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Author of Victorian Fantasy Murder Mysteries. Fuelled by Prosecco, tea, and hot buttered crumpets. GenX Adult Human Female Dissident. I'm too old for this shit.

The English Countryside
Joined March 2012
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Victorian Gaslamp Fantasy Murder Mysteries following two immortal detectives as they search for the reincarnations of their murdered wives. Available in #Kindle & #Paperback Free on #KindleUnlimited #UrbanFantasy #Steampunk #MysteryBooks
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Daisy's gone. She had a seizure last night due to the toxins in her blood. She had another this morning. We were with her, in the sunshine, when she passed xx
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@TimesRadio @reallorraine @hugorifkind “Untermensch" means "subhuman" and was the term used by the Nazis to describe those they were genociding. Standing in a passport queue made her feel like a Jew, in a cattle-car, on their way to Auschwitz? The Chattering Classes are beyond help. But they are not beyond ridicule.
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Another video of an Israeli woman being bundled into yet another 4x4. They raped her. Because she's a woman, and because she's Jewish. And snivelling little bastards here try to justify it. I don't know whether to cry or scream. #Women
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As an self-published Indie author, this is probably the end of my hopes of having a "professional" writing career, with an agent, a contract, and the chance of my Gaslamp fantasies becoming a kick-arse mini-series. But it's the right thing to do. @jk_rowling #IStandWithJKRowling
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@metpoliceuk Six months of hate marches in London. Six months of death threats, violence, vandalism, and Jew-hate that you failed to shut down because you were afraid of being called mean names. But you send in the horses to deal with a St George's Day march? Policing by consent is dead.
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@metpoliceuk We are the public. You serve us. We do not serve you. Nor should we be expected to stare at the floor in silence while your officers use #TwoTierPolicing that protects Jew haters while arresting Iranian human rights protestors for stating the fact that #HamasAreTerrorists
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@JustStop_Oil You state that "2 people took action the day before Summer Solstice". So, you admit that you deliberately targeted the foremost site for Pagan worship in England right before one of the biggest Pagan celebrations of the year. Not only have you vandalised an ancient monument, but
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@USAinUK "Microwave"!? Faints in English.
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@rafaelmgrossi Good Gods, man...read the room!!! The people of Iran are celebrating the death of a tyrant, and you're sending condolences?
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@SketchesbyBoze Murder in Mesopotamia is one of my favourite Agatha Christie books. Her knowledge and love of the history is obvious 😊
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I just sold three books!!! Thank you to the lovely person supporting an indie author 😊😊😊 #indieauthors #AuthorsOfTwitter #book #BookTwitter #amwriting
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@Sal_Robins CFS, arthritis, and menopause here. My metabolism is absolutely fucked by my immune system. Tried cutting down to 800 cals a day and cut out all alcohol for a month. I did not lose any weight...I actually put on 5 pounds 😒
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@lilyallen Those are Union Flags. The flag of England is the Cross of St. George. Your ignorance of your own country's flag and your childish, petulant, and malicious hatred of the working-class of England has been noted. #BeKind #hypocrite
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@jk_rowling Book burners who think they are on the right side of history. Irony is completely lost on them. #LetWomenSpeak
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So Tampax is sexualising women's period products? Is there anything men won't turn into a fetish? @Tampax is a subsidiary of @Always who are in turn owned by @ProcterGamble Here's a list of the brands they own, just for information purposes. #BoycottTampax
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What a day. The Cass Report tells us what we all bloody knew already...that giving children puberty blockers and "affirmation" has caused irreparable physical, emotional, and mental harm. #GlinnerWasRight #WeFuckingToldYou #CommonSense What a day.
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Have I also mentioned that as well as standing with the Jewish Community, I also stand with @jk_rowling on the matter of women and children being used to validate the demands of abusive men? #WomensRightsAreHumanRights
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The trans activist outrage that ensues on here whenever I share my belief that jailed women shouldn't be used as validation tools or emotional support props for trans-identified male sex offenders is as revealing as it's predictable. Such activists can't bring themselves to
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@JosepBorrellF Good Gods, man...read the room!!! The people of Iran are celebrating the death of a tyrant, and you're sending condolences? I did the right thing when I voted Leave.
