It is literally impossible to be a landlord...You have to be rich, but not too rich. And you can never say you want to be rich. You have to say you want to own railroads, but also you have to get free parking. You have to have money, but you can only ask for money from the Banker
@davidcrockett08
If cops only went after businesses who did scams and financial crimes against ordinary citizens, then I may actually start to like cops
"Every American simultaneously achieving a higher state of consciousness is a more realistic answer to how to combat climate change and the coming disaster and how to create an equitable society than fucking tax credits for small business or whatever the fuck" -
@cushbomb
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@UniversalPics
Do the right thing and release 'CATS' on digital right now for like $5. I think everyone is finally in the right headspace to really get it.
@willmenaker
I disagree, I think it's 40 minutes later when Poe Dameron looks straight at the camera and says "if this doesn't work, then everything we've done will have been for nothing"
@jvn
Jonathan, I encourage you to look into what happened when a raft of Centrist and Conservative Democrats were elected in 2006. (Hint: they're the reason the ACA didn't have a Public Option.) Really rethink this position. It's bad. It's really bad.
@lindleyashline
So you're making it your whole brand to be completely disinterested with the effects of American empire and capital on the global poor because your personal needs are first, huh?
@jvn
@jizzywinks
Jonathan, electing Centrist & Conservatives Democrats is what neutered the ACA from being as effective as it could have been. With more progressives instead of DINO's, we could have had a Public Option. This is EXTREMELY bad advice. Left-punching from you is so disappointing.
Once again, Putin and the Russians are interfering in the elections and trying to pick our president -- this time they're coming after me.
Chip in $5 to send the message to Putin that the American people decide elections, not him:
@EliLake
@Ocasio2018
very nice burn, i really hope the general public, who love banks and financial institutions, doesn't catch wind of this and this attack doesn't catch on! that would be so bad for Democrats!!
Holy shit never seen a mobile app redesign as brainless and bad as the one
@Twitch
just did, shit looks SOOOO bad, wtf are you doing over there, do you even understand what your own platform is?
@flglmn
@ryanlcooper
I was hovering over a ticket order on Fandango to go to the theater to see John Wick 4 when I saw it had been embedded across 2 tweets for a couple days already, and closed the Fandango tab and watched the film for free on Twitter instead.
@pugmane
Hmmm... Farts and Procreation, Fishy Flip, the first E1 Joe Biden episode, IHOb with Bug Mane, Staind Glass, Failed Parks Part 2: Hard Rock Park, Mickey and Friends Parking Structure with Nick Wiger
Why did Hilaria affect a Spanish accent to be like Alec's 30 Rock s1 love interest Salma Hayek when she could have kept her Massachusetts accent to be like s4 Julianne Moore. Classic blunder!
holy shit y'all my bestie
@may_wise
is getting married this weekend and i'm super pumped abt it esp since she's marrying certified Awesome Dude
@N_A_K
who better fav this tweet or I will rescind this endorsement
@JabroniSean
@chrissyteigen
The celebrity group DM she's in about politics has been griping about getting hate for stealing a meme video all day and she thought it was a good idea to pop off about it while on her phone scrolling waiting for her Internet to be restored
Woke up and saw a tweet from a hateful dumbass with absolutely zero self awareness....just stunned....if he just took an extra second and thought through what he's saying here and how it applies to him personally.....
@rizzoTK
oh you mean like just letting Mercatus write the 4-Pinocchio fact checks for you when Bernie & AOC &
@MattBruenig
correctly characterize what their study says?
@BryceDawggz
@RationalEye
@themcmahonsion
@stclairashley
🩸on your ✋✋✋ for believing and spreading that misinfo. You actually don't have to believe hateful, bad faith people with an agenda to "both sides" eliminationist rhetoric. If you blindly believe any of it, you harm the community, period.
@TheCTStud
@jk_rowling
The goalposts will always move, it's about enforcing a rigid standard of femininity and what classifies a "woman" that can only lead to a dystopian nightmare. JK can't wait.
honestly quite a truth bomb here from Yggy, and I have a feeling a lot of my friends are going to be coming to grips with this over the coming weeks i know it's very disappointing to many of you but this is the reality
Immediately followed
@AyeshaASiddiqi
on Letterboxd after reading this, incredible. I am very into intentional and effective use of cliche in modern films, especially with Elvis and even Tár at times. And that's my Top 3 of the year.
Still marveling at how thoroughly the Big Man just demolishes Tommy here, and about Quibi of all topics. Is this what it was like to witness the flu game live?
@TVietor08
@scottgairdner
So basically, you don't know shit but looooove to talk like you do, and your only guiding principle is that your friends should make a bunch of money. Good thing you don't apply this childish and ignorant point of view to the rest of your life or we might be fucked!
@chrissyteigen
@JabroniSean
I was just trying to defend someone's work that I enjoy that you were trying to say was "dumb," then I did a couple tweets on my account about it. But while I have you and your 10 million followers, my last stream had 2 viewers, tell me I suck in my chat?
@jonfavs
@ASlavitt
I believe the solution you were searching for is "Medicare4All." "Human right" should not then become a commodity, even an affordable one. Nice attempt, please try again.
@Srirachachau
They dont even show the part where his second failed utterly at cutting off his head and he struggled for several minutes before dying and then the second also failed at committing seppuku himself
Just thinking about how David Lynch defended trans people with his entire chest in the fourth chapter of the highest profile project of his career, in 2017. King doesn't even begin to cover it.
Absolutely not. No. I reject this. It wasn't even a film it was a fun event. Stop this. It's unnecessary. What is even the point. Is it not enough for this to make all the money and take screens from every other movie? Just stop this ridiculous bullshit.
#MarvelStudios
& Sony have officially begun
#SpiderManNoWayHome
's Oscars campaign, releasing two new "For Your Consideration" posters for the movie! Photos:
@sadydoyle
So, Joy tweets something insanely bad and personal about Bernie and his wife's relationship, she pushes back forcefully, and then because Joy's mentions are filled this equates to calling for her head?
@kathbarbadoro
@MorganRSperry
I would love to have all the shadiness of that campaign exposed, I am still not over the bullshit with that fucking app in Iowa and him claiming victory that night
Rank (definitive)
1. Fist pump at the end
2. Zendaya is Meechie (2nd time)
3. Gina Rodriguez is Kolka
4. Zendaya is Meechie (1st time)
5. Danny Devito is Dorgle
6. Zendaya is Meechie (3rd time)
7. Common is Stone Keeper
8. LeBron James is Gwangi
You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't land on the "Go Directly to Jail" space. You're supposed to love being a top hat, but don't look down on the thimble or terrier. You have to own the utilities but also always be looking out for hotels.