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CJ Hyland

@CJ_ssbm

2 years

This was a clip from verdugo. This death was inevitable. Lmao!

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CJ Hyland

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1 year

Brought my son to LACS5 to hang with the homies and do some comms. Lol. Amazing event!

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@FictionIRL 😂 that car will be found by tomorrow

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2 years

Don’t forget to thank your TO’s.

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1 year

I’ve been hiding puff tech. Did you know that puff is actually pretending to be asleep in order to bait your opponents into approaching? FOD water reflection proves this.

aMSa 🎮 🇯🇵

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1 year

found some interesting Yoshi edgeguard knowledge. but I'm sorry I should hide this tech for the future matches.

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2 years

@justwharton But they did spend all your tax dollars on getting the DLC characters tho. So there’s that.

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@FictionIRL This shit was like when Neo was in the Matrix and EVERYONE else was a potential agent. Dude was up against all of Lud’s Agent Smiths. 😂

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2 years

@TempoAxe Your Uber driver…

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10 months

Car stolen in the parking garage in SJ after Genesis Black. Pretty dope start to my day. If @LudwigAhgren ‘s army could help me find it that would be great.

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11 months

Sharing some love to the gaming community by giving away an entry to Genesis X (a $135 value).* 🎟️ @Genesis_Smash @boba_ck To enter: - tag 2 friends in comments - like, follow, and RT I’ll be announcing the winner on my bday (11/11) at 11:11am PST.

GENESIS X

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2 years

This was about an hour before letting people in to genesis 1 in Antioch fairgrounds. G1-G9 transition has been insane but has always been an amazing experience. Hope to see you all there at G9 in 10 days. @Genesis_Smash

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@C9Mang0 I’ll be there for Big House 55 when you’re sponsored by LifeAlert and State Farm life insurance still doing the USA chant.

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11 months

On my way to shut down your man’s favorite local. We are not the same.

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1 year

@iBDWSSBM Can anyone do that? Hang onto the bar for 24 minutes straight? Lol

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2 years

@FictionIRL Side note…heard it was found/spotted again.

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@Dusk_Lunar The other 2 people that showed in his pool had the same opportunity to do it but didn’t. Good shit OG Kid. Good luck in top 64 tomorrow.

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1 year

@slime_machine @Doyouphilsme But you looked so happy I figured I’d leave you in. Lmao!!

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1 year

@LiquidHbox Donuts. And it’s not close

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@TempoAxe

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1 year

@salamithegreat “Someone take my 10-12 Cody shift please?”

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1 year

@lloD74 Dr Llod: ok team, I like to enjoy a little music while I operate. Go ahead and just hit play on my phone. *plays dreamland theme for the entire 3 hour surgery*

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1 year

I wonder how difficult it would be get this list of people to enter the same Verdugo for a retro bracket.

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2 years

@zNickYingling People saying that a car theft in LA is fake have obviously never been to LA. 😂

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2 years

@PracticalTAS Mainstage had zhu and someone else doing comms on quad stream that still went well imo.

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2 years

@LiquidHbox I like top 6 for time, but top 8 gives better showcasing. So I don’t know

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1 year

He also saw the HBox pop off on @LilTrickshot and was like…”Daddy, why is that kid so mad?” Lmaooo!

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1 year

What year is it?

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CJ Hyland

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10 months

@slime_machine ….y’all know epipens cost like $2k right now right? Just saying. There’s like actual shit people should be concerned with instead of a cookie brand that people have a choice to buy or not.

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2 years

@FictionIRL I was on stream during G8, and chat was saying I looked like an alt skin for HBox. I’ve been on antidepressants since. Lol.

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2 years

@TempoAxe Plot twist: he’s a spy for Nintendo.

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@KevonKJ

✂️ Joshman fake out

14 seconds · Clipped by C.J Hyland · Original video "LACS 5 - Spark (Sheik) Vs. Joshman (Fox) Smash Melee - SSBM" by VGBootCamp

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1 year

@FictionIRL Puff main after collecting no money at 13th explaining why camping “isn’t his thing”. 😂 📸: @Jeff_in_3D

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1 year

@SsbmGinger Uhhhh…stones actually really good tho.

