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Portgas D Azula 🔥⚡

@Azulllaa

2 years

I am on episode 41 of a series with 1,045 episodes. #ONEPIECE

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@Azulllaa

4 years

A Girl is 31 today.😌😌😌😌

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Normalize dying before falling in love with a Nairobi lawyer.

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Atwoli has fought more for that signpost than he has ever fought for overworked, mistreated, underpaid workers in all the terms he has been in "service".

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@Azulllaa

3 years

A girl's 32 today. 😌

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@Azulllaa

5 years

If your pride as a woman will not permit you to submit to a man, then forget about marriage. No man wants to marry another man 😬 I said what I said.

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@Azulllaa

2 years

Seriously, is there a place you won't find Polycarp Igathe? 😂

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@Azulllaa

7 years

Probably how you feel eating a banana bigger than your penis.

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Okay, finally a car the same height as me! 😁

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Remember when we thought he was the main character only for him to misplace his head several episodes later? Never been so bamboozled in my whole entire life.

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@Azulllaa

5 years

I love this pic cos my baby was told to smile but he decided putting his face on mine was the better deal. My baby turns 8 today. I am in disbelief to be honest! Happy Birthday to my "I love you in the face Mom" baby!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Periods may be the worst but Molped pads are trying their very best to make them a little easier. I just know a woman made them. I just know it.

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@Azulllaa

3 years

My face is just forehead and eyes. 😂

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@Azulllaa

2 years

We Kenyans have an accent???????

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@Azulllaa

2 years

If you are a Social Media Manager for a politician posting hateful, edited, inciting videos on their behalf, shame on you. I know the enemy is poverty but shame on you.

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@Azulllaa

2 years

This woman is the best thing on Tiktok 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Azulllaa

2 years

33 is a pretty number...a girl's 33 today. 🥳

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@Azulllaa

1 year

#NewProfilePic

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@Azulllaa

11 months

Maybe the next president needs to be a single person because why would spouses be given that much money in a country that's currently on the brink of total crumbling???????

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@Azulllaa

5 years

3rd floor.....happy birthday to me and my nice skin. 😊

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@Azulllaa

3 years

An update. After calls back and forth and reconciliations on payments (😂😂😂😂) the figure changed slightly from 54 to a higher number. Which led to the agreement that I will be paid in 3 installments. The first installment has JUST BEEN PAID.

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@Azulllaa

1 year

𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔

@iamjoseh_

1 year

Alafu nyinyi watu stop associating me with Aoko

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Kenyans, did y'all know this story? 🇰🇪 😂

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@Azulllaa

10 months

I was on IG watching Ombachi's recent video and my Mom went "haiya ata wewe unajua huyu mtu Wa kacha kacha kacha done?" Like...😂🤷 Ombachi's reach is mad.

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Near death Twitter, y'all remember this hilarious ad by @NationAfrica ? 😂

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@Azulllaa

2 years

Girlies who don't have babies, presenting Episiotomy!!!! 😩

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@Azulllaa

7 years

Remember when we thought Ouru was gonna be a dope president coz he and Samoei wore matching ties? Ha. Ha. Ha.

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@Azulllaa

2 years

Kikuyu women 😩

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@Azulllaa

1 year

My dad, a 61 year old, just texted me to tell me "Dota Joy, you have a new brother" This man, about to retire, just literally got a baby! 😂

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@Azulllaa

3 years

hi @tyrus_ Please send me my money. And do start with that lovely story of yours of "reconciliation".Cos why am I hearing of it now? When I am asking for the arrears you owe me. If my pay was based on the performance of the shop, why didnt I hear of reconciliations when the shop

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@Azulllaa

11 months

I need them to bring back Modern Family just so they can write Alex Dunphy and Haley better endings. Especially Alex's ending. There's no way that girl gave up that job for her sister's ex boyfriend who was also her professor. Yuck.

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Guys, Please DO NOT call the Zulu Meats number to yell at Cecil, please. She is just the shop manager and has zero say in payments. If anything, she too is owed money. Please, I beg you, don't yell at her. Tyrus owes us both.

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@Azulllaa

5 years

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@Azulllaa

4 years

Our mothers were right. We really should never eat at people's houses.🤢

Bonginkosi

@lindz_malindz

4 years

Am I the only one who defrosts meat in the bathing tub?

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@Azulllaa

3 years

I am now a car model. RT widely. 😁

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Mexican rice is just Kikuyu mchele mbosho that lives in South America. 😍

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@Azulllaa

4 years

Men have had a headstart to fight for fellow men in danger for centuries but they want women, who are still deep in fight mode to take on our problems and issues with theirs as well. Why!

