Fair warning: this post is lengthy. It's hard to condense a five year, uphill legal battle into anything other than a long read- and I've been waiting on a verdict before I shared what 2019 through now has looked like for me and my boyfriend at the time.
Having had the misfortune of dealing with Jen Royle in the past, I can confirm that she is, in fact, an unprofessional asshole through and through and has no business running anything involving food or people.
Also, TABLE was/is overrated. Go literally *anywhere* else.
Wild story incoming. Last month, we had to cancel our Boston trip after I was hospitallized. As a result I had to use travel insurance to get my money back on our hotel, train, and restaurant reservations. Today I got this message from
@tableboston
Watching Gypsy Rose Blanchard get released from prison for orchestrating the murder of a woman who was actively killing and exploiting her only to see Twitter waiting to exploit her all over again.
I wish her normalcy, peace and privacy. She's been through enough.
@ANTambo
Regardless of the reason for the cancelation (from my understanding, the OP fell ill while getting on another train,) the lengths she went to in order to harass and threaten someone for something that is fairly common in her industry is something she is notorious for.
This is doing numbers. The Boston area has *so many* great places to dine and they're run/staffed by hard working, sane people who won't stalk/harass you if you have a medical emergency and have to cancel a reservation.
Ask the locals where to go. They won't steer you wrong.
Sophia in Massachusetts, whoever you are- if you're banging a bunch of people in Los Angeles, I'm truly ecstatic for you- but the fake number you're giving people is actually mine and I'm getting a lot of awkward texts this week.
If I had the opportunity to time travel I'd go back to last Summer just so I could experience watching the 'Brian's Hat' sketch on ITYSL for the very first time again. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.
@ITYSL_memes
@averageguymovie
I spent NYE in the North End - got drinks, an appetizer, a huge entrée and dessert - all amazing! And I spent like $70 before the tip.
I'm ready for the downfall of these overhyped, overpriced "influencer" eateries and the absolute criminals that run them.
The same generation that drilled it into our heads that we wouldn't amount to anything unless we had a college degree are now relishing in our drowning in debt from obtaining said college degrees. Alright then.
#studentloanforgiveness
If I ask some dude to put their mask on and they say no and then get closer to me to deliberately intimidate/instigate and then I beat the everloving shit out of them- I'm defending myself, right?
Every time Rose McGowan is trending I have to point out that she acted as a gatekeeper to the MeToo movement, told everyone to believe survivors (except the ones she didn't like) and snubbed would-be allies in order to remain the "face" of the movement.
She's not a good person.
do I think florence pugh and will poulter are dating? no. would I support of them if they were? yes bc anything is better than that expired man. they’re probably just two friends having fun and I’m all here for it!!!
There's absolutely no excuse why 13 siblings who were rescued from severe abuse and malnourishment are being revictimized by the very system that was supposed to help them.
Why can't they access their funds? Why don't they have enough food?
#ABC2020
#HouseOfHorrors
I wish my elected officials had a fraction of the work ethic and commitment that
@ITYSL_memes
has displayed today. Absolutely crushing it with the memes and dedication to the bit.
His movies are terrible unless you enjoy watching rehashed stories about young, beautiful women date much older and uncharismatic chodes who think they're clever or have anything of substance or value to offer anyone.
I'm from the Northeast. I've been through blizzards and single digit temps. It comes with the territory. I've rarely lost power or heat.
Texans aren't used to this. This isn't normal to them. People are cold and they're dying. Let's *not* be dicks or laugh about it, okay?
I walked into this festival just in time to hear Paris Jackson say "this is a song about 30 year old men who can't make women cum" and I have never felt older lmao
#BostonCalling
My dad passed nine years ago today. His surgeon- the man who gave me an extra year with my father to make memories before he died- always emails me on this day to check in and wish me well.
Just got the email about an hour ago and it made me smile.
Being one of the only people left on-air at indie617 right now can be a little overwhelming, if only because I feel a tremendous amount of pressure to put on a good, interesting and fun show and I honestly don't even know if I am.
The guy in front of me at the Dunkins drive-through paid for my order and I heard my mom whisper "55 burgers, 55 tenders..." under her breath from the passengers seat lmao
Made pizza last night. 4 year old told me no pepperoni.
When it was time for toppings, she had a meltdown because she wanted pepperoni, so I put some on.
When it was time to eat, she had a meltdown because there was pepperoni on it.
