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don’t come on here taking any of this shit seriously. naan oru tamizhachi 🇮🇳 any pronouns idc. forklift certified.

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2021
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@zukogottasig
bumi
2 years
@minddialectics i’m suddenly not pressed anymore LMFAO
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@zukogottasig
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10 months
Kylie Jenner over the years has been the single driving force behind my phobia of fillers.
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someone said kylie looks like cilian murphy now i can't unsee it😭😭
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
the sluttiest thing a man can do is put the little dish towel over their shoulder when they’re cooking (good) food
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@zukogottasig
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7 months
First day of chemo vs. last day of chemo I BEAT CANCER BITCH!🥳🥳
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@zukogottasig
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1 year
One of the coolest, most humbling things I’ve ever done. I promoted on Omaha Beach, Normandy during the 79th anniversary celebrations, under roaring C130s with the tide rolling in. I am one lucky gal🥂
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
Yoooo a general walked through the No Hat No Salute zone and this kid panicked and BOWED💀😭🤣
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
@funkeolotu_ @ntsontie it also doesn’t work. every third or fourth post is an ad or suggestion
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
this soldier was told her pay would take another pay cycle to come through so she said cool thanks, and she straight up left work and told us she’d be back the second she gets paid💀
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
@kma_ma @JustinRickEsq You start with that word??
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@zukogottasig
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1 year
this is common knowledge in india, but makes for very uncomfortable conversation with western white people who think we like, worship this mf or something
@AfricanArchives
AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY
1 year
Mahatma Gandhi the Racist. While living in South Africa, Mahatma Gandhi described black Africans as “savage,” “raw” and living a life of indolence and nakedness. •He routinely expressed "disdain for Africans," and he also campaigned relentlessly to prove to the British rulers
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1 year
i’m in the army and i owe 70k in student loans, shut up bitch😂
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1 year
If gen z wants their college paid for, join the military!
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
Today, a MSG ran up to me across the parking lot and said “WHOA soldier, what the FUCK are you doing?!” before I turned around. He only just barely toned it down when he saw my rank. The way my knife hand sliced into that man’s soul for sev ver ral minutes chile.
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
how white people look when twerking
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
@onyekasc @keyon Every single tactic they had I was like
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@zukogottasig
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10 months
We’re going on an adventure!!!🥳😍💍🥂
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
Happy international womens day y’all🇮🇳🇺🇦
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
You motherfuckers couldn’t just do one fucking leg tuck and now I gotta fuckin plank for 3 years
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
priceless thoughts by a fine specimen of evolutionary excellence
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@zukogottasig
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1 year
@itsmattnow @ERM_fraud @DapperDomo “rihanna was yelling at him first” “why was she in his vicinity” “she didn’t want to talk to him” enough.
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@zukogottasig
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4 months
Curious that you didn’t want to take a vaccine you were convinced was bad for you, but you took command knowing it was bad for the Army and all your soldiers.
@BradMiller1010
Brad Miller
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3 yrs ago on June 10, 2021, I assumed battalion command fully knowing I'd be fired soon after. I was relieved of command Oct 28, 2021 for not complying with the covid shot mandate implemented in Aug 2021. The first 10 days of June 2021 were the hardest of my 19+ years in the
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2 years
@PopBase we understood you perfectly baby, you are transphobic lmao
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2 years
@__TB_____ @funkeolotu_ @ntsontie have you ever heard of shutting the fuck up cuz it’s also pretty great😍
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@zukogottasig
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1 year
just overheard a LT get chewed the fuck out by a COL followed by, “what do you have going on now, LT?” and the guy goes, “BH, sir. and thank god.”
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
me watching all my friends’ stories at the bar while on staff duty
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2 years
@ReBeL_Actual @minddialectics lmfao dude’s a hack for page engagement
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2 years
@chorraich @XNOIROPL @GodScamedMe @mistressjuIia @22dria @bonafhy @xmensphoenix go beg ur parents to buy you a dictionary immediately cuz you can’t read either
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9 months
This is literally me every dining in
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2 years
can you imagine getting counseled by your local field grade and then coming on here and seeing them posting lingerie pics and nudes after reading you for filth LMFAO
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@zukogottasig
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1 year
this same PFC just ticketed his own PL
@TheWhiteWolf45
Jamal
1 year
One of my PFC’s just ticketed a 4 star
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
He also learned how to look up regs today. Happy to do my part in mentoring these NCOs outchea
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3 years
my phone is continuing her world tour without me i see.
