Ciaran @CiaranBloo Twitter profile

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

6 months

Ancelotti is the best manager ever. Not literally, but everyone ahead of him is a freak who’s life revolves around dots on a whiteboard, while he’s a got a CV as good as anyone while being so relaxed on wine and carbonara that he’s got that head of hair at 64.

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Starmer in his study with Thatcher’s portrait

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has reportedly removed a painting of Margaret Thatcher from the Downing Street study room after finding it 'a bit unsettling' [ @spectator ]

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1 month

Maupay and Greenwood frontline

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@CiaranBloo

4 months

Him having a normal barnet makes me feel older than Sahin managing Dortmund

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

4 months

🇮🇹 El Shaarawy... damn. 🥹❤️ #EURO2024

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

3 months

Can I say something

Priti Patel MP

@pritipatel

3 months

Well done England!!! Congratulations to the team - keep going and bring it home!🤩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁

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3 months

Even the replies to this are just an endless stream of denying a nations existence, need it so bad

kos_data

@kos_data

3 months

The Internet is demanding a UEFA Balkan Cup.

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@CiaranBloo

1 month

In 2009 my Dad was gonna take me all the way to Sunderland to see Oasis then bottled it and promised me he’d take me on their next tour, can’t wait to see how rattled he is when I try and hold him to it

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@CiaranBloo

4 months

No 2pm game on my first WFH day of the tournament

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@CiaranBloo

1 month

The noise Homer makes, Castellaneta the 🐐

Jesse Hawken

@jessehawken

1 month

What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

10 months

God bless you boys 🫡

Football Away Days

@AwayDays_

10 months

Fulham fans in the festive spirit as they make the trip up to Newcastle today🥂

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@CiaranBloo

5 months

Tuchel sent Choupo-Moting to go on as an inverted defensive false 9 in a low block, Ancelotti told Joselu to have fun and slipped him Nonna’s recipe for veal meatballs. Thats the difference, that’s football, that’s Bellissimo Gioco.

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@CiaranBloo

2 months

Roster

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@Gideoomatic

2 months

57 professional first team players on the roaster is absolutely insane

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@CiaranBloo

2 months

Arteta when City win the league again and announce Pep’s new contract

Chizzyyy

@Arsenal_Chizzy

2 months

I need Mikel Arteta to use that PAIN and clinch the title next season 💔🥹

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

4 months

International tournaments in real countries >

OnsOranje

@OnsOranje

4 months

𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗚 = 𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗝𝗘! 😍🧡🇳🇱 #NothingLikeOranje #CreateHistory #POLNED

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

22 days

Trying to claim United players as Barclaysmen, we had a good run lads but its officially dead.

Theo

@TheoHubel

22 days

Luis Nani x Club Foot #Barclaysmen

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@CiaranBloo

9 months

My barber says “Hows your Dad lad?” I say okay then he rants about the worlds two great evils: The Nation of Turkey and Liverpool Football Club

“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE

@megantheevalium

9 months

what it’s like getting your hair cut in logan square

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@CiaranBloo

6 months

Manchester City

@ManCity

6 months

We have something special on the way... 👀

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@CiaranBloo

21 days

Fucking yanks weighing in now, sorry you couldn’t enjoy Geovanni in 2008 because you were being forced to remember 9/11 23 hours a day but some of us lived in a proper country with a proper sport.

Sumeet

@flameosumeet

22 days

You don’t miss 2000s Barclays. You miss being a kid and watching sports without responsibilities. You miss coming home from school and playing FIFA with your friends. You miss watching sports free of Twitter agendas.

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@CiaranBloo

11 months

“He’s harmless” I say as I take a fighting stance choking him with chains from a cruiseliners anchor just to make him stand still

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

2 months

Never been a pub where a dog wasn’t perfectly behaved, nobody’s bringing a nuisance one when they want a relaxed pint, people who say this are just contrarian and miserable

The Independent

@Independent

2 months

Ban all pet dogs from pubs – you know I’m right

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3 months

@Vadultmann

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@CiaranBloo

1 month

Ah well, only Oasis innit. At least one day we'll definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death

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@CiaranBloo

8 months

Crying at it being 34 days past the planned finish and he hasn’t got to the Sahara yet, who told him it was doable in 240 days

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

8 months

Worthing man running length of Africa eyes Sahara Desert

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@CiaranBloo

8 months

Kloop leaving before the names on the Epstein docs are revealed? Coincidence I’m sure.