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1 year

I always look hella dumb in photos. This trip was really cool, and ended on a super dope note. Thanks again for the photo of you ever see this. Lol

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@Doyouphilsme I’m all honesty, I never understood why anyone hated that even after losing. If a kid came up to me and asked to sign some shit after I get double 4-stocked, I’d be honored that they would want a signature and support even when I do poorly. That’s a fan.

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1 year

@LouisianaJelly @TSM_Leffen “Teleporting should be banned, honestly. It’s such a cop out mechanic that ruins the tourney”

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2 years

@aMSaRedyoshi

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CJ Hyland

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1 year

Back in NorCal for a bit. Glad I got to play some melee at Guildhouse and chill with the homies. It’s always a vibe.

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CJ Hyland

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2 years

Super lucky/successful Vegas trip: -got hotel room upgraded for free -got rental car upgraded for free -came up big at the Blackjack tables -got 17th at LvlUp -got a 98% on my exam I took during the trip Am I gunna die or some shit?

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1 year

@Doyouphilsme Nadal never lost to a box Fox on stream before. 😂

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CJ Hyland

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1 year

Today is my 18 year wedding anniversary! Just glad my amazing wife still thinks I’m cool. There’s no feeling quite like building a life with your soulmate and having awesome kids to raise alongside them. Truly blessed.

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@robmooreEsports @iBDWSSBM @Sentinels That’s an amazing pickup that you’d be crazy to pass up. Especially after he saved that many dogs.

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10 months

To clarify, already got the hotel, convention center, and parking garage security people involved and they can’t help. In the process now of a police report.

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CJ Hyland

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1 year

Just submitted my very last project for my last class to finish my B.S. in Bio Sciences. This degree took me 18 years to get because of a TON of roadblocks I had over my career. But it’s finally done. I have a lot more school to go in the future..but this was a milestone for me.

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CJ Hyland

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10 months

Update. They found my car. Windows busted, tires blown out, ignition damaged, everything is gone. Probably gunna cost thousands to fix. Lol. Super duper.

CJ Hyland

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Car stolen in the parking garage in SJ after Genesis Black. Pretty dope start to my day. If @LudwigAhgren ‘s army could help me find it that would be great.

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1 year

$7k….pull the trigger or naw?

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@BearUNLV @100Thieves Name 10 thieves

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2 years

Day 1 in the books at LTC.

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1 year

@VGBC_GimR Even though that’s the real answer, he should still have at least lost a stock for the pause. And if it’s the last stock, he should lose. Pausing during gameplay is a troll move.

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1 year

@NJzFinest If you remember DBR combo videos, it may be time to get your prostate exam.

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@slime_machine

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CJ Hyland

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11 months

I miss the post-tournament shout-out threads that used to happen on smash boards. I’d have a good sized post from last night’s tourney. It was sick, as always. @KevonKJ and @schmoopDJ are absolute pros and just standup dudes in general. GGs everyone I played. Love SoCal melee.

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11 months

This is how I imagine I look when I say to the TO “they beat me 2-0…it was a close 2-0 tho”

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1 year

@aidencalvin Maaaaan I’ve seen surgeons operate with a full horseshoe of dip in. Lol. This is absurd.

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2 years

@ETossed Cooking up 4 corny stalks? Ionno. 😂

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2 years

The Ganon challenge at @MeleeInProgress Ft Bizzaro Flame, Otto, and Reign.

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@PracticalTAS Pretty sure any mid level falco at Verdugo could filet Ken up right now and it wouldn’t be close. But he was hands down the best of that time. Like if babe Ruth came back to face Kershaw. The Sultan of Swat would get waxed in 2023.

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@KoDoRiNSSB They wake up early to grind tech on uncle punch/slippi….these whipper snappers are a new animal man.

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1 year

@PracticalTAS @ApolloKage Fountain reflection never lets Jiggs sleep.

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1 year

Going thru some old crates from storage. Half of this belongs in the Smithsonian

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1 year

You think the aliens have watched our alien invasion themed movies where we beat them and were like “ooooooook lol”.

