uMahinya-hinya @TaMongs92 Twitter profile

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

Xa sele lufikile ufefe kuwe, esibayeni sakho kuyokumitha nenkunzi yenkomo, izale amawele..... Ungalilahli ithemba🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

Ankole cows cost up to R3m each, but the continent is still poor?🤔

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

Ubumnandi besishwapa....! Pity that men don't wanna talk about it.

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

4 years

I took this pic of my mom feeding my son 4 years ago. The boy is 6 years old now, but this pic is always new in my eyes. We're the real people!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

6 months

Isikhukhukazi esinamantshontsho asiwuginyi umsundululu..... Masiphindeni siyozama. Molweni❤️

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

4 years

Nanku ke "Umdlalo". Hay le nkohlakalo yenu. NguQhude maniki-niki o-clean lo.

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

9 months

Ukuphola kwesilonda, zizolamba iimpukane....! Nyamezela kancane nje mntaka mah, sesizophola. Nibe nosuku oluhle ❤️

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

7 months

Ukuphuma kwelanga, kukutshabalala kombethe..... Molweni eMzantsi❤️

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

My view right now!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

Let's share Nguni proverbs and idioms under this tweet🙏🏽 and meanings if possible🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

Mntase.... Search for that video kaNamhla, save it and go show it to your man. Ungathethi nto kuye and wait for his response. Ukuba nje ukhe wanombuzo othi "Ebenzeni yena lo Namhla?" uze wazi ukuba ujola negongqongqo, and u could be NEXT!!! Then delete it coz it's not nice.

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

@LMkonqo My father left two books full of information yezinto zamaKhuze. Umkhuluwa wam rejected it, i kept one. Little did i know uba engayithathi nje le ncwadi uyazazi uba uzosweleka. Now ndihleli nolo lwazi. Very helpful. Akhonto ndingayenzanga ngempumelelo from that book yexhego🙏🏽

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

Uyayazi imeko yakowenu! ~ Xhosa motivation

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

Dear Black Child.... When u finally make it big, leave the hood. Just leave, and never go back to the township!!! Thank u.

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@SizweHosia "Uyabona the day izinto zam zaba right......ithi ng'thule, uzobona wena"

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

4 years

@logacrimz Missionary is not for boys Sthathu. Ngu NGQO lowa. Intombi ikutsala ngeendlebe njengesthuthuthu. Nincwine nobabini ibengathi kuvalelwe umbundlwana endlini. That position is the dopest! Phambili nge missionary, phambili!✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

Pain yokuba lithemba lomzali wakho, ube UNGENA-NTO!😭😭😭

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

Only the legends know....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

4 months

Finally, somone noticed! Qhawe lam✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@yergsgniht That school i went to produced taxi drivers, nangoku ayipheli iveki ndingafumananga free ride from Jozi to Soweto!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

Zifundise ukushenxa endaweni ongafunwa kuyo....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@VehicleTrackerz Our ancestors are also taking bribes🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️ We are on our own for real now😭

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

IsiZulu: The most spoken language in the country. IsiXhosa: The most loved.

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

Covid took my brother's best friend izolo. After receiving the call ndangena kwi contact list yam to call my brother, ndizomazisa ngomngani wakhe. As i was struggling to find his number, i then remembered uba kanene naye akasekho. Guys ayikho le mpilo siyiphilayo!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

If i was a Xhosa King, i was gonna ban all Xhosa Dyans on tik-tok.....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

5 months

Amankazana awanaxesha loba uyintlabi. Rhaaaaaa!!!😭😭😭

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

4 months

@ApheleleJody Give Warren Masemola his flowers for any role awakhe wayinikwa..... 🙏🏾

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

6 months

Nomlambo ugcwala ngamathontsi......

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

9 months

Breaking news!!! I just got dumped ngenxa ye-messege kaMashonisa ethi: "Mongs ndisendleleni eza kuwe, and ndiyifuna yonke namhlanje. I hope u are ready for me..."

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

I don't know how i manage to keep my head up, coz things are not going well in my life. But, i still wake up and smile. Good morning family.....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

Ladies..... When u get a chance, please date a Xhosa Dyan.

