Imagine going into a German take away, looking at the currywurst, gyros, halbe hahnchen, frikadellen and doner mit alles and deciding to go for fucking cheesy chips instead FFS.
Fabinho facing Messi on a yellow card just put in one of the greatest individual performances ever. What a fucking player he is. Absolutely world class. Shut down the best player ever.
Absolutely disgusting that the big clubs in Europe are trying to undermine the pure sporting morals of the Gazprom Champions League sponsored by Mastercard.
Everyone taking the piss out of Man City but those players are still dealing with the after effects of their bus driving through the first ten minutes of Saving Private Ryan on the way to Anfield last season. Have some respect for their mental strength to even play again.
Liverpool have won more European Cup games in the last six weeks than the Ev have in their entire 149 year history. They're left having to celebrate things like this because they've been condemned to a lifetime of misery with their own club.
No idea why so many people are interested in some fat cunt's opinion on some fella's take away order but I really hope the Scottish lad has a lovely time in Germany even if he's missing out on the kebab shop front.
Six suicides in a week
If you're struggling, speak to your CofC, the MO, Welfare, the WRVS or the Padre.
If you're out speak to the Legion, H4H, Combat Stress, your doctor or the Samaritans
Whoever it is, for fuck sake just speak to someone
An actual sitting MP,
@Nigel_Farage
, admitting he gets his information from fake news sites, Russian telly and a sex offender. Well done again to the people of Clacton, you absolute fucking morons.
Watch thunderspiv Nigel Farage squirm his way through the unavoidable truth that he spread misinformation regarding the Southport killer based on a fake news website, Russian backed bot accounts, and alleged sex trafficker Andrew Tate
Shameful
It's 2020 and people still haven't realised that if you take the piss out of Hillsborough then Scouse twitter will track your entire family down online, destroy their businesses and send prossies and Lilt to your ma's house.
It's quite sweet watching City fans trying to convince themselves they have a rivalry with Liverpool. We already have a small team that play in blue to be rivals with lads and they've won more than you too.
Good of him to take time out from his sport that involves dozens of airliners flying cars and trucks all around the globe twenty odd times a year to drive a load of cars really, really quickly in circles to lecture people about the environment. Cunt.
He's getting millions of pounds under the table into offshore accounts and gets to play Champ Manager on cheat mode while everyone pretends he's a genius. Why would he leave?
Guardiola has won 5 league titles with City.
He’s stayed longer as coach there (7 years) than anywhere else. Almost double the time at Barcelona and more than double time at Bayern.
Intriguing.
My Dad died yesterday and I don't think I've ever felt so empty. My heart is broken for the man who taught me what a man and a father should be. Rest in peace Dad, I'll miss you forever.
@Naaim7
@PeterMooreLFC
Because shutting down a city centre, getting that many police in the right place and making the area safe for a million people is going to happen overnight?
This is the clash of the titans. This is Ali vs Frazier, it's Sampras vs Agassi, the Red Sox vs the Yankees, El Classico, Senna vs Prost, Mean Machine vs the Screws. This match transcends the sport. One day we'll all tell our grandkids we were here to see it.
@CharlieM_OBE
So you took a photo of the "card payments only" sign on your way in and then you were surprised when you discovered it was card payments only?
Are you simple?
Imagine cheating on your wife with your daughter's mate while the wife has cancer, blaming your daughter for the marriage ending and making her life so miserable she becomes an alcoholic then trying to claim anything else is unacceptable
@richardajkeys
"He loses the plot in the dugout and that's not acceptable!"
@richardajkeys
is not impressed with the aggressive celebration from Jurgen Klopp when Diego Jota scored the late winner for Liverpool.
#beINPL
#LIVTOT
🔴🐓
I see Everton fans are doing net transfer spend sums and deciding that the Premier League should just ignore that their wage bill is close to 100% of revenue or the couple of million they're having to borrow every month just to keep the lights on...
In the Army I made beds you could literally bounce a coin off. I folded T-shirts to A4 size and blankets all the exact same height and width with the stripe dead centre. So why the fuck does every present I've wrapped look like Stephen Hawking did it with his left foot?
People are actually whinging about what number Alisson is going to wear next year.
Who the fuck cares if he wears number 9 so long as he can catch a fucking ball?
Hi
@btsportfootball
. You'll Never Walk Alone at Anfield is one of the great sights and sounds of world football. Why the fuck would I want to listen to Owen fucking Hargreaves talking absolute fucking wham over it?
@Gturv
@Anfieldlnsider
Especially on the day before they announce changes to the Champions League to make sure there's more games and more money in the pot for them...
The best thing about living on the Wirral is that you get views like this of the most beautiful city in the world. One of the things I really miss from home.