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@CiaranBloo

2 months

Great British Getty Images

@shitbritishpics

2 months

A small corner shop displays alcohol and cigarettes for sale near Leatherhead in England (2008)

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

4 months

The Conference League is the only good alteration the woke mob have made to football in about 120 years

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

1 month

Body’s barely cold and they’ve started dekloppification

Liverpool1207

@Liverpool1207

1 month

I guess it had to happen, Jurgen's bar to become 'The Three Graces'

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

10 months

I know those “Remember Guti?” Sessions in someones kitchen go hard

george

@StokeyyG2

10 months

Most searched players by Country in 2023. What is this…😭😭😭

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@CiaranBloo

3 months

ITV Football

@itvfootball

3 months

A penny for this man's thoughts? 🤔 #Euro2024 | #DENENG

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@CiaranBloo

4 months

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

4 months

A consortium of international investors, which involves a member of the Saudi royal family, has made a £400m offer to buy Premier League club Everton. Read more ⬇️ #BBCFootball

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

3 months

Your lifes work for 5 years was stopping a similar outcome here

Ian Dunt

@IanDunt

3 months

France oh my god. You absolute fucking beauties.

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

7 months

We’re still waiting for you to tell us pal

Premier League

@premierleague

7 months

Where are your team in the Premier League table? 👀

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

1 month

Me outside Heaton Park

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

22 days

Its a higher standard because of sports science and tactics not because of innate individual skill, thats why the children yearn for Elano

Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️

@GraceOnFootball

22 days

on the pitch, at least, the premier league is significantly higher quality today than in the 2000s, and most people saying otherwise are just nostalgic for their childhoods.

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@CiaranBloo

9 months

Wayne Mardle: Thats really unfortunate how the dart has ricocheted out of the treble 20, not much else he could do there. My Dad who’s never thrown a dart, to a 16 year old child: You fucking clown

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

1 month

The American mind cannot comprehend having a laugh

Jenny Build Housing Silva

@jrskis

1 month

@stan_okl We happened to be in Copenhagen during high school graduation. My daughter had attended her "safe and sober" graduation celebration the week before. That was culture shock.

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

8 months

@DSanthems You’d think but he’s Benin West Africa for ages he’s Ghana have to hurry up

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

5 months

Because its class

Alex Finn

@AlexFinnX

5 months

Why do people in 2024 still drink? It’s proven to destroy you mentally and physically. It's proven to be a depressant It's proven to be literal poison It's proven to make you feel like shit Yet there’s still a massive drinking culture. Why are you still drinking in 2024?

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@CiaranBloo

7 months

The current top 5 players in famously American sport basketball are from Serbia, Greece, Cameroon, Slovenia and Canada

Wade Plemons

@WadePlem

7 months

I tried to tell you all if Americans actually played soccer as the number 1 sport it’d be a wrap for the rest of the world Ridiculous athletes, Easy access, ready built infrastructure, Ridiculous money to pump into the sport. It’d be over.

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Just having a smoke outside a boozer in Birmingham, homeless fella comes up to me and says “Why aren’t you smiling? Its a lovely day” so I said “Got to watch Everton later” and he said “Oh yeah fair enough”

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

10 months

Nothing should dispel the myth about Western countries being “full” than saying it about Ireland, a nation that famously still has a smaller population than 200 years ago largely because of, yes you guessed it, migration.

Ashlea Simon

@AshleaSimonBF

10 months

The Irish are absolutely livid. Their children have been stabbed, their women stabbed. This is what immigration causes 😡😡 #IrelandBelongsToTheIrish #IrelandisFull

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

6 months

But that was the gaffer

UndrTheCosh

@UndrTheCosh

6 months

Big Sam's reaction to Andy Carroll clocking James Collins on pre-season tour 😳 😂🤣😂

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

4 months

“Doner mit alles”

Mike

@da5705

4 months

Imagine going into a German take away, looking at the currywurst, gyros, halbe hahnchen, frikadellen and doner mit alles and deciding to go for fucking cheesy chips instead FFS.

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4 months

If I was rich I’d put £50k on a random West Didsbury player to be booked just to see what happens

Vulture Authority

@VA_HQ

4 months

Just discovered it’s possible to bet on yellow cards in the Isthmian league

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

10 months

I live in Mali and commute to Mauritania for work, its completely safe. Sometimes I run to work because its so safe and the terrain is so easy to traverse.

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@hardestgeezer

10 months

Mali for chrimbo?🇲🇱🎅security advice saying definitely a bad idea but I spy a short cut. Anyone in country got any info?