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@Sarah_Mulvx The truth is: ama2000's azalwa zii-High school dropouts. Iinjubaqa, amabhelevana, nooJose abamitha besenza ustd6. Bancama kwa eso skolo. Izinto ezazisela iCrown neSolantis. Izinto ezazitaka ngefestile zisiya enkwenkweni elijakwa. I hear their cry shem. Asikho ngcono kunabo!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

Men settle where there they find peace, NOT BEAUTY!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

NALE IYEDLULA! Zama, ungayeki....🙏

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@She1laSm1th Taking a look from a different angle 'almost' all women do sell umsele INDIRECTLY for something in exchange . But we ain't ready to talk about that coz bona are not known, and the world doesn't call them with names. Now y'all agitate if it's someone u know or follow on twitter.

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

4 years

Intandane = Orphan (isiZulu) Intandane = Favourite (isiXhosa) When u see this tweet, niqokelele la maXhosa adukileyo eGoli ade ayintlaka-ntlaka, niwangqumbanise apha. Enkosi!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

My non-Xhosa friends think "Gqeberha" is a new name for Eastern Cape😭😭😭

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@MathathoKarabo When i love a woman, nothing is a turn off. Even things i don't like about her don't turn me off. They remain things i don't like.🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾 Only when love is fading that i can get turned off even by what used to make me smile...!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@Luntu_Kheswa Bhuti, akhotywala apho ukhoyo ube ulibazisa ngabo, and charge your fone?😭😭😭

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

Ndatyelwa ndade ndazibhaqa sendifunda iincwadi zama-Watchtower ezibhalwe 'Inqaba Yokulinda' nezinye ezibhalwe 'Imboniselo'. Ezinezihloko ezithi.... "Yintoni ayifunayo uThixo kuthi?" "Uyaphi umntu akubhubha?" Qho ndicinga le ndaba ndivele ndibe ne-mini heart attack.....🤞🏾

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

My guy, if your woman doesn't have this shit, u are blessed! Andiyazi noba yi-shower cap or yinto yolala, but i just don't know why they wear it in public!!!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

I don't usually talk about how toxic my work environment is, but hey kuvutha kungabaswanga apha.... Been trying to keep my cool with umphathi wam but ukhukho luphephetheka nomoya. I don't think uJuly uzophela sisendawonye. I tried. Ndiyalisika liyamila! Kwanele!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

4 years

I just can't not like the truth #TracyZille tells. Whether she is black or white, i don't give a flying fuck. She must keep on hitting it HARD!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

I give u my R10, u play the lottery, u win R38m, how much do u give me?

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@MDNnewss Getting paid that big money for having fun😭😭😭😭 60 hours a month 🙆🏾‍♂️ Hay sikhaphile apha emhlabeni shem🤞🏾

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

His name is not Khakha or Kaka. His real name nguLuphumlo. Uzalwa ngudadobawo wam ogama linguNoncedo, owendele emaBheleni kwaSifumba kwapha eGcibhala (emaKhuzeni). Kaka is just a nickname since efaniswa noKaka waseBrazil nge-skill. Gcibhala ke yenye yeelali zaseTsomo!

Cape Town City FC

@CapeTownCityFC

4 years

15 year old Kaka Sifumba becomes the youngest player in City history to feature in the DStv Diski Challenge! Big talent, bright future 🌟 #iamCityFC

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@Sizwe19643882 @thobelawem I can't belive u banged your head against the wall trying to explain something eyehlula u-Abraham, yehlula uMoses, yehlula uDavide owayenabafazi abayi-700 +300 concubines, wazala uSolomon neNcizo. Solomon continued cheating like his fore-fathers. Wena u know the reason for it?🤔

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

Umzi ongenanja, awunasithunzi..... Happy birthday my son❤️

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

Ndasifunda apha isiXhosa. Sisiswenye sam esi, nangolwesingaphi. Ukuba yena yiNgqanga, mna ndizintsiba zayo....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

Idolophu indohlule. Hamba phepha lam.....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@Mlungu_Wajehova @AdvoBarryRoux No one will ever understand how happy we are with this. This is what makes us feel at home! Kusezilalini apha, not edolophini!!!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

Sithwele imithwalo engabonwa mntu. Siyasindwa bafethu.....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

Sendifikelele kwesa stage soba nam ndithi: "My kids are my everything" Goodnight-ini futhi.....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

