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Ty

4 years

Curated thread of free #Infosec course which could benefit anyone across the spectrum from a novice user to a professional.

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@tyrus_

5 years

Motivational Speaker: "You can achieve anything you want. You have a tiger in you" The tiger in me:

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You know how raggedy you have to be to piss off Nanyuki, Kilifi and Isiolo residents?

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@tyrus_

4 years

Use Fing both on iPhone and Android. For Infrared cameras use your back facing camera which will pick up the infrared light as a purple haze. I always do this in hotels or AirBnBs #infosec

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4 years

How do I check if a room has hidden cameras?

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3 years

In 3 years you’re going to wear your jacket and find a face mask in the pocket and think “Man that was a fucked up year”. You’ll laugh silently then grab your gas mask and machete and you’ll head out to kill the zombies.

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4 years

Anybody interested in a helicopter flight for 4 people? Looking for 2 more people. We leave early Oct 10th morning from Nbi and will fly to Mt Longonot crater where we will have brunch. If interested please DM. Preferably someone with a helicopter because that's whats missing 😊

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6 years

Do this: 1. Go to YouTube and search for 8d audio then your favorite song 2. Plug in your headphones. 3. Thank me later.

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2 years

Kikuyu landlords need to be stopped as a matter of National Interest.

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5 years

Hata msifunge curtain. Onyesheni wezi mko na TV

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2 years

Not sure what Glenfiddich is going through but I totally understand.

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5 years

Earthquake in Kenya: Nobody at all: Not a single goddamn soul ever: Bonfire Ventures: Hurry and secure yourself a trip to the Rift Valley for a ground shaking experience!

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5 years

Police: Jambo, I'm going to inspect your vehicle to make sure it's safe for the roads. The roads:

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4 years

GoK: “No more night clubs until there’s a vaccine” Nairobians:

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5 years

By a show of hands, let's see how many of us belong in the National Archives🤣

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4 years

😂 a bird doing better than Miguna

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

4 years

Rare migratory bird flies 6,948 kilometres from Finland to land in Kenya

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3 years

Hadn’t even budgeted for December. Thought we’d be wiped out by the plague 😂

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2 months

The red flag was when she was interviewed and asked what she sees her future looking like and she said, “Well, I see myself tapping into my creativity to nickname more people” 💀💀

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3 years

I remember when I started @ZuluMeats a year and 4 months ago some folks said there’s no way anyone would buy meat they can’t see. They even said I’d not last a month. But here we are. Naysayers will always be there. Don’t let them get to you. Go for it.

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@tyrus_

3 years

Don’t be lied to. Money is very good.

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@tyrus_

5 years

Eating out/drinking by yourself/solo traveling should be normalized by now. I struggle to reconcile with how people *must* have company to do what they want.

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2 years

😂😂 Ffs!

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3 years

Digithia

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@fallyipupa01

3 years

🙏🏾🙏🏾

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3 years

It would be very difficult for Kenyan cops to find a Blue with white strips Ford Mustang with blaring quad-exhausts 😂

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4 years

The sheer brilliance of this particular engineer should be bottled and exported.

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4 years

Quite delighted to have my humble business featured. Day made!🙌🏽

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@SafaricomPLC

4 years

. @tyrus_ , the founder of @ZuluMeats , is transforming mutura & delivering right to your door step. Powered by Safaricom Home Fibre, he's used the internet to turn his passion into a successful business #LetsKeepGoing Video may contain mouth-watering content🍗🥩 #SafaricomForYou

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Just to grasp the grave absence of competence and sheer disregard for professionalism, they made a whole Meteorological Director issue a public apology 😂💀

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3 years

It’s rather unfortunate that as a Kenyan driver you’re conditioned to always check your left side in the event an errant boda is on a death wish.

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3 years

Just discovered a very informative YouTube channel “Economic Raven”. If you’re keen on world economics in brevity check them out.

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4 years

Uganda is already battling and updated version of the Corona Virus 😂

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4 years

When your kid scores an F in the math assignment you did for them

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@tyrus_

2 years

Calm down Salome. It’s a global issue

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@ahmednasirlaw

2 years

Are THEY PLAYING with twitter?

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@tyrus_

5 years

The nerve these guys have of never rebranding or changing their packaging since the existence of time and yet it still sells and does what it says it should. Corporates could learn a thing or two about longevity.

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4 years

Never seen before picture of Putin looking at his successor.

