Cʜᴀɴᴇʟ.✭ @ChanelVanHook Twitter profile

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@CatPappas @Literature_Lady FACTS. You can definitely see when he watched a cable airing of a movie and was particularly unimpressed. I mostly want to know if the list is posted when the paper is full, of if he throws open the door in disgust each time he needs to add a name to the list. 😂😂

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@letts_live @BarkyBoogz THIS PART TOOK. ME. OUT. 💀💀💀

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@nintendomad888 she’s a legend. the “Leave me alone, Tyrone!” in this takes me out every time 💀💀💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@JazzJohnson10 @asianting_ DO YOU HEAR ME!!?! A CLASSSSSSSIC! 😩😂😂💀

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

Why Keyshia gotta attitude though? TF #Verzuz

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@bitchiwas999 Nah this hard as hell.

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@4TheCulture____ The way he said, “Aaaah goddammit 😳🙄🤦🏿‍♂️” in the end sent me. like 25 victims later and he just CANT figure it out like it’s math homework or something. CRYING 😂😂😂💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

1 year

@tify330 Tiff said: 😂👏🏾💯

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@bulletproofkp @NOMADinJC I applaud the deescalation and willingness to reach an understanding in this thread 👏🏾 it��s such a rarity nowadays I genuinely was so pleased to see it from you both and it really made me smile. maybe there is hope... 😩

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@ChanelVanHook

28 days

THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE DAK

Dallas Cowboys

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28 days

4️⃣ more ✍️ #DallasCowboys | @blockchain

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

Also this is LT Caron Nazario’s attorney, Jonathan Arthur, and he’s giving MAJOR Fuck Around & Find Out Vibes. I love that for LT. 🖤 I hope they finish those cops.

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

I really feel for y’all Army women 🤦🏾‍♀️ For all of our faults, at least when Navy women, ALL NAVY WOMEN, wanted our voices heard and our regs brought into the 21st Century, our brass not only listened and did it, THEY DID IT LIKE THIS! ⚓️

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@ChanelVanHook

2 years

@Phil_Lewis_ being in the actual navy at the time and seeing these tweets was just—what a time to be alive. there will never be another 😂😂💀💀💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@KWuu47 “I don’t feel you but——g-go on.” 😩 @Kwuu47 : SIR! Imma need you to LOG THEEEEE FK OFF! 💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@Finholt_Rabbit @eagIesbetter And it’s probably definitely a Charger 😩 I’d KILL my airman 🤦🏾‍♀️

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

Normalize women being badass in the military

Puff, N U K E S I N B I O ⚔️

@KeraRolsen

4 years

Normalize women being badass in the military

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@ChanelVanHook

22 days

folks finding out about tori kelly again I see. she so slept on it’s criminal tbh

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@ChanelVanHook

4 months

@moment_mirthful @AMAZlNGNATURE the “who would do this?” line gets me every time. 😂

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@ChanelVanHook

2 months

@DapperDomo LMFAAAOOOOO

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@ChanelVanHook

2 months

aaliyah slander on the timeline right before the anniversary of her passing?!? I THINK THE FUCK NOT.

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@ChanelVanHook

1 year

@thebadcode @KalhanR fucks sake

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@ChanelVanHook

2 years

@xo_Krys @wokinabag @LILAVYVERT it is QUITE distressing.

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@AllThatandMoore PLEEEEAAASEEE

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

I love what Black women do on Black Twitter every time Method Man makes an unannounced appearance on all of our screens 😩😭😭😭

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@TheRealHoarse @jjmukit Meanwhile, us Texans are all:

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@ChanelVanHook

5 months

@_zaiire_ @NickDePaula @KyrieIrving dances with wolves ass shoes 😭😭😭

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@ChanelVanHook

2 months

@so_enthralling @HumansNoContext AUTOPSIES!!?!????!! 😂😂😭😭😭😂😭😭😭😂💀💀💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@genuine_shotz @tweedlefknDee @ManFiDiMission @luivittondon No really because questionable tint really is all fun and games until the sun goes down. 😂 after which, you’re pieced up, creased up and an absolute astigmatic liability on the 35 like me 💀💀💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

