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@ThinkWiselyMatt

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@Kittykanibalz On your 14th birthday are you gonna do meth?
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@mattxiv Easter falls on a different day every year and trans visibility day has been March 31st since 2009
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@PicoPaco17 I'm trying to have an X man
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@MenschOhneMusil accidental nightmare fuel
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@growing_daniel Where in the definition does it say he cant fuck on camera?
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@stujmar @bahdcoder I see you haven't committed anything in Sep, Oct, Nov, or Dec of this year so we are going to have to move on to more qualified candidates
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@boom_tentpeg Lol robust is like 7th grade vocabulary if that
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@arithmoquine wtf this is easy
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@CaelanConrad are they from house puff puff
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@CensoredMen Builder not even going to go in and see what is wrong? The customer is looking like they have firm standing. Pretty sure the builder's solicitor is going to advise him to fix the problems, and then collect the money.
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@theangeleverly It's too late he spanked
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@gtbsesh So what you spending your 550$ on
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@mattxiv the evidence keeps piling up man, i am gay and didnt even know it all this time
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@verymoisturized the almond milk only 80 calories tho
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@WeedPorns Did he just shoot his bong? The American mind can't comprehend this either.
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@OrwellNGoode fixed it for you
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@mattxiv that just makes me want to bring a sign even more
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@operagxofficial No cause no one cares
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@christineist Eat before going shopping
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@coldhealing did you just call Singapore an uncontacted tribe? ? ? ?
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@mattxiv We keep ourselves entertained
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@mattxiv she was always awake
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@CensoredMen The builder is emotional because he thinks he is being cheated, but it would likely not take him long to access the situation and either schedule a fix or fix it there. Why risk 5k and his reputation?
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@hallloweenqueen its like a twitter post in real life right under the door
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@JuliaRosedale holy micromanaging professor batman
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@mywheelhouseftw YOU LEECHES
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@growing_daniel he can still see right? this isnt the dunk she thinks it is
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@BritMartinez @shoe0nhead Tinder doing that cash grab. They dont care if this works out or not
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@hello__caitlin i wish this was satire but i feel like it is mental illness
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@mattxiv Just walk away from the screen? Just turn off the computer?
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@Go_Jover what do you mean you people?
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@roshanpateI they just jizzed on you via resume
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@mattxiv They normally angry about everything tho
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@starrbelIy #1 i whipped out the titty and said heeeyyyyyyy
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@fignewport Not that unbelievable fr fr
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@doxie_gay Easy to carry when out and about 💀
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@wilplatypus remind me what country produced the movie they are drawing inspiration from?
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@mattxiv TIL bridges are racist?
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@SydSteyerhart I still dont get why people think he is so awful...
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Unemployed? No, stealth founder it is cleaner
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@juleesssy @ClubPhotos_ you've never seen an attractive woman ruin a man's life before? 😁
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@mattxiv To assume or not to assume... that is the question...
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@mattxiv Lawyer be like : dont you have better things to be doing lady?
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@mattxiv she will continue to tweet from prison
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@Go_Jover unlimited void is how i feel inside
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@jjohnpotter Ok, john, post the weird stuff now
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@mattxiv cosmo could single handedly heal the divide between the right and the left
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@_pisschrist i donno i thought it was a funny shirt
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@JoshyBeSloshy why did this make me so sad for this dude
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@rameshdharan @christinaqi You had the lawsuit in your lap bro
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@Extralongdokkan he hit em with the uhhhhhhhh
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@mattxiv Religions: We are here for you Unless you want to change the status quo
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@mattxiv She get her personality off etsy?
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@CensoredMen dad can we please just play video games today NO
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@Brandon93Smith I have to remember how to drive
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@maxisawesome538 what if she had responded "find and marry max"
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@mattxiv can i be both?
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@FacebookAIslop is that a snake in your boot or are you happy to see me
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6 months
Just found out that EVERYONE ON THIS SITE is AI and Ive been TRUMAN SHOWED I have PROOF
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5 months
@rarecray work on that king, be more secure
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@PtakTestKitchen I'm sorry honey I forgot to take my Adderall
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@danker_hank You married her.
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@mattxiv Pull their funding? What funding? They are a private institution
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@Go_Jover next panel miguel is dead
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@MarcMerrill put all 4 teams in the arena at once on round 1 Every team for themselves
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@iammemeloper hmmmm I wonder why they are urgently hiring? 🚩🚩
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@svpino I had someone accuse me and my team of being suboptimal because we dont do retrospectives unless something actually goes horribly wrong. 🙄 It's just middleman managers trying to find their foot into the door of the tech world.
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@spaceghostkari @fatfabfeminist askin the important questionos (thats spanish for questions)
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@Hitchslap1 Based on the info I have bottle #2
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@quebecween Bored? Mushroom tea
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@Go_Jover Dude they kidnapped a finger
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@mattxiv He or she is risen!
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@Hitchslap1 only him -- i have chosen
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@mattxiv ░M░Y░ ░D░I░C░K░ ░N'░ D░A░ ░S░T░R░E░E░T░S░!
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@JoePostingg Continue to monitor the situation in case it keeps tripling
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@oselate @mattxiv I like this person a lot
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@AdamFriedland Shared custody of the office
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@Go_Jover New penis domain back door technique
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@bryan_johnson Healthy fast food would be a game changer no lie
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@growing_daniel photos of Elizabeth?
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@mattxiv sheesh that's some advanced negging and gaslighting right there
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@NBABabySecret motivational English as a second language speaker
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@mattxiv She only says it cause she knows it will never happen
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@cyphernk Perfect pride month post to show how gay you are
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@IterIntellectus spreading fud and panic spreading fud and panic
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@computer_gay Write "You tried" on the cake?
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@tunguz do you pull the lever anyway?
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@greydomovoy a whole lot of farmland and dry land
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I will be voting for Target in November.
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@UsingCigarette he is thirst trappin you just dont understand his game
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@KramericaIntern how the hell is this real
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@Cut_The_Rope Go ahead... cut it
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@melqtx Victor?
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@ItsDanSheehan we were told of this in the school of high
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@ihyrated just give it a lil lick
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@doxie_gay Gurrrrlllll dont be mad but
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@mattxiv pretty long password for an old man
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@mattxiv Nah man your posts so funny
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