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@Jebadoo2 @Oxfam They do like using offensive tropes to dehumanise those they disagree with, don't they?
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@savechildrenuk Seriously?! If Israel had been denied any parts for the Iron Dome, there would be 3 million dead Israeli children this morning. I will never give you any money again; not through gift aid, not through donations, and not through your charity shops.
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Apparently, I'm on a misogynist's list of uppity women. #TerfListParty Number 32048 here. If people like Beth have me on their little list, I must be doing something right. So I'll carry on doing it. In the meantime, for the party, I can bring Prosecco and a Dorset apple cake xx
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@CharlesMichel Good Gods, man...read the room!!! The people of Iran are celebrating the death of a tyrant, and you're sending condolences? I did the right thing when I voted Leave.
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@MayorofLondon By pricing the poorest drivers off the road? The disabled, the mums and dads with kids who go to different schools miles apart, the sick with hospital appointments, tradesmen...how will they manage? Labour hasn't been the party of the working class for years.
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@Oxfam You do like using offensive tropes to dehumanise those you disagree with, don't you?
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@antisemitism @Etsy It looks like #BoycottEtsy needs to start trending.
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@billybragg @MForstater "You're not screaming or crying, so you're enjoying it really". Now, that's what I call patriarchy.
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@ATRightMovies The acting role that comes to mind is her marriage to Will Smith.
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@DZFOOTBALLDZ @fairplaywomen Your boxers can only win a match by cheating against women. That doesn't say very much about the calibre of your sportsmen. #NoMenInWomensSport
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@colhunnybakshi @stillgray @Nixachar What ugly little men do when they have power over a woman.
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Not in a good place right now. My Mum is currently fighting lung cancer and myeloma. I've been told today that what was to be a temporary stay in the hospice next week may be the final journey she takes. My bloody fabulous Mum. #FuckCancer
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She wanted female only staff to treat her due to being a survivor of SA. This request is legal in England. Please follow the thread. A man's paraphilia put before a woman's health...by the Princess Grace Hospital in London. Is this you, @PGHosp ?
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In one of the most shocking stories you could read, a London hospital has cancelled a woman's life-saving operation at the last minute because it doesn't 'share her values'. That 'value' she had was that she wanted the aftercare nurses to be female 1/12
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@SadiqKhan It would appear that you trying to rewrite history.
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@JasonDHill6 I remember when terrorist training camps used to be hidden away in the deserts of Libya.
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@KeithOlbermann @Riley_Gaines_ You're a grown man, in late middle-age, acting like an obsessed and abusive teenager towards a successful young woman who won't do what you want her to. Bravo for proving @Riley_Gaines_ point.
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@2genders1truth They are treating a baby as a validation tool. A living nipple clamp.
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@RoisinMichaux I wonder what non-binary body parts Danny used to gestate the foetus and give birth🤔
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@StephenKing Looking at the fabulous response from @jk_rowling , would you now like to give your definition of the word "ratio"?
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@sophiearumble I don't know what the plant is, but I thought that it was beautiful.
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@jessphillips "I'm alright, Jack." Could you be any more dismissive?
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@Phil_Sledge My beautiful Daisy, who died today.
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@JustStop_Oil @ST0NEHENGE You threw a strop, and now the adults are looking at you. If you've damaged the lichens on the surface of the stones, then the Gods help you, because no one else will.
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@AmnestyUK Any comments?
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Remember when Amnesty International were a human rights organisation instead of cheering for the extrajudicial killing of political dissidents?
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Daisy is back at the vets. She's in renal failure. She's a year old. She has no damage to her kidneys...they don't know what's caused it. She's on IV fluids...they can't say if she will survive
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@Johntheduncan Old school. Those of us who are comfortable inside our own heads are few and far between these days.
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@JTamone @jk_rowling Dude, I don't know who the hell you are, and this post isn't encouraging me to read your books. Toddlers and spoilt teenagers think that any attention is good attention, then they grow up and become adults. I suggest you give it a try. But do enjoy the forthcoming lawsuit.
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@KosherCockney FFS! I'm not Jewish...would it be acceptable for me to wear a Magen David in solidarity?
