This is funny because Georgia tried moving to one of my boys on a night out and Sam was also there.
She even sang in his ear, “did you see what I done? Came with a white man, left with a black one”
Isn't Christmas such a lovely, happy, joyful time of year? Er... NO!
Not when Georgia and Sam are around. Don't miss Love Island: The Christmas Reunion, Monday at 9pm on
@itv2
.
Gary Neville talking about professionalism and tone deafness when he was fully aware that Ryan Giggs was passing his sister-in-law around the United squad like a spliff.
I tend mind my business, not women's business.
But I know if
@Oloni
did a 'ladies, what were you really doing before you sent that "sorry I fell asleep" text the next morning?' thread - mandem will be coughing blood by Match of the Day.
Jeremy Corbyn appears to mouth 'stupid woman' at Theresa May after she said the Labour party "aren't impressed" with their leader's stance on Brexit.
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Love this honesty from Chuba Akpom, hope it all works out for him.
Hasn’t had much game time but 3 goals in his last 2 appearances off the bench is promising.
Alexandra came out looking like an Amazonian Sex God and Alex’s first response was, “whys she wearing that?”
Mandem, we need to unite and rush this guy immediately
#LoveIsIand
Had to dig around the quote tweets to find her name but this is quality from
@IzzyChr17
.
Better analysis than what you hear from the vast majority of Sky Sports pundits, they need her in the studio more often.
- Mr Brightside
- Wonderwall
- Sex on Fire
- Angels
In the club, these are the caucasian equivalents of Pow, Talkin The Hardest, Stay Schemin and Options.
Cotton-Eyed Joe is also the equivalent to Candy.
Alex. All that stress you accumulated during your 6-year degree, I beg you just channel it into your fist and punch this tree-hugger in his fucking face
#LoveIsland
Quade Cooper, Danny Cipriani, Kurtley Beale, Finn Russell, Richie Mo'unga & Marcus Smith.
These are the types of players you want to see conducting proceedings, this is how you keep fans and engage new fans.
This is rúgby.
I can't believe it.
@OhioV1
has told Xabi Alonso that his retirement photo has become the de facto meme for announcing to the world you are no longer single.
Sherif:
“The same rules did not seem to apply to the other contestants. There was one guy, who I will not name, who repeatedly used the ‘n word’ as he rapped in front of me. He said it two or three times and he was not pulled aside even though the code forbids racist language."
Rugby “values” and “respect” only go as far as calling the ref ‘sir’ and shaking hands with someone who just tried to legally beat you up for 80 minutes.
Racism, classism, misogyny and sexism are HUGE problems that rugby secretly doesn’t want to address.
Love Mikel but with all due respect, when the Nigerian FA stop pissing about and asking the likes of David Alaba to PAY TO PLAY FOR NIGERIA at youth level - then maybe, just maybe, young Nigerians will choose Nigeria first.
What’s the worst micro aggression you’ve received? Mine was a middle-aged woman being genuinely shocked I spoke English so eloquently when working in retail.
Jude Bellingham got fined €40k for making an honest, truthful statement about a referee who had factually been done for match fixing.
But Borussia Mochengladbach got fined €19k for their fans being racist? Which was reduced from €25k because they said sorry?!
OUTRAGEOUS.
“Poor Laura”, “Laura is handling this so well”, “Team Laura”.
But when she was biting Wes’ head off for no reason, creating arguments out of nowhere, and acting like a petulant bitch what were you all saying then?
#LoveIsland
“And no one asked me if I was OK afterwards, so where is the duty of care?
“Another time a load of the girls were slapping my bum and no one questioned them. But what would have happened to me if I had slapped a girl’s bum? It is double standards."
*deep breath*
English Rugby's refusal to wholeheartedly accept it's problems with classism and covert racism are the reason why
@Jason15Robinson
- the first black captain of the England Men's Rugby team - is only getting his deserved recognition in 2020.
*Players get racially abused by fans*
“They’re not real fans”
*Fans boo the knee against racism*
“They’re not real fans”
*Fans attack black people, vandalise Wembley, streets and each other*
“They don’t represent England”
Yes they are and yes, they do.
