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@mippy

Hello Gillian

8 months

Didn't post this properly, at the end of 2023, but shout-out to when I went to see my first football match in Germany and ended up on yer actual Liverpool FC YouTube channel with my little Canon in hand (probably whilst taking this photo) (🧵if you like film photos + waffle)

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@mippy

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3 years

@IsabelOakeshott So people shouldn't be over a certain size, but they should also not exercise as part of maintaining a healthy lifestyle and body image and/or to become the size you believe they should be.

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@mippy

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5 years

Totally normal human male thing to say.

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4 years

I can't stop laughing at this, especially the assumption that swans can read

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@mippy

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5 years

What food did you think was really posh as a kid, even though it clearly isn't? I'm still amazed that I can purchase Vienetta, Queen of Desserts, for only £1.50 from Iceland. Didn't they only sell it at Harrods?

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@mippy

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2 years

@paulduanefilm I think it's absolutely fine to say 'I don't know enough about this, I don't want to give an opinion, ask someone who knows more about it' about most things, tbh.

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@mippy

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4 years

Bit of an odd battlecry, but who am I to judge

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@mippy

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11 months

Sorry but this makes me want to eat a live hen

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@mippy

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2 years

It's been a decade of change for all of us

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@mippy

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4 years

@mart_in_london @sarahlostctrl My mum taught me to read/sing Frere Jacques at home for free.

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@mippy

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4 years

This seems really generous until one learns that the landlord of the property Alan is in arrears to is...the estate agent setting up the GFM to help him.

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@mippy

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6 years

Harry Cole is like the Wario of Boris Johnson

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@mippy

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5 years

lol at people actually thinking that Ariel cannot be played by a black actress because of 'mermaid science'

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@mippy

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3 years

@nickw84 My friend keeps asking me about whether there's a market for celebrity meat once lab-grown meat becomes a thing, not unconvinced this is him.

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@mippy

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3 years

@Dan_Morton @tainkirrahe So interesting how some hobbies are coded as weird/shallow/nerdy and some not. Sport is incredibly nerdy, so many stats and rules, whereas some people just appreciate nice trains.

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@mippy

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2 years

@TimWardCam @howdoyouello

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@mippy

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5 years

So of all those members, where did they come from? And where did they go?

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There have been 26 members of the band Rednex. The Cotton Eye Joe people. 26 members.

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@mippy

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4 years

The Wetherspoons near my house this morning. #boycottWetherspoon

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1 year

@ChrisJosephPAX Do you genuinely think people who are struggling with food costs don't know about own brands?

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@mippy

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6 years

@mrtomchitty @VICEUK Tom Tom Tom Tom *whispers* you can take the top off the bottle and put more water into it from a tap

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@mippy

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5 years

Well, this totally blew up, check out my Soundcloud:

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Stop Boris Johnson taking power with our tactical voting guide for the election

Whether you're a Remainer who wants to stop Brexit with a second referendum, or just a concerned citizen worried about Tory plans for Britain, Boris Johnson getting a majority is a worrying prospect....

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@mippy

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5 years

@Michael1979 @ManOnThe100 I thought Wikipedia was copyrighted, though? Will they sue me if I keep using their big h?

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@mippy

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2 years

@MartinPilgrim1 The weirdest things about these stories is how often someone will get picked up for a first date - I'm not getting in a strange guy's car, I will meet you at the Denny's Olive Garden Stadium thx.

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@mippy

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1 year

@SalfordMe2023 Everyone's going to come here and explain to you how banking risk calculations work, rather than rightly agreeing with you that the system seems almost designed to make life more difficult for some and others richer.

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@mippy

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2 years

@deathofbuckley Their systems were strong from avoiding "fast food takeaways" and lattes, which is also how they managed to buy houses on a wage of 36p.

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@mippy

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9 months

@ask_aubry Farming and home baking, notoriously easy activities that leave you with lots of free time to feel sexy.

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@mippy

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2 years

@sophierebeccaf A) who is Michael B) all I got from this is that she buys coffee and mostly wants to study in the UK so that she can travel around "Europe"

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@mippy

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2 years

Absolutely delighted that the Tony Macaroni Arena, home of Arbroath FC, is known as the Spaghettihad

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@mippy

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4 years

@SheRatesDogs Reply explaining that you're actually working on gaining weight right now, and see his brain break.

