Jacob Goldberg Profile
Jacob Goldberg

@mjeyes

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Would build a rocket ship, I do love pizza, Here comes the Neighborhood, & currently not a parent.

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Joined March 2009
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10 months
@davidhogg111 Hey, Piglet, The Second amendment shall not be infringed.
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@poshirex Looks edited.
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@Timcast @MattBinder Tim you are trash.
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@dbongino Dan you blow.
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@Vivek4real_ Government money.
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4 months
@TTVselenalenaxo GN dear. I'm going to try to come up with something funny again.
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@DianaG2772 So basically you yell
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@GuntherEagleman Gunther sounds triggered.
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@MamaSavage01 Why aren't you wearing a seatbelt? Can you see that?
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@GuntherEagleman Your not a real American to say that. People can vote for whoever they want.
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@Tifstanley Do you like pizza? That's the deciding factor.
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@jeckaf4i She is fine
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@GovTimWalz And you will be overtaxed
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@blinkx666 This is what you do when I'm in the kitchen?!
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@Tifstanley Clothes on? Or clothes off?
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@Amandamomy I couldn't handle that. I could!
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@damimoonb Put some clothes on!
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@PalmTreeMom I live for the winter.
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@annalisakiwi Open your eyes.
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@BoredomDidIt Why would you post that? Don't you have any respect for yourself?
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@mikaylademaiter Thanks for the warning
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@WhoreWives Yeah, just dont complain
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@good_vibes_girl Snuggle not suffocate.
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@annalisakiwi You look lost. I'm a lost puppy.
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@lavaxgrl Do you like greasy hair?
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@michela_arbocco I can play! Dont hate!
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@ambrlee_xo I can make Spaghettios. If you want garlic toast I can butter it and sprinkle garlic pepper on it.
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@Amandamomy You scream complainer
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@TTVselenalenaxo Who is the Chucky doll trying to touch your hair?
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@zoya_art7 Hell yeah 😄
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@Tifstanley I'd say a lot
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@girlthoughts899 Oh, it's her again. 🙄
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@DrMariaX Let's buy some overpriced crypto. At least it's an election year.
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@MellanySandra I need three panic shots. Stat.
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@simply_sunny_3 We need dinner for 2
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9 months
@megzilyy That is a boat anchor. If you are buying a playstation or xbox, you are wasting money. Once people get a taste of Meta Oculus, it's over @CNN @FoxNews @business just in time for Christmas.
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@MamaSavage01 Stop looking at me
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@blinkx666 I'd give you a pearl necklace 😎
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@PalmTreeMom Good morning sunshine
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@SimgleDx It looks like you have one already with that little yard.
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@deanda_min3 Like a recent movie I watched? There are a lot of good movies...
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@milfordxoxo She is definitely on the naughty list.
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@good_vibes_girl Your boobs look fine.
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@AngelaBelcamino No, just poor taste.
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@good_vibes_girl Oh, hey.. glad you showed up.
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@Felicity2x No way, I can't lie.
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@IngrahamAngle Where did Joe snarl?
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@Holy_Elle We can walk my dog
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@Reeseforsure This should be your profile picture
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@BoredomDidIt If I was your boyfriend, I would insist you be naked, on the news.
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@Densyrx There is too much dessert on Twitter
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@PaigeSpiranac I would go down there so fast.
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@ktlordahl She is Barbie
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@sexysportslover Lean left lean right.
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@JessTungsten Just give it away. Give it away?
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@IngrahamAngle Marijuana is very misunderstood. Its Gods flower.
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@MattWalshBlog Like another loss for Republicans? I'm sensing that too Matty
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@v3r0nica___ What to say, what to say. She looks good, I know, so we have to be nice...
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@chloemiabrown My dog is barking
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@natali3levin May I buy you a cheeseburger?
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@AriFleischer My grandma thought it was a perfect speech. And she is liberal.
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@TheBabylonBee When you make a bad joke, you make a bad joke. When you state a fact, it's not funny. It's true.
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@FerreNFT You guys do Venmo? 🙃
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@hardasamother Is summer lesbian? Did she lie to me?
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@TRHLofficial Probably my favorite funny
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@sexysportslover I'm 100 percent healed
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@DellaMoms Twitter, we went from Lenora to this? Fail!
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@nyjkhayshar Are you packing a gun, in your luggage?
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@Ilhan Ilhan is Pandering.
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@annalisakiwi She looks 17
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@AVenezuelan19 How close do we have to look?
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@aves_doesthings Only if you are a nice person. If you are fake I will put you on blast. For the most part.
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@Jessicasquared9 Cough, cough, I'm named Jacob.
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@Yulchik_bb Sure. Miss selfconsciousness
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@AVenezuelan19 The water is boiling over. What are you doing?
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@thekingkristi1 Do you want him under the tree?
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@mericanaf7 Yes. Pretty sure. Pretty too.
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@scarletvass You are too pretty for that. I'm circling around.
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@theDeanDA @PaigeSpiranac I'm into women but thanks for your inquiry Dan.
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@chloemiabrown I don't even know you!
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@HerbApproach How much does it weigh? Dime 30 dub 60. Some people pay 20 a gram all the way up. I grow my own now.
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@thekingkristi1 Idk but my tail won't stop wagging
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@annamonetx Who cares, what's for breakfast?
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@Amandamomy Is Twitter the new old backpage?
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@tlcprincess Is there a smoke free section?
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@fabianaros_xx No not at all
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@JodyVoll Do you want me to act surprised when you don't show up? I'll do the omg face 😯
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@itslexismithh Cute but fake.
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