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@Azulllaa

4 years

Look at y'all 30 year olds acting shocked at the kids eating ass and sharing dick as if y'all don't have a whole ass Chess Sunday scandal that was apparently so bad that no one even mentions it.

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@Azulllaa

4 months

@iWateba No it's not. Pregnancy is a literal matter of and death. Physically and mentally. Before we even talk financially. Children are expensive to bring up. Very expensive.

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@Azulllaa

1 year

I'm glad our generation of parents is breaking the cycles of abuse, non affection and the likes. Hugging our babies. Kissing them cos they deserves all the kisses in the world. Affirming them. Reminding them how much we love them. I love that for us. We're doing amazing!

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@Azulllaa

3 years

The same thing @Nyandia_G has gotten. Instead of paying me my 9 weeks of work owed, this is what I have gotten. I...wow.

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Parenting is so much fun when you listen to your child. Kids maybe such crackheads but they are nice to be besties with. Allow your kids the space to express themselves.

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@Azulllaa

9 months

@Thee_mavERIC It's easier to block when I'm in the safety of my house.

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@Azulllaa

2 years

My housie and I opened a kibanda near my house. Watu Wa Gikambura, this katikati road that leads to the CDF health Center. We have hoodies, polo shirts, school bags and bedsheets. My Mom gave me the starting stock. 😁

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@Azulllaa

4 years

Glasses and heat and a mask is hectic stuff. Eish. Poleni blind people. It's been a tough year for y'all. 😁

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@Azulllaa

2 years

I love these frames so much! 🤓

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@muvenda2024

2 years

Four Eye Gang 👓 Nikuphi?

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@Azulllaa

4 years

Private schools teachers are going through it. They haven't been paid for months and now won't get paid for the rest of the year. 😟

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@Azulllaa

10 months

😁

Son of Teacher

@nnaezema

11 months

A picture of you sitting down

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@Azulllaa

3 years

I just wanted my 54k. Lawyers, pro bono service pls. Ya girl's poor.

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@Azulllaa

4 years

I may not have achieved much in my life but I have managed to feed and cloth and look after a whole entire human being for almost 10 years even in the middle of Panasonic and I am kinda proud of self for that.

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@Azulllaa

5 years

On the timeline y'all not starting games at 1-0 but in the DMs you wanna teach my son how to ride a bike. Okay boo. Okay.

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@Azulllaa

5 years

Wow @OsamaOtero fanya shopping Kwa nyumba. Tsk tsk.

🍁RASTA MAN™🍁

@ItsJeffreyJeff

5 years

Hii nyumba haina ata chakula..nimeshinda nikilamba sukari tangu asubuhi😭

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@Azulllaa

8 years

Literally anything and everything can fit into a Kenyan's pocket except for iphones and car keys.

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@Azulllaa

2 years

Nyumba za wababa Ni mashida tu. Si Nivea for Men. Si kubebana Na toothbrush cos ukiiacha wenzako watachana baby hair nayo. Si kukosa face towels na hutaki kutumia zake cos hujui kama mwenzako alipanguzwa cum Kwa mgongo nayo!

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@Azulllaa

5 years

My uncle died today. We are now sitting arranging his funeral for between now and 48 hours. 1. I am shocked by the fact that I am now an adult who can sit in these things. 2. There is not kawa maombolezi so the shock of his death is not as an immediate factor as the funeral.

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@Azulllaa

3 years

The lady who did this make up was so happy with the size of my giant eyes cos she says eyes this big are fun to draw on. 😁 Also, get you a @ImbayiK shirt. 😍

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@Azulllaa

2 years

So mans an apparent scammer and a deadbeat to add to the apparent SA rumours? Heeeee. Okay.

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@Azulllaa

6 years

I feel like a doll.

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@Azulllaa

5 years

@AishaWanjiku_ 😍

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@Azulllaa

15 days

@strawhatbougie My favourite is when he growled at her for trying to check on his wounds. Meanwhile all Sanji gets is "am I ham to you" Growled at the poor girl! 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Azulllaa

2 months

@sanjmist WCI had me wondering what on earth Sanji ever did to Oda because had the rock not been enough suffering? I was so done with him.

