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Angry Whopper

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5 months

@RosserJobs My house was listed for $169,900. I offered $165,000. They countered with $165,500. Like... fucking fine, whatever man. 🤦‍♂️

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@penisnug I'm gonna need about 9 more inches for that

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6 months

@Redbarn318 @richard_normal Which is funny because even when he got political it was INCREDIBLY tame and measured...

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6 months

@JacquesThibs @colin_fraser Also, it did not get the answer correct - it gave an incorrect answer, then in its explanation of it stumbled upon the right one

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6 months

@nitzukai @avaligaming This is a great example of- you have to find an obscure shortcut to enable something that is far inferior to the windows explorer address bar. Windows wins this one for sure

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11 months

@jamonholmgren It’s not open source if it comes with usage restrictions. Period. The only valid open source license is an entirely permissive one.

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5 months

@giornobubbles @moonies1eepy "Leave me ignorant of the truth, I prefer it that way!" Amazing

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1 year

@cynomaxxx @chrisalbon This is a realistic tweet about reality, which is difficult and messy. Get a grip.

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6 months

@CherryJimbo @bunjavascript How DARE they make new good useful things that the rest of the ecosystem has failed to implement for decades 😡😡

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4 months

@ChrisAlvino I got a LASIK consult and was thinking of doing it, but the doctors seemed to be so nonchalant about it that it gave me the ick. Like, this is my vision... let's give it some respect... like I showed up early and the doc whips into the parking lot at 8:59 to open at 9... nah...

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3 months

@Tony_Omega @AdrianDittmann I'm confused how it's not

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4 months

@_weyimi This whole thing was basically unreadable...

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10 months

@lhamiltonwriter Target Christmas Concierge could be a HUGE untapped market…

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10 months

@thechosenberg She’s not poly, she’s a cheater trying to not feel bad.

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8 months

@t3dotgg HTML came with built in styling... and it was a pain to maintain.

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6 months

@techsavvytravvy @iliaaamiri This is such good use of out params and chaining... beautiful.

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9 months

@YourbroRishabh wtf are yall smoking? This looks almost exactly the same

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6 months

@lucasmeijer I introduce you to the beauty of the exact opposite experience:

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8 months

@ThePrimeagen Oh hey she’s pretty how’d you manage that?

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6 months

@DanielGrave6 @2DArray Better to use some of the new language features: public string CheckGrade(int score) => score switch { 100 => "A" 99 => "A", 98 => "A", 97 => "A", .... }

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6 months

@techsavvytravvy @iliaaamiri It's funny, whenever objectively terrible TS surfaces, this is the excuse. "It's library code, of course it's going to be ugly". That has NEVER been the case for ANY other language in the history of the universe lmao

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Angry Whopper

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7 months

@0xglitchbyte C# is the only correct answer. VS Community is a massively powerful and helpful IDE, and the framework is stable and deep. And you have the option of going to VB or F# without changing frameworks - it's great.

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4 months

@WorkaholicDavid Or - stay with me here - OR, it's because they make nice products.

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4 months

@jshkrueger @TheDanPeters @PokeysaurusRex @_cingraham Conveniently cut off right before the part that makes you look stupid . God you people suck.

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6 months

@EERandomness @ukslim @thorstenball Newsflash, the entire financial industry runs on ftp

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3 months

@dillon_mulroy 👏stop👏using👏HTTP👏verbs👏and👏response👏codes👏in👏your👏application👏layer👏

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@BKAngryKing

10 months

@chaosprime As a raging autist, this whole concept makes me upset. Like, no, I didn’t say that - I said exactly and only what I meant…

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10 months

@fuckyouiquit Why should the employer be responsible for paying the transaction costs of the tip?

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5 months

@antifemwife Hormonal Birth control is FAR worse though... so 🤷‍♂️ I'm at the point where BC is basically a dealbreaker - it's so completely unnecessary and unnatural. We've destroyed generations with it.

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6 months

@justalexoki @mister_shroom MY QUANT

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Angry Whopper

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1 year

@toddewilliams @endingwithali Sounds like a nightmare. I can already feel the aneurysm that the “we see you’re only spending X every day coding - how can we increase that” conversations… do us all a favor and abort this product.

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9 months

@jxxsway_sm2 @WayneOWastes @thechosenberg Victim of his own rizz

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@BKAngryKing

5 months

@zeta_globin @PSpaceAmoeba Have you tried to complete a multi million dollar project *without* a PM?

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6 months

@dillon_mulroy @EffectTS_ const foo = yield* bar; Disgusting.

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9 months

@iconredesign This is like, code generator 101 stuff… to the point that I question if it’s real? Like first thing you do is exclude vowels just to prevent blatant things like this. Can still get “fck” but you won’t get any real words

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10 months

I started a Next.js project with Tailwind CSS the other day and I am truly appalled by this markup. THERE IS NO WAY Y’ALL ARE LIVING IN THIS HELLSCAPE WTF.