Parents out there: how tf do you cope lmao
straight up cackling at the old people on Facebook who are outraged by Brittney Griner's release because they deemed her "un-American." One of them just said they're boycotting the WNBA like lmaooo you weren't watching the WNBA to begin with. Come on.
The verdict is in. The woman who spread lies about my partner - accused him of heinous crimes he didn't commit- and cost him his career and his reputation was found guilty on all three defamation charges.
Sobbing with joy.
Hi Jen. Still as unhinged as ever, I see. Shouldn't you be busy making mediocre food for tourists who don't know any better instead of being completely consumed by social media?
I'm honestly stunned people WILLINGLY tune in to listen to me in the mornings. Y'all sure you aren't in some sort of hostage situation?
I listen to the playback of myself on-air sometimes and cringe in embarrassment lmao
Thank you all for real though. It means a lot.
I'm in Massachusetts, close to the Vermont line. If *any* woman comes here from out of state for a procedure- I will personally drive you to/from the clinic of your choosing. I will bring a pillow and cocoa and make sure you are safe and comfortable and that no one bothers you.
California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Nevada, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, Rhode Island, Vermont and Washington. DC all protect abortion rights by state law these are the safe states to access abortion now
#RoeVsWade
should I livetweet when Thanksgiving dinner goes off the rails once one of my siblings starts talking about conspiracy theories, h*nter b*den, etc. etc. y/y?
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to buy me Gelato, dance with me, and then fistfight aggressive dudes trying to ruin my night in Rome.
#TCMParty
I'm not a particularly religious person, but I can pretty much guarantee that if God is real- he/she/they fucking hate you, you cycloptic-lookin', thin-lipped troglodyte.
Our nation needs to take a serious look at the state of mental health today.
Sometimes meds can be the problem.
America is failing our youngest generations from decades of rejecting good moral values and teachings.
We don’t need more gun control.
We need to return to God.
A girl that kept getting her lunch stolen by an older boy finally snapped one day and kicked him in the groin to destabilize him and then proceeded to drag his face up and down the brick exterior of the school while other kids screamed at the blood everywhere.
** I was the girl.
What happened at your school that sounded like an urban legend but was real? My friend’s little sister was in drama class and slid across the stage on her stomach and a piece of wood was sticking up and impaled her. She had to be air lifted to Duke hospital.
@ceggersmidwest
@FOXSports
Hard to believe.
@FOXSports
owes the 9/11 community an apology. On air. For those who do not recognize this aerial image, it is Ground Zero of the 9/11 attacks. The logos are where the WTC Twin Towers used to be, now the sacred pools of the
@Sept11Memorial
.
I completely oppose paid maternity leave. The burden falls on the taxpayers and forces more women to have to be in the workforce. Mothers NEED to be home with their babies. They need to live on far less. God will provide. He wants mothers with their babies, not in the workforce.
Heidi & I are fervently lifting up in prayer the children and families in the horrific shooting in Uvalde.
We are in close contact with local officials, but the precise details are still unfolding.
Thank you to heroic law enforcement & first responders for acting so swiftly.
You called for and encouraged violence against a *children's hospital* in my city, you rancid cunt. They don't make violins small enough to play you the fuck outta' here.
I’ve publicly disavowed violence numerous times. Have you disavowed the violence directed at me as a result of you inciting your followers against me? Let’s see you disavow violence and until then STFU you lying hypocrite
Very Important Pelvis. Thank you for having me,
@InBtwnDaysFest
and to every single person who came over to me today and made me feel like a rock star in-between sets. It was so good seeing old friends and making new ones. I'm so grateful and love you all. ❤️
My friend's former roommate who continually asked me out on dates whenever our paths crossed just got arrested for kidnapping a woman so I've got a lot of "dodged that bullet" energy today.
The social audio play also means Spotify podcasters like Joe Rogan and Bill Simmons could soon broadcast in real time, rather than on delay, while musicians might one day be able to broadcast their concerts or other recordings live to listeners.
The 'Abducted by a Parent' episode of
#UnsolvedMysteries
is one of the most heartbreaking things ever. I just want to go and find these kids, beat the SHIT out of the parent that took them- and then reunite them with the parent who has been agonizing over their disappearances.
I almost forgot that yesterday during Orville Peck's set, he asked if there was any truckers in the crowd and this one guy screamed that he drove a food truck and Orville was like "yeah... yeah, that's a truck. This one's for you." lmao
#BostonCalling
I am recovering from a minor medical procedure I underwent over the weekend. I'm okay so far, and hopefully out of the woods as I heal over the next few days.