2 years

@xo_Krys @wokinabag @LILAVYVERT Facts. Because he’s all miscellaneous in the face, its so uncomfortable to look at 😩😂😂😂

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@witcheryxx @JenetAllDay @vic_toriawrites And not just beg. ANNOUNCE YOUR SHITTY CHOICES TO THE WORLD AFTER SAID JAILED ASSHOLE ALREADY HIT YOU WITH THE “HAVE A NICE LIFE.” And by PROXY no less. I wish I fucking WOOULLLDDDD. I’ll never understand. It’s either a cult or the crack: OR BOTH.

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@ChanelVanHook

1 year

@Chessecuh 💀💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@clumsycouture @AnaiqJ @yngthgwf @MusingsHistory But remember when you’d download a song but when you listened to it, it would be Bill Clinton’s Monica Lewinsky big lie!?!? I’d be pissed EVERY TIME 💀💀😂😂

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@ChanelVanHook

9 months

@MissSassbox @RVAReid nah that’s another falcons coach also directing his malcontent to the saints’ dennis allen

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@espn 💀💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@infamousyayat2 @AshleeCartier LMFAAAOOOOO

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@ChanelVanHook

1 month

@christianscourt WHAT IS IT THE BRAIDS?!?!?! 💀💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

2 months

@cjzero 💀💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

No power AND no water!!?? FXCK IT. 💀 #TexasFreeze #TexasBlackouts

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@HelenKennedy @SNAFU_SGT I mean, he more or less singlehandedley undid the federal FUBAR that was the Katrina “response,” so I’ll go with his take over all the other bullshit any day and thrice on Sunday 🤷🏾‍♀️

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@ChanelVanHook

2 years

@gkell0618 @HallowApp cringe AF

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@GaviTron1 @eleven8 @KaraBTweets They Don’t Know 🤦🏾‍♀️

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

Women for the WIIIIIIIIIN 👏🏾 ‘Hell hath no fury and all’ 👀😂💀

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@ChanelVanHook

3 months

@OrangePaulp a woman first: first woman 💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@Bilie_grant @ComplexSports Same, girl; SAME. Forever. 🥺😔

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@AndLocs @hosthetics brown paper bag 💀💀💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

If you’d have told me in 2019 when I left the Navy that I’d be raising my right hand & taking another oath of office just under 2 years beyond my EAOS, I would’ve gave you what for. Nevertheless, I’m excited for my new role @HUDgov and I’m ready to get to work! #SHMG

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

As an election judge who woke up at 0430 & JUST got home at 2200, I am BONE TIRED. BUT, I have to tell y’all, my precinct’s voters were absolutely FIRED UP for @MJHegar & @ChrystaforTexas today! I’M SO DAMN PROUD OF TEXANS RIGHT NOW!💙🤍 #TexasRunoff #TexasVotes #VOTETEXAS

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

What 5 years did to ME, you ask? 💀

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

Y’all. @USEmCee , in defending his Twitter for Android nonsense to the fam, just announced he is the only earthling alive “LoOkInG fOrWaRd tO tHe NeW PiXeL” and I am really crying! 😭💀 Not even a sAmSuNg but a fkn PIXEL?!? 😂😂 PLEEEEASE

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@ChanelVanHook

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@MrMarcus260

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@ChanelVanHook

10 months

@BeYouToFull_ @KINGAALYCE like I am SCREAMING 😭😭😭 Sis was LOCKED IN, gave her the up-down, and old girl never would’ve seen it coming. 💀💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@dianelyssa I mean, when I last vacationed in Oz an absolute smoke show of a man from the “bush” I met ripped of my Nikes and drank a beer out of it. And no, sadly it wasn’t a proposal; just a Wednesday. I get it. 😩😂