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@Azulllaa

3 years

You don't need to be lying about where you live and how apparently rich you are, bbg. It's okay to live in Komarock or Komothai or whatever place your house is honey. It's your house. No one's gonna beat you for not being wealthy. 🤷

Pearl Batista | Content Creator

@pearl_batista

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Anonymous sub to anyone on the tl. Let’s go 👀 You can @ too if you’re feeling confident💀

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@Azulllaa

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@Azulllaa

6 years

I found the majuu sun. In Kinoo. 😂

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@Azulllaa

6 years

I really really really need a job. Don't ask me which one. I don't know either. I just desperately need a source of income. I am tired of staying home all day. And the extreme poverty. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Azulllaa

2 years

Kama hushiki samaki hivi staki @osumo_brad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Azulllaa

4 years

@nickmuthumbi Si siku Moja ikupate ndani....ndani yangu?

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@Azulllaa

3 years

With the other two to be paid on the 27th of December and 3rd Jan, 2020. Thank you everyone for the Retweets, the legal service offers in the DM, everything. @mwabilimwagodi for president. @Mr_Guantai also for president! ❤️

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Comedy Shows that everyone should watch: 1. Superstore. 2. The Goldbergs. 3. Modern Family. 4. Everybody Hates Chris. 5. American Housewife. 6. The Office. 7. Community. 8. The Big Bang Theory.

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@Azulllaa

3 years

I had to be sent for fare to work but lawyers money iko. Heeeee. I am happy for this family. Must be very nice. 😂

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@Azulllaa

5 years

Imagine wanting the respect of some creatures that don't wash their buttcracks. sis.

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@Azulllaa

2 years

I have kept this person alive for 11 years! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 Happy Birthday to my Batman slanderer who loves Batman shirts. ❤️

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@Azulllaa

5 years

Guys, like this and I promise I won't be disrespectful. Like most of you have been to me today. 😂

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@Azulllaa

6 years

Kinda beginning to see why Adrian says my forehead so big it should be the 48th county. 😒

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@Azulllaa

5 months

@__Kenneh Grudges are good to keep because they remind you to never go back to nonsense. Ata block yeye. Nyang'au kabisa

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@Azulllaa

2 years

For no reason at all, I'm gonna post this @ChefAliMandhry chicken pilau recipe. 😌 No reason at all I promise. 😌

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@Azulllaa

1 year

Girlies in your 30s, date fit men. Men who run. Men who play football or basketball ball or some other cardio intensive game. Men who lift heavy. 😌

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@Azulllaa

5 years

@UNCTADKituyi This one with a beard, how old is he and is he taken?

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@Azulllaa

2 months

@kiruti I can see myself walking around sipping this like some Ribena.

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@Azulllaa

4 years

Happy 9th Birthday to my beautiful Batman loving baby who wakes up at 6 like he has a job I don't know about and of course, a Happy Mother's Day to me. And you awesome Moms on this timeline.

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@Azulllaa

7 years

Its a new year to remind you to get medical cover for y'all selves and families if you can afford it.

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@Azulllaa

2 months

@sanjmist Triplets on the very first birth like! He wouldn't know whether to be mad or amused. Just 3 swirly browed mini Marimos. Which is also funny for Zoro seeing his own face with the curly brows. Robin wouldn't laugh at them for years. 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Azulllaa

3 years

I really need a new job. Badly. If you know someone looking for a social media manager or your agencies are looking, please tell them about me. Please.

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Leo nimepanda mti.

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@Azulllaa

3 years

Being a Mom is being someone else's bestie, caretaker, first teacher, nurse and overall number Hero before they discover Batman! 😁 #BeAHero

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@Azulllaa

4 years

@jortanfae @BuffDoda For starters, she interupts their spa day and bubble bath times so I mean. 😂😂😂😂😂🙄😂😂

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@Azulllaa

5 years

I really had white shoes in that mud. Maigot! #KOT5Aside

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@Azulllaa

10 months

My not so hot take is that you shouldn't introduce your child/children to people you're just dating until it's clear you're getting married. Don't hide children but your kids shouldn't be getting cosy and comfortable with a person you're not in a commited relationship with. 😒

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@Azulllaa

5 years

Madam, shouldn't you be in prison first of all? Unafikiri huko Kuna closing day? Let this curfew be a good practice for Langata mama.

Mwalimu Rachel (Abena Adiepena)

@MwalimuRachel

5 years

Tunauliza tuuu kwa unyenyekevu hatuna ubaya sisi 🙏🏽😆😆 #NRGBreakfastClub @NRGRadioKenya @xclusivedeejay

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@Azulllaa

2 years

2 days to his 11th birthday and I honestly cannot believe we have come this far. Here we are, him almost taller than me now, damn. It's been a journey. ❤️ Happy Mother's Day to all you Moms out here! Y'all awesome! 🥰