Thank you to
@ThePDriscoll
for filling in for me at
@indie617
. I'm hoping to be back later this week.
I'm 35,502 feet in the air- on my way to a vacation out West- and it's because I used the PTO I earned at my job. I believe in using it all- PTO, floating holidays, sick days if you need them. They are *yours.*
10 years ago I would have been afraid to ask for time off.
All hell has broken loose because this dude I went to high school with posted a long anti-vax rant and I commented to remind him I once had to physically kick him out of my car because he had crystal meth on him. "if you did meth, don't worry about what's in the vaccine."
I've been driving through Texas for a few hours now and I just stopped to get a coffee and stretch my legs. I had a guy hold the door for me, tip his hat and say "afternoon, ma'am" so this trip is already a success.
Just a friendly reminder that you can listen to me Monday - Friday from 10 AM to noon on
@indie617
. I say a lot of dumb shit, and I'm hungover sometimes, but none** of it is ever hateful or offensive.
** sources needed.
#CheapPlug
Someone in my neighborhood has kept their 12-foot Home Depot skeleton on their lawn since Halloween and have occasionally been decorating it for whatever holiday is happening.
I drove by it today and it was wearing rabbit ears. I am OBSESSED.
Ron DeSantis: lEt MaSsAcHuSeTtS tAkE cArE oF tHe ImMiGrAnTs aNd sEe hOw tHeY liKe iT
Martha's Vineyard: Okay. *provides food, clothing, shelter and medical aid with absolutely no hesitation*
New England is pretty great, y'all. I like it here.
I'm presently sitting in a theater by myself, with a gigantic bag of popcorn, and getting ready to watch "High Society" starring Grace Kelly, Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby for its 65th anniversary.
I live for
@tcm
programing.
#TCMParty
Related: but if you're a misogynist who thinks you can be disrespectful to me about my radio show because I'm a woman and you can get away with it lmao do I have bad news for you.
And to that, I say- if what I do or say outside of work, on my own time- doesn't impact you, your life or your ability to support yourself- then mind your own business and focus on yourselves and the type of person you want to be.
And also, thanks for tuning into my show. 💕
Layover is delayed. The guy sitting next to me is growing increasingly erratic and angry and keeps elbowing me whenever he turns to bitch at the flight attendants. He also has legs spread way too far apart.
I'm going to punch him. It's happening.
Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, and Riley Hawk, son of Tony Hawk and Cindy Dunbar, got married in a ceremony officiated by R.E.M.'s Michael Stipe:
Kowloon wouldn’t allow people into their restaurant without masks in 2020. Stop supporting businesses who have stood against the people.
#bospoli
#mapoli
#stopagenda21
I'm finalizing the
@indie617
concert calendar (unveiled tomorrow. It's going to be a weekly thing) and it is a labor of the utmost love and adoration.
I love you assholes for real.
Lots of people asking how an Attorney, brought up in a prominent/affluent family of Attorneys, could be so dumb when committing a lengthy list of crimes.
Y'all, a *lot* of them cheated their way through school using their wealth and privilege. It's not uncommon
#AlexMurdaugh
ALL of them rode the elevator with me back to my floor and made sure I got into my room okay. They were guardian angels in glittery shoes and I'll never forget them or that night.
Women all have our own traumatic experiences of being harassed, stalked, assaulted, etc.
"I'm not defending officers who stood around outside an elementary school while kids were being butchered inside while simultaneously preventing panicked parents from rescuing their children BUT we hurt their feelings by asking them not to abuse their power, so.."
I'm not defending the actions of the officers. But we've demonized law enforcement to the point that there are far fewer rewards for being a hero, for taking risks. When your culture makes George Floyd the hero, real heroes stand down. Cultural rot has consequences.
Burning Man has always given me the "ick." There's just something about it that makes my skin crawl. I knew one person who went religiously, and she also made my skin crawl- so the whole thing going off the rails in the grossest way possible seems very on-brand.
But we have no way of knowing which ones are and aren't- and saying "well I'm not a bad guy!" isn't good enough.
That's why we are constantly on guard and often on edge. Because we just don't know which ones will try to hurt us.
So LISTEN to our stories and learn something.
Once I'm vaccinated my mom wants to have our long overdue Marvel movie marathon. She tried to psyche me up by hinting at her themed snacks.
"Thor Ragnarocky road ice cream sundaes. GET IT?"
I am crying omg