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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

3 years

wait my name is not actually cindo

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

3 years

every semester when i learn the entire class right before finals i always realize that.......... my classes were actually kinda interesting......... and maybe i shouldve just paid attention.......

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be cringe in 2023. your life will legit get better on every front this is not a joke

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3 years

the amount of money in tech never ceases to amaze me. growing up in a low income household and seeing ur parents work day & night shifts compared to me now, sitting in a room, taking some calls and making ~$400 a day (pre-tax) is bewildering

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3 years

JUST GOT MY FIRST FULL TIME APM OFFER WHOOOOOO!!!! I AM AVOIDING DEPORTATION FOR ANOTHER COUPLE YEARS!!!!!!!!! @ICEgov U CANNOT DEPORT ME THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@cindohahahaha

10 months

is post grad life just dinner parties and housewarmings until you die????????

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

i just want to be one of those hot startup founder girls who just casually says "yeahhhh we just raised a $100 million series B" while sipping on a cocktail at these tech parties

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3 years

theyre called REST APIs for a reason. not WORK APIs or HUSTLE APIs, go take a break sis u deserve it

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@cindohahahaha

2 years

someone at a tech party last night told me “let’s take this offline” IN REAL LIFE

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

wtf why is this unpaid

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@cindohahahaha

8 months

this weekend has made me feel like i'm experiencing american pop culture for the first time. every time i read some shocking news about openai/sama, i wonder if this is how the average american feels when new kardashian tea gets dropped

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2 years

all I want in life is a friend group who would be down to do fun, slightly higher effort small activities. like a wine vision boarding night and everyone has to present their at the end. and everyone is equally enthusiastic about the whole concept

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

the berkeley cs student to "i like tech but im different so im moving to nyc" pipeline

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

stop telling me to drop out i need my degree for a green card lmfao

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

a big reason why i work so hard is so that i can one day pay back and support my parents as my way to show love and appreciation to them. but honestly i think we all would've been happier if i just worked less and spent more time building my relationship with them

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3 years

your 20s are weird bc you’re always nostalgic and longing for the past but you’re always perpetually looking forward to what’s to come

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

i know there are some people on twitter who need to hear this, but moving to nyc is not going to solve all your problems

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

faith restored in ppl in haas (biz school): one girl in my group did her part in our project and didn't tell us until after submitting that she actually dropped the class weeks ago, and didn't wanna fuck us over. didn't even complain about anything at all 🥺🥺🥺

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

sometimes i wonder how we're supposed to compete with these waterloo kids who have like 5+ internship by the time they're recruiting for full time jobs 😭

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1 year

tech twitter is gonna hate this but if im gonna be honest, life gets a lot better when you hop off twitter and stop reading tweets all day about telling you to drop out/work 12 hrs a day (or ur ngmi)/have 7 side hustles/your hobbies need to be productive

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3 years

i am so disassociated from the reality of school lol. i got a midterm in 5 min that i dont rlly know anything for and normally id be panicking but now im like ok so what. whats the worst thing that could happen. the consequences feel so....... distant

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1 year

life is weird right now because I know objectively I’m kinda in a flop era but I’m really personally thriving and having a great time in this flop era so I’m kinda in this flop but thriving era

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2 years

just handed in my last final…😭 GO BEARS I AM GONNA MISS BERKELEY SO MUCH 😭😭😭 i’ll be moving to sf soon for post grad, hmu if you’re also moving there!!!!!!

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

11 months

just had my heart massively broken so happy to announce that at least I’ll become funny and unhinged again

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

sorry I have been tweeting less. I have been enjoying my real life

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

3 years

starting to accept maybe tech is at most a job to me, my interest in it does not really go beyond that. Twitter makes it seem like I should make it my entire life lol

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@cindohahahaha

1 year

someone needs to throw a "did not win the h1b lottery" party in SF

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

in the i-just-failed-an-interview-for-something-i-really-wanted slump

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

always feeling torn apart between wanting to spend my 20s always out with friends, exploring the world and being at home with family before my parents get old. seems very hard to balance considering i live very far from home 😢😢😢

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3 years

the team im joining this summer as a PM intern currently has no PM, so i, the intern who does not know anything, will be the PM for the team. im SO excited about this situation (lots to do!), but cant help feeling scaRED + IMPOSTER SYNDROME AHHHH 🥲

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a white linen long sleeve button down in europe during the summer

