Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen Twitter profile

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Alex Nichols

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2 years

It was nice of Forrest Gump to tell a stranger at the bus stop that he overheard his late girlfriend being molested by her dad in 1961

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4 years

i envy cats only having three types of food, called "dry food," "wet food" and "treats." its a great system

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5 years

thinking about the signature that says reagan reagan

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

8 years

An old picture with Nancy and Ronald Reagan.

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Alex Nichols

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4 months

Columbia doesn’t make applicants spin around and bend over for Roger Ailes so he can determine if theyre rapable enough. Most things dont work like your jobs

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4 months

Megyn Kelly nails it: “Why are they so unattractive? Why are the protesters so homely?”

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3 years

in the 60s the hottest thing a woman could do was sing happy birthday really slowly

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1 month

Fetterman getting nervous that people no longer find it cute when a politician has obvious brain damage and has to wear velcro shoes

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Alex Nichols

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4 years

republicans are really mad that they cant go to fast casual restaurants and ricochet farts off a cracked pleather booth while waiting 45 minutes for an order of Shrimpy Dippers

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

3 years

the second half of being an epic whiskey steak and cigars guy is always very emasculating

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Alex Nichols

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6 years

if you want a list of ice employees just hit up army recruiters and ask who failed the fitness test

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@Lowenaffchen

2 years

thats cool. there was a rolling stone article today about how you had to declare bankruptcy and your wife left you

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

1 year

Google says 1990?

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1 year

@randygdub I’m 28. Yes that’s a “young woman.” I’m sorry this is so hard for you

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Alex Nichols

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4 years

warren supporters locking their accounts like they saw a black guy across the street

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1 year

They should make a new type of fireworks that dogs cant hear but veterans can

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

1 month

I'm writing in Joe Biden. Fuck the party elites

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

7 years

i'm not surprised they turned on steve bannon... everyone always resents the hottest person in the group of friends

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4 months

@JMfreespeech if youre so proud of your face why are you using a pic from 1996

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@Lowenaffchen

5 years

good to see joe biden is down 2 points in the polls after his teeth fell out and his eyeball exploded while talking about how poor children need to watch more tv

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@Lowenaffchen

13 years

those assholes at the skatepark laugh at me now, but when i get home and turn on Family Guy, ill be the one laughing

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@Lowenaffchen

5 years

shoutout to mitt romneys children for not presuming anyone cares about their opinion because their parent lost an election. i notice and i appreciate it

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

1 year

(44yo guy at your work who says “metric fuckton”) it’s about a bear who does cocaine. Yeah you heard that right

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

5 years

jordan petersons method for living the perfect life works great unless anything bad ever happens to you at which point you develop the worst benzo habit of all time and end up being kidnapped by your daughter and experimented on in a russian prison

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

10 months

That could have been one of my kids who works during the day and goes to Night Kindergarten

Yoni Michanie

@YoniMichanie

10 months

Last night, a Hamas rocket landed in the courtyard of a kindergarten in the city of Sderot. But since its an Israeli kindergarten, it's not a war crime. Did I get that right?

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

4 years

rush limbaugh had four wives and no children. he was impotent even before the oxy and now his bloodline is extinguished

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

4 months

Every so often someone pipes up like "why do I have to pay Progressive $652/mo because the rest of you are such bad drivers" and everyone just stares at them

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4 months

we're not gonna make it

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Alex Nichols

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22 days

Kamala is announcing her VP pick in Pennsylvania which narrows it down to John Fetterman and the Angry Video Game Nerd

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

11 years

*affixes a second leash to a hot babes dog while shes tying her shoe* would you look at that. we have the exact same dog. this is incredible

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

7 years

TIME TRAVELER ME: bill o'reilly got fired and al franken is in congress now 12yo ME: wow future politics sounds awesome TIME TRAVELER: no

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

2 years

Two years ago antivaxxers were like "everyone who gets the vaccine is going to drop dead in the street within 6 months, see ya bitch" and now the bar has been lowered so much they're like SEE?? "Pfizer exec denies CEO negotiated EU COVID vaccine contract via text message"

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

1 year

4.5M views on this compared to 150k on everything else they post. 5000 quote tweets and half of them took longer to type than the article. This is how you do engagement bait

CNN

@CNN

1 year

"If you're White and you've posted a GIF or meme of a Black person to express a strong emotion, you may be guilty of wearing 'digital blackface,'" writes John Blake | Analysis

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

4 years

Senior economic correspondent, The New York Times

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

7 years

triggering libs by flooding the house and giving myself heat stroke on purpose

Paul Joseph Watson

@PrisonPlanet

7 years

Who else is celebrating Trump pulling the U.S. out of the #ParisAgreement by having the heating on full blast & running the taps all night?