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

9 months

Sad, tragic even

Daniel Storey

@danielstorey85

9 months

Steven Gerrard is now failing in Saudi Arabia, two months without a win. Any reputation is quickly fading with it. To which the question must be: is this sad or funny? Column. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

6 months

Dublin airbnb landlords right now

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@CiaranBloo

6 months

The wokes have infiltrated the Championship

The Athletic | Football

@TheAthleticFC

6 months

“We played already 50 games this season, 41 in the Championship. They are human beings, and people don't care about that.” Leicester City manager Enzo Maresca has critcised the Championship schedule and believes there is a lack of concern about player health. 📝 @RobTannerLCFC

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

5 months

Attention seeker to the very end

12th man footy

@12thmanstjohns

5 months

😢😢😢😢😢

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

9 months

I would love it if Luke Littler has been lying about his age. Can you imagine how much they’d be cooking us on Nigerian Twitter if after 20 years of Yakubu and Kanu age jokes our whole country was duped by a middle aged fella from Runcorn.

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

9 months

Goals awarded by a computer and relegation decided in courtrooms, best league in the world

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

9 months

🚨 Everton + Nottingham Forest expecting to be informed on Monday that they’ve been found in breach of PL profitability & sustainability rules for 3yr cycle to June 2023. Both have prepared mitigation & will launch robust defences @TheAthleticFC #EFC #NFFC

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Ciaran

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Taarabt is Npower ffs, what are we doing here

Cultras Football Podcast

@thecultraspod

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Match 11

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10 months

“Tony” Mowbray

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5 months

20 hours and this hasn’t been reposted by “London & UK crime”, curious!

Binwah

@Chris96856963

5 months

Kicking off big time in Wythenshawe yesterday

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

5 months

Not a true Barclayshead if you didn’t pencil that win in when Klopp announced he was off, throw in the night game, their title on the ropes, Goodison relegation spookiness and it might as well been 2011 Barca vs Marine. The Yank data perverts will never get it.

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@CiaranBloo

6 months

Who else has shopped at Bootle strand and won a Champions League? Much less 6

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@CiaranBloo

5 months

After he halved the elderly population of East Manchester?

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@AnfieldRd96

5 months

Does Jurgen Klopp deserve a statue outside Anfield?

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@CiaranBloo

7 months

That first cut to Webster

Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

7 months

Arrrr hahahahahahahaahahaaha

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1 month

Not now balleroftheday_

Random Baller of the Day

@BallerOfTheDay_

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Steven Pienaar

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@CiaranBloo

8 months

King Charles’ reign

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

22 days

You can maybe have your Eric Djemba-Djemba’s, your Luke Chadwick’s, your Quinton Fortune’s, you can’t have an actually good player who won everything for the empire

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@CiaranBloo

6 months

Main man bringing hell to the nerds as always

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@CiaranBloo

10 months

Howay man I cannae believe we’re gannin oot the champions league all this blood money and we’re still shite like

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

6 months

Go and get the siege mentality

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

6 months

🚨 EXCL: Everton given 2-point deduction for breach of PL PSR rules. Penalty for 3yr cycle to 22-23. Follows 6-point deduction for previous cycle. #EFC drop 1 spot to 16th, 2 points above relegation zone. 7 days to notify if intend to appeal @TheAthleticFC

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@CiaranBloo

5 months

Arsenal-City 7 game series

Henry Bushnell

@HenryBushnell

5 months

At risk of being branded a clueless American out to ruin English football... It's stupid that Man City is about to win a title without having beaten Arsenal or Liverpool, with only 2 wins in 10 against the top six. The case for a four-team PL playoff:

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@CiaranBloo

9 months

@JoeyBigBelly My barbers Kurdish and has expanded into car washes and opened a kebab house next door. Hairbiz more recession proof than showbiz

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@CiaranBloo

8 months

M6 for a home game

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@lfcrazz

8 months

Feels like I’m attending a funeral today not a match ffs

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@CiaranBloo

11 months

Can’t score blammies anymore cos of woke, might hurt the keepers hands

Superman.

@OhioV1

11 months

Good morning, here’s some Barclay’s heritage for you.

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1 month

Shrek is so cool I wish eggs were real

Molly Knox Ostertag - Updates

@MollyOstertag

4 years

if you could eat one food from any animated movie, what would it be? mine is the eggs from Shrek

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

5 months

“This action doesn’t get called”

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@Gideoomatic

5 months

It absolutely kìlls me that people say VAR should be taken out of the game because do you understand this action literally doesn't get called without VAR?