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8 years

Before and After....😊😊 Never stop dreaming.

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3 years

This farmer isn’t just good at his job, he’s outstanding in his field. 😁

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4 years

“Things will definitely be back to normal by August” August:

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5 years

How about churches started preaching to people about keeping the environment clean, planting more trees, being decent human beings instead of riches stored in the clouds. I think religion is this country’s worst undoing.

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3 years

Customer: “When I ordered on your website, I agreed to accept cookies but they have never arrived!”

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@tyrus_

2 months

Exactly how are we grappling with machine learning? These folks just open their mouths 💀

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@citizentvkenya

2 months

Mr. Eluid Owalo- CS Ministry of ICT and Digital Economy: We are grappling with issues like machine learning and cyber security. All these require a holistic approach from the continent so we can move in tandem.

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@tyrus_

6 years

When you’re bored of using the internet on your laptop so you go to your phone to see what the small Internet is up to

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6 years

Being stuck in traffic with this heat has made me realize I need to get my life together because I can't go to hell.

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@tyrus_

4 years

There’s an entire generation which will grow up having not used the carbon paper

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@tyrus_

4 years

The sheer disrespect to us. This is utterly unacceptable especially from the Subaru gang. 😒

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2 months

Highly suspect decision making in this regime is strictly by the president. Have flower boys and girls to exemplify your smoke screen of competence. Which is why nothing seems to move forward.

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4 years

Her: Started seeing someone. Me: As in dating or hallucinations?

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3 years

I recall in class 4 our teacher asked me what is a snail in Swahili and I said Kisonono(Gonorrhea)🤦🏽‍♂️. One of the longest day I had in elementary school.

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4 years

“So when I joined I also didn’t believe it. You get the products and sell 5 of them then you graduate to bronze. If you sell more you become a Platinum like me and can afford my coat and that Range Rover you saw outside. Just come for our meeting this Tue at ICEA building”

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@tyrus_

5 years

I am disappointed none of our local media picked up this story. Sky News have documented it with such unbelievable detail: The Stowaway who fell from the KQ flight to Heathrow.

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6 years

I discovered a kg of meat doesn't have much of a difference with 3/4. So I'd always save like 20 Bob. I became ambitious and decided 1/2 and 1kg are the same. We went back to Kabue's butchery where I was beaten senseless on the spot for corruption!

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6 years

Which crime did you commit to get the worst beating from your mum? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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5 years

Just drove past J’s and clearly the boycott was just on Twitter

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7 months

This.

Baby girl 💕

@chennifhar

7 months

what was the pinnacle of wealth to you as a child?

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4 years

We clearly don’t deserve Twitter 😂😂

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3 years

This is all good until one day your car decides to sell itself.

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6 years

Watch this even if you watch nothing else today. I swear you won't be disappointed.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

New “Hip” restaurant around Nairobi starter pack

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5 years

Did you know that before the Crowbar was invented, crows used to drink at home?😁

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4 years

Finally it’s here. Courtesy of @Maurice_ireri this home smoker will be churning out slow smoked ribs, pork shoulders, sausages, lamb. He did it to the exact specification. I highly recommend him. Test driving it next weekend. Next, sourcing for hickory, applewood, pecan etc

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6 years

When they ask about the Dress Code

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4 years

The Ukrainian Hacker Who Became the FBI’s Best Weapon—And Worst Nightmare #infosec

The Ukrainian Hacker Who Became the FBI's Best Weapon—And Worst Nightmare

Hacker Maksym Popov gave himself up to the FBI and joined its fight against Eastern European cybercrime. Trouble is, he never really gave up his black hat.

www.wired.com

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3 years

Boss: You’re fired! Get out. Me: “pauses Netflix” Why?

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6 years

I suggest you disable updates for the following apps; Moral Police v2.0 and High Horse(free version).

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@EzekielMutua

6 years

So I bought 4k airtime and it disappeared just like that and @SafaricomPLC says it's because I had not activated data manager, whatever that is. This is robbery without violence!

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4 years

I truly hope Keroche bounces back because this is one of the best malts I’ve had globally. For now, a toast to better days. Prost!

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5 years

-----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----

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@ladygaga

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW

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5 years

Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words...

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Factually this is the most socially connected, yet practically, the most alone generation yet.

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5 years

Pro tip: Stop just attending your industry-specific conferences and start presenting in them. Most people have the innate fear of feeling inadequate to share knowledge but overcome it. This sets you up as an authority while eventually forcing you to get even better at your craft.