BREAKING: Harry & Meghan have announced they’re pregnant and released this cheesy photo of themselves to ensure the media gives the story about their private life more prominence - in their latest courageous effort to stop the same media focusing on their private life. 👇
Accidentally (lightly) kicking Molly in the poomps during a playfight and jokingly calling it a 'cunt punt' with Tommy....and gets kicked out for using the word 'cunt'?
What is this madness?
Seeing we’re allowing Ernest Jones to seek a trade proper shocked me.
But Omar Speights has been SO GOOD in pre-season, so I understand the logic. As opposed to paying Jones.
It’s actually so delicious that the Fiat 500 favourites have taken L’s and those they hated are upped.
Old Laura, ditched.
Georgia, exposed.
Jack & Dani, only together for the show.
Yet Josh & Kaz and Megan & Wes are active.
Inject me, right now.
#LoveIslandReunion
She’s playing a game because she doesn’t fancy you? You’re a 27 year old man that can’t tell a woman isn’t feeling him and needs pressure from 12 other people to attempt to kiss her, dickhead
#LoveIsland
Eyal’s chakras are going to be RATTLED when he gets 284 notifications from his boys and they’re all ‘Bro, isn’t this Megan? Attachment: Image’
#LoveIsland
EXCLUSIVE:
Boris Johnson has been unable to give the Covid inquiry Whatsapp messages from his old iPhone because he has forgotten passcode
Government security experts trying to establish if they can stop the iPhone erasing itself if passcode is wrong
Do I like Ramz - Barking? No.
Have trash songs topped the chart in the past? Yes.
Do I want Ramz to be No.1 because he’s from ends? You’re damn right I do.
I swear to God, if it wasn’t for:
- actually like playing rugby
- finding Black Rugby Twitter
- playing in a diverse youth system with a culturally aware coach
- having humble, respectable seniors at both my university teams
I would detest rugby and it’s general community.
Alexandra put on that lingerie expecting to wrap her legs around a man’s head, get choked with elite levels of eye contact and throw it back with her hair getting pulled.
Not a one way ticket to Spoon City
#LoveIsIand
When Kane comes deep because there's minimal creativity and nobody is getting him the ball, you complain.
When Kane stays in the No.9 position and doesn't get the ball, you people complain.
Pick one.
In a world where Halle Berry was racially abused by her white ex-husband and father of her child (Gabriel Aubry), people still think “I have black friends” & “I’ve slept with a black man/woman” disqualifies them from being racist.
A racist attack, institutional racism and police corruption in the death of a black man.
Definitely some Stephen Lawrence inspiration in this Lawrence Christopher storyline.
#LineOfDuty
Marvel Studios please, we need a post-credits funeral scene after Avengers 4 with all past and present the MCU heroes & villains.
X-Men & Fantastic Four included.
6 week ban, with 4 of them suspended. So technically a 2 week ban.
For Joe Marler that called Samson Lee a gypsy boy in 2016.
For Joe Marler that was touching up Alun Wyn Jones’ genitals in 2020.
Absolute rubbish, give him the full 6 bruv.
Referee Wayne Barnes reveals the full extent of the social media abuse he and his family have endured in recent weeks.
Search Good Bad Rugby on streaming platforms to hear Wayne’s experience in full 🔊📺
#rugby
#rugbyunion
📢 BECOME A MATCH-DAY STEWARD
@ExeterChiefs
are on the hunt for more match-day stewards at
@SandyParkExeter
.
Think you fit the bill, click on the link below ⬇
Are you a dickhead or are you a dickhead?
Mr T is iconic for his mohican and chains but doing blackface is what you need to complete the look? Don’t be a fool.
I don’t like Amy but Curtis can’t:
- ask her to be your (half) girlfriend
- say you have a future together
- discuss baby names
And be infatuated with a new babes that quickly, it doesn’t add up.
Don’t say things to keep someone happy if you don’t mean them
#LoveIsland