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1 year

I am going to get this tattooed over my ass so people think hes gay

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1 year

If she really loves you, she will do it for you

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

7 years

Forgetting everything is the ultimate Reagan tribute

Newt Gingrich

@newtgingrich

7 years

Why would you schedule a vote on a bill that is at 17% approval? Have we forgotten everything Reagan taught us?

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Alex Nichols

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11 years

Missed connections: you were at the weird al show. I was the guy who leaned over to say "no wonder they call him weird al" after every song

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2 years

I would rather walk 5 miles to the next bus stop in the pouring rain than waste one second listening to that stupid fucking useless piece of shit lie to me about meeting Elvis

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

3 years

do you think elon musk fans ever wonder why so many automated scam accounts are designed to target them

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

7 years

all rich people are sex perverts. the only exception is mark zuckerberg, who has a USB charging port instead of genitalia

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

5 years

kevin spacey being a murderous supervillain who puts out menacing videos for no clear reason is a great addition to reality. reminds me of sherlock

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@Lowenaffchen

7 years

it kicks ass how stupid this country is

CBS News

@CBSNews

7 years

@CBSNews "We can say 'Merry Christmas' again, people are saying 'Merry Christmas' again," Pres. Trump said.

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@Lowenaffchen

3 years

covid is absolutely ripping through underarmour tucked into camo cargo shorts guys but at least it spares them the eventual indignity of dying in a four wheeler accident at age 53

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

6 months

@ByYourLogic before porn those people got addicted to spinning around until they got dizzy

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

3 years

every time i remember the people in the trucker convoy think theyre getting reimbursed for a month worth of food gas and lost income i get a big grinch smile

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

7 months

People in their 50s who watch the news all day have the same brain as their kids arguing on TikTok about whether Spongebob could legally consent to sex with Squidward

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

4 years

@Trillburne hindsight is 20

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

2 years

matt taibbi is a brave truthteller who isnt afraid of the woke mob. except for the one time they actually came after him for real and he immediately threw all his friends under the bus so he could keep his job at rolling stone

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

5 years

its 9 o clock, im the piano man and im in the bar that im in theres a piano man sitting next to me and im playing piano with him

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@Lowenaffchen

5 years

jeffrey epstein killed himself because of rising anti-semitism in the uk labour party under jeremy corbyn

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

3 years

the only part of the chapelle specials that will stick with me is the bit about how kevin hart dreamed about hosting the oscars his whole life and they TOOK IT from him. its like something your fattest aunt would say while shes already crying

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

3 months

Very on the nose that these guys think the ideal leader would be a nonverbal autistic kid who spends 16 hours a day spooning with his mom watching womens daytime tv

𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕹𝖔𝖗𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖌𝖆 ❤️‍🔥

@Shahenshah_Chud

3 months

Some potential marriage candidates for our future Emperor Barron who would give him heirs and can give the Trump dynasty more legitimacy in the long term. A thread

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

4 years

theyre going in on a gay guy for making jokes about pete on a locked account. 3 primary wins and this is what they have. when does the vetting start

The Daily Beast

@thedailybeast

4 years

EXCLUSIVE: Ben Mora, a regional field director for Bernie Sanders’ campaign, used a private Twitter account to attack other Democratic contenders—as well as their family members, surrogates, journalists, and celebrities—in deeply personal terms

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

5 years

playstation

RetroMania Wrestling

@RetrosoftStudio

5 years

Give us the first game that comes to mind when you see this.

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

6 years

there are three genres of viral normie tweet: -defend astrology by pointing out other stupid things exist as well -advise people to cut all their friends out of their life for no reason -use the phrase "horse girls"

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

7 years

government shutdowns are like the superbowl for people who used a roller backpack until 11th grade

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

6 years

i worked at home depot 3 years ago. it was a "permanent" "non-seasonal" position where they silently cut everyones hours to 0 at the end of the summer. when i go in there now i don't recognize a single employee. 100% turnover

The Wall Street Journal

@WSJ

6 years

Alarmed at Bernie Sanders's popularity among young people, Home Depot co-founder Ken Langone has written a book, part memoir and part free-market manifesto, called “I Love Capitalism”

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

2 years

Every female right wing influencer is married to a guy who picks out her outfits and goes with her to the nail salon but they think theres no way for them to get a gay disease

Bethany S. Mandel

@bethanyshondark

2 years

The number of people lined up in masks outside to get a vaccine for a virus they’d only get by having sex with strangers.

