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Christian, husband and father. Miami Dolphins fan.

Joined March 2009
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Happy Mother’s Day to the Mother of my 3.5 kids
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Crazy, Tua has a front row seat to the Miami Trump rally
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@Bornakang Essentially, the grooves on the record contain the sound waves that were originally recorded by the artist, and the stylus and tonearm work together to read the grooves and generate an electrical signal. This signal is then amplified and converted into sound waves that can be
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@GreenTextRepost The bully is still winning, he has a wife and a family
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@historyinmemes Don’t go to a theater bro
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@_MLFootball Imagine being a gay liberal
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@greentexts_bot You don’t in fact have to believe all women
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@BarryOnHere “Dance for us kicker monkey”
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@lporiginalg 13% of the dogs cause 70% of the violent dog crime
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@GreenTextRepost That kid is 14, he’s either on 4chan or still playing Minecraft
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@GreenTextRepost You know that was a 128oz Big Gulp of Mountain Dew
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@DaveSobo3 @Uber_Support But have you tried 31 times?
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@iamyesyouareno Almost seems like some people have an incentive to keep the borders wide open
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@ShitpostGate Well, damn Jackie I can’t control the weather. This took me too long to figure out
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@AB84 @CtespnN Dude is definitely a gay
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@natsechobbyist A man was murdered in front of family, nice joke you have here
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@lporiginalg The booze kills the germs, keep up
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@iamyesyouareno The new GTA is so realistic
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@GreenTextRepost This story has a bigger twist than any M. Night Shyamalan movie.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Incredibly based
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@historyinmemes Malice at the Palace
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@ShitpostGate He should try
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@Shaun_Gains @hellraisin @AmaSan25 I will not stand for this blasphemy
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@stillgray Let the crowd get him
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@hellraisin @AmaSan25 Nokia 3310 could survive anything
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@historyinmemes I’m 38 and I just learned it works like that
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@wayotworld Greta was wild for this one
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@reddit_lies Why are they such porn addicts on that platform
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@ShitpostGate Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
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@farzyness Google is the enemy of the people
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@GreenTextRepost Bro got the Moe
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@OrwellNGoode I’m not crying. It’s very humid in here.
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@ChristinaPushaw @PolitiFact I, one day, hope to be as bad at my job as Yacob.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Comic books are fake and gay
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@lporiginalg I’m shocked that banging a skank resulted in herpes
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@Bornakang He teaches pre k and she makes popcorn necklaces
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@lporiginalg I love how they drop the fake voice when they are mad
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My buddy just found this. Should I buy it?
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@Timcast Get out of liberal cities
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Don’t put the black light on that thing
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Anyone know where I can find this hat? My daughter’s name is Mia and this would be awesome. @MiamiDolphins @ian693 @TomGarfinkel @Alf_Arteaga @OmarKelly
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@reddit_lies A hollow point was the answer
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@3YearLetterman @JoeBiden Some will say it’s controversial that you give your players vasectomies at such a young age but they won’t be getting anyone pregnant this season
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@OrwellNGoode Playing N64 on the rear projection tv was king status
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@NFL_Scorigami Stilloddscoreigami
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@KirkHerbstreit National Treasure
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@LauraLoomer @TuckerCarlson Lots of Christians have died in the war Laura
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@greentexts_bot Time to short the deodorant stocks
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@elonmusk @TylerGlaiel Did you live in a pineapple under the sea?
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@AnthonyCumia Tim Walz is definitely a gay
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@OrwellNGoode Getting evicted via emoji lol
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@yoalexrapz @Cernovich I want to hang out with the UFC people, they sound cool as hell
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@XGavinMcInnes We wuz aliens and sheet
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@3YearLetterman He only murdered millions
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@nypost Imagine getting paid a ton of money and not finishing the show
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@Babygravy9 That’s the type of girl that could have 11 kids
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Hey @ian693 my wife said if I can get 5,000 retweets I can name our new baby Mia, naming her after the Miami Dolphins. She’s due on the 28th. Also she definitely didn’t say this.
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@DudespostingWs Do you even toe lift?
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@BarryOnHere Bring back the steroids
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Daewood Davis injury. Praying he’s ok
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@NoCapFights Well, at least he didn’t waste her time
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@amuse Can’t wait for the Doc “Back in the early 2020’s the Instagram whore’s and the gym bro’s went to war”
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@lporiginalg Comic books are fake and gay
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@Timcast Totally normal behavior in a third world country
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@wayotworld Hollywood is fake and gay
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@ANTambo @3YearLetterman He is, I once saw him pickup five different ladies at a Beef O’Brady’s in one evening
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@ProFootballTalk @DolphinsTalk By the time the lawyers are done we’ll get a $3 check
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@GreenTextRepost @matthew_reid1 This kid will end up a date rapist
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Baby # 4 is coming and I’m watching the Dolphins game
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@nypost I’m so sick of all this white supremacy
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@libsoftiktok What’s this guy going on about?
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When he tore his acl
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What's your favorite Tom Brady memory? ⤵️
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Recap of the game so far
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@nypost The government is fake and gay.
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@greentexts_bot 1st mistake, talking to women
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@WomenPostingLs They get to pretend their dog is their kid.
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@reddit_lies We should round up the Redditors and send them to the gulags
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@JackPosobiec Crazy how many selfies he took
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@MrAndyNgo @OregonGovBrown I identify as homeless
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@greentexts_bot Someone get that kid some mdma
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Tua Tagovailoa on his faith in Jesus Christ
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