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@mippy

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4 years

@BBCWomansHour @matthaig1 Why are you interviewing a middle-aged man about this, rather than letting teenage girls have their voices heard? Or even just someone who works with them and knows them???

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@mippy

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3 years

@MockWooloo @I_make_music @tfirstelizabeth How interesting - if you visit a pub and vandalise their decor, they tend not to want you to stay. Who would have thought it??

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@mippy

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1 year

@notsleepy @danbarker This is about raping and abusing women, Tones

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@mippy

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2 years

@KEdge23 1kg of pasta is 90p. That's one meal for two adults and two children, assuming you can afford the fuel to boil it, have adequate cooking facilities, and are happy eating pasta with nothing else because sauce and protein cost extra. Sounds like a plan!

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@mippy

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2 years

@sophierebeccaf She's going to get the UK equivalent of Paris Syndrome once she realises that all her money is going to go on heating bills and not Eurostar tickets

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@mippy

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5 years

@AndrewBooton That's great if a) you have £3.89 to hand, and every day b) you can go to the shop each day at the right time for clearance ingredients c) you live somewhere that has proper cooking facilities. Also wondering where you're getting 'all natural ingredients' sauce for 75p.

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@mippy

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2 years

@peekabooveach @mrs_g_rider @bryony_black I hope you all get it soon, grieving people should not come home to an unfathomable bill.

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@mippy

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4 years

The estate agents accepted a pensioner as a guarantor on his son's flat, which doesn't seem right in the first place?

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@mippy

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4 years

@KucingJava @roselyddon Through GDPR violation?

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@mippy

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5 years

@richmondie @alexjpollard It's a rehash of the 80s 'if I were a one legged African lesbian dwarf I'd get more opportunities'.

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@mippy

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6 years

@AlexandraTST @jesslynnrose @Eve_Piper_ Neither is racism, to be fair.

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@mippy

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5 years

@Prolagus @fatumakhaireh In the book, it was in Holland Park. Holland Park even in the nineties was not a cheap place to live.

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@mippy

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11 months

@jodcoll Rent: 1000 Bills: 300 My first property: £350,000 EasyJet flight to Riga: £29.99 Someone who's good at the economy please help me with this, my family is stuck in Latvia

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@mippy

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1 year

I bought a camera from a charity shop in #ForestHill #SE23 , and it came with a film in it, which I got developed out of curiosity, not expecting anything to come out. Seems to be a trip to Ireland. Does anyone recognise the people here in case they want the photos?

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@mippy

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4 years

@RoySeastrunk @randygdub Tea, famously grown somewhere near Doncaster.

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@mippy

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6 years

@vinivinidogo @KekeKodeine @HuffPost Bridget Jones in the book was not actually plus size - the point was that she thought she was and was neurotic about it. She was actually slim for her height. Yes, this is the hill I will die on

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@mippy

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6 years

@actwithoutdoing @alwayssunny The Gang Breaks The Chain

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@mippy

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5 years

@hansmollman I have been to enough boardgame shops to know that deodorants and things that mask the smell of the natural human body are very much welcome with me.

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@mippy

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5 years

@ImogenWK Almost everyone I was friends with at uni. Likes a bit of Queen or Meatloaf in the car. Wears a paisley waistcoat on a special occasion, but otherwise lives in black 'because it all goes together'.

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5 years

@sIaghetti What if they are paying rent? Or providing for their child? Or looking after older relatives? Or - and bear with me here - they are doing exactly the same job as an older person on £10 per hour?

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@mippy

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5 years

@Nicole_Cliffe Q: I want to open a restaurant, but I don't know many recipes, and frankly my hygiene and pest control abilities aren't going to be up to code. I am, however, a massive fan of the film Ratatouille. Can I just put a rat inside my hat and hope nobody finds out?

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@mippy

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4 years

@sammytwolegs @navracadabra White people call their kids Jolyon and Brightenkneelynne, but OK

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@mippy

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5 years

I am also an expert in mermaid science as you can see from last Hallowe'en

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@mippy

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4 years

@supermathskid So *that's* where the new followers are coming from :)

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@mippy

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6 years

A pen, so I can draw a line down your abs and make your torso into a picture of Kenneth Williams' face.