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2 years

@SFAT Is that still technically vegan? Lol

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2 years

Does nobody find pop-offs prior to fist bumping/hand shaking to be rude af? Like…if you win I gotta sit there and watch you celebrate like you’ve never won before until you collect yourself enough to fist bump? Just my take…

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1 year

@HugS86 Is there any reason startgg can’t just have a text block for words like that in their pronouns? That’s kinda garbage

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1 year

@aidencalvin @LiquidHbox Or when they forget to disconnect their pro controllers and fuck up the next game on that setup

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1 year

@n0ned Still have mine too…lol

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2 years

@CockyFranz Your win angered whichever god fiction sold his soul to to be so good at this game. Lol

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2 years

This is my “can’t wait to get bodied at verdugo this Monday” moment.

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2 years

Deyve (the grill guy from Verdugo) and I traded my fresh caught Alaskan halibut for his direct supplier for BBQ bacon…totally legit trade. This bacon is fucking amazing. This, young people, is how bartering works. Lol

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1 year

Kinda hit me hard this morning that I will most likely not live in Cali around this time next year. Enjoying every moment with all the homies while I can.

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1 year

Oh damn ok.

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1 year

Weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me in bracket: After I 4 stocked someone using Link, I ban Fountain and he says “what does honor mean to you?”…gotta admit, I didn’t see that coming

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1 year

@Luminosity Can you guys hurry up and just sign @iBDWSSBM ? Waiting for someone to make a smart sponsorship move like this.

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Odd smasher flex: when asked where you’re from…you just respond “from Verdugo”.

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@TSM_Leffen That sucks a fat one man. Fly me out, I’ll be your bodyguard. No one would dare.

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11 months

It’s always such a great time.

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@HugS86 @GccSkibs

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1 year

@FictionIRL Heh heh…stone

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1 year

@iBDWSSBM There’s gotta be a lawyer at Nintendo that’s like..”tell you what…you can play our game at your event on ONE condition…Stadium transformations stay on. 😈. Oh…and pay us $1M” lol.

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CJ Hyland

@CJ_ssbm

2 years

@mikehaze @Ringler_SSBM Someone in the top 21 tweeted (then clarified) about how G9 wasn’t run as well as they would’ve liked. I’m sure has since been squashed, but Twitter will be Twitter for a lil bit.

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CJ Hyland

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1 year

This is what sharing over half of your life together with someone looks like.

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CJ Hyland

@CJ_ssbm

1 year

Honestly…this is when you know you need psychotherapy. When Margot Robbie is considered “mid” in ANY capacity, you are not ok. Please seek help.

Nick

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This is her without makeup. Definitely mid.

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CJ Hyland

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10 months

-chipped my front tooth -car stolen with iPad Pro and 2 phobs in it -played against a peach 6 times in bracket I don’t know which of these is worse. lol.

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2 years

@C9Mang0 @OXY_Crimson I remember your old puff guide on smash boards. Lol.

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11 months

Mornings after Verdugo nights.

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2 years

Got wrecked…but still had fun.

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2 years

In a world full of garbage, I’m hoping you have a good day and making a positive difference. Crush it today.

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1 year

@KoDoRiNSSB @Koopa895 @Zeodyne @gerrywastaken @selfflagellate One thing I hate about PRs getting released, is that it’s a lot of work and deliberation for basically everyone hating on it, no matter what scale or measurements were considered. Thanks guys for doing one.

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2 years

@SmokeMath Why is that hand dryer so high? Lol

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@raptorboost

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2 years

Sick after party with a solid squad of people.

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@FictionIRL I put it on mine…ended up in the military. Lol

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2 years

Time just slapped me in the face today. Painted my daughters room while talking to her about colleges she is applying to is making me wonder where time went.

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1 year

Having tougher day than usual, but went on a 4mi hike after a short work day. It was nice to clear my head and just walk to a waterfall.

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1 year

@ETossed It is pumpkin spice season.

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10 months

If you wanted to save time scrolling today, here’s all the topics your FYP will show: -Pokimane’s cookies -Controller issues -TO intervention with gameplay -People just being generally angry about benign things. I did all the work for you. Now go be happy.

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@LiquidHbox @Verizon @ArmadaUGS Ayyyyy!! That’s the guy that does sm64 speed runs!!

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