCoudrey Kid defended himself and stopped the mob. Give him a medal. Also, GFY.. go try to burn down someone’s property and attack an armed civilian.
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3 years
@NicholasHeurich @Vizini7 @koaleszenz @PardesSeleh Anyone can serve, but it’s hilarious that an institution ultimately dedicated to force/killing people and blowing up things... has a commercial about how it’s ok to be the daughter of gay parents and go to war. It’s weakk azzz woke nonsense. Fukk off with your feminine shitt.
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@tamimarlerMBA @RealCandaceO @benshapiro Newsflash: Jews don’t worship Jesus. That’s like asking a Christian what they think of Mohammed.
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@RichardHanania The amount of people that don’t understand this is baffling. Palestinians are way better at propaganda than the Japanese in 1945. Also, antisemitism helps bias people.
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2 years
@taterTATi__ @ChristinaPushaw The bill says that teachers can’t incorporate sexuality discussions into CURRICULUM, for K-3rd grade; not that gay teachers can’t have pictures of a spouse or say who they are.
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3 years
@MrsBearSquared @ElieNYC @joerogan I don’t listen to Rogan much, but why do you have to be an asshole?
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@TiffHuber @prognosis2046 @WomenPostingLs It’s creepy that they did that but also creepy that many women think that OF is an acceptable line of work. So the creepiness cancels out and we’re left with the fact that you shouldn’t post butthole pics on the internet if you don’t want mom to see.
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@NikkiVicious @DianneCallaha16 @juliettekayyem No, he spoke to a leader of the Taliban whose name was Abdul. You’re the problem.
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8 months
@hollowearthterf You know that Cubans have a vastly different history than Mexicans right?
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1 year
@Web3Brainiac @WomenPostingLs Bragging about being a loser makes you an even bigger loser.
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11 months
@mmahoganymami @JovanRMFC @DailyLoud Seems like she doesn’t want pretty girls to date ugly guys. That’s called: judging people based on looks (and stereotyping).. which she said she’s against.
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@PastorBenMarsh @JustWon56148013 That’s how I introduce myself “Hello, I’ll be your English teacher until you’re all deported”.
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@noyade0x @acdmma_ “I disassociated and went along with it so it was rape.. anyway, you can buy pics of my asshole for $10.99 on my onlyfans.”
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@SamuelPGonzales @MattWalshBlog Because MANY large corporations will fire everyone that has stated a conservative opinion on the internet. Probably all corporations would once Blackrock gets in their ears.
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3 years
@Cernovich @jordanbpeterson He’s right, why does anyone care about Trump when the Republican Party has people like Dan Crenshaw, Tom Cotton, Josh Hawley.. and hopefully JD Vance? That’s the future. Not Trump.
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@FBI Weren’t there thousands and thousands of assaults on police during the BLM riots of 2020? Where are the posts about that?
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@JebraFaushay Looks like one side of her face is paralyzed.
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3 months
@afeldMMA @arielhelwani It turns out that pole dancing is the best base for MMA?
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4 years
@ReplicantX6 @ElijahSchaffer They attacked him. Self defense all the way. Looks like they valued destroying property and attacking him more than their lives. He’s a hero— give him a medal.
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@gemdata @ChuckModi1 Floyd was overdosing on meth/ fentanyl and said he couldn’t breath before he got out of the car to resist arrest— verdict and reaction are mob rule bullshit, not justice.
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2 years
@IntelCrab Such a snowflake.
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4 years
@NRPeterElliot @benshapiro Since we’re making dead-Christ puns, are Holocaust puns ok now?
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3 months
@Re_birth499 @ufc @AlexPereiraUFC Alex has a puncher’s chance but I think Jones destroys him with wrestling.
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@razibkhan True, but I bet they do eat geese/ducks at the park.
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@realburgergod @martianwyrdlord I don’t give a shit what foreign country is persecuting you. If you kill 3,000 people in my country then we destroy you. The US also gives tons of aid to Egypt, if Egypt attacks someone and their enemy attacks the US then they’re getting destroyed.
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2 years
@WomenPostingLs I enjoy her naïveté. This is just funny and not an L; according to my scorecard.
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9 months
@RichardHanania Their tribal dance routine should be outlawed due to dangerous levels of cringe.
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11 months
@sirenspear @RichardHanania The answer is so obvious—NO— because 14 year olds are mentally undeveloped and it sets a precedent that rich guys can buy poor minors for sex, what about 13? Is puberty considered? Damaging long term to child. I don’t like the hypothetical BECAUSE the answer is obvious.
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@MAGAX1776 @RichardHanania This is all short-term thinking. Yeah, the ones that come from poverty work hard (and disobey a bunch of littering etc laws that don’t exist in their countries). The second generation goes on welfare. Going to turn the US into even more of a shithole because “cheap workers”
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1 year
@VaushV Hamas should think about not hiding amongst civilians and Palestinians should think about not supporting them.
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1 year
@LibertyDent0n @benshapiro Do you understand the difference between terrorists killing children on purpose and collateral damage from a retaliatory military strike on terrorists that hide in civilian areas? Nah, you don’t.
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1 year
@akaLordCrypto @BloodyElbow To be fair, those kids were little shits to him when he got KO’d.
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@mollymsatori @EnterprisesTac @lporiginalg Because I’m not trying to date you.
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4 years
@guriel @JoePompliano Tyrann instigated it by getting in Brady’s face first but the worst people in the world always want to punish the people that justifiably retaliate to the aggressor.
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@Umpadiggga @Lizard69Talking @Saiko_off @acdmma_ “He yelled at his assistant so that scared me into staying (didn’t scare the friend for some reason 🤨) and then I just said ‘I’ll disassociate and go along with it” She’s nuts, lying, or both.
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3 years
@Blackhag @lporiginalg Tucker. NSA is playing word games. Think about which is more specific “spying” or “unmasked”. You can be unmasked and leaked without technically being “spied on” (targeted). It’s still illegal though.
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@ky_732 @nugget_027 @Cody_Nolove Cody would look like Floyd Mayweather against Jake Paul. He was 32-0 in AMATEUR BOXING, before MMA.
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1 year
@hollowearthterf @GVonG88 She wants attention, she doesn’t have autism. Someone should have told her to sit down and act like a civilized human.
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@IEB59802536 @lporiginalg I wonder what the kid will be like. No baby has ever been exposed to the level of testosterone you can inject artificially. Going to be a caveman.
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4 years
@GotNoSperm @Peter_Hargraves @justin_hart @SWAtlasHoover The research he cited doesn’t care what degree you have— it’s data, truth.
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