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A ceiling light and a picture has been added to each house. Up next, we have to find a tiny couch for each.
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*secret thing* UPDATE: Since Kennedi was redecorating the bonus room, I said to myself, “Diane (that’s what I call myself), you need a window seat for that room.” So I built one with storage and 2 built in dog houses. Before & after 1/6
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Shoutout to this teacher that took his Kindergarten class on a virtual field trip to the zoo. Teachers are SO underpaid.
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Don’t yuck my yum.
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It’s been marinating for 25 years. It will cure everything, from the rooter to the tooter.
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He must be horrible horrible.
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Ex-wife of $273,000,000 lottery winner does not want him back: 'I have morals'
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This man is out here doing the good work.
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You know when you hear this music, there is some fuckery afoot. It didn’t disappoint.
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If you remember hearing Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" on the radio back in the day, schedule your colonoscopy, mammogram and shingles shot.
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She was going to tell us how many "friends" you have but you cut her off.
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Fake Melania is back on the job.
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President Trump viewing the 23 crosses representing the 23 tornado victims.
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@LouGarza86 My daughter spent aweek doing the same to a wall in her room.
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*secret thing* UPDATE: Since Kennedi was redecorating the bonus room, I said to myself, “Diane (that’s what I call myself), you need a window seat for that room.” So I built one with storage and 2 built in dog houses. Before & after 1/6
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My absolute favorite TikTok Landlord.
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This is what voter suppression looks like. There should be more locations available for early voting.
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My fall plans: The Delta variant:
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@Jose_Kelliniho @ManifstPosts Yo don’t. The tops open.
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Kennedi painted 3 walls of her room purple and made 1 wall a mosaic. There’s a few places she has to touch up, but it came out nice.
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Kennedi said a teacher was “advising” the girls on how to stay safe at college: don’t party, drink, be out late at night, do wear “proper” clothes. K asked if she had any adivce for the boys, Teacher: Like what? K: Like not to rape. The teacher didn’t know what to say.
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This is killing me! 🤣🤣🤣 What if he has her pics???
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A man recently asked me a question and after I answered him, he wanted me to second guess myself by asking, “Are you sure?” I responded with, “You aren’t smart enough to ask me a question I can’t answer.” He was surprised at my response, while I was proud of it.
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The Diana Ross Superfan that was surprised with tickets to her show ended up with front row tickets and more.
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I was going to sneak upstairs to see how Kennedi’s redecorating of her game room/bonus room was coming along but Ginger an Fergie were standing guard at the top of the stairs.
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He received death threats because he's telling people how to be safe and not die. #ThisIsAmerica
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Once an avid runner, Dr. Anthony Fauci, now 79, power walks. Since receiving death threats, he is now accompanied by a security detail.
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Day 3: Most of the frame is complete. 2/6
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Day 6: Kennedi helped a bit...then she had to rest. 3/6
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@kiaralawhon I’m a Vet…I support #takeaknee 100%. Doing so does not disrespect the military in any way.
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😷😷😷
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Super Bowl weekend in Atlanta is just a small intimate gathering of all Monica’s friends.
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Day 12: New floor for the whole room. 5/6
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Day 9: Inside walls painted, inside flooring installed, and outside walls are up and painted. 4/6
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The neighborhood bike man is a superhero.
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@MartinaezJ You asked the right question.
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15 days later, it’s complete and now I have to make the seat cover for the seat and Kennedi will hang pics inside. 6/6
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Cardi B is a national treasure.
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There’s using your platform, and then there’s using the *bleep* out of your platform, which is what @iamcardib does... Dave talks to Cardi and 5 more all-star guests on the new season of #MyNextGuest , coming Friday.
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���Black women with college degrees are more likely to see their babies die as infants than white women that didn’t finish high school.” ~ 60 Minutes
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Within the first 5 secs of this video, I said to myself, “Diane (I call myself Diane), this won’t end well.”
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@ChefWaites If you get beat up by a man wearing a wine colored velvet jacket, you 100% deserve it.
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Trump called you the Zodiac Killer and called your wife ugly. You let this man near your family?
