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@Ca5per_15
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2 years
@cs23back You know you fucked up when you gotta switch to manual breathing
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@scameIanderson The LMAO is always the im hurt but I don’t wanna look hurt, never fails
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@Globalstats11 @HumansNoContext Anyone who works for parking enforcement is an enemy of the state in my opinion
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl “Apartment people”
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5 months
@hm_liyah You clearly have never had coffee and a cigarette in the morning
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3 months
@historyinmemes Haha “you are stuuuuupid”
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@WealthyExpat So basically communism
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@megantheevalium Probably why you’re still single
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2 months
@Kaldruen Bro hasn’t posted in 4 hours safe to say he’s on Mars now
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@Wild_XW So they killed it
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@hashjenni I’m rocking an 11 tbh lmao
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@abike1999 Bros lips are in cursive
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Women 32 and over once they switch to “I need to find a husband” good luck having casual hook ups with them, sex is 100% a weapon at that point, it technically always is but her younger counterpart also wanted to experience life and have her fun, but once the church bells start
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@Chaantellie Gets even weirder when you realize your input means very little and most of the time they are not active listening to it
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3 months
@Unclewaxx Did shrooms last week and now I want to quit my job
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9 months
@KenHeLive When you go to a department store if an item is on clearance, it never goes back to full price
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@judeochrstn @sighswoon That’s low low, shit was prob $3 too
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@realfemsapien Men built societies…..don’t be mad you can’t keep a man because you’re insufferable to deal with
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@churrascooooo You can never let her know how much you love her
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@RealKhalilU @nexta_tv He sensed the danger early and she was oblivious
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@khoidaooo French refusing to speak to someone speaking French as a second language is hilarious
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10 months
@sagaftra Less than half the members vote and decides the fate of the entire industry, comedy
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3 months
@kiykukii06 It’s literally barely July we got two more months
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@vocalcry More like they’re going to Turkey
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@unplugfitX Even the dad shook his hand first 😂😂😂 lil Timmy gonna learn eventually
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@TevinJC Long hair in a coastal city you’re based, but long hair in the mountains and they own a confederate flag
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@Gallerhi This gotta be some kinda money grab or joke? She doesn’t even have a good voice like wtf is this
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@jabar_w17 @disclosetv Lmao it’s hilarious the shit they’ll coming up with now
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@BigQadi All I hear is “we must get the elixir “
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@dburnaaaaa @K0ll3X @kirawontmiss Obama literally bombed more then any President
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@_sforsierra She strong af
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@cliff_ohio Women are just kids in adult bodies
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@burackbobby_ Wnba seems atrocious why is it even a thing
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@DAVIDPLEASESTOP She’s so bad
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@FouseyUpdate @fousey If you know anyone of these people you’re a loser
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@mmmmyyyyy09 @CNBC You’re getting played plain and simple
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@luhbackendkidd @whatcler That’s cap, vegan burgers ain’t good, and if you say they are, you never had a good burger
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@CollinRugg I’d still buy a Porsche
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@777jorgeivan The transactional era
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@FearedBuck That dude is long gone living a new identity
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@generationmss Gotta factor in the $700 monthly AC bill though
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@plantbasedb Plot twist it was her husband who rob the joint
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@thealchemia Why his lips in cursive tho
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@FearedBuck Kim gonna be Kris mini me, can already see it, she gonna be dating a 20 year at 65 while there’s a new reality show about her kids
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@politicalcomic Omitting the first 50 years of your life to blame a 4 year period on ruining it is a wild take
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@DonDadaNYC Only real ones know about the OG bbq sauce
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@moolabands Ugly women are more aggressive than players tbh, they know they ain’t getting play just walking around so they are proactive af
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@AhsanDeliri Bro fingered the sauce 😭
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@disclosetv This shit was preplanned like a MF
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@Foreverdre404 10/10 whored out and no one wanted to keep her or usually even worse she now has side pieces and wants the lovey dovey shit with you
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@lettersfromjuno He really didn’t, it’s a lot shit some of us been aware of for years now. It’s nice to see more people waking up though
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@ElifUnfiltered I’m not even Indian and this is gross, hopefully you get cheated on loser
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@spaghettiboyx69 This better get national coverage
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@PineappleP1224 @thechosenberg It is, she’s a feminist
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@Nuecents37 So Jesus and Dmx is the cheat code to super saiyan mode?! Say less
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@DracoFucs @HitlerianRetard Surprising two unattractive people usually make decent looking kids
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@ohKAYx33 I love ABNB cause it shows just how shitty people are, without much rules and regulations we got a glimpse into how hotels wish they could of been. Greed turns us into the worse
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@Derrickcha @MakeThatVanRock Gatekeeping fake watches is wild lmao
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@Son_ImSleep Attraction isn’t a negotiation
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@SpeaksNanda Are you Latino?