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6 years

What are you going to bring to the table?

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@mippy

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2 years

@Jkbmedic @Microbedoc2 London needs doctors, though, that's the problem. If people in professional jobs think they can't afford it here then things are really broken

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@mippy

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5 years

@ladyhaja He was also a renter, though, so maybe they'll print his cost pcm rather than the usual house price.

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@mippy

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5 years

Colleague of mine, door-knocking in the #Raab constituency on behalf of the LDs. "Did you know, by the way, that someone's sprayed 'Dominic Raab out!' on the white wall at the side of your house?" "Yes, I do. I did it. I hate him."

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@mippy

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4 years

'Retired' is a nebulous category - some retired people are sitting on a lot of savings - but surely someone of advanced age living off only their pension shouldn't have passed due diligence checks?

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6 years

@bkmillii @HeatherApplebum @stefsanjati I would answer with 'Sorry, what? It's just a made up band to look cool on a t-shirt."

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@mippy

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1 year

@The8BitIdiot @Sorrelish People talking about struggling and also boasting* that they've never claimed benefits - that's what they're for! That's why you pay your taxes, so you get to claim them when you need them! *not quite right choice of word, more being made to feel it needs to be clarified

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@mippy

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2 years

Curious as to the Francophone market for a costume based on a 35 year old comedy sketch about a regional stereotype that was inspired by a soap that's been off the air for 20 years, but clearly there must be one

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2 years

@JackTindale Charity shops near me are more expensive than Primark, and with a limited range of sizes. eBay isn't cheap once you factor in postage, and it's mostly wholesalers now. This person has never been poor for an extended period and is just telling us things they do to save for fun.

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@mippy

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2 years

Please, I beg, get someone to Google your name before you launch with it

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2 years

For all strong builders around the world, from nonce

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5 years

@anxiety_doc @fatumakhaireh That was absolutely the point. She was extremely afraid of being considered fat. Weird hill to die on, I know, but it really annoys me when people describe her as 'chubby' etc because it misses the whole point.

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@mippy

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5 years

@transegghatcher @VictoriaPeckham @MunroeBergdorf Melinda was a Page 3 girl, a professional adult model, which is very different from someone posing for a magazine once (and as countless actresses have done). But funnily enough it's the trans woman who's deemed unsuitable.

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4 years

@corinne_podger @BarryPierce She's a Sunday Times columnist with a best-selling essay collection behind her, I don't think getting it published was too difficult.

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4 years

@CharlotteBHC Jesus, just buy a toastie loaf and a jar of Nescafe, workers on minimum wage shouldn't be putting themselves at risk because you are too busy to switch a kettle on.

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@mippy

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4 years

@aliceolilly @youngvulgarian It's incredibly exciting when you are seventeen and a half, but not a minute older.

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@mippy

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5 years

@SafiyaOutlines I bought my mum a pyramid of them for Christmas last year, which I feel was one of the greatest acts a daughter can offer their mother.

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@mippy

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5 years

@ladyhaja @stephemcneal You're just jealous you weren't called Hannyr

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@mippy

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5 years

Sending this will see me divorced, yes?

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@mippy

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2 years

@Planet_Pato @NoContextBrits Yeah, once the passenger side window rolled down it stopped being funny very fast. The way she stared into space made my blood run cold.

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@mippy

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2 years

@danjvalentine @JamesWillMarsh "Nobody has a right to live in London, if you can't afford it move out and commute in" doesn't really work once the city starts running out of people in minimum wage roles that keep everything running

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@mippy

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4 years

@kaye2cs @Variety I'm sure the casting director had you, and how to dissuade you from watching it, specifically in mind when they sent out the contract.

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@mippy

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6 years

@anarcho_slut @animaggus I dunno, I use 'partner' sometimes because 'boyfriend' can seem a bit juvenile or not serious enough. It's common in the UK at least for cishet couples to use it, and has been for a good while.

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@mippy

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4 years

Cannot get my head around being older than....ciabatta

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6 years

Just gave my name in Starbucks as 'Candyman'. Unfortunately, when they called my name for my drink, I wasn't really listening, and a man with a hookhand appeared and slaughtered all the other patrons. Nobody applauded.