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Our family had dinner w the President & First Lady, who were warm & gracious. Catherine brought Joe--her kindergarten class stuffed giraffe!
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@ReignOfApril one thing many people fail to realize is that not all abortion decisions are difficult decisions.
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Nicole Beharie was called 'problematic' and blacklisted. 'Miss Juneteenth' brings redemption
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White feminists have defended Melania Trump more in the last month than I’ve seen them defend Michelle Obama in the last 8 years.
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Teachers should be in the same category as first responders when it comes to the COVID vaccine. You want schools to open, but won't protect the staff?
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Someone should compile a video of Olympic parents watching their kids compete.
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@MzHelloKittyCat @AngelaNissel Ginger (1st pic) told me to get off her lawn.
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@71_susie @LouGarza86 Because there are so many colors and paint is expensive we just bought Valspar sample bottles in the colors she wanted from Lowe’s. One of the purples and greys are Valpar eggshell finish left over from other projects (see my pinned tweet)
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@YourLifeAfter25 @VirgoJ24 Yes. Both tops open. I installed them with piano hinges.
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I think that’s the same teacher Kennedi asked why the dress code is enforced for girls more than the boys. The teacher said it’s the same for both, then K asked why the boys are allowed to walk around with no shirt on after practices. Once again, no response.
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The current state of the floor in Kennedi’s game roo/bonus room. No more carpet.
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Don’t forget that LEGOs are a great way to teach about fractions.
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Congrats to Leslie Jones for her @ELLEmagazine Women in Comedy cover!!!
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$ 1MILLION?? Just say her bond is set at 2 USC admissions.
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Actress Lori Loughlin's bond set at $1 million in college admissions cheating scheme
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@elcavaqueen The "Watchu doing with him, you too good for him" is always telling, especially from his brothers.
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“Next Wednesday”? Just enough time to remove evidence, erase video and tidy up a bit. I’m sure R Kelly appreciates the warning.
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BREAKING: Cook County judge approves the city’s motion to let inspectors into R. Kelly’s rented warehouse at 219 N. Justine. The inspection will take place next Wednesday.
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Wait...that IS inspirational!
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@Karnythia She waited about 35 minutes longer than I would have waited.
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@kiaralawhon if people only knew that there are LOTS of active duty service members that support #takeaknee , they would lose their minds.
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We want them to say they'll stop killing unarmed black men
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NYPD reportedly wants Beyonce say her Super Bowl performance wasn’t an attack on cops
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@HighHeelEsquire I hope that secretary was worth it.
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Wait, he didn't kill it because he "feared for his life"???
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"Hey, buddy": Very curious bear strolls right up to sheriff deputy's car in Florida
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The ex wanted full custody and she gave it to him. She pays child & has visitation. It’s too hard for him & wants to change now. Nope, she’s NTA. >> 'Living My Best Life': Internet Slams Mom of Three Refusing 50/50 Custody
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Dolly Parton is a national treasure.
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#AlBeKnowin RT @NerdyWonka : Flashback to when Al Roker tried to warn us that Billy Bush is trash.
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One time I was the only woman in a meeting, and because I had a note pad with me, everyone assumed I was taking notes, so they didn’t. At the end, it was announced that I would email everyone my notes. I didn’t take any meeting notes, but I did make a grocery & to-do list.
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This just happened: colleague: "I am uncomfortable with the only woman in the room delegated to note taking, I can take over that task" me: *happy tears* ❤️
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#VeteransForKaepernick because I swore to defend the Constitution of the United States, not a song. Also, Veterans aren’t your mule.
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White people say “Kaepernick disrespected Black veterans!” my grandfather was disrespected by the country he served
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@TheQueenSpeaks_ @sanitythief if she had Issa's career, imagine how much more insufferable she'd be. Do. Not. Want.
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@xoivyy @JoiedeVar @kiaralawhon I know this all too well. This is my grandfather
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White people say “Kaepernick disrespected Black veterans!” my grandfather was disrespected by the country he served
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@DrChaeEd People have to understand that no one has to accept their apology.