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@G_Rection69 She’s fire
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@signulll Unless you’re very attractive they don’t want you approaching
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@DegenCPA22 If you’re still breathing you can turn your life around
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@boygrrI Esp if you don’t make your first million by 5
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@DefiantLs Fuck pits
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@pheromones_sol Seeing this pisses me off
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@BROthshilled @WealthyExpat If you take 90% of my money that’s communism not sure how else to spin that
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@evansolott Gambit is Cajun?
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@MaceAhWindu Not Star Wars but if rockstar did a futuristic piece it would be insane
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@seanoconnz So all I had to do was be a Vegas bartender??
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@kingnumap They’ll turn 33 and say “all men are the same”
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@FrenchOG3 She got a glimpse of how a man lives his life via relationships and it took her almost dying to discover this. Women are oblivious to the emotional fortitude men are required just to maintain sanity
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Tweet media one
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@nottydesignss Fuck a timeline who hit the fast forward button, someone need to slow this bitch down
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@extradeadjcb The irony of businesses using iPads thinking they are gonna enjoy these easy tips and instead creates a chain reaction of events that seriously hinders the entire tipping culture
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@NatebagCEO $400 minimum
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@INTERIORPORN1 $4300 😂😂😂😂 bro thought the irs was listening
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@SuaveFromDaHill A whole ass apartment in the bedroom is the flex I need
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@Mehrful Lives at home, works at a clothing store, drives an Altima, loves her Mom, still friends with high school friends, has way too many hoodies, eats hot Cheetos and can roll a blunt better than you
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@wetneptune As a Virgo I show this to my coworkers in case they wanna test me
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@Ranting_Monkey @whatever No she doesn’t value sex she values her ability to get a man to emotionally invest into her, hence her greatest weapon is pussy
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@_SKftbl_ @speziaIs She’s a whore for sure
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@BachelorJoker She got a slut face
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@RealFamilyCrete Wait til they find out Egypt was a lie too, and it was actually in America
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@ethangach So life of an elden ring player is one of deep solitude?
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@PaulSkallas Def hitting 100
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@Unnnnnnnnck Buying a used ps4 pro was the move I’ll cop a ps5 in a year or two
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@mrmoneymas “Start a business” Creates a ponzi
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@robismore @Festival_Cannes Weird behavior, what kind of festival thinks it’s cool to harass the guests
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@BowTiedMara Women are just lower emotional intelligence than men, men understand life way more than women ever will. Because she equates her sole purpose being derived from what her visuals can obtain ie her body, men just exist and problem solve and use their minds. She thinks showing a
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@BachelorJoker The issue is this: Betrayal of any kind is a deeply insidious human behavior on par with murder. Because of the trauma it can cause to one’s psyche can be unforgivable, and to this situation proved to be the pushing point for the man to commit murder. Empathy is a God given
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@GRomePow Women seek the best option this isn’t new
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@JLo This is actually embarrassing
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@jenngaly Gotta find someone that treats you like a whore that’s why
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