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

9 months

I need the bluest Monday you have No, thats too blue

The Bobble

@ElBobble

9 months

Everton are set to be found guilty by the Premier League of breaching profitability and sustainability regulations. The Toffees will now once again be referred to an independent commission 🔵

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6 months

What’s particularly unfathomable and disgusting about Hillsborough jibes is every football fan who travels home and away knows and regularly complains about how horrible the police are, but when 97 Scousers ARE KILLED they lap it up

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@CiaranBloo

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Everton in 2024/25: Before Maupay was called a rat - W0 L2 GD -7 After Maupay was called a rat - W1 L0 GD +3

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

7 months

They’ve made guys being dudes illegal in the woke rainbow caliphate of Brighton

graham harri$

@lordlush1972

7 months

So when has smoking been aloud at #BHAFC

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@CiaranBloo

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First day not wearing shorts for months

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@CiaranBloo

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BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

8 months

King Charles diagnosed with cancer and will postpone public-facing duties while undergoing treatment, Buckingham Palace says

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@CiaranBloo

5 months

They were never letting that stand, because of woke

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@CiaranBloo

6 months

@FootChampTv I once seen him win a game with 4 CBs and James Rodriguez and Gylfi Sigurdsson as double false 9s, I’m well aware how good he is tactically

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@CiaranBloo

1 month

At least the pigeon boy took sympathy on us

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@CiaranBloo

9 months

Rishi got confronted about child sacrifices in the Bilderberg Group at half time

Alex

@Saints_Lab

9 months

Have you ever called the PM a cunt to his face? I HAVE FUCK THE TORYS, UP THE SAINTS

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

8 months

My Dad told me Gravesen was leaving so I’d get Yobo…

Classic Football Shirts

@classicshirts

8 months

Did anyone as a kid have choose a different player to get on the back of the shirt because of the £1 per letter and £5 per number? 😂

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3 months

Love this weirdo so much

Stephen Kelly

@StephenPKelly

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FLEABAG (2016)

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@CiaranBloo

5 months

Enjoy the bum leagues fellas 👍🏻 @LutonTown @BurnleyOfficial @SheffieldUnited

Ciaran

@Ciaran2607

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#PACKWATCH @LUFC @LCFC

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@CiaranBloo

5 months

All men do is lie

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

5 months

"This is the 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 I've ever had" ✨ The highest of praise from Carlo Ancelotti for his squad! 😳 🎙 @Sports_EmmaD

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Some random full back who works at a craft brewery through the week

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@CiaranBloo

5 months

What was he cooking?

Chiddy 🇳🇬

@chiddyafc

5 months

Howling ffs

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@CiaranBloo

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Sophie Ellis-Bextor

@SophieEB

9 months

One of my favourite days ever.. 🥰 Thank you @glastonbury for sending me the footage 🙏🏻 And for any new followers who have discovered me recently through this song, yes this is the mad woman who sings it. 💃

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@CiaranBloo

5 months

Our away end on Sunday

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@CiaranBloo

11 months

Possibly the worst effort to £ ratio in fundraising history? Just shows that the business is as it always has been character above work rate, and this guy makes Steve Blackman look like The Rock.

Russ Cook

@hardestgeezer

11 months

#ProjectAfrica Day 209-211: Day 209: 60.1km Day 210: 37.1km Day 211: 51.8km Total raised for charity: £77,397 You see me yeah. Mashed up differently right now. I look in the mirror I see a few things have changed in the last 211 days. Head is a jungle. Body is a wafer thin

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@CiaranBloo

10 months

Alisson’s head battered since Argentina reclaimed the title of epicentre of Latin American fascism

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@CiaranBloo

5 months

Slay Guevara has executed 3,000 former Babetista officials for hunspiring against the Cuntan Motherlution

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@addictionlipa

5 months

dua lipa for the met gala after-party

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@CiaranBloo

4 months

@LuisTexeira23 Woke nonce sense, internationals don’t exist outside of tournaments

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

10 months

22 points from a possible 33 and 2 cup wins against PL opposition

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

6 months

Not possible to film live in 2024? Its giving Pele’s 1,284 goals, its giving Wilt Chamberlain’s 100 point game

Russ Cook

@hardestgeezer

6 months

@LcfcBen3 Don’t think it’s possible. Will be recorded for YouTube episode & documentary

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Ciaran

@CiaranBloo

2 months

They spent all yesterday doing ethnography on grainy photos saying he was an Asian terrorist but turns out he’s just a muppet who’s been on the sunbeds, won’t be mentioned again of course