Bongani Ngubo @Bongsz_Ngubo Twitter profile

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Bongani Ngubo

2 months

Hello my peoples, please help!!!!

Jonathan Mahlatjie is a dancer who has been chosen to be part of South Africa's all-star team to represent south Africa at the UDO world championship...

www.backabuddy.co.za

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1 year

I stay in these " concentration camps", it's about 7km to work. I walk to Mall of Africa, I walk to Food Lovers. It's about convenience. I live my car for a week traveling and come back still in tact. Sense of safety & convenience that's what we buy.

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Someone is lying to natives & telling them that paying R20 000/month to stay in these concentration camps is soft life.

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4 months

So this year I turned 45 and took 2 major decisions: First I registered with UNISA doing Higher Certificate in Maths & Stats towards a BSc in Maths. Today for the 1st time in 12 years I spent an hour in the gym with a personal trainer. I am soooooo tired right now 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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2 years

Amatyala mawame soze singatyi

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1 year

I've serviced a lot of washing machines, this hack clogs the washing machine.

Queen Yama plugs 🔌

@coach_lauram

1 year

Mix your 2kg washing powder (any brand) with 1kg coarse salt and 500g Bicarbonate of soda in a bucket. Then scoop this and use it for laundry. Benefits: 1. Whites stay super white 2. Colours stay bright 3. Soiled laundry(such as kids clothes) gets easily cleaned

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@Bongsz_Ngubo

1 year

This is the only way to respond to a racist. As black people we should start doing this more often.

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1 year

@MelikhayaL3006 @ChrisExcel102 Muted this guy long time ago, just need to block him now. Imbi nyani lento

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3 years

@lebohang__m Amafutha siwathanda enyameni not ifruit edada i oil... nooo

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1 year

Something I forgot to mention, when you use baking soda and vinegar to clean your washing machine, you don't mix them. Baking soda 1st directly on the machine with hot water and run a cycle. Vinegar on the detergent tray and softner tray, hot water & full cycle.

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Bongani Ngubo

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11 months

@ballgame_sa Few things to pick up: Confidence in a ball Ball possession - for more than a minute they didn't lose it. Passing between them - they see each other. What you can encourage as a coach is when to do this , that is on their half & when you are comfortably winning.

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1 year

I'm just going to live this here... It's not my handwriting 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Bongani Ngubo

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2 months

The only grocery I do, ukuba izakutyiwa ngantoni nam andiyazi 🙈

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Bongani Ngubo

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11 months

Y'all are amused whilst these fools denigrate & dragging our indigenous languages as "gibberish". Yes they are your favourites but this is undermining us to the highest degree.

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11 months

My favourite podcasters are complaining about South Africans starting off a tweet in English then finishing it off in gibberish 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Bongani Ngubo

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3 years

This is how we wake up. You constantly work in your marriage. There's no place for complacency.

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4 years

@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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1 year

@CarWootah They must use the hack with hand wash. I will take pictures next time I'm servicing a washing machine.

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Bongani Ngubo

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2 years

Igama "idlozi" asinalo kulwimi lwesiXhosa. Lize nooThokoza gogo hayi amagqirha amhlophe. Ndibetheni!!!

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Bongani Ngubo

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1 year

This guy that rates Xhosa women as the worst, I nearly fell in that click bait trap qha ke njenge Dyan ndaphinde ndazbona ukuba nhee maan lenja just wants likes and traffic in his TL, so just muted and moved on.

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Bongani Ngubo

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4 years

@Kulani_Mgiba @ms_tourist But the one who is marrying "above" isn't the partner marrying "beneath" ?? Which takes back to the original tweet.

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Bongani Ngubo

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3 years

@ThandekaMdlul10 Tweets like this show immaturity & insensitivity, our parents didn't have this much exposure as we have today & financial literacy was never in their vocabulary. Their way of living is totally different to us today. So this seems like you mocking and laughing at them...wow

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1 year

Their first flight>>>>>

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2 years

@moza_onassis Pilots are trained by SANTACO 🙈🙈🙈

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3 months

@Penxenxe 😂😂😂😂😂 "begging for you to get laid officially" took me out.

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1 year

When finished do not close your washing machine for few minutes so it can dry out.

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Bongani Ngubo

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4 years

To my beautiful wife, happiest birthday.

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2 years

@Rolivhuwa You should have kept this to yourself 😭😭😭

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1 year

There's balloons 🎉🎉🥳🎊🎊🥳🎉🎊 Ntsasa emyoli nosuku oluyokozela amathamsanqa.

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Bongani Ngubo

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3 years

@LondekaThabeth3 @Lungii_T Now this is not funny, I hope you have healed and moved on. I'm really sorry for what you went through.

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Bongani Ngubo

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3 years

Help me celebrate with this unemployed little person. She's has been here for exactly 2557 days... Happy 7th birthday daddy's little girl 🎉🎉🎉🎂🥳🎂🥳 1

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3 years

@Thembekanzimase The mechanics of a relationship are determined by only the 2 people involved in it & not by societal standards. Communication & clear definition of what you both want especially at the talking stage is crucial to the relationship.

