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@BeasBall82

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Twins/Wild/Rockies fan ♿️ (Spina Bifida). He/him blue check

Duluth, MN
Joined January 2009
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@ericisbad_ @AZCardinals A benis, if you will.
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@CaseyJPod @JaysRealityBlog Really? He’s just hangin’ around..
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@YourUglyForThat @BNONews *TV station immediately plays Republican congressional candidate’s ad*
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@OLightworker @DRusso97 No offense, but you skipped the eating ass question. Enquiring minds would like to know.
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@imjustaRB @eugenegu @EzekielElliott Doesn’t matter—he’s not wrong.
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@iamhereforelon @kacdnp91 @TobyTurner @Lukewearechange @MayoClinic Yes. If you’re not gonna take care of your own health, why should they help?
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@TevTevTevin @willnotclap @kylorivhmond You guys should all drive off the road
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@CelesteExDem @KatTimpf The other two aren't hate groups, snowflake.
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@PeteStauber A logger? So..the wolf was in the woods WHERE IT BELONGS?
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@___mop__ @Orioles So did the @Tigers , it appears.
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@heIen0ftroy “They’re mad that they’re poor” is awfully tasteless.
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@elaifresh @drearysleeper That costs money too, genius
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@JezzeG @KyleSloter Wait. April 20th? H’ler’s B-day?!?😱
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@ogkeema Have you ever eaten lead paint?
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@irshhnr4 @AmakaUbakaTV And I honestly thought the original angle looked like thighs wrapped around a head
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@propseth @davidbelle_ @SaeedDiCaprio Nobody needs offer any value in return. You need to do it to prove that it’s no big deal to you. Literally, put your money where your mouth is.
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@YaGirlTweets @EvanDaniels @BleacherReport @ASufrin @Delta This isn’t so comforting coming before a flight, no.
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@imjustaRB This is the comeback that took you 4 hours to think up??
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@ChaseTheWX @weather_katie @DFWStormChasing @FultonInfo It’s the number of chambers in a revolver.
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@mindjitsu @T8GR8 That probably works these days, though
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@Flea @AdequateEmily The sky turns green during intense hailstorms.
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@jbaylorcopy @ThisIsBoonie The opposite, actually—this way no one else has to put up with either of them.
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@gtconway3d The past 4 years has been pure mental illness.
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@dmatkins137 @ElBartoArmy Read your header pic
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@MommaKingMWD @PAVGOD @BruceHalperin @dog_feelings still under the fridge. awaiting updates
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@jazz_inmypants Laura Bush version
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@OneBadDude_ @EdKrassen Can you read? The guy didn’t say there are 0 of them; just not many in comparison to Russia
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@styrojeff @ByKaitHanson @maddiemcgarvey It’s an insane situation to potentially face.
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@KDNYOI @ZCoia @AdamSchefter Normal folks wouldn’t write it that way to begin with.
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@RealRodSteel @ecareyo But, Wonka was wilder..
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@Nick57043668 @RussoHockey You can’t “not believe” in gay people 😂
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@MusicVibes420 @boymolish @miakhalifa She was adding a fact, as well.
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@rykerzane @CaMamaBear2 @at_P_Elijah @celestrogen No, really. That might comfort you to say, but Republicans really ARE dumber.
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@Jammypye @dwuori Counterpoint: ONLY watch the original version
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@freshcakesbenzi @Orioles @MLB They should be. The league is showcasing one of its worst umpire calls ever as if it’s a good thing.
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@m6cks @McLeod73 @Starting9 I’d have it on my jersey
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@CalypsoCats @frankthefink @Aquil90210 @cdelbrocco @RB_0007 @brennanmgilmore OMG, why is everybody getting the impression that I'm somehow defending this?!?
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@EinahSirro @cnni say the snowflakes who are so fearful they start banning people
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@Hassan_H_Syed @ConSelfOwns “The more anti-vaxxers, the less anti-vaxxers!”
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@WANGNGEO @CBCAlerts I see you're into gay things, huh?
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@labebebel @YourDailyKayli @kristoferthomas that doesn’t mean you just spew random shit though
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@rao_zam @PicturesFoIder He didn’t want the stupid girl to feel stupid for being stupid.
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@thebeanieking @A3SlR @edzitron @nikicaga Well, somehow Elon is bowled over by this.
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@TonyHdezUSN @Ken_Rosenthal Too bad it’s spelled wrong
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@Death2Tyrants84 @madeleinebaran @shaunking @sfreemark No. More guns isn’t the answer. Nice try.
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@officialegle Of course they should have to purchase ramps. Cost of doing business.
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@jurfinkel @ParkerMolloy @joncoopertweets Seeing as how their Twitter account is suspended, that seems like a fair standpoint, yes.
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@BirdSeedBigot @crytology2077 @AshleaSimonBF Then what nationality would you be?
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@AnnGables3 @TBone1812 @angiestockam @Tina12312 @BetsyDeVos ..said the woman, defending a billionaire idiot from her computer screen.
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@real_ishpodcast @realStanVG @jj_redick Not even close to the same thing, no. Nobody is “pro” late-term abortion, anyway. It’s usually a pretty goddamn somber and sorrowful choice that isn’t made for reasons of simple convenience.
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@bubbaprog @truthfromduluth also “libary” at 0:30
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@Chinchillazllla @kathygriffin Health issues aren’t off-limits.
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@grimskeeter greasin’ up the honkers to own the libs
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@LordDampnuts @AP_Planner @NASA I'll personally pay for it!
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@__jaaaake @KellieMeyerNews @MarsTweep He was black. That’s all the context there seems to be.
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@morganobrien @BarryOnHere Police can’t take vacations?!
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@HenryFennell17 @abbydphillip @alexburnsNYT Conversely, I want all of his fans to try it.
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@ABC7 Wait. They DO know how this ends, right??
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@RuneStock1 @anactualwalnut Technically an amoeba is life then, too?
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@SandraR30479921 @LeafyIsHere No, you shouldn’t be doing that either. Just let them live and move on.
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