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

talking to a friend about this - berkeley meme culture seems to be dying. kiwibots, eecs dont shower, that vibe has sorta left campus. things that drove this: decline of facebook usage, so no more meme group, covid, stephen boyle graduating, etc. overall makes me kinda sad

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

so sad that no one has ever commented on my bojack horseman zoom background

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

i am sick and tired of being the eldest daughter of an immigrant family. i just want to be babied!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

1 year

people always think i am crazy when they see i have 226 spotify playlists. but like how do you not. do you not know how many niche life vibes there are

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

the whole 9-5 for the rest of my life thing is really scaring me

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

does everyone eventually just end up as a founder or a VC

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

so awkward telling people i'm canadian, but not like, the waterloo type of canadian

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

3 years

best thing about tech money is being able to tell my parents “don’t worry, I already paid for it myself” 😭😭😭

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

so its been ~5 months since i move to sf and i know my whole personality is based off of wanting to move to nyc but GOSH IVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH SF. guys what is happening to me??? ive begun to create deeper friendships and explore parts of the city i genuinely love

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

3 years

should we make a group chat for all the twitter mutuals who r going to be in nyc this summer....... im excited for 1:1 meetups but group hangouts? ragers? yes PLEASE drop a reply if u wanna be added ✨

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

oh no LinkedIn is down how am I going to tell people I am a 10x intern now

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

1 year

Thank you config for finally bringing attractive people into SF

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

3 years

My biggest fear is that I will be talking to a smart person who thinks I'm smart and as they talk to me they realize I am not very smart and then they don't want to talk to me anymore

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

i am NOT a tourist‼️‼️this is my 16th day here so I am basically a local now. 🤠🙈👺

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

3 years

came to nyc to have a hot girl summer but holy shit everyone is so attractive here it looks like it will be an average girl summer for me

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@cindohahahaha

10 months

not drinking for the past 5 months or so has been fucking great. i wake up everyday and feel like my body is at peak performance. i take a walk in the sun and go workout and feel like i have so much time in the mornings it’s a good life

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

3 years

I am actually insanely against calling candidates to reject them. Don't do it pls

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5 months

holy shit I cannot put down The Three Body Problem oh my god

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

to my tech girlies: i haven't been into the office for like 2 years now, WHAT R YALL WEARIN!!! so many questions... is the aritzia look too formal for tech? what r ur fav pants? go to outfits? I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING!!! 😭😭

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

3 years

not simpin on main anymore x)

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@cindohahahaha

2 years

who’s hosting the dinners and events for hot and funny people these days. why is every event just for founders and VCs now 👎

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

in college, i forced myself to read a lot of non-fiction/self help because i felt like all my hobbies had to be "productive" this year, i told myself to just read what i truly want to read (which was a lot of fiction) and fell back in love with reading :')

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2 years

no intelligent content here, i just like how i look today 👍

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

this might be a dumb question but how are you supposed to gauge whether you want to work at a stealth startup when u cant know what the product is .....???? 🤠🤠

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

anyone else just get really sad around new years LOL. like fuck we gotta do this shit agaaainnnn?????

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@cindohahahaha

2 years

for some reason I just can’t believe that enough tomato juice gets ordered on planes to justify having it on every single flight 😭

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

if you flake, then you’re responsible for rescheduling. i live by this

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

what are y’all’s thoughts on personal growth and independence while in a relationship? are there things you can only learn/explore while single? if so, are they worth to pursue? was having a convo w a friend on this, seems like everyone has diff opinions, would love to hear yours

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

should’ve flown into sf a day earlier, my future husband was probably at the sf notion popup

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

i have had this exact interaction like 3 times per day during my first 2 weeks at work: manager: introduce urself with your hometown, school, etc. me: hi im cindy i went to uc berkeley- someone: go bears me: yes go bears

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

3 years

first interview of this recruiting cycle wish me luck besties 🤞🤞

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

This tweet goes out to the dude who told me he had me muted on Twitter at a party 👺👺👺

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

for all the cs boys watching ben awad on tiktok DO NOT make cs ur personality and think u will get girls. u will not

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

what if Aristotle was pronounced like Chipotle

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3 years

this is so funny to me sorry I didn’t want to be your CS intern LOL

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

for some reason when I got to college, I felt a need to make reading “productive”, so I would only read biographies, self-help, non-fiction, etc. but I forget the same lessons about character, relationships and literally everything can be found in fictional stories too

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2 years

im eavesdropping on a first date in front of me at a cafe rn. they are just both talking about how they got funding for their AI projects. i do not think this is gonna go to the second date