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

9 months

Bad way to start a week😢

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

6 years

Are we gonna just ignore this and focus on the showstopper? #IdolsSA

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

4 months

Dinner date with this unemployed 10 year old...

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

4 years

@MsAmahle_N As men first we need to unlearn years of patriarchal behaviour & also check our privilege. Secondly we need to rewrite the rules of dating, relationship & casual sex. We have evolved yet there's certain things we don't want to let go especially when they unfairly benefit us.

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

2 years

Present delivered, she was crying. She warned me not to post her pictures crying 😂😂😂. So I will oblige .

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

1 year

She did her hair yesterday & her nails this morning. She's in for a big surprise, I cannot be out done. Ready for tonight 😄😄😄

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Bongani Ngubo

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3 years

Thina ke batshatileyo

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

1 year

@Nuku_Maipato Bicarbonate of soda works as an abrasive on the drum. Vinegar dissolves the gunk or residue left by soap and detergents. You don't mix them, bicarbonate of soda first on the drum and do a full cycle. Vinegar on the detergent tray then run full cycle. Use hot water

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

3 years

Finally met @Mxhelomnyama

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@Bongsz_Ngubo

2 years

@Neliswa_Nelli You've summerised well this sad generation with happy pictures

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

2 years

Icecream date with this 8 year old☺️

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@Bongsz_Ngubo

1 year

Ndisifumene🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

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Bongani Ngubo

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11 months

We are taking my mother in law to Durban for a holiday. It's going to be her first time on a plane. She's excited and I'm very excited for her. I love and respect her soo much & she says I'm her first born. She raised a wonderful child whom I call today my wife... She's special.

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

2 years

From the green app🙈🙈🙈

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1 year

"Olwethu take a picture of us with my new bag" 😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Ice cream date😜😜😜😜

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1 year

Best dressed couple... Which couple can beat this???

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1 year

@AkhonaMayongo Yes in a bath but not pour these things in a washing machine. Washing powder only doesn't fully dissolve then adding the other ingredients makes it worse

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10 months

I 1st met @MelikhayaL3006 eGqeberha. Now today I met @LaxaMel in Mthatha.

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Bongani Ngubo

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3 years

Isophoro apha eVaal

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3 years

Umama kaOlwethu has finally approved this new look😜😜😜

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5 years

@vanWoerkomNick @LoudMouthedChic We don't need to be invited, we didn't destroy our decoders. We upgrading to premium because Siya is our captain.

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5 years

@SiphaSotobe @Mmaps_ThePro Ebefuna ntoni yena pha

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1 year

2018 ✈️ to New Zealand via Sydney to watch Super Rugby final. Take me back please.

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Bongani Ngubo

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3 years

Help me celebrate my little girl's birthday. She is a teenager now scariest thing for a dad. Happiest 14th birthday daddy's little girl 🎉🎉🎂🎂

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

11 months

@boitty_ In my circle of friends they know me I love to braai, whether I contributed or not I am in that fire. Sometimes they will say you are invited please sit down 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈. If your friends treat you as an iceboy there's no friendship there. Lastly he invited you so eat & drink

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

4 years

@LemogangEsmere1 @hebert_masipa @LadyKaryBOo @Colourphuza What's difficult is your understanding of English not the Maths itself. I did maths higher grade & I've been helping students with both pure maths and maths lit. It is a blue lie that maths lit is more difficult.

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

2 years

Happiest of birthdays to my beautiful wife 🎂🥳🎂🥳🎂

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

5 months

It's really surprising that abantu abaninzi abayazi le nkonzo, maybe idume kakhulu eKomani nase Ciskei...kuthwa ngamaSirayeli(Israelites) The name of the municipality in Queenstown Enoch Mgijima is named after the leader and founder of the church.

Xhosa is 🔥🇿🇦 ™®Sir Taka Tina

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My tribe can really disappoint you sometimes 😭

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Bongani Ngubo

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1 year

My ride or die...

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6 years

@YourGirlN @clairemawisa

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@Bongsz_Ngubo

2 years

@TaMongs92 You should have kept this one to yourself 🙈🙈🙈

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@Bongsz_Ngubo

3 years

@KhanyaNolz1 Now I believe this tag of sad generation, how can you be annoyed ngumntu ozonwabeleyo😳😳😳

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@Bongsz_Ngubo

1 year

Cake only delivered today...3 days later .

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3 years

Please use this meme responsibly, I beg you. #NoxoloGrootboom

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Bongani Ngubo

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6 years

@DirkGnodde @JohnnyMasilela @emmashibu @Julius_S_Malema Yet you felt obligated to pass the instruction to read the history even though you seem not to have any idea about the authors and those who gave instructions.

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Bongani Ngubo

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5 years

@RobForbesDJ @iamSivN We as black men we don't have tollies, it's our kids that have tollies. Unfortunately I can't vouch for the non-black 🙈🙈🙈

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1 year

We were out and about.

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3 years

All of a sudden now people are saying EFF is doing nothing whilst they didn't vote for them and they are saying this because AFRIFORUM is fighting vaccine mandate. EFF has been up and down fighting for unfair dismissal of people at their work places & many are not their members.