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3 months

@animalologist YOU pick them... literally everyone tells you not to, yet you do.

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8 months

@beginanon I saw the final category and thought this was a tinder dates flowchart

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4 months

@wtflanksteak Everything she said is true... stop abandoning your children

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6 months

@iamgune Bro every windows laptop I own supports THREE external monitors and even the most expensive pro MB can only do two. It's pretty close to a dealbreaker for me on the MacBook. Productivity just plummets.

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11 months

@LiteralCartoon @Potatopolitics Owning property doesn’t require the labor of someone else…

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5 months

@EERandomness @RichardHanania Bro they're deaf not blind, they can see the speaker 😂

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5 months

@keatingssixth Stop infantilizing people... good god

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6 months

@IAmTimCorey NEW Outlook (new) New Good lord 😂

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6 months

@Hasen_Judi I spent far too long engaged on that thread trying to understand the terrible given solutions. The only correct answer for c# latest langver is this:

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@BKAngryKing

8 months

@drewskadoosh Rust has all the worst parts of every other major language. It’s an abomination and I can’t believe anyone actually likes using it.

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6 months

@Asaadziad1 @ozanyrc That's objectively worse

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5 months

@t3dotgg Good lord this is terrible wtf

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Angry Whopper

@BKAngryKing

10 months

@skarbon @jon_prosser You’re receiving it exactly as it was sent… and it was sent as a text because the recipient doesn’t support the features of iMessage.

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11 months

@frostyfrog @h0mbre_ We all “understand” what it’s doing. There is just zero hint of *why*. Every opportunity to clarify intention has been blatantly ignored.

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@BKAngryKing

3 months

@IndianTintin_ @tulpapilled "Just a couple cavities" lmfao what

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@BKAngryKing

11 months

#NewProfilePic

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5 months

@fjzeit I love C#. The language evolution has been steady and adds tons of new features without breaking things - it's highly productive and easy to read, and has a great community and long history. The language syntax itself is close to perfect.

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@BKAngryKing

10 months

@zymbi0te @ThePrimeagen This is definitely a bell curve thing - it’s over complicated on both ends and “innovative” to mid wits on the middle

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9 months

@ChShersh I do it in two phases. Fixes and small features aim for the smallest possible diff. Big features get smallest possible diffs and THEN a huge refactor diff that everyone can ignore. Never mix the “change brace style everywhere” diff and the “rename a to b” diff.

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5 months

@KILLTOPARTY "I'm sorry I betrayed you; let me make it up to you by doing the same thing with you"

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4 months

@TruthFromATL @KILLTOPARTY Not completely dried up, apparently

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@BKAngryKing

11 months

@thdxr The pronouns here are all messed up and unclear, and it makes the story very uncomfortable in about 4/6 of the possible interpretations.

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1 year

@cynomaxxx @chrisalbon Wow that’s stupid. “My father had a stroke and I need some flexibility with time so I can take him to doctors appointments for the foreseeable future”. That kinda shit. If you can’t imagine that, you’re not a manager.

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9 months

@brandon_xyzw Yall just throwing around CSAM canaries like it’s nothing is WILD

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@BKAngryKing

11 months

@htmx_org What’s wrong with var? I absolutely despise the “let” syntax because it’s like it’s a suggestion. “Let this variable equal foo, idk, like, if it wants to or sumn… 👉👈🥺”

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Angry Whopper

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10 months

@thdxr hz is absolutely incorrect. if it’s just an id and not an object, then “hostedZoneId” is the correct name. There isn’t an argument here - y’all both wrong and in the middle ended up on something wrong anyway.

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6 months

@TBendixson Not telling, really. The world runs on awful terrible code. Every Fortune 500 makes every cent on its books with code way worse than this...

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3 months

@Kintsurugi @pissvortex Kinda like how Aussies call Americans "seppos" as an attempted derogatory reference to the fact that we have septic tanks (which they didn't) 😂

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Angry Whopper

@BKAngryKing

8 months

@RigilleMenezes @luciascarlet That doesn’t seem like a good example at all… querying a db will always have its own type conversion issues, regardless of static or dynamic typing…

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@BKAngryKing

3 months

@knowclarified Honestly Terrence had a very valid response, and the criticism never really manifested into anything rational or concrete...

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Angry Whopper

@BKAngryKing

11 months

@welltypedwitch I’m a staple to the community now apparently; my apologies

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4 months

@MrJohnnypeanuts @fem_mb @SallyJamesterf @Scienceofsport No this one is weak asf lol

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Angry Whopper

@BKAngryKing

6 months

@ChShersh lol this guy keeps showing bad code examples, then "solving" them with equally bad solutions

Ozan Yarcı

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6 months

This is a solution. Switch statement is ok, too.