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@ChanelVanHook

3 months

@lisa_talking convinced this is the entire reason for the thread

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@alexisohanian @serenawilliams @OlympiaOhanian Baby’s got jokes and hit you with the SIKE! 😂

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@bigshitxtalker MA’AM. FEWTCH?!?! 💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

4 months

this is so crazy like the whole #HOTD fandom hate this clown criston cole 😂😂

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@dallascowboys @Bose Me when I saw this week’s sounds from the sideline video was over 6 minutes long! YESSSSSSSS!!! 😩🙌🏾 Love this team so much!💙💙

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

Its ESPECIALLY this for me! My entire time in I was ALWAYS the only Woman & often the only Black sailor in my shop. I’ve seen & heard it all; I’ve gotten all the fLaK. Still I’m smiling bc my boys (almost) always had my back & made sure I knew it. Be like them. BACK WOMEN! ⚓️

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@jvt215 @CatPappas @Literature_Lady If he banned them bc of Out of Time but not Sanaa Lathan, he gets my respect I don’t care 😩😂😂

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@ChanelVanHook

2 years

There are likely 14 sets of panicked parents waiting in long lines at a reunification center. And they will be waiting and waiting and waiting. Until the phone rings. Or a chaplain heads toward their vehicle instead of an escort with their child. JUST. FUCKING. IMAGINE.

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@ChanelVanHook

1 year

@Wimbledon @carlosalcaraz

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@ChanelVanHook

11 months

@updatesofcardi @iamcardib “raccoons twerking on forty deuce” took me OUT 😭😭😭

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@ChanelVanHook

3 months

@ostaplosion may she never change 😭😭

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@Tamaledad @dnicewuzhere @Z0EDIAMOND @USEmCee WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED AT THIS PART 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

I served with a “man” who left his entire handprint across a Sailor’s face right after we pulled out on the GW because the weights he intentionally dropped on his foot were not enough to get him out of deployment, but slapping HER was. But yeah, women are cRiPpLiNg readiness.

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4 years

I served with a man who literally shot himself in the foot rather than deploy. My two children 5 years apart because that's what my sea/shore rotation was do not make me less of a patriot than him.

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@ChanelVanHook

2 months

@chlorinebabey that’s bar was so fire live 😭😭 and he knew he ate that too

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

I’ve sworn to whatever god you pray to for YEARS that @SwindledPodcast is THE best true crime podcast you’re not listening to. The way @aConcernedCTZN sets up the tangential case in the intro is amazing & UNRIVALED in the podcast game; it’s basically a 2-for-1.🤷🏾‍♀️ #SWINDLED

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@ChanelVanHook

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@bestfoodalex @BaharOstadan OKAY?!?! raw dogging a dress shirt during summer* is INSANE! 😳 *raw dogging period is nuts to me but whatever

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

I served and deployed with @VicGlover as his flight deck troubleshooter in Japan and as one of the few, oftentimes ONLY African American pilots in our entire CAG, he routinely went out of his way to mentor young enlisted POC who may never have gotten the chance otherwise. /1

Victor Glover

@AstroVicGlover

4 years

5/5 Now, help me help you. Step 1. Get off your computer, check on someone (trust me you need this)! Step 2. Exercise, meditate, or pray (maybe all 3) Step 3. When you can, reply with your words, articles, data, songs, or other media that is worth sharing and I will share.

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

His LG uniform KILLS ME 😂

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

Bless these young men and their families. 😔💔🙏🏾

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@CAFinUS

4 years

🇺🇸 Cpl Wesley Rodd 🇺🇸 Cpl Cesar Villanueva 🇺🇸 HM Christopher Gnem 🇺🇸 LCpl Marco Barranco 🇺🇸 LCpl Guillermo Perez 🇺🇸 LCpl Chase Sweetwood 🇺🇸 Pfc Bryan Baltierra 🇺🇸 Pfc Evan Bath 🇺🇸 Pfc Jack Ryan Ostrovsky Lost forever on July 30. Rest easy, brothers.