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I am getting angrier on a daily basis. Can you be peaked more than once??? Asking for a very angry friend! #LetWomenSpeak #WomensRightsAreHumanRights
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Women are being arrested by the police for asking men to leave the female only toilets. This is another example of what “trans rights” really means, in this case, porn addicted men obsessed with womanhood, being able to publicly punish women for not complying with their fantasy.
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@Celestialpapaya Some people don't even have internal narratives.... How do they cope without being able to have conversations with themselves?
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@Serena_Partrick That looks more like an adult male and a boy whose puberty was stunted by blockers to me. Stunting a child's growth so they age into a consenting adult with the body and mind of an eleven year old child is grotesque. The Emperor's New Clothes are a shield for child abuse.
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@TwisterFilm What in God's name did I just read?! Horrifying and depraved don't even come close.
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@HazelAppleyard_ This is an incel who has never clapped eyes on a living woman's naked body in his life. And, if he continues in his hate spiral, he never will.
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@Keir_Starmer The fact that you actually believe this is terrifying. The Labour Party is a security risk.
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@Bellyup50 @HowardA_AtLaw 40 children murdered by terrorists, and THIS is your take?
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@sharrond62 Men should be banned from women's chess not least because young girls, seeing men invade something classed as a women's event, will believe that only men are allowed to achieve anything. When girls see women in these events, they have something to aim for and achieve.
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@seaningle Thank you for actually reporting this.
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I have decided to have a go at my first #writerslift 😊 Leave your websites, WIP's, books, blogs, or just introduce yourselves. Have a rummage through, like and share, and say hello to your neighbours😊 #WritingCommunity #books #amwriting
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@kirstiealley Born in the late 70's, I consider myself blessed to have had an 80's childhood. Long hot summers, the best music, the greatest films, freedom, no adult responsibilities... It gifted me Gen-X sensibilities; independence, resourcefulness, and self-reliance. Great times :) #GenX
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@TracyAnnO He possessed category A images. Category A is the most severe and, once upon a time, guaranteed a jail sentence. What use are courts when they will not punish those found guilty of crimes against children?
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@thebookseller Excellent news.
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@Culture_Crit A good Dad.
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@paullewismoney If they withdraw that, every penny you've paid in should be given back to you...with interest. If they try to keep it, it's theft...not that it seems to bother them.
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It's time for a Christmas #Writerslift on this #ShamelessSelfpromoTuesday Any #indieauthors fancy a 📌 for a 📌??? Share your books, WIPs, audiobooks #readerscommunity find some excellent #Christmasgift ideas. Please RT my pinned post, then comment so I know who to share. PS:
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@ilporticolondon @metpoliceuk Bloody hell! Threatening to firebomb a restaurant because "women are meeting and talking " is so 1644 Matthew Hopkins.
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It's #Christmas a week today! Time for a #ShamelessSelfpromoMonday #AuthorsOfTwitter share your #books #WIPS #Audiobooks #Poetry #readerscommunity find new #BooksWorthReading Writers, you know the drill; we all lift and share. Don't forget #FolloForFolloBack and 📌 for 📌
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@The_Big_Zeo @helenstaniland Yes, lets look at history. The Witch Trials - England, Scotland, America, and Continental Europe to name a few; "Break out the ducking stool, the rack, and the Pope's Pear...the women are talking again." You have written the standard misogynistic trope; dehumanising and othering
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@il0venostalgia Jeremy Brett will always be Sherlock Holmes.
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@mattxiv Most marginalised? The Yazidi women would like a word.
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@jk_rowling She seems to be doubling down.
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It's my Birthday! To help me celebrate, let's have a #writerslift Share your #BooksWorthReading To make my birthday even better, please vote for my book, A Portrait of Death by Rhen Garland😀 #FridayFeeling #ShamelessSelfPromo #BookBoost #booktwt #Readers
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I've just been told that with two weeks left to go in the public vote, my book, A Portrait of Death, is in the top 20 of the #Booksoffice #Competition ! To celebrate, let's have a #writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoThursday #follo4folloback Share your #BooksWorthReading #Readers
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@sappholives83 I have a Suffragette tartan shawl.
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@Tampax Sexualising women's period products? Is there anything men won't turn into a fetish? @Tampax is a subsidiary of @Always , who are in turn owned by @ProcterGamble . Here's a list of the brands they own...just for information purposes. #BoycottTampax
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