Xhosa gospel artists...... It's high time u start writing and composing your own songs now, khe nohlukane namaculo aseWesile nawaseRhabe. Nebhayibhile niyigqibile niyikowta. Please write your own songs now!🙏🏽 Thanks, bye.....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

@2021AFRICA @logacrimz Izawde iphele lento yezi discs, ndingayazanga.🤞🏽

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

@CozminoNtsomi Yeah, i knew So (Sotho) Sha (Shangaan) Ngu (Nguni) Ve (Venda)

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

I was born in a Vinegar City, fed with lemons. I know nothing sweet, coz everything around me has been sour. But through it all, best of life is still to come! Happy birthday to me....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

Kusile, khaba nje iingubo, Abanye kuse bekhabe ibhekile! Ithamsanqa kukuphila.....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

My arch of triumph and my spark of life..... Nguye oyokundivala amehli mhla ndiswelekileyo. It's her birthday today. Zenoyise Ngozi 🎉🎉🎉

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

Ngeba ndiyi-type ke uba bendinemali yhaz....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@OlwethuHlela02 @msomi_mawa Ave emnandi amagwinya athengiswa ngunina.😂😂😂

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

After what happened in 1856 kwibali likaNongqawuse noyisemncinci uMhlakaza, there was no way, i mean nooooo way Xhosa people would repeat the same foolishness in 2021. Liphandlwa kanye, libone. Sendisitsho njeeeee ke.

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@QwinDido In isiXhosa the meaning is different. As a result, andizukuyiyeka. Othi mandiyiyeke🤌🏾shem!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

8 months

@cozmino_ Vodoka, tequila, ntwana relax-a/Order the magnum, maphiko and jagger, then tipping the waiter🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

6 months

Indlu engahlalwa mntu ayitshayelwa....! Qinisa mntase, seyiqalile ukugungqa le nyengane♥️

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

As toxic as this app is, it is full of good people.🤞🏽 Ndinofakazi!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

Siphakamisa izibongo, sizenyusele kuye ukuze yena athobe iintsikelelo. Akancanywa uThixo.... Usuku lwenu lube luhle❤

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

9 months

@Restart_Azania It's "Ndibulale Vuyo" for me😂😂😂😂

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

In this case bhuti, mna i'd personally say apha kutendwa iindwendwe regardless of nton-nton.....

Myekameister

@siyabulelatonon

3 years

Imali ngudothi! Amaxhego adla sithebeni sinye nabafana ngenxa yemali. Imibengo yenziwa ngabakhuluwa, besojela amakrwala. Capitalism is fucked up!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@SaboSizwe @Tebogo_Moolman @Rosalia_Ramelay I like your honesty here my guy. Kodwa nibosicingela uba noba asinabantwana, siphuma emizini engamabhodlo, siseneminqweni yokuyivusa kunye nokufundisa abeza emva kwethu ngoba nabo baxhomekeke kuthi!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

4 years

Dirty talk yesiXhosa could be my biggest turn on...ade andibze nangesiduko "ndizume mntu wam, ndizume! Yeyakho yonke sana lwam! Ow! Ow!!! Dlamini wam..." Then finally says...."Ndiyeeeezaaaa!!" Qha phi ke! Sijola mama model c.

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@MusaKhawula Yinkunzi ke le! Laa nto kuthiwa yindzeki.... Ayikhweli iyagqugqisa!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

4 years

Ivumba elimnandi lenyama eqholiweyo eliphuma kwamakhelwane, liyakungcungcuthekisa xa ulahlekelwe yinkukhu! Molweni mz' ontsundu!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

Ilixelegu indoda etshata umntwana wabantu ingamlobolanga! Qha ke xa sithetha ezi nyaniso u call us "Haters" and quickly save us a place in hell coz ningxamele these big rocks with diamonds..... *Data depleted*

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

@Buhlenomuhle Uthe makasete u 05:00 yena waseta u👇🏾

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@kulanicool This can't be real. Sound like those stories zakudala ezazibhalelwa uSis Dolly [Agony aunt] back in the days of Bona and Drum magazine. This is just a fucked up story!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

First born📍

Dr Love

@mlota_azola

1 year

Also comment with a pic of you & your child. 💙💙💙💙👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 #BeAproudParent #Thread

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

Arhwaqele, nayo itshonile.... Good morning cold South Africa.