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

2 years

Sorry, but if your pee isn't dark yellow or brown you are not working class.

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@Lowenaffchen

2 years

I don't want to speak ill of the dead but I still can't get over how fucking stupid Forrest Gump was

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

3 years

its absolutely imperative that we increase the vaccination rate of 22 year old gym bros by 0.01%. even if we have to create 15 million new lifelong republicans to do it. thats just smart politics

The Independent

@Independent

3 years

White House urges Spotify to take further action on Joe Rogan

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Alex Nichols

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12 years

sonic the hedghog is so f***ing cool and fast.... i wonder if hes christian

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

7 years

the problem with digging up dirt on republican nominees is that GOP voters don't process information like normal humans. it's like trying to tell a golden retriever that his owner is a pedophile

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

2 years

Bari Weiss has two kinds of stories: 1. I drove 6 hours to a women's liberal arts college to spend a week eating pussy and there were too many posters about Kwanzaa in the dorms 2. Here is an email someone sent me

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

6 years

thinking about getting all my nourishment from those online companies called like Kick Your Ass Coffee and No Pussy’s Allowed Beef Jerky whose main selling point is that the founder is a coast guard veteran

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

3 years

jk rowling, joyce carol oates, now margaret atwood... its just L after L for people who say you should read female authors

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

8 years

The children are our future

FOX 13 Tampa Bay

@FOX13News

8 years

AP: Authorities say a vehicle in President Donald Trump's motorcade was struck by a "2x4" and five middle school students now face charges.

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Alex Nichols

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7 years

"donna brazile is hurting the party by relitigating 2016 to sell books" is an odd critique to hear from clinton people

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9 years

Easiest jobs: 1. Waiter/waitress 2. Mother of special needs child 3. Teacher 4. Firefighter 5. Mother of regular child

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5 years

the best argument for pro-natalism is that the continued existence of actual children throws a wrench into the funko pop babyman project of turning the whole world into dave and busters

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10 months

Skibidi toilet and free my soul I want to see a head in a toilet bowl cause I am 8

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22 days

Now that the dust has settled can we all admit Biden did a really good job at the debate

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7 years

All the sicko libs who wrote articles called "I Was Wrong About Iraq" in 2009 are about to sell you another war

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10 years

Katana is Japanese for "sword". In Japan they have great respect for swords and their moms dont knock them off the wall while vacuuming

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3 years

if this is how it worked i would have become gay in middle school

Vivek Ramaswamy

@VivekGRamaswamy

3 years

There’s no better way to turn a non-racist into a racist than by calling them a “racist.”

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5 years

mellon collie and the hot dog flavored water

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@Lowenaffchen

2 years

It's amazing how many people still think Forrest was telling the truth. No one factchecked his stories — it was a straight line of credulity from Robert Zemeckis to Tom Hanks, and all were happy to help Gump sell his fabrications to the masses if it meant winning Best Picture.

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Alex Nichols

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2 years

Someone should make a browser extension that tells elder millennials if a big long reddit post is fake or not and it just says fake every time.

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@Lowenaffchen

8 years

The only good part of sports is when a black athlete forgets to say please and thank you and a bunch of racist fat guys shit their pants

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11 years

My wife set up a spycam and found out my sons "speech impediment" was from 5 years of me talking to him in Borat voice while she was at work

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7 years

credible sources are telling me that trump has been arrested and hes in jail now. they charged him with "Russia stuff"

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5 years

my favorite genre of leftist writing is "i had a private dinner with the rich person everyone hates, at their mansion, and it turns out theyre not that bad"

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@Lowenaffchen

8 years

Remember in 2009 when the cool thing was parody videos of Hitler freaking out about memes and pop culture ephemera. that's real life now

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@Lowenaffchen

5 years

rip to judeo-christian greco-roman western civilization. it was contained in one third of the roof of the notre dame cathedral and eastern civilization came in and smashed it all up

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Alex Nichols

@Lowenaffchen

5 years

stop making these posts

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12 years

1863: I'm standing on the Mason-Dixon line rubbing the Union and Confederate flags together and making kissing noises. Everyone is yelling

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