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Angry Whopper

@BKAngryKing

10 months

@MegaBasedChad Remember when every TED was a banger? I think the downfall started with TEDx

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Angry Whopper

@BKAngryKing

9 months

@suessherzz @KazeGroyp @TheRabbitHole84 “Come to our Holocaust parks and see the recreations of the buildings and hear our fanciful stories about what we want you to think happened inside of them”

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3 months

@ChShersh Yeah no, there's a reason we don't do that.

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10 months

@deekaymk @Sharon_Bava Holy shit this looks awful

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5 months

@KathyParkPrice Dude is a total stud lol, look at that parallel park 💪

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@BKAngryKing

11 months

JAVA developers have zero chill.

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5 months

@MatrixMysteries @Rich_Cooper Bro no man yaps like that 😂 biological woman 100% confirmed (the ovaryaction is the dead giveaway)

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@BKAngryKing

10 months

@ronawang Wow, great now I’ll get even less than zero matches. Thanks.

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@BKAngryKing

3 months

@dustinmoris @red___square This sounds like junior developers first solo project gets shut down because they try to use tech that nobody in the org wants to learn or support. That's hardly a new story, or a valuable one.

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Angry Whopper

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5 months

@AdamRackis Wow, your shitty unreadable code obfuscates bugs? Shocking, that's almost what literally everyone has been telling you.

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Angry Whopper

@BKAngryKing

11 months

@Evil_Mog @qualys Kinda like the mobile payment system developed by AT&T, T-Mobile, and Verizon in 2010 called “isis wallet”. Subsequently rebranded to “softcard” then immediately killed (by beheading, presumably).

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4 months

@0tusharD Lmfao at even the implication that smart people use TS 😂

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@BKAngryKing

6 months

@thechosenberg > Married for 5 years > Feel like we're in our honeymoon phase Uh, you are, brother.

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4 months

@Ehxter @biomulv @tarunvats33 Bro the back gesture on iOS is universal...

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11 months

@teej_dv Hey that’s rude, not attributing credit. My comments are licensed under GPL2, and this is clearly a derivative work.

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@BKAngryKing

11 months

Why’s it always “what a weird burger dude” and never “I wonder how burger dudes attempt to perfect the language of recipes is going” 😩

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@BKAngryKing

8 months

The fact that Rust users call themselves “rustaceans” gives me the serious ick.

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Angry Whopper

@BKAngryKing

6 months

@ryanrwinchester v2.0.0.0 had a bug v2.0.0.1 was supposed to fix it but didn't v2.0.0.2 did fix that bug, but introduced a new one v2.0.0.201 finally fixed everything v2.0.0.202 added huge new features I was pulling my hair out the entire project

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Angry Whopper

@BKAngryKing

10 months

Just the way the windows snapped together was a pleasure completely unknown to current software… WINAMP - maybe one of the greatest pieces of software ever?

Software Museum

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Winamp was the most popular music player in 90's

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6 months

@loftwah This is the correct setup. REST is a mistake. Your app should not be returning HTTP status codes - HTTP status codes are for the HTTP layer.

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5 months

@81random @RhenWitch @Sal_Robins Women's bodies - a place where the laws of thermodynamics don't apply.

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Angry Whopper

@BKAngryKing

10 months

@snide_sally Yall, if Mary never sinned, why did god need Jesus? Why didn’t he just let Mary be the crucified scapegoat? 🤔

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@BKAngryKing

5 months

@falconerd @quangsg "Except for the glaring case where it's a huge showstopping problem, that's not a problem" 🤦‍♂️

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Angry Whopper

@BKAngryKing

9 months

@patio11 I’m at the point in life where if it’s less than $100 I’m not gonna worry about getting reimbursed. Just kind of a cost of doing business/life thing.

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5 months

@justinfagnani Bro, are you new here? The entirety of React is a terrible code smell

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5 months

@Jesse_Livermore @RichardHanania Performative virtue signaling is basically their entire core platform...

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5 months

@mjovanovictech Except you completely torpedoe your return type and function definition for it. That's why we use exceptions - it's an exceptional circumstance where the expected value cannot be returned. Rewrapping that everywhere just to unwrap it everywhere is silly.

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Angry Whopper

@BKAngryKing

4 months

@amino1music @wanyeburkett And WHY are dog fighters breeding them...? Do yall ever even try to connect two thoughts together, or do you just poop them out one by one like rabbit turds?

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4 months

@McKlaren2210 @mdwstdietcoke lol no

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7 months

@jasonfx @ThunderWolf08 I'm consistently shocked how expensive and slow things like Amtrak are compared to flying. Even ignoring speed, the tickets are like2x a plane ticket in price. Why would you want that?

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Angry Whopper

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3 months

@DanielW_Kiwi @thdxr But more importantly *why is a lathe controller running crowdstrike software*? They did this at my company - forced us to take industrial equipment, controlled by their own standalone windows computers, and join them to the domain. Total GPO and endpoint controls nightmare.

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