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

@Melikhaya3006 Wayemshelelani to start with?

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

#XhosaTwitter : Ndicela khe nidicacisele lo mba wokunxitywa kweentsimbi uba uhamba njani. Iintsimbi zehombo, iintsimbi zomsebenzi, njalo-njalo. Ingakumbi apha ekuxutyweni kwemibala yazo. Enkosi. @Bongsz_Ngubo @BongzTheGreat @Mxhelomnyama @DumDiesel @inkcubeko_kaNtu

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

Kwakufika amaxesha okudinwa, hlala phantsi uphumle, U-NGA-NCA-MI....!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

Lo nyaka uphethe iimpendulo zemithandazo yakho. Just apply more pressure black child....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

@Seapow14 Ndingamane ndikuncame ukuba ngumXhosa. Nezo flag zibomvu zawphephezela zide zidaphuke apha kum!!! Atchaar with pap and fried eggs 👌🏽

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@Yeyethu_Baballo @CeyaRadebe If u don't like the guy Yeye, block him. Don't expose him. Akho ndoda ingasheliyo, akho sisi ungashelwayo. Don't do this mntase. I strongly believe he is not the only guy in your DM. Please don't do it again.....🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

@Khanya_Nolz1 Sbali wam....❤

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

6 months

Lizodlula ixesha lokuGowa, Lifike nalo ixesha lokuGlowa. Akere....? Happy Friday ke♥️

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

6 months

Xhosatweet...... Ukuba wawendile ngokusemthethweni, uze ke ngenxa yezimo wehlukane nomyeni wakho seninabantwana. Xa usiva iindaba zokuba u-former mamazala wakho (mhakhulu wabantwana bakho) uswelekile, ungaya emngcwabeni? Ukuba uyaya, unxibe njani? Ndizomamela kunomathotholo.

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@lindz_malindz Distant mountain are always greener. This laaitie is still in his moment of craziness. He must come back to his real senses before erhaxwa ngumsi ongaqhunyiselwa yena!

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

8 months

AmaVenda athi xa ehamba aya "Tuwa". Must i tell them what "ukutuwa" is in isiXhosa or ndiyiyeke ilale? 😳

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

"Awufuni ndikuphe iimpundu mzala wam?" Wandibuza nje kanjalo umntaka malume ekhwaza esekhitshini. Sabe sisobabini qha endlini. Ndee xhungu, ndothuka ndoma. Kanti endibuza nje undilungiselela isonka. Ezi mpundu andibuza ngazo yi-crust.

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

4 years

Ukukhahlela = To kick (isiZulu) Ukukhahlela = To praise (isiXhosa) Sisaqhubeka nokubakrolokonca kwezi mfanta bakuzo kwela Goli, bazode baphume.... Ndicendiseni nani.🙏🏽

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@Bhele__ Indoda ifika isithi iyadlula, kuphele iminyaka kungasdluleki😂😂😂😂

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@CarWootah Ukucika - to seal [Xhosa] Ukucika - to annoy [Zulu]

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

@kabontle62 It starts with Zimbabweans not wanting to be Zimbabweans. If they can go back to their real senses first, maybe, just maybe, the continent can help....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

1 year

Ndingaphuma nakulo tweeter, ndingene kuwe. Wena wedwa jwiiii......

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

3 years

Nohlulwa yintoni ukunxiba isi "Heritage day" unyaka wonke?

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@TaMongs92

2 years

@JabuKhuluse @SizweLo I know this won't make sense right now, but one day it will. These things are not won by votes. We are just being fooled. We play along though....

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@TaMongs92

2 years

@msomi_mawa When u finally fall in love, not even issues will become issues. U will see beauty where there is none. And u won't love her because she is beautiful, but she will be beautiful because u love her. I know this won't make sense right now coz usajolela ukunconywa....

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uMahinya-hinya

@TaMongs92

2 years

@VehicleTrackerz UMzantsi wonke uyathwasa, amathwasa akhona into ayaziyo lulaka nokubhodla qha.....

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@TaMongs92

2 years

Zibomvu izithebe emaKhuzeni, kodwa zikhetha abangani..... Anethamsanqa amazambane ngoba wona aphantsi komhlaba!

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