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If Beyoncé announces tour dates, I’ll request a refund for my Adele in Vegas tickets and spend the money to see Beyoncé.
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@Tense_OCE @Netherlanders @auspost I’m a bit jealous. At least it was delivered to the correct address. Here in the US, I think UPS just picks a random house.
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@Lexialex Not only do we have grandfathers that fought in those same wars, most didn’t get the recognition they deserved because they are Black. This is my grandfather’s story.
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The first Veteran I think about every Veterans Day is my grandfather. ...I’m also reminded that his sacrifices were not recognized by the America he served because of the color of his skin.
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@Kinglrg_ My favorite tiktok
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She's also an accomplished children's book author.
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While we’re here talking about the Wayans brothers let’s pay proper homage to their equally legendary sister Kim. She had a hand in your faves In Living Color, Don’t Be a Menace, Wayne Head, Pariah and more. Get into Miss “but you ain’t heard that from me” herself.
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Today is Kennedi’s last day of high school. 1st day of Kindergarten, July 2006 & last day of 12th grade, May 2019.
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Look at Issa!!!
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I know I’m not the only one that noticed that 45 will go in on anyone that says something against him, but won’t dare try Maxine Waters.
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You can punch a Nazi in the mouth, You can punch a Nazi in the South. You can punch a one here or there, You can punch one anywhere. ~Me
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Facebook just reminded me of this (shoutout to Kennedi's 5th grade teacher for telling me). *********** A kid was making fun of Kennedi because she reads so much. She told him, "You might want to be nice to me because one day you'll need a job & I'll be hiring."
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@CerromeRussell I made the squirrels in my yard a tiny picnic table so they’ll leave my bird feeder alone.
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@LenValyrian They mad because they now have no one to replace their mom. Now they have to cook and clean for themselves AND be part time dads. #MightDontMakeIt
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@tressiemcphd Last week I told a friend that I don’t trust white vegetables & they called me a veggie racist. I told them that I’ve been called worse things by better people.
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@757FrEsHpRiNcE Absolutely!!! There’s a pandemic and people are dying. She deserves whatever she gets.
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They are on that stuff.
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Which one is he?
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Why is my son sleeping on the floor like this? LMFAO
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@jduffyrice Every morning when he woke up, my 4yo cousin would find each person in the house, sleep or not, an enthusiastically exclaim “I WOKED UP! LOOK AT ME, I WOKED UP!”
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@AsToldbyTerry Those are bigger than Lil Duval’s lil raccoon hands.
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It's ok for women to be single and alone. The only reason men don't want to hear this is because y'all are looking for someone to take care of you. I said it, and I'm 50.
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Now would be a good time to turn off auto pay for your utilities if you live in Texas or anywhere else that had utility issues over the last few days.
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At what point do we blame these people for being enablers? #SurvivingRKelly
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#AmySchumerGottaGoParty I'm arriving like this, of course
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I’m sorry, but this is the funniest thing.😂😂
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@chrissyteigen Hi this possum was living in my children's bedroom for 3 days before we believed them.
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I found some more!!
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Happy Earth Day to everyone that didn't vote for Donald Trump!!
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How long before @GovMikeHuckabee apologizes for this tweet: http://t.co/EEoKG9GTWo
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You are correct. I don't want to see him "dragged out of the front door of the White House". I want to see him Jazzy Jeffed out the front door of the White House.
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Even a nation hooked on drama does not want to see a US president dragged out the front door of the White House on Jan. 20, so we asked experts in the art of persuasion how they go about dislodging the reluctant.
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They kidnapped her husband so she kidnapped the kidnapper's mother. This is a real life Twitter hypothetical question.
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Mexico kidnap victim's wife: 'Your mother for my husband'
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@tressiemcphd One appointed herself as my mentor and I politely told her that I already had one, so I declined her offer. She did everything in her power to position herself as my mentor. She only backed off when my mentor approached her about her actions. She was SO defeated.
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DASSIT!!! I'm using my $1,200 to buy 120,000 pieces of penny candy and becoming the neighborhood candy lady.
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