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@cindohahahaha

2 years

there are 2 types of Chinese families on major holidays: the hotpot kind and the dumpling kind

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3 years

men are actually all the same, just with varying levels of interest in chess, poker, and Smash

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

I’m genuinely so happy to see all my Twitter friends accomplishing so much but I have to admit I’m so lost in life right now. I don’t know what I want to work on next and maybe I won’t know for a while but that’s okay 😊

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

my official "im starting my internship tmrw and im so excited to learn a lot this summer with my super cool team also reply with ur top 3 internship tips even though i probably wont read them btw taxation is theft bc im rich now" tweet

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@cindohahahaha

2 years

the other day i was like damn, i think itd be insanely nice to have someone to like, duo queue life with. then i realized thats what a relationship is 🥲

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

when its recruiting szn again and you gotta ask the same people as last year for a referral 🥲

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3 years

💀💀💀

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@cindohahahaha

2 years

the validation of 1 pretty girl is worth the validation of 100 guys

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

i be pushing code with no unit testing, just vibes 😌

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@cindohahahaha

2 years

OK HOW ARE FLIGHTS BETWEEN COUNTRIES IN EUROPE LITERALLY $30... AND A FLIGHT TO NYC IS LIKE $500???? HELLO AMERICA???????

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

u think getting a 16 inch macbook pro for ur internship is cool and all bc its something you could never afford until u realize u have to carry this thing around everywhere and it doesnt fit into any backpack you own

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@cindohahahaha

2 years

damn i really underestimated how much working in person affects my mood. back in the sf office after 3 weeks of working from home and i just feel so much happier to be socializing with coworkers in person!!!!!! anyways catch me fighting for my life in this rain to commute to work

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

im super grateful and everything but i cant help but feel like i dont deserve it????? fucking wild

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

everyone introduce yourself, say your name, major and vaccine

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@cindohahahaha

1 year

I moved to the Mission from SOMA this week and my happiness literally tripled

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3 years

did it hurt? when you sent a meme in slack and no one reacted?

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@cindohahahaha

2 years

whenever I get tired/unmotivated at work, I just talk to my investment banking friends. u guys r the human form of adderall thank u

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@cindohahahaha

2 years

realized i have absolutely 0 idea on how to get a normal primary care doctor's appointment. like am i supposed to just google "doctors in sf" and call them. why does that feel so strange

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cindo 🍓

@cindohahahaha

2 years

some new grad will make a cute tiktok about their *very* first day of work, and everyone in the comments will be like "OMG THIS IS WHY WE HAVE A RECESSION" and "WOW HOW HAVE THEY NOT BEEN FIRED YET" as if literally anyone ever does ANYTHING on their first day, like chill

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3 years

ok also obviously i am not just sitting here taking calls, i am doing work but LIKE U KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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3 years

people who go to ivy league schools and then after graduation become college consultants or make their own college consulting company are so sus to me..........

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

so many people who aren't on twitter or are lurkers tell me they're too scared to tweet because its such a public platform. all i have to say to that is just do it. JUST DO IT!!!!!!! only good things (and many good things) have come to me from my twitter 🤠🤠

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3 years

hi!! i have received * a lot * of help from twitter recently, and am feeling very grateful. i want to give back somehow, so if you want career advice (im still a student but will try my best), resume edits, just wanna chat, my DMs are open 😁😁😁

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4 years

holy shit I support WOMEN IN STEM SO MUCH also I’m drunk BUT WOMEN IN STEM.

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

i am very bothered by the fact that my Google recruiter did not send me a Google Calendar invite

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@cindohahahaha

3 years

i signed up for an instagram user interview today not because i have any interest in improving their app or for the monetary compensation, but because i just want to see how more experienced PMs run these user interviews lol

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1 year

i told someone that im starting to really like SF and they told me that i have stockholm syndrome 💀💀💀

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2 years

ok i refuse to be gaslit any longer. i am starting a note on my phone to log every national bf/gf day bc yall cannot keep doing this every month

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3 years

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO GET THE NERVOUS JITTERS OUT BEFORE AN INTERVIEW AHHHHHHHHHH

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3 years

does anyone else feel like all guys got really into chess over quarantine??? Like they all have to check 7 times a day now

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2 years

soft launching greece trip on Twitter before hard launching on Instagram

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don't take work feedback personally don't take work feedback personally don't take work feedback personally don't take work feedback personally don't take work feedback personally don't take work feedback personally don't take work feedback personally don't take work feedback per

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