@AbsoluteEverton
@stedoddnew
@LFC
Are you seriously comparing 97 people dying at a football match to Everton being docked points after admitting guilt for breaking rules?
Sky slipping seamlessly from how the ESL was an attempt to shut smaller teams out to how United should spend £200m+ on buying the best players from smaller sides without even a hint of understanding the hypocrisy...
@BBCMOTD
@alanshearer
This must be a different
@alanshearer
to the one that once tried to take Neil Lennon's head off during a match then cried to the FA to back him up?
@Football_Speak
@Football__Tweet
Gerrard could literally play any position on the pitch at a world class level. He played centre mid, right mid and right back in a single European Cup final.
KdB is an outstanding player but more complete than Gerrard he is absolutely not.
Liverpool's downfall is (probably) finishing 3rd and winning a trophy.
Everton's is not winning a trophy since Jesus was doing his woodwork BTEC, borrowing £20m a month just to keep the leccy on and a constant battle against relegation while waiting for administration.
@TelegraphDucker
Maybe they could sell a couple more youth players and raise enough for another £500m spend James? I don't even think poor Pep has even spent £50m on a right back yet this summer, has he?
@Colin_Lawton1
@saintant
@BBCBreaking
You haven't though Colin, have you? I've never heard of a cold that left you with what looked like a three or four inch tracheotomy scar, for example.
You know that just because something is 'deadly' doesn't mean it kills 100% of the time, don't you?
The nearest thing the Ev have had to a trophy in 25 years is some yard dog miscontrolling a shit pass then fouling a player who's won more than their club has in their entire history 😂
@LizMahony2
I'll take a wild stab in the dark and guess that despite appearances from your profile picture, you never actually lived through rationing yourself but that won't stop you from romaticising a time when thousands of sailors died to make sure the country didn't starve?
Worried that maybe every single contestant on
#TheApprentice
won't be a complete cunt?
Fear not, every single fucking one of them is an absolute fucking bellend
Remember how we once sold Ian Rush and bought three players who won us the league?
You probably don't like because our oldest player was in nappies when it happened but every cunt on here seems to be convinced it's a regular thing for some reason
@FatToasty
So rather than realise that it's time for fans to start working together over things like fan safety, tickets and facilities for finals and how fans are treated by police and authorities, you thought you'd just smash out a generic 'Liverpool bad' tweet for likes?
@richardduffin1
@guardian_sport
@bglendenning
Those were the days when players were cripples who could barely walk by the time they got to their mid 30s. Hasn't sports science moved on since then?
@mdkibiza
@Jord38068004
Good point. Did they get banned from the league, FA Cup, UEFA Cup, European Cup Winners Cup and League Cup too because they've had virtually no success in any of them either?
People are being very mean about this. Yasir didn't have to take time out from helping to murder journalists and gays or finance ISIS but he did it anyway because he just loves Newcastle so much.
There's actual Liverpool fans on Twitter slagging Klopp off for 'only' giving five grand to a charity appeal he doesn't even have to acknowledge. I fucking hate some of our fans...
@Ttunacc787
@DarthPutinKGB
Why could it possibly be that every European country that borders Russia wants to be part of a defensive alliance? It's just a mystery 🤔
Fans back in stadia and this gets served up as the first final they'll see. A match up for the ages. Have to feel this is so finely balanced it's going to come down to who hits the Olde Speckled Hen and fags hardest tonight. Preparation is everything.
Ladies and gentlemen, after a well fought competition, I'm delighted to present to you, the two finalists of the
#FACupofBadlyAgingFootballers
. The match will kick off at 7.30 tomorrow (Sunday) . I'll be here from 7ish for some pre-match build up!
Imagine being so fucking obsessed with transfers that you attack journalists for reporting that one of our players is doing well in an international tournament...
@JamesPearceLFC
FSG: "If you want to get back in our good books you'll need to create a narrative of us not needing another midfielder this summer, ok?"
James: "Curtis Jones with his man of the match award last night after helping to guide England U21s into the final of the Euros...
@GoingMedieval
Occasionally having the boss tell you that you were off to France to die of dysentery or being ridden over by three ton of man, horse and armour would probably put a downer on the morning team brief too.
@refsupportuk
You don't see a problem with officials taking paid trips to a country that owns a team in the PL and then making a number of decisions so bad that they stood out even compared to the usual awful standard of Premier League officiating as well as directly benefitting that nation?
@HarshG00ner
@brfootball
More hilarious than finishing the season with fuck all and bottling a huge lead over your closest rivals for them to qualify for the Champions League?
Absolutely fucking livid about this. Can't believe their owners are getting a couple of statues painted and all we've managed to do is win the fucking Champions League
Why is it that my kids' favourite thing in the entire world is watching youtube videos by people with voices that make me want to stab them repeatedly in the throat?