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I am the infamous Casual Calligrapher. I engrave gifts with my fancy laser.

Joined October 2022
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Kellen
26 days
They call it “a spiral” because one day you lose your footing Then the dance of life becomes your death. #poetry #calligraphy #writing #TheCasualCalligrapher #original
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@Chi_zencrackers
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26 days
@KUNTCOWBOY This seems suspiciously racist and rather not nice.
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2 months
@matthewdmarsden Super wild how that happened. almost like they knew and they were just joking the whole time
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7 months
@dom_lucre Okay what the fuck did I just watch. Sick as in twisted. Not sick like “cool.”
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6 months
@mjfree @benshapiro This is a fake tweet and @benshapiro never said that
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@cassiemoans_ So how does that work? Is that like lying first and then being honest later? Or is it more of a fuck first and then ask for consent later type thing? Because that doesn’t seem very consensual
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@LqLana @thatbbqdude22 1% of pregnancy. Let’s focus on 99%
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4 months
@hodgetwins This. Is…. Beautiful. This is exactly what people should be doings. Challenging corruption. Hands down the best thing im going to see on the internet this year. Give the man a medal. I can engrave one for him. I have a laser 👻
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5 months
@WalshFreedom If he’s right then the lesson is that we need to do better and clean up our cities. We’re supposed to be the greatest country on earth, why not aim to have the greatest cities on earth?
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@gronko63 @historyinmemes Because it’s not accurate. Columbus first landed in 1492. People started landing way before 1776. Europeans had long since been established. Just another person wanting their own lie to be historical fact.
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7 months
@TimeTriping @fasc1nate Every last one of those men are terrified. And rightly so 😬
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3 months
@FightMate Uhhhh… no. That’s not following to her car. That’s a stand your ground situation. Good for her
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26 days
@JalenGreenClaps @Iron_Cub That’s fantastic. great job. You win an internet award today 🤣
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12 days
@hodgetwins The distraction from The sniper saved his life 😳 Watch how he’s looking at the sniper move on the roof when he turns his head.
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2 months
@Countryfucius @akafacehots Absolutely. This is the point. Dude is a pedo defender and it shows more every day.
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6 months
@RealAlexJones This is the best ad you’ve ever ran. I haven’t even finished my coffee and I watched the whole thing. I hope it’s profitable to the tune of
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@Tez_720 @LilTaybepoppin Not even that complicated my friend. Notice how they always skip over “biological” and then do gymnastics? All we have to focus on is biology. The rest will trip over itself when they attempt mental gymnastics around the word “woman.” 😎
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@EdKrassen @carolinecwilder Dude when your 1,2,3 year old starts telling you it’s not appropriate to shower, will you double down and act like the age matters?! You are beyond sick. pedophile apologist.
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@Chi_zencrackers
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26 days
@KCDash4400cw @KUNTCOWBOY I was attempting to downplay it. The WILD part is that 42k people liked that garbage too
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@UncorruptedMan @ConnorB7541 You’re kidding right?
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@philthatremains Yoooo. Can I engrave this for you and send it to Timcast studio?
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3 months
@ThomasSewellx @RealAlexJones Let’s sit for one second and then think about this. How many of your friends play music? How many walk in step? (None) How many are able to walk in step to a drum like they’re employed? Let’s really give this a second before you do the thing 🙄😬
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6 months
@EdKrassen @MiddleManEC @BarackObama @krassenstein Y’all are about to literally be convicted of defamation 🤣
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4 months
@WuWei113 @ninamdrama You’ve been “Wu’d.” Accept love and wisdom.
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2 months
@WuWei113 Did you get hacked? 👀
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3 months
@Esqueer_ Why are you promoting nazism?
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2 months
@prfxsnatchedwig @esjesjesj Woman is not a concept. Trans is a concept.
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@Gwyn_Goore313 Did you read this before you posted it?
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@brockpierson My family has been farming engagement for three generations now. My grand pappy farmed the greatest memes in the west. My father grew them even larger And I lost the farm due to Covid meme regulations.
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7 months
@Lukewearechange Hell yeah. Good to see him standing up.
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1 month
@ItsBabyFace95 @cassiemoans_ That’s the most eloquent thing I’ve heard all day.
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5 months
@esjesjesj The trans *ideology* absolutely needs to go straight down the garbage.
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2 months
@Rothmus Icky to carry water. Bring your pocket knife to the airport instead. Got it 👨🏼‍🦯
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@DeeIsntDone @JDCocchiarella @ch_uff I wouldn’t trust the man in a shower with his daughter. And you went to say women’s rights….right. Good luck with that.
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@cantstop_rosie Well when me and my wife want to make a baby, she can make one. She (an actual woman) has ovaries and a womb. Unlike yourself. No Amount of apple peels on an orange will ever change a fruit.
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@flaxety I won’t tron your Ortificial Ontologicalence
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@LawMacaw @JoJoFromJerz @crobson711 Because of blue violence in gun controlled blue cities/states. People are really polite in the south.
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@_BruceBane Biceptual
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@EdKrassen @d2fl …they don’t have to fight it…just put it there to…you know.. 🤔…defend the border
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4 months
@whiskeytwostep @philthatremains Big Labias Matter. The real BLM
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2 months
@REVMAXXING According to the Quran?
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@Godwin_Murithi @DD_Geopolitics Oh yeah….he had… a cold. 👀
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2 months
@PostingOften If I had a steak 🥩 made of intellects online…I’d starve to death. ☠️
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@MDJD2 @JoeyMannarinoUS I still don’t believe these people are real…
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@ThinkWiselyMatt @yacineMTB Like any civilized person should do.