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@ChanelVanHook

6 months

@WTA @SabalenkaA gutted for paula. 🥺 she was playing lights out 😢

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@ChanelVanHook

2 years

Graduated summa cum laude from @TXWomans with a BS in Political Science & Legal Studies as well as a Spanish minor. 👩🏾‍🎓 Thank you to my advisors Dr @PHevron & @DrWRBenner for everything and to my colleagues @TWUCWPPP ! 🙏🏾 On to the next… ⚖️ #TWU2022

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@LifeOf_kingtut @younggothamjedi @Finholt_Rabbit @eagIesbetter This gotta be a hard headed impatient youngin. And if that’s the case, the loan gonna be longer than his enlistment 💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

2 years

If I don’t see Kenan Thompson as herschel walker tmrw night on SNL I’m fkng suing EVERYBODY #GADebate

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@iMDRW @KeonSadek IKTR.👏🏾 it’s too many of us out here that know the game and can help you for free.

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@ampaveli Imma mind my business, but I predict Monica gonna be blowing her phone up.

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@joshwa_2012 @lynymo @Whowannaknow6 @iTerryTommy 💀

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

Who has two thumbs and had THEE BEST hair day ever?!? 🙋🏾‍♀️😩🙌🏾

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@ChanelVanHook

7 months

@theashrb absolutely losing it at these photoshop and/or AI fails. they really tried it 😂💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

1. White MiLtWiTtEr is a MFKN MESS. 2. EVERYBODY CANT TELL THE SAME LIE.

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@roywoodjr Alphabetically, Arizona should’ve been before Arkansas on that list sooooo throw the whole questionnaire away and tell them to start over.

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@ChanelVanHook

2 months

“And by the time the sun rose, osama bin laden was dead!” -Leon Panetta 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@msbooksmart @AfroBoPeep @PettyLupone turn it up a notch killed me. INCONSOLABLE SENT ME 😂💀💀💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

Not me getting a raise AND a formal fedgov job offer within an hour of each other 😩👸🏾

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@younggothamjedi @LifeOf_kingtut @Finholt_Rabbit @eagIesbetter NOT THE SGLIIIIIII 😂😂💀💀 You ain’t right but you ain’t lying. No one paying 28% interest is wise enough to get gap insurance 😩💀💀

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@ChanelVanHook

1 year

LIKE?!?! My good sis is TIIIIIIIIIRED.

Arielle (Ari) Chambers

@ariivory

1 year

Lol when you’re sick of the BS 😂 Coco is sending me 😭😭😭

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@AkilahObviously @CNBC @CNBCMakeIt GIRL.

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

I broke my foot midstride sprinting across the cats to launch a jet on deployment. I ran the rest of the way, launched said jet & THEN went to medical. Doc & my CO came down & gave me the news & then I cried not from pain, but bc I was being sent home. Women are about this life.

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@FairenKia @Shekinxh @newwbodywhodis @MissLafayee If you’re set on a S&W and specifically M&P, you should check out their Bodyguard. its a pretty small but powerful 380 auto & technically the same caliber as a 9 but the rounds are shorter and it KICKS, but less than a 9.

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@ChanelVanHook

3 years

@zukogottasig @SgtRando girls like us need but 2.5 context clues to reverse engineer your entire existence via OSINT. it’s a gift.

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@ChanelVanHook

4 years

@CityOfMissionTX Mission PD couldn’t have seen this ratio coming from two feet away with a maglite in the daytime 😂😂😂

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@ChanelVanHook

4 months

@BBlanco718 @wbblvr555 like she is slick ratchet and I love that for us and her. 😭 coming here knowing little to no english and then learning it from southern, unapologetically themselves black women is EVERYTHING to me. like you can tell they dead ass fw her and her them. 😩👏🏾

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Cʜᴀɴᴇʟ.✭

@ChanelVanHook

3 years

Dog eat dog on these highways 💀

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