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3 years
I cannot believe I trusted a German Tex Mex place
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
@MeishaMo @Topflight6623 @PriceTheCreator right. and how did that end up going for them anyway? lemonade tells all.
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1 year
Ranger school ready! 😁
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2 years
@TheBrookeAsh she really said faux leather is horrible for the environment as if birkin’s real leather is eco friendly?! and telfar isn’t created by an artist but Birkins are?? ikyfl🤣💀
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@zukogottasig
bumi
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There is a junior NCO here who is cleaning houses to make some extra money to support his newborn daughter. But sure yeah man let’s waste some more time on this.
@TaskandPurpose
Task & Purpose
8 days
The Army is redesigning its PT uniform: ‘If we’re going to be fit, then we’re also going to look good’
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3 years
Me if my guy friends ever ask me to be one of their groomsmen
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@zukogottasig
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7 months
The deification of veterans is something else. As if having to risk your life in an immoral war is a reasonable price tag for an education. This is “personal” and hurts your feelings but any other time, you’re the first to say “fuck your feelings”.
@AGAndrewBailey
Attorney General Andrew Bailey
7 months
This student loan lawsuit is personal for me. I paid for my education in blood, sweat, and tears in service to my nation, as did so many others. It’s a slap in the face to every working American to be left with the tab for someone else’s Ivy League debt.
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
Come at me correct at all times or I’m disrespecting that rank just as quick
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
i’m popping an adderall. i cannot miss black twitter tonight
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@RohitaKadambi @DatBoyKi THATS NOT YOURE SUPPOSED TO DO IT JFC
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@zukogottasig
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1 year
my boss said “idgaf it’s not his call, he doesn’t know what you’ve done here” and pushed up an MSM past the big boss anyway
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2 years
seconds away from exposing miltwitter’s fave idngaf
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
Few of the very best days of my career. Thankful I was able to dive in, able to do it well, and met the people I did. Reflection has been a beast worth tackling.
@USArmyEURAF
U.S. Army Europe and Africa
3 years
When @USArmy 1st Lt. Neha Sharma was 10 years old she fled India as a refugee, now - she relishes the opportunity to volunteer for Operation Allies Refuge. Read about it here ⬇️ #StrongerTogether #OperationAlliesRefuge #MeetYourArmy
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
Kazakhstan has denied a Russian request for troops. This is HUGE.
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
in the Himalayas for my birthday🪔 life is so good✨🥂
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3 years
@hannastasia @YungYinkv I’m ngl she look like a child bride
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2 years
bitch i am right behind you wait up
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@zukogottasig
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1 year
the way this isn’t the first time i’ve seen a field grade officer out in town with his whole family shortly after he asked me out on a date
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
I’m in Finland bitch!!
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
if my kid got taken by CPS because of tiktok, the last thing i would do is let all of tiktok know about it. that app would be gone forever. if my kid somehow got returned within hours, on a weekend, and the first thing i do is set up the camera for tiktok? call CPS again
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
I just want black twitter to get their flowers for outting that mf as a Clarinet player
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2 years
@LTCTheresaLong mmm something about an active duty officer who has clearly stated that they align with Oath Keepers, an extremist group, peddling religious ideology as well that just immediately makes me lose faith in the military medical system and your leadership.
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3 years
southern France with a cute boy is highly recommended💞
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2 years
@3vaKrajenbrink @shysmith it was purposely orchestrated tho be public so he would get public opinion on his side
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
Somebody in my uncle’s running club has a nephew with a PhD from Harvard so my auntie told her entire neighborhood I’m a General in the US Army😭
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1 year
I’m in the hospital for my birthday this year, which is fine I’m fine, but jamal took the FUNNIEST picture of me
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
@jaydaxocean @earxth @MLKChefLean @maxine_shaww And we know they don’t wash any of that either
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
We should be allowed to throw hands in the army, this old man and me gotta box
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4 years
Just did a barracks inspection, never going into a barracks room ever again
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
@alger_photo And I gotta say, I didn’t go for the jugular immediately. It was when I told him the regs changed last night, and he laughed and said right ok ma’am, please put that hair up. Then it was
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2 years
my sweet darling straight ally bf while at the pride parade goes, “babe what’s a bussy?”
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
this is irresponsible reporting. y’all know damn well those buildings were tore up before hand.
@starsandstripes
Stars and Stripes
2 years
Military bases that housed tens of thousands of Afghan refugees in the US incurred almost $260M in damages, rendering some buildings unusable for troops until significant repairs to walls and plumbing are made, the Pentagon's IG found.