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@CraigChamberlin @PicturesFoIder That’s love right there
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3 months
@raymondgstanley @ElijahSchaffer @Timcast This is better than the show was. That was a rough episode
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@ImHeroinLover @cassiemoans_ Straight up fantasy. All it takes is looking at what these people are actually saying and everything unravels. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@EudaimoniaEsq @chocrushed Wait til they find out about the south
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@REVMAXXING See the direct “smear” all the way up to the top of the image? It’s a what used to be called a “deepfake” deepfakes are prepubescent AI photoshopped images. Not fooling the worms. Let alone the world.
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@APEX_SPORTING @No7Sammy Sound like an election if I’m being honest 😂
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@REVMAXXING Post pictures dude. Stop using AI.
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@Drak625 @Countryfucius @akafacehots This is fantastic. 😂🤣 do you know how much those guns weigh? 😂
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2 months
@REVMAXXING Resistance to what?
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@REVMAXXING That’s AI as fuck. Have you no shame?
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4 months
@esjesjesj So what’re your thoughts? Is the data wrong?
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7 months
@DocBarSemperFi @EdKrassen @rvalen81 Relax everyone. This is the same guy who thinks men are women. I wouldn’t take it too seriously. Look at the numbers through the same prism of “I don’t know and I can’t see, but it’s this way because I’m deaf and blind”
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@DonKeyusmc @stillgray So let me clarify. Microplastics are absorbed through the skin, through the mouth, and through the lungs. They were found in every organ of every study participant, both men and women. In 100% of people.
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@CV_01_ @Tez_720 @LilTaybepoppin 😂 the social construct part is the “word” “man” or “woman” It only works if people know what man or woman is.
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@Pflax1 Because when you have an acceptable margin of +10/-10mph in Texas you end up at 95mph 🫨
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@murfymurfmurf @cassiemoans_ That’s almost like what I was saying. You can’t consent to a date (or to turning someone down) if you had that choice taken away by someone lying to you 🕺🏻
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@campb18388 @Lily4Liberty She embodies the spirit of what @WuWei113 speaks about. I love the patriotism and simplistic beauty of our rights she mentions. She’s more American than most of us. Love it.
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@CollinRugg Is this an impeachable ruling? @KenPaxtonTX
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@esjesjesj He says with a blue check
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@dom_lucre This is the type of thing that unites people. Common values. Common sense of community and valuing its members.
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@DarrigoMelanie @AmoneyResists Did you just say kids….at 26?
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@MephiHart @cassiemoans_ Look at my profile and make a determination. I trust your judgement. It’s never been questioned 😂 You on the other hand probably spend the majority of your day insisting you’re a woman. And 3..2..1..
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@KatKanada_TM @TheMarieOakes She’s not happy because she doesn’t have it. Children are the only thing that makes life worthwhile. You never see it before. But you can’t unsee it once they’re part of your life. They are what’s worth fighting for.
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@Timcast Peak Pool 👌🏼 awesome interview
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@SarahisCensored @Mrjoewade Bahahaha he deleted his profile photo 😂
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@fixournews @Lukewearechange Most of us end up at the local bakery gas stations 😂
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@mount_bees Bee! I’m so happy to hear this about you and your coworkers. One media matters fire is best for the country. 2 is amazing. I’m just happy and I hope to see all of you soon!
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@jace_maes @sageroseandthym @RohanCoop @prfxsnatchedwig @esjesjesj Three questions. Are infertile women men? Are biologically fertile men women? Can biologically fertile men give birth?
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@cassiemoans_ Trans women are men.
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@IsabellaMDeLuca Good morning America. Keep it up. You’re doing great 😌
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@BangleDingle2 I think she’s classy hot
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@TRHLofficial @SecBecerra Just throw me the scientific definition of “spirit” and I’ll mull it over. In the mean time, let’s quit calling this 🗑️ science
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@bx_on_x Not gonna lie, at first glance it looked kooky. After reading through part of this thread it bears a shocking resemblance to viral trends from TikTok. Makes me wonder if there’s any connection between the “influencers” and the garbage that filters down to mainstream.
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@MikhailaFuller @TheBabylonBee Hands down this is the most hysterical thing I’ve ever seen him do before 🤣 what a masterpiece
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@Lukewearechange Two geriatrics and a cocksucker walk into a bar…
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@marinadovexo I don’t know how, but I think you entirely missed the mark here.
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@Medusa10468 @RaNgErS_REP_ @RohanCoop @prfxsnatchedwig @esjesjesj Excuse me? 😂 look dude, name ONE example of a biological man shoving a baby through his pelvic floor and I’ll hand the argument over and then I’ll even throw the phone to my kid so you can take over. Nobody wants you to piss. Nobody cares beyond men are men. Men aren’t women.❤️
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@TiffanyFong_ I admire the change in tone and absolutely respect the strong leadership you’re exemplifying by spearheading this campaign 🫡
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@TradesalotSir @bx_on_x @stillgray Fair. But I can’t verify it because I’m not a chemist 😂 WHERE are the chemists in the face of a full on assault of the doctrine?
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@JackPosobiec I feel like the next thing said is that Christmas is Jesus’s birthday.
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@natmiletic @isobayev ChatGPT says: Here’s an alternative method using bitwise operations def is_even(a): return (a & 1) == 0 Is it right?
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@acnewsitics This photo is from over a year ago. This is a picture of Donald Trump shaking Trump Jr’s hand.
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@SergeDotcom Dude you do fantastic! I think you add an “agent 007” fun vibe to everything.
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@WuWei113 @Cobratate Why do I feel you’re about to get a second n* pass? 👀🔥
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@mjfree Two pedophiles and a cocksucker. Perfect match 👌🏼
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