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6 years

When Putin offers you tea but you are allergic to Polonium-210. Miss me with that shit😅

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4 years

From teaching an Msc. Telecoms, Innovation & Development at Strathmore to being invited to pursue an Msc. Cyber Security by @DerbyUni starting May. I mean, why not.😎

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4 years

I bet most of us heard about “Clearing and Forwarding” for the first time ever thanks to Ondiek Nyuka Kwota😅

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5 years

I’m so glad I don’t use that version of the Internet.

Bonnie Musambi

@bonniemusambi

5 years

Bahati's new hairstyle takes the internet by storm, How do you like it? #Zinga @KbcRadioTaifa

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7 years

Release it in parliament juu kuna Speaker...

Hon. Jaguar

@RealJaguarKenya

7 years

As I take Oath of office today to serve Starehe, I will also drop a new single tomorrow #Ndoto For the millions who walk with me in my music

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4 years

Meanwhile in Kenya 🤦🏽‍♂️

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China's school kids are the best in the world at science, math, and reading. Even the poorest 10% of students in China outperformed the international average:

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If you ever attended Consolata Primary school in Nyeri chances are you were taught music by my Grandpa. He was one of the most proficient music teachers then and sadly he passed on on Sunday. May he Rest In Peace.

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3 years

Once in a while take that break. You deserve it. You work so hard for the money but the experiences are priceless. Travel!

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6 years

Only reason to buy a Mercedes. 😁

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5 years

Did he swallow the bench? Definitely looks like that’s that for the trip.

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

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5 years

Homa Bay Governor Cyprian Awiti is in Germany for bench marking.

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4 years

One day I’m expecting a lawyer to tell the judge “Niskize bro si ni Mimi nakushow huu boy ako innocent”

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6 years

There you go @ntvkenya . Just in case you've searched high and low for Githu Muigai's photo and couldn't find it. 😒

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6 years

Some sound advice regarding your motor vehicle insurance. Please read and circulate.

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Nakuru is slowly turning out to be Kenya’s equivalent of ‘A Florida man’

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Nakuru man admits to 'sleeping' with five cows, escapes lynching

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Me: Where’s Jesus? Pastor: In heaven waiting for his people Me: Where are his people? Pastor: Here on earth. Me: Doing what? Pastor: Waiting for Jesus to come back Me:

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Murkomen at PanAfric Hotel: Actually I'm paying their bill NASA guys:

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6 years

Quote this with your very first salary and what job it was. Personally started off at a cyber cafe in making Ksh 8,000.

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6 years

You keep away from all these nice things only for you to drown or get run over by an Ummoiner. If we die, we die.

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No amount of alcohol, sausage or bacon is safe according to cancer experts

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This is a ploy to ensure Kenyans keep drinking and lose their IDs.

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Conspiracy theorists wanasema nini about the black out

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4 years

I’m still stuck at that guy who found himself at Kaplong after having Lyft and boarding a North Rift jav yet he was commuting to Roysambu 🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

Talk of a country hitting rock bottom 😂😂

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6 years

Do you have any experience in Customer Service? What's Customer Service? Welcome to Zuku, you start immediately.

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7 years

The search for intelligent life on Earth continues....

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6 years

Please tag your friends because this is an epidemic 😂

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3 years

Me: What’s your WiFi password? Bartender: You have to buy a drink first. Me: Sigh. Okay give me a whisky double. Bartender: That will be Ksh 1400 Me: Okay what’s the WiFi password please? Bartender: You have to buy a drink first. All lowercase and no space.

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4 years

Stocked up. Leteni lunch orders. Even at your offices, we shall deliver. 😁

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6 years

A very rare gem. BMW E31 8 series. Wow. Somewhere on Museum Hill. Feast your eyes!

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5 years

Rummaging through old stuff and I came across this. 😂😂

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4 years

@MediaMK Glint Finder for Android and Spy Camera detector does iOS. However for listening devices you need a dedicated isolating detector to look for power sources and frequency analyzers. This is overkill for a normal person unless you’re an operative 😄

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3 years

Nyeri town will only advance once the old guard made up of of a former President and former CBK governor give up their ghost. 90% small buildings you see are owned by them. Plus Nyeri is a destination not a transit town. I weep for my home town.

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Good afternoon from Nyeri CBD, the town that has refused to grow despite devolution and all.... 😜

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