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@mippy

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1 year

@notsleepy Why do you think this thread exists? Someone belatedly resenting the £7.99 they spent on My Booky-Wook?

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@mippy

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5 years

Please don't tag me on the Vienetta video anymore, the shops are shut and it's just mean ;)

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@mippy

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5 years

@bethanyrutter In what sense is this a problem for the friend? Do they share a wardrobe? Is one the understudy for the other in a production of Cats?

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@mippy

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6 years

@MattGarrahan @ToniHaastrup The average salary in the UK is £25k, I think. Many graduate jobs (if we consider having a relevant degree as 'skilled') pay much less.

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6 years

@pascalkesseli @MrAndyNgo Sex segregated gyms already exist, and aren't specifically Islamic. Women often prefer to exercise separately from men for a number of reasons, including religious modesty.

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@mippy

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5 years

@SzMarsupial @mrandrewdickson @Twitter Presumably we'd all have to send in our birth certificates, a totally normal thing to do to use a website where I mostly just post about what song is stuck in my head every morning.

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@mippy

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1 year

Japan is having a 'National Deliciousness Election', in which various local convenience store chains nominate their top products, and say what you want about a meal deal but they never sound this poetic

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@IvanBrandon My grandparents predeceased me, THAT's where I was going wrong!

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@CarolineMoss Got dumped a couple of days before my birthday. We were meant to go on a picnic, and all the food was in the fridge. Spent my birthday in my dressing gown, curtains drawn, eating prosciutto from the plastic packet with my fingers whilst crying.

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2 years

@OneSoul1875 @ccAndrewBaker If you don't think there's been *any* decent music since 2002 then I feel a bit sorry for you tbh. Though yes, the physical media market, bar vinyl, is a tough sell these days.

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@foxinthebox2010 @_wohyeahwohyeah @ICanSeeForever1 He did, it looked like this

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@mippy

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8 years

Well. This phrasebook took a turn

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11 months

@Luiseach I think this level of obsession over anything - trans people, vaccinations, veganism/carnivorism, religion, outdoor/indoor cats, cake - would be enough to put a strain on any marriage, and yet it's the trans aspect of it, the nasty transes, that are all at fault.

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@mippy

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2 years

@aijiujoe I feel like buddhism and being a landlord shouldn't go together, but hey, I ain't no theologian.

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1 year

@hannahrosewoods @hansmollman The journo on the radio made the point that, at 16, you don't know what's OK and healthy and consensual in a relationship, and it made me think of the crap friends put up with that is horrifying now.

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2 years

Love all the 'well, if you'd booked 12 weeks in advance on an offpeak ticket whilst running widdershins round a witch elm it wouldn't be so expensive, doh' replies to this, as though all aspects of life can be planned with three months' notice and happen outside of rush hour

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Completely normal country that purchasing a train ticket from London to Liverpool with two days notice is £342.60.

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4 years

Personalised number plates tell the world "I have an excess of disposable income, yet am too dull to know how to spend it"

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4 years

I am so middle-aged that I keep seeing WAP and thinking of the really crap pre-smartphone mobile internet.

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5 years

@MhairiMcF Clearly I never ovulate.

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1 year

@HadrianAD122 @DanielRosney How dare someone working a specific beat that involves something I am not personally interested in work to verify stories about people that I haven't heard of! What an outrage.

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4 years

@Drullae1 @WestminsterWAG Your bio says 'no sodding pronouns', so I just assumed you'd be fine with me using whatever seemed to fit.

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@mippy

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5 years

@lfootner When we went through hard times as a kid, my mum peeled the sticker off her last bar and stuck it on the own brand stuff.

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@mippy

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2 years

@paulduanefilm Though there are some things where I feel I *should* have a stance by now but don't, and wonder if that makes me ignorant in some way, but also whether too much heated rhetoric has now passed for me to properly read up on it and formulate one.

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@MrKlawUK @Dan_Morton @tainkirrahe Happens with male/female coded hobbies as well. Airfix models are intricate and artistic, embroidery is just something women do in between having babies and making sandwiches.

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