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
Dating someone where the thirst is mutual…is fuckin lit😂 I be makin reservations n shit
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
kinda wanna move to FL so i have finally have all the tropical plants in my garden i so badly want, kinda wanna not have a child educated by my old SSG who thought India was in Europe😭
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@zukogottasig
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2 years
you know what’s bad publicity for the army? 👇🏾this guy is an O4 who works down the hall from me at a 4 star HQ and beat the living fuck out of a medic, and was allowed to come on active duty to ride out the legal storm. charges were just dropped too👇🏾
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3 years
Scorpio season started off with a bang💥
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3 years
Any boss could get millennials to do anything with the smallest amount of praise like I’m not even kidding
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2 years
we are LIVE theydies and gentlethems
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3 years
I really fucking hate that range targets are always Arab people.
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@zukogottasig
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3 years
Thank you for hearing our voices! We couldn’t have done it without @MG_SmithT , @CallsignBarbie and the countless WOC who have been sounding off about this. It is time to let our hair down, girls.
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@USArmySMA
Office of the Sergeant Major of the Army
3 years
I would like to credit @MG_SmithT who championed this and mentored the Soldiers willing to put in the effort to draft the policy proposal.
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1 year
Me when my boss watches me delete his emails in front of him
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2 years
yeah nah i’m done, @callsignbarbie is a predator. she sexually assaulted someone and i witnessed it.
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11 months
I don’t think CIF kid is a leadership failure
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3 years
How tf do u hack a pipe
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3 years
I would like a friend group where I’m tight with the boys and they don’t try to have sex with me
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11 months
It really blows my mind that he was her 15 year old student, she was 40, and her daughter was his classmate when they “fell in love” and now he’s the president of France. Madame is a pre da taur??
@K24Tv
K24 TV
11 months
France’s First Lady reveals she waited 10 years to marry President Macron who was her student and is 25 years younger than her.
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2 years
when i took my white friends to india
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3 years
Are we being gaslit rn bro like fr
@Reuters
Reuters
3 years
Russian President Vladimir Putin accused the West of deliberately creating a scenario designed to lure it into war and ignoring Russia's security concerns over Ukraine
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bumi
3 years
Just a reminder that I am on the couch watching Jurassic Park eating Girl Scout cookies and you’re probably reading this at work
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bumi
3 years
My young, black female soldier just told me about how horrible her old unit was for women before she came to us, then she looked at me and said, ma’am, this really is a safe space for me.
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@zukogottasig
bumi
3 years
Ranger tabs so overhyped. Sapper school is way more badass than Ranger school. Sapper really the Beyoncés of tabs, I said what I said
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bumi
3 years
when miltwitter start poppin off about absolutely anything
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3 years
@bennystarks @joclyborne Nah we gon leave that poor girl out of it
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bumi
2 years
how are you gonna try and dunk on socialism, which you couldn’t define if i asked, when your whole personality is the MILITARY lol
@smcroasters
Stocking Mill Coffee
2 years
Please RT this decree. Stocking Mill Coffee Announcement: From this day forth, because of the elderly, ice cream eating, dementia ridden, sack of socialism in office… We will no longer refer to coffee as a cup of Joe. From henceforth it shall be called… A cup of Roy.
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I love my people.
@sc23cc
Jay Lightning-NAS, Everybody Was Kung Fu Fishing.
3 years
LEEEEROOOYYYYYY JENKINS
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3 years
Just had to ask my gym crush to open my water bottle for me😭 She did. Now I’m about to tighten it hard af every day LMFAO
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3 years
I just did my taxes. I am Republican now.
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bumi
2 years
is joining the army on an ASVAB minimum score ETP a requirement to work for USAWTFM or is that just a coincidence
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@zukogottasig
bumi
1 year
i knew that name sounded familiar.
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@StevenBeynon
Steve Beynon
1 year
More issues with troubled 5th SFAB. Female commander investigated for alleged sexual assault and harassment of male subordinates.
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@zukogottasig
bumi
3 years
There’s a LTC out there who can say they ran over a Lieutenant today.
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@zukogottasig
bumi
2 years
my old friend Greg killed himself in March and we all just found out today.
@g_sian
Gina Sian
6 years
Honoring @USArmy #Veteran Major Greg Black at @Cubs @Boeing #Home &Away for his service. We salute you! #BoeingInspires
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