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1 year

Fruit from Venda...

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4 years

@_BlackZA @GangofOctober I cringe reading some comments from men trying to defend this shit, this is exactly what some men do to defend rape & femicide. We seriously still have a long way go.

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Bongani Ngubo

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3 years

Soze ndingaqhayisi , you can come for me all you like. Lamfazi wasemaZimeni has done it again, from the 1st of April she is going to Sun City as a Gaming Manager which is a huge achievement in our industry. I'm her biggest fan, i get more excited than her with her achievements.

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Bongani Ngubo

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2 years

The past 2 months I've lost over 40K for 16 days of unpaid leave. Siyahleka nje apha kwezizitalato but akumnandanga🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Bongani Ngubo

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4 years

@GlendaM_M Someone turned him real on but he told himself I'm not going to cheat let me go to my wife but what was going through his head didn't played out in reality then he turned into a monster so now he belongs in jail for that shit he tried to do.

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Bongani Ngubo

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2 years

@Bonge_nmxoyana @Buhlenomuhle Fortunately at our work place they are always part of our celebrations even though they are outsourced.

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Bongani Ngubo

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6 years

@Silo_Samanzi @AdvBarryRoux Hence the Ethiopian Eunuch ask to be Baptized by Philip. In the story it even says he was reading the book of Isiah, Africans knew about the Middle East religion long before white people came here. Masingaqhathwa.

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8 months

It's drink'o clock somewhere in the world. #10YearAnnivesary

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1 year

Andiyazi noba sithi aba bathanda izinto or zona zithanda thina... This was not planned at all kodwa ke sesilapha🙈

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Bongani Ngubo

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3 years

Unkosikazi is working so uyakutya umsebenzi

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1 year

My birthday gifts, ndasinxiba kwayizolo iskipa 🙈🙈

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3 years

@MirandaevaM The smell completely turned me off. I suggested a bath together but there was no difference 😭😭😭😭😭

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Bongani Ngubo

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3 years

@GwijoSquad @RassieRugby @KlipdriftBrandy This country and its people is imperfectly perfect. We see fun & jokes in the darkest of times.

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Bongani Ngubo

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2 years

Imali uyiyeke ilale then the following day uqale ngawe. No matter incinci kangakanani never forget yourself.

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Bongani Ngubo

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4 years

@siyamtitshana Yhoo the comments are disturbing, abantu bakuthi ulwazi lwelizwe labo abalazi tu, we would rather recite and know all the 50 states of USA than ukwazi ngobuthina. It's seriously sad. I know some are joking but others aren't 💔

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

3 years

I think I'm ready to show inkqayi yam... A new chapter without dreadlocks 😟😟

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Bongani Ngubo

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4 years

@lesego911 @Thembisile_Q @Matyaleni_ It amazes me that to this day, with all the information we have people are still ignorant when it comes to HIV/AIDS. People still see this a taboo a way to insult people with, wow!!! I congratulate you for making sure by any means you got your 15 minutes of fame👏👏👏

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Bongani Ngubo

@Bongsz_Ngubo

2 years

Idea inspired by @busiswa_stemele Colour by @Zide_Bukiwe Straps by @Phiwe_Mgwelana There you go family. Amazima ayabulela.

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6 years

“To be black is to be burdened with the automatic, relentless work of saving other black people.”.......stolen

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@Bongsz_Ngubo

5 years

@Bheki_CEO @HrhVinolia @G_XCON That's not true,there were restaurants way before Zimbabweans came here. Our people worked there, worked in farms, security, petrol attendants way before Zimbabweans came here and all these businesses were thriving. It's a myth and a lie what you said.

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3 years

@JamesRamalatso @uGxabhashe You guys are sleeping on your calling 🙈🙈🙈🙈

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Bongani Ngubo

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2 years

Day 10 Finally I'm going home, thank you for all your prayers 🙏🙏 Molweni.

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Bongani Ngubo

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4 years

@she_speakslife We are not our fathers that your mothers told you about, So to be bitter to every men because your father abused your mother in their marriage is a bit unfair & immature. Some of us men were raised to value women & to treat them as queens. Stop justifying nonsense.

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Bongani Ngubo

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2 years

@ayanda_yandiey_ I even subscribed on Amazon just for this series... I couldn't pass episode 2, i was enough. I cried 😭😭😭😭 And I don't think I will ever go back and finish it.

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2 years

The reason why i refuse to give up in life. #HappyFathersDay

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4 years

@khayadlanga I have been working in the industry for 15 years now, I've seen it all in casino, people lost millions. It's hard yet i love my job. i build, install & fix those slot machines. When you come to the casino, you feeding my kids, yet i feel soo guilty when I see addiction.

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2 years

Her first day at new school, She's not nervous instead she says she's excited to make new friends.

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2 years

Left the function... Ndiyobheja umama kaOlwethu

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11 months

I started this in 2006 as a Trainee Technician when they open a new casino in Worcester. I've worked in 4 different casino's before I left and now working for a manufacturer. Never saw a slot